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Joined 06-30-09, id: 1989323, Profile Updated: 12-29-10
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Hey guys!!

I'm the kind of girl that if you are taking a picture of me, I would immediately hold up a peace sign.

I'm the kind of girl that would rather go with my best friend to the gym instead of going to the mall.

I'm the kind of girl that if one of my best guy friends asked me out, nothing would change.

I'm the kind of girl that has way more guy friends than girl friends.

Some stuff on me:

1. What is your occupation?Babysitter

2. What color is your underwear? Stripes! From Aeropostale!! Don't get me wrong, I am the sport kind!

3. What are you listening to right now? Waking up in Vegas, Katy Perry

4. What was the last thing you ate? Taco Chips

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Royal Blue

6. How is the weather right now? Sunset

7. Favorite drink? Sunny D.

8. Favorite sport to watch? Women's Softball

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? Does highlights count?

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Yep, contacts!

11. Pets? 2 dogs, 2 turtles, and a fish

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? NCIS

13. What was the last movie you watched? The Unborn

14. Favorite day of the year? July 1st, no reason

15. What do you do to vent anger? Hit a softball

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? Pig beanie baby

17. Fall or Spring? Spring! Track and softball

18. Hugs or kisses? Hugs!

19. Cherry or Blueberry? blueberry

20. What is on the floor of your closet? Shoes

21. Favorite smell? Cherry vanilla

22. What inspires you? nothing

23. What are you afraid of? Someone kidnapping me

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheese

25. Favorite car? Lamb.

26. Favorite dog breed? Boston terrier or German shepherds

27. Number of keys on your key ring? 2

28. Favorite day of the week? Wednesday.

29. How many states have you lived in? 1

30. How many cities have you lived in? 2

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? yep

32. Last song you listened to? Waking up in Vegas

33. Braces? I did have them, not anymore though

34. Last city you've been to (Outside your home)? New York City.

35. Last book you read? The Lake House.


"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!'-Gazzy

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max

Ter Borcht:"Vhy do You let a girl be de leader?"
Fang: "She's the tough one."
Max: Dang right

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us.-Max TAE

I offered to pee on him but they said no"-Iggy

Fang:"Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max:"Why, is your head missing some?"

Fang:"Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max:"Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Ter Borcht:"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang:"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Max:"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang:"Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Survivalist by WingedJay13 reviews
They're still at the navy base. THey're still being hunted. It's still by Mr.Chu. Its the sequel to Max but with more romantisism but don't worry there will still be plenty of action as the flock tries to save the ocean from the Mr.Chu's pollution.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Fang, Nudge
East Coast Wings by Funmilayo reviews
Max and the flock are back three years later. They are staying at a giant house, special thanks to Dr. Martinez. They're in the East Coast, hunting down one of Dr. Chu's friend that's polluting the ocean, but this time in Cape Cod, MA. Lots of Fax&Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Life with Max and Fang by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max and Fang are 18 and living togehter. Basically just their life together. Flock lives with Dr. M. Mang of course. No plot, just make it up as I go, though I do have a pretty good idea on how it will end. Language and Sex refrences a lot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,843 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Leaving by Celiacangel8 reviews
Max left the flock with a growing secret. She left so the flock could save the world, but what happens when they come back? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Max, Fang
Max's big mistake by Midge 1012 reviews
On their way to the Martinez's the flock get sidetracked and Max sees a familiar face. Who is it? And what do they mean for the flock and Max and Fang?-set 3 months after TFW, not a story where Max gets pregnant slight FAX My 1st fanfic-8,326 HITS-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,286 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
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Maximum Ride: Meeting New People reviews
Max and Fang are in two different families, starting high school can be hard, but will they meet each other and make it feel better? FAXNESS MAYBE You have to read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009
Maximum Ride: The Flock reviews
The flock is continuing their life, but where is it heading? New powers devolp and relationships continue to grow, but where is it all heading...FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009