HI! Pure Aqua here.
Hmm...I guess I should say things about me...
Birthday: April 5
Hey. I got a new Youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/PureAquaElementum (Not much on it though...)
Things I Like:
Some Music: Angels by within temptation, Night of Nights by BeatMario/Cool & Create, Raindrops by Dj Dimond, All Around the World(La La La La La)[Radio Virsion] by ATC, Hurry up and Save me by Tiffany Giardina, Broken by Lifehouse, Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa) by O-Zone, Xepher by Tatsh, Believe by Yellowcard, Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin, Dreams of an Absolution by Sonic Team, Sanctuary by UTADA, I Need a Hero(Original) by Bonnie Tyler, Starry Heavens by Day after Tomorrow, Castles in the Sky by Dj Satomi (slow version), Geisha Dreams by Rollergirl, Tori no Uta -Bird's Song- Instrumental by Michiru Kaori, Encounter With The Unknown from Tales of vesperia soundtrack, Ring a Bell by Bonnie Pink, High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup, Beat the Angel from Tales of Symphonia soundtrack, Butterfly by Aqua, Butterly Mega Remix by Dj Mystik, Earth, Wind, Water and Fire by Toy Box, Bad Boy by Cascada, Everytime we Touch by Cascada, Waka Laka by Jenny Rom vs. The Zippers, Flying High (Radio Edit) by DCX, This is My Life by Dj Splash, Come Into My Dreams by Foggy, Sandstorm by Darude, Tonight Remix by Tobymac (Featuring John Cooper from Skillet), In the Hall of the Mountain king (Techno Remix) by Dj Liquid, "Midnight Shooter" by Saitama Saishuu Heiki
Games: Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of Vesperia, Arc Rise Fantasia, Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy: Chrystal Bearers, Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon, Rune Factory Frontier, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic and the Black Night, Fire Emblem: Radient Dawn, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Super Smash Bros: Brawl, Spectrobes: Origins, Spectrobes (Original), Bravely Default,
Shows/Films: Danny phantom, Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Sonic X, Star Wars, Supernatural, Naruto Shippuden Movie 4: The Lost Tower (I apsolutly lOVE this movie), Yu-Gi-Oh!: Bonds Beyond Time,
Manga/ Anime: Blue Exorcist/ Ano No Exorcis (Has the BEST soundtrack), Yu-Gi-Oh (Original), Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's, Naruto Shippuden, D.N.Angel anime series (last episode T_T), Black Cat anime series, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist, Hetalia Axis Powers, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Magi, Strike the Blood, Log Horizon, Brave 10, K-Project, 07-Ghost,
Blue Exorcist: Rin Okumura, Yukio Okumura, Shirō Fujimoto,
Brawl: Pit, Link, Zelda, Ike, Marth, Toon Link
Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd Irving-Aurion, Kratos Aurion,
Tales of the Abyss: Luke Fon Fabre, Asch Fon Fabre, Lorelei, Tear Grants, Guy Cecil (Gailardia Galan Gardios)
Tales of Vesperia: Yuri Lowell, Flynn Scifo, Judith (Judy)
Rise of the Guardians: Jack Frost, Sandman, North, Tooth, Bunny,
Danny Phantom: Danny Fenton/Phantom, Sam Manson, Tuker Foley, Clockwork
Yu-gi-oh (all series): Yusei Fudo, Yugi Mutou, Atem (Pharaoh/Yami[Dark] Yugi)
D.N.Angel: Dark Mousy (come on who can't love a phantom theif), Daisuke Niwa (he's awsome), Kosuke Niwa (For Diasuke's dad amazing)
Black Cat: Train Hartnet (He. Is. Badass.), Sven vollfied, Eve
Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Minato Namikaze, Kushina Uzumaki, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake
Bleach: Ichigo Kurosaki, Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu, Dark Ichigo/Hichigo Shirosaki,Tōshirō Hitsugaya, Isshin Kurosaki, Byakuya Kuchiki, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez,
Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Winry Rockbell, Roy Mustang,
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio. Instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
Shiemi didn't know who was more shocked, herself, because she had never heard of this prayer before, or her classmates, who didn't even think she would say anything worthy of a summon. AU-ish, ShiemiXRin May change to M for later gore and romance -Summary inside
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Timetravel. PowerfulObito. Genfic.
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
At the age of 10, Naruto is an honorary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?
The Gods of Olympus were defeated before Percy's birth and the planet is now under Kronos control.Percy lives on the streets when he finds about his father and a rebellion called HBO. What will happen? Percabeth Jasper NicoOC Poseially.
Percy refused immortality, but realises his mistake. He is offered to be a god once again, but he has to fulfil a condition. Percy must reunite the Greek demigod and the Roman demigod camps to fight a new threat, one that would destroy them both. Enjoy!
Cecil Harvey is a strange man whose heart is filled with a Darkness that he knows he must fight at any cost. When his country, Baron, sets out to capture the mysterious and powerful Crystals it is Cecil who stands against them. FFIV Novel. No spoilers.
Leaving one's family and destiny isn't an easy thing to do, but Sonic needs to get away to discover if he's the prince his siblings want him to be, or the hero his heart is telling him he is. Three years later, Eggman kidnaps Manic, and Sonic is drawn back into the world he left behind, but now he can do more than rely on his medallion. He can fight. Bridging Underground and SEGA
AU - All choices have repercussions. At the time, he hadn't even realized he'd made a choice, but it would change his entire future: for better or for worse. Full game spoilers. -Thanks to Ladynadiad and Trystle for helping with the editing- (Complete)
Due to reasons unknown, Lloyd and the others have found that they have shrunk in age and appearance. Now it's a race against time to solve what happened and how to save themselves... before Cruxis gets to them first.
Religion is a panel of fine stain glass window, but when that glass is broken it is among the shards that you must look. Each shard is a soul, and if you put them all together perhaps the truth will be seen and all illusions lifted. (Discontinued)
Book three of the 'Restoration series'. SPOILERS! It has been nearly four thousand years since the Giant Tree made its Prophecy. Now the waiting is over. The Chosen of Restoration has been born...and now it is time for their journey to begin.(Complete)
AU, during the medieval ages. Ash was born in a poor and simple town... But after several drastic events, his life's going to take a completely new direction as his past will get to him, the past of the Aura... Slight OOC possible pearlshipping Ash/Dawn (Complete)
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.(Complete)
The War was over, but Ichigo's subsequent exile starts a rebellion under the rule of Central 46. Two years later, Aizen escapes, sparking off a chain of events that thrusts Ichigo straight back into the world he had left behind. AU. Full summary inside.
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Seriana is feudal planet, resisting conquest by the Terran Empire. Ichigo is a child of both Terra and Seriana, but is at home in neither. Can he bridge two worlds to save his people? AU, fantasy/adventure, IchiRuki. Some HitsuKarin. (Discontinued)
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. Complete.
With his powers returned and a peace settled over Seireitei, Ichigo discovers that there are many things that he has yet to learn about being a shinigami, and a captain at that.
9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. How will this affect the Bleach Universe? Perhaps in death, he'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...
Angel Fighter - amethystdreamstar (Super Smash Brothers (SSB))
Follow Pit as he battles his way to the top to become the Smash King of the Brawl Tournament ... or at the very least, as he tries to cope with living at the Smash Mansion and not making a fool of himself in front of his idol, Link.
Only a Boy - Riddell Lee (BBC Merlin & Harry Potter Xover)
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Harry Potter and the God of Death - Nesarna (Harry Potter & Bleach Xover)
Getting recruited for another war wasn't quite what he had in mind when his father announced a family trip to England. But now that he's here, Kurosaki Ichigo finds himself pulled into a web of deception, government lies, and centuries-old conspiracies...
FateBlack Reflection - Nameless Flame Wielder (Bleach & Fate/stay night Xover)
With Aizen's plans foiled in Karakura, Ichigo and his friends are called to investigate strange happenings in nearby Fuyuki City. Hang on, what the heck are Magi? And who's that woman who's calling Ichigo "Master?" AU after chapter 389 of BLEACH
Chains of the Moon - Aljan Moonfire (Naruto & Bleach Xover)
The Saigo no Getsuga Tensho was too strong, and instead of simply losing his powers, something else happens to Ichigo - something no one could have expected. He won't be the only one affected either. The Elemental Countries will never be the same again.
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I live in a world...
Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...
Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...
Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...
Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...
Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...
Where superheroes protect the innocent...
Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...
Where wizards and witches are common...
Where owls bring the mail...
Where imagination powers everything...
Where half-god children go on adventures...
Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...
Where anyone can fly, if the believe...
Where children never grow old...
Where fairies exist...
Where everyone is different...
Where the beds are made for jumping...
Where we spend the day laughing...
I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?
Real Dumb Store Lables:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Warning: Do not sit on zoo railings. You may fall in the cage and the animals may eat you, making them sick. Thank you.
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
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The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go!
This is about abortion...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got blamed
42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Confucius say: war does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Caution! Water on road when raining
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Love is beautiful, love is painful, and love is undescribable...Damn that's cheesy... better scratch that... and now moving on...
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot
I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay
First person: “I think his brain turned to mush” Second person: “He had a brain?”
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you.
The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter
Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
In theory, everything works.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.
Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.
Writing is the socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
The only cure for writer's block is insomnia.
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
Never apologize. Always deny.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it.
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. It never ends.
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
I hear voices and they don't like you
Smile -- it confuses the enemy
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.
THEY HURT HER:
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but fivehours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
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There once was a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but REALLY he liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything, what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss... not only kiss but practically get it on in the movie theatre. Courtney told Jack, "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" Jack replied, "Hell yes" Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet, dead... she had commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read, "My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley" Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you as she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank You.
When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end, The goddess descends from the sky. Wings of light and dark spread afar... She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting.
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess. We seek it thus, and take it to the sky... Ripples form on the water's surface, The wandering soul knows no rest.
There is no hate, only joy For you are beloved by the goddess... Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds; Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul, Pride is lost, wings stripped away, the end is nigh...
My friend, do you fly away now? To a world that abhors you and I? All that awaits you is a somber morrow, No matter where the winds may blow... My friend, your desire is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess. Even if the morrow is barren of promises, Nothing shall forestall my return...
My friend, the fates are cruel, There are no dreams, no honour remains, The arrow has left the bow of the goddess. My soul, corrupted by vengeance, Hath endured torment, To find the end of the journey in my own salvation, And your eternal slumber Legend shall speak of sacrifice at world's end; The wind sails over the water's surface, Quietly, but surely.
Even if the morrow is barren of promises, Nothing shall forestall my return. To become the dew that quenches the land... To spare the sands, the seas, the skies... I offer thee this silent sacrifice.
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
"Some people are born great, Some achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them." - Malvolio, from William Shakespeare's play 'Twelfth Night'
"Am I so beautiful you've no words left?"-Midna (Ledgend of Zelda:Twilight Princess)
"The difficult he does instantly. The impossible just give him a minute"-Zelda, describing Link (Silent Kingdom)
"Yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."-Oogway (Kung Fu Panada)
"Whatever it is--I didn't do it"-Unknown
"Everyone stumbles, or falls flat on their face. What matters is having the strength and courage to stand up and move on."-Me
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."-Unkown
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."-Douglas Adams
"I'd rather live my life believing in God and die to find out there isn't one, than live not believing in God and die to find out there is."-Unknown
"Cada cabeza es un mundo (Each mind is a world)"-Unknown
"A good story is an old story with a new twist."-Unknown
"Love your enemies. It gets them really confused."-Unknown
"If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male."-Unknown
"Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience."-Unkown
"To oppose something is to maintain its existence."-Unknown
"Even the tiniest fraction is infinetely greater than zero."-Zander
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- Albert Einstein
"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."-Robert Kennedy
"The worst thing that could happen is we'd all die."-Jade Curtiss (Balfour)
"There are two things men will never understand: beauty, and pain."-Gwen
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense"-Mark Twain
"It's only a dead end if you're dead!"-Ladekahn
"Are you always in mortal danger, or just when I'm passing through?"-Palolo the Second
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.."-Charles Schultz
"Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right using of strength"-Henry Ward Beecher
"I'll be up before you can count to fifty...zzz..."-Sagi
"We may profess to know the heart, but its essence is beyond our reach."-Ansem the Wise
"With the right words, you can change the world."-Charlotte
"I got a jar of diiirt! I got a jar of diiiirrt!"-Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)
"If you're not gonna wake up I'll just go to sleep! Hah!"-Grune
"Today, I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her what a nerd was. She said someone who knows stuff. Then I asked her how that was an insult. She's still confused. I win." - Unknown
"Wow, I was expecting her to yell "MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!" when she fell down the stairs." - Unknown
"There's all kinds of 'we'! 'We', 'oui, and my favorite 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE'" - Cosmo
"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm outta bubble gum." - Unknown
"You know, I once read that in a fortune cookie." - Unkown
“I'm not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.” - Naru-chan
“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.” - Naru-chan
"You SOLD me?" - Unkown
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one." - Gregory House (House, M.D.)
"Now run, run into the sunset and suffer. But don't mess up your hair!" - Might Guy (Naruto)
"Hmmm... how do I put this? My first impression of this group... You're a bunch of idiots!" - Kakashi (Naruto)
"I'm not a pervert!... I'm a SUPER pervert!" - Jiraiya (Naruto)
"I once shot a man for doing the limbo, or was he in Limbo...I don't remember..." - Unkown
"For the record, I blame you." - Unkown
"I'm so disappointed, Ichigo, so very disappointed. Sadly, your sword exhibits only fear. When you counter, it's because you fear being killed. When you attack, you fear killing. And when you protect someone, you fear you could let them die. At this point, the only thing your sword speaks is sensless fright, and that's not good. What you don't need in battle is fear. Nothing will come of it. When you attack, you don't let them cut you. When you protect someone, you don't let them die. And when you attack, you kill." - Kisuke Urahara (Bleach)
“That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara (Bleach)
“As of now, ALL your opinions are rejected." - Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
“Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.” - Isshin Kurosaki (Bleach)
“Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck?” - Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
Ikkaku: "Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?"
“You might get lucky and die in some corner." - Soi Fon (Bleach)
“They say even death can't cure an idiot." - Ririn (Bleach)
"A gatekeeper ain't supposed to open gates." - Gin (Bleach)
"Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And...if you can, die smiling." - Isshin (Bleach)
"Who is lucky? I am lucky! None so lucky but... me! And that's right, I said... me! Luck, luck, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me!" - Ikkaku (Bleach)
"Stand up. Face forward. Hesitate and you will die. Retreat and you will age." - Zangetsu (Bleach)
"What are you doing? Why do you run Ichigo? You still have not called me. Face forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. That whichs blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear. Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout…my name is…ZANGETSU!!!" - Zangetsu (Bleach)
"As if I care about what becomes of the things you want to protect. Make no mistake, Ichigo. The things that you wish to protect are not the things that I want to protect!" - To Ichigo as Tensa Zangetsu (Bleach)
"What I wanted to protect Ichigo... was you." - Tensa Zangetsu (Bleach)
"If it's a key that opens every door it's a Master Key, but if it's a door that opens to every key then it's a shitty door." - my dorm-mate speaking to her boyfriend
Arthur: "You still think I'm Arrogant?"
Merlin: "No. More... Supercilious."
Arthur: "That's a big word, Merlin. You sure you know what it means?"
Arthur: "Very good."
Arthur: "It doesn't quite mean that."
Merlin: "No, these are other things you are."
Arthur: "Hang on!"
-- Merlin and Arthur Penndragon from BBC Merlin