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Joined 06-30-09, id: 1989450, Profile Updated: 05-24-14
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

Hello there :)

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Name: Beth (no, not Bethany or Elizabeth. Just Beth)

Location : North-West England :D

A bit about me

Okay, so I used to be obsessed with Twilight, hence the fan fiction, but over the years, I have just sort of fallen out of love with it :( I still like the books and films, but I no longer consider myself a crazy fan-girl! Haha :D

My newest obsession in The Mortal Instruments series, so I'm going to try my hand at writing for a series that isn't Twilight. Who knows, it might not work out, but I'll give it a go :P

Please let me know what you think of my stories, it would mean a lot to me - especially, seen as I'm not sure of how this will turn out!


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15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Get Out Of My Way! by Tbf-DB reviews
The Cullen’s are each given a list of human tasks to complete before each of their siblings. A friendly competition gets sticky, gooey, bubbly and violent...Edward will never look at walkers the same...So who will suffer the ultimate humiliation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
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The Call reviews
When Kaitlynn's parents leave for the weekend, a panicked phone call has her running to the Institute in New York for her life. Whilst waiting for news of her parents fate, she gets to know the residents, including one Jace Wayland. As they start to become closer, Jace suddenly pushes her away. Can Katie keep his attention, especially with the arrival of another redheaded beauty?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Jace W.
The Long Weekend Part II reviews
With Charlie away again for the weekend, Bella and the Cullens are left alone for the weekend – again! To elevate the boredom, they decide to make a sequel to 'The Long Weekend' – and cause more mischief in the town of Forks. No-one is safe! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Knocked Up reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Long Weekend reviews
With Charlie gone on a fishing trip all weekend, Bella goes to stay with the Cullens. But what will happen when they all get bored and need some entertainment. Emmet has a bust up with an old lady, Alice befriends a stuffed dog and Bella takes revenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete