Poll: Who will be the first to make a move towards a realtionship. Tony or Ziva and Mcgee or Abby.and out of that which couple will be first. Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Law and Order: SVU, and NCIS.
im nice cool to talk with i love god i wish the devil would hurry up and burn.i like ofcourse NARUTO, NCIS ,NECESSARY ROUGHNESS,SUITS,CSI:Miami ,BONES, HOUSE,CRIMINAL MINDS LAW AND ORDER: SVU GREY'S ANATOMY ,LEVERAGE also love TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL and THE NANNY(after they get married i kind of lose of them).i have started writing books i have over 20 plots it will take a while to write them all though.im gearing to start publishing my fanfics so be on the look out peoples i thank you.CAMP WORSHIP 2K11 TUNUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS MOVED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE IT UP FOR:
THE BEST FATHER IN THE WORLD:OUR LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!
THE BEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD: OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!
THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD:OUR HOLY SPIRIT!!!!!
Hallelujah the lord god almighty reins ah ah yeah hallelujah the lord god almighty reins...
the more seek you..the more i find you ...the more i find you ..the more i love you!!!
i want to sit at your feet
drink from the cup in your hand
lay back against you and breath
feel your heart
this love is so deep
its more than i can stand
i melt in your peace
the lord god almighty reins!!! 80 percent of people today would not post this to their profile but if your that 20 percent that would do it and do it with a smile :-) post this to your profile!!!!!!!
if im sick and you dont know whats wrong with me call House
when you find out whats wrong with me and i need surgery host a contest to see which greys doctor will butcher me
if for some reason some one is framing me and i need back up call horatio
if im raped (god forbid ) call olivia and stabler and let stabler interrogate the bastard
if a psycho path is obsessed with me call the BAU team
if someone is trying to kill me call GIBBS!!!
if i die and only my skeleton remains, call bones
i want my autopsy done by ducky!!
if someone ripped me off and stole loads of money from me call the leverage team
Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died
When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #5: You don't waste good.
Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case.
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand,
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.
Rule #35: Always watch the watchers
Rule# 36:If it feels like you're being played, you probably are.
Rule #38: Your case, your lead.
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.
Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.
Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.
Rule #51: Sometimes — You're Wrong!
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
This is for all the undiscovered talent out there... You will get your chance. We all are cheering for you. Copy and paste this you think we all should get a shot, no matter what you look, act, or sound like. -
St. Peter came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, I have to talk to you.
I have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you instituted an affirmative action plan and we are supposed to have 10,000 Jamaicans in heaven. But they are causing so many problems! They have torn down the Pearly Gates by swinging on them.
They have let in another 10,000 of their bredrin through the fence. They are constantly hanging out by the gate disturbing Angel Gabriel begging for a 'bly' for their baby modder, cousin, sistren, neighbor, granny, auntie...
Whenever it is their turn to watch the gates they keep letting in heavy, good looking women..
They have stolen my harp. They have gotten jerk sauce all over their white robes.. Drum pan chicken is being sold all over the Streets of Gold. Some are walking around with only one wing because they are "STYLING'. Angels must have two wings to fly! Some of them have put on chrome wings and are dazzling the other angels when they are flying.
The white robes are eternal and must be washed five times a day. Some haven't washed their robes since they arrived because they didn't come to heaven to 'slave'. Some have refused to take their turn in helping keep the Stairway to Heaven clean because 'dem ah no helper'. Many who came here because they used salt are still using it because they don't like 'ital' food.
Some refuse to wear their halos because 'it will mess up their hairdo'. Some are wearing it backways. Others are wearing it with the tags still attached to them..
Others have discarded the white halos and are wearing gold ones instead; they claim these are 'bashy'. Most of the women have discarded their white robes and are wearing "batty riders' claiming that they have pretty skin and want to show off their 'bandy legs'.
Reggae music is blasted at all hours of the night. Their cellular phones are worn on their robes and keeps ringing during prayers. Recently there was an altercation between Adam and one Jamaican who claims he was only 'checking out' Eve. They have planted Ganja in the Garden of Eden since the soil is so fertile claiming 'man and man haffi hustle'. What should I do?!'
The Lord said, 'It wouldn't be fair to not let Jamaicans in heaven. They have just as much right to be here as other nationalities. Maybe we just don't know how to deal with them and are using the wrong approach. Let's check with someone who has more experience dealing with them. Let's call the Devil..'
The Devil answered the phone and said, 'Hello, Lord. What can I do for you?'
The Lord said, 'We have a problem up here, and we'd like to talk to you about it.'
The Devil said, 'Just a minute, I've got to put you on hold." The Devil was gone five
The Lord said, I would like to talk to you about a problem up here.'
Again the Devil excused himself and put the Lord on hold for fifteen minutes this time.
Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said, 'Lord, I am really sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. I have to go. These damn Jamaicans down here... I don't know where they found water, but they have put out the fire and yesterday they even had air conditioning installed saying 'man come yah fe chill'.
This is the beautiful jamaican anthem and PLedge we would say it at devotion every morning
This is a little folk way thing its really good.we use to say it at primary school and high school one person would asume the mother roll it is fun
mother:where have you been to
mother:what did he give you
children:bun and cheese
mother:where's my share
children:up in the air
mother:how can i reach it
children:climb on a broken
mother:suppose i fall
children:i dont care
mother:who teach you those manners
mother:who is the dog
ok this is from a forum i had to post it
you know your an ncis fanatic when
1.when you know all of gibbs' rules and what number they are by heart.
2.someone leaves you alone in a room with a chair and a table and you absently and automatically play the beat from tony's drum scene(episode "frame-up") perfectly
3.you quote the characters often
4.you sometimes dream about the characters and make your episodes
5.you started carrying a knife because of gibbs rule #9
6.you come up with lists/fanfics randomly in class (where do you think it came from ?)
7. you looked up the characters name,histories,height,shoe size...
8.you were frustrated to the point of gibbs slapping your computer when you couldn't find anything on the team.
9.you frequently head slap friends, co-workers,family etc
10.you automatically say "on it boss!"whenever your boss or professor tells you to do something
11.you wince or flinch when someone's hand comes near your head
12.you sometimes refer to the restroom as the "head",your friends/co-workers as "wonkers" or a paper clip as a lethal weapon
13.you can go on and on on long ,drawn out tangents like ducky
14.you call your boss's boss " the director"
15.you know exactly how many times each member of the team has been gibbs slapped
16.you cried when kate was shot.
17.you cried when tony was supposedly blown up in his car
18.you threw a party when you learned otherwise.
19.you watch adamantly for kate to reappear because that's just the kind of thing the writers would do
20.you have the theme song memorized,recorded and a dance made up for it.
21.you have the day that tony's father appears at NCIS starred circled underlined,highlighted and marked as "THE DAY!!" on twenty calendars around your house,on your fridge,beside the tv, on your desk etc...
22.you refer to the one person that can sneak up on you as "GIBBS","ZIVA" or"SNIPER"
23.you call your spouse "ELF LORD" (if he is a male), or "SCARY GOTH CHICK" (if she is a female)
24.you frequently tell others "my geek carries a gun"
25.you can understand the techno jargon that abby and mcgee speak now.
26.you count how times gibbs has a cup of coffee in his hand every episode.
27.you think that tony and ziva should kiss already!, come on guys you know you LOVE EACH OTHER ! GET ON WITH IT!
28.you think tim and abby should hook up
29.you cried during SWAK
30.you cried during twilight
31.you are afraid to open letters because they could carry Y-pestis or plague
32.you went crazy at the end of "family".(AWWWW!!!)
33.you watched all the movies tony mentioned simply because he did.
34.when things go bump in the night,you find yourself grabbing your shot gun/nearest weapon and investigate instead of pulling the covers over your head and going back to sleep.(person has actually done that)
35.when someone references NCIS shows and your the only one laughing.
36.when you laugh randomly at something that was not meant to be funny because it reminded you of that NCIS episode.
37.you made the ncis theme your ringtone,and tend to let calls go to VM,so you can listen to the whole thing.
38.you daydream all day about running alongside tony and ziva pulling a gun and yelling "FEDERAL AGENTS!"
39.you cried all throughout judgement day part 1 and 2
40.(so funny) when someone says CSI? you say no navy
41.you find your self considering if 'giving mold privacy'or 'toast/burnt toast' is funnier
42.when the slightest thing that reminds you of ncis comes up you grab the closest person and start going on and on about it like ducky(i've done that more than once)
43.when you make references to movies that no one has seen,your friend says "thanks dinozzo"(that person is guilty)
44.you want to learn how to make boats just because of gibbs
45.when people ask you what you middle initial stands for,you wish it was B so you could say Bastard
46.you cried when you found out what caf-pow really was
47.you started mismatch monday with your friends
48.you pray that this list wont go to 52 because that would be too many things!
49.you tape your other two shows on tuesday night at seven in order to watch NCIS when it's on
50.when your parents stop you from watching the new episode so you go into your room go on your bed take out your personal nics scrapbook sing the theme hum and begin to "watch it"
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr
MY FAVOURITE COUPLES
1.Tony and Ziva aka tiva(lovely couple both so STUBBORN! i just want to smack them jeez get together already)because paris has just begun
2.mcgee and abby aka macbby(one of the funniest and most interesting and cutest couples yet i really hope they get back together)
3.gibbs and jenny aka jibbs(highly amusing but intense and speaking of stubborn! i've never met two people so stubborn! its like they both have these huge egos that can't be soothed they have to get their own way ugh! its aggravating p.s in my mind she's still alive don't judge me!)because paris never ended.
4.ducky and dr.hampton aka *hucky* unofficial (this is the couple no complications smooth sailing they need an applause people maybe just maybe everyone will try to emulate them)