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Hello everybody my name is cookie. I love to read, play sports, and watch cartoons. I'm really obsessed with any type of vampires whether it's lame or totally awesome.

If Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be apart of the 6 percent yelling ''JUMP BITCH JUMP!'' starbright07, emo-princess666, and others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door which said pull or visa versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ever ran into a bin, Copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

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SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, Kara Hitame, Vanassa, emo-princess666,

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...”

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

"Set sail in a general that way direction."

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Aren't the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today’s the day we get out of prison!!

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.

I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends--this is 100 TRUE, I've got PROOF!

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“Tired of living and scared of dying.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”

“I hear your silence loud and clear.”

“The past is only the future with the lights on.”

“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a spork

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

everybody is a little weird and life is a little weird and when people find someone who's weirdness is compatible with their own they couple together and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until your butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you automatically twist something completely innocent into something perverted. Crazy is when you look at your humor-less dad and say you would love to blow up a cow for the fun of it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.
Text you.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Miracles Happen
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify
She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night
When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Miracles Happen if you truly

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

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Sequel to Once Bitten, Twice Shy. Bella's special abilities attract some unwanted attention. Her unconscious decision could affect the path of her life forever. Bella X Edward, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 206,026 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Rose by Lolita The Gothic reviews
The Cullens and Bella's return to Forks is short lived. Because things don't return to normal when Bella caught the interest of a twisted Volturi king. (Mature Content & explicit language)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,556 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Caius, Bella
A Plague of Loki by fullofleaves reviews
Loki may have tried to enslave the planet, but Tony sure doesn't plan on letting a stupid little detail like that come between him and the (admittedly very remote) possibility of Happily Ever After. Three months after the failed invasion in New York, he seems to have found the way to give their relationship a second chance. Sequel to Are You There, God of Mischief? M/M slash.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,746 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Revealed in Discovery by seditionary reviews
The God of Mischief has been rehabilitated and for some reason keeps showing up at Stark Tower. Tony knows he should keep his distance, but he's never been very good at resisting temptation. And, what you don't know may not hurt you, but it sure can lead to some awkward surprises from time to time. Humor, fluff, eventual mpreg. See inside for addtional warnings.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 186,088 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Temptation by Lolita The Gothic reviews
Bella runs to Volterra to save Edward, only to realize the heartbreaking truth. But gets the most tempting offer of her life. (Mature contents & explicit language)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Aro, Bella
Paranormal by Elizabeth142 reviews
Bella has had a "gift" since she was 7 years old now she writes books and gives lectures at the local college. New to the area Edward buys his first house but soon discovers strange things are going on. Will Bella b able to help? All human Bella x Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,890 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
His Girl by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Best friends since childhood, can their friendship survive loving the same girl? AU-Non Cannon- OOC- Rated M Emb/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 195,636 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella, Embry
Painted Faces, Part 2 by Alex Snape reviews
Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 10/28/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Mortality by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki decides he'd like to keep Tony around. He tries to steal the Apples of Youth, but the pursuit of immortality comes at a high price. Tony/Loki, Mortality series, crossover with Egyptian Mythology
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,155 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] Thor - Complete
My Mark Upon Your Skin by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Tony laughs, and then he has arms full of Loki and he can think again and huh, it seems like everything is going to be okay. Weird. Tony Stark proposes marriage. Sort of. Loki accepts. With conditions. Sequel to 'On the Altar of Loki Liesmith.'
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Marriage and other Catastrophes by Angel-Miyu reviews
Bella Swan thought she'd escaped the life of the high society, but her family forced her to marry Edward Cullen, heir to the most prestigious family in North America. But Bella won't give up. She'll fight for her happiness and maybe she'll find love in the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,234 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iced Mint Tea & Sympathy by lucius-complex reviews
I once had a thousand desires, but in my one desire to know you all else melted away - RUMI. Part of 'Flawed Design' Series. Sequel to 'Oyster Sashimi, Olive Martini'.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Pepper P. - Complete
Daddy and His Little Girl by mm004 reviews
Daddy, his little girl, and their son. Daddykink, smut, ExB, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,581 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Arkham High by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Suggested by BloodyBerry, this is just a guess of what things could have been like if the inmates of Arkham Asylum all went to high school together. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - The Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Trickster's Tale by inactivatedaccount reviews
Loki is banished from Asgard almost immediately upon his return. Abandoned and alone, he sinks from anger to depression and self-harm as he loses all hope of love or redemption. When all hope seems lost, however, and Loki is nothing but a broken, defeated shell of his former self, help comes from the most unlikely source. Canon pairings; warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,618 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Owned by TwilightDarkness82 reviews
Good has not triumphed over evil. After losing a very damaging battle, Hermione is gifted, by the Dark Lord, to none other than Severus Snape. What is the greasy bat of the dungeons to do with a bushy-haired know-it-all slave? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,011 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Blood Brothers by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
An alternative examination of the Joker's origins, and the actual relationship between him and Batman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,028 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bend Around the Wind by Scyllaya reviews
A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 408,432 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Hidden Seam by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella feared that she would suffer from the same mental illness as her mother – and then she starts hearing a voice speaking through mirrors. Will she believe it is all a delusion, or will she discover a hidden truth she never imagined? PREVIOUSLY IN THE LYRICS TO LIFE CONTEST 2013!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
I Remember You by blackwhiterose6 reviews
Loki knew he'd wait a billion lifetimes over for Tony, he knew his love for him was true. But what happens if one lifetime he's late? What if he almost loses the one thing that mattered above all else? AU where Loki didn't destroy New York. Tony/Loki, FrostIron, more emotionally vulnerable Loki, M/M, smut in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Poetic Justice by Limmet reviews
Post-Avengers. Odin, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to go for the poetic justice angle as far as Loki's punishment is concerned. For his attempt to enslave humanity, Loki has his magic and powers bound, and is sent back to Midgard and given over to Tony Stark to be his slave. Tony is none too happy about this arrangement. Eventually Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 329,849 - Reviews: 6286 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Supervillain's Guide to Getting Married by LulaMadison reviews
When Loki escapes his prison & flees to Midgard he realises he quite likes it here and doesn't want to leave. When he hears that marrying someone allows you to stay in the country he decides to marry one of the only people he knows: the Avengers. Eventual Loki/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,252 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Poison and Wine by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
What happens when Imprinting is not as infallible as everyone thought? Very OOC, Everything has been twisted. Rated M Language, Sexual Content. Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective ownersNo copyright infringement is intended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,018 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Jared
Fun in the Oven by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
After some unusual physical changes, Harley Quinn consults a doctor to discover that she's pregnant. But when she tries to tell the Joker, things don't quite go to plan. With Harley's pregnancy and looming parenthood, the Clown Couple face an even greater challenge than Batman ever thought about being. Will they finally win one? Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
The Warlord by amaris12345 reviews
Who is Jasper Whitlock? He is one of the world's most feared warlord. What does he want from his fake life with the Cullens? He wants power and he wants his mate, and he will do anything to get what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,509 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony by fullofleaves reviews
If mind-controlled Barton doesn't come to spring Loki from the helicarrier, somebody else might have to. That somebody might be Tony Stark, who might not agree with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s interrogation methods and treatment of prisoners. Luckily, with Thor's help, Supervillain Rescue Mission is a go. Too bad it starts spinning wildly out of control within minutes. M/M Slash, adult content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,087 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Titanium by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
When a sexually frustrated Bella have a hot encounter on the shower, can she make the final move in her relationship with Edward? A hot story with fem slash and citrus. If you don t like it don t read it! "You shoot me down but I won't fall - I am titanium"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Plant Obsessive by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Poison Ivy seduces her psychiatrist to help her escape from Arkham Asylum. Things backfire on her after the escape, however, when her psychiatrist doesn't accept that they're through, and becomes Ivy's stalker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Poison Ivy, Two-Face, The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Charlie's little girl by bellasaslut reviews
One night Bella catches Charlie. What happens? (Contains incest. Rated M for obvious reasons)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Bella, Charlie S.
Bad ideas by selana1505 reviews
This was supposed to be a Tony/Loki PWP, enemies with benefits or something like that - it got out of hand and is developing into a longer story. Tony and Loki clash, happen to have sex - and can't forget about each other. Where do they go from here? After all they both have stupid ideas sometimes. ***All done for now, but there will be a sequel
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Charlie's Little Girl by Miss American Girl reviews
After a long day at work, Charlie comes home and finds something that he never expected. Will Bella be the good little girl for her Daddy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Bella, Charlie S.
The Hardest Part Of Ending (Is Starting Again) by Elvarya reviews
Few remembered where their story began. Because through everything, they had endured. Through thousands of years and countless lives and deaths and all the time apart spent searching for each other. Whether they realized it or not, they were searching. Always searching.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
Three by GemmaLisax reviews
In a world where there are two mates for your soul, what happens when one of them is light and the other dark? Bella and Edward are about to find out. Jasper/Bella/Edward, vamps, DARK STORY, some slash, rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,722 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Red Light Special by Brits23 reviews
Stemmed from a pic-prompt that my twin and I challenged ourselves to. See the pic here: Previously posted on MasterPerv Theatre RIP . CxB AU... Doctor Cullen is rated VERY M...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Carlisle, Bella
One Day at a Time by Themista reviews
The story takes place about four months after the events of the The Avengers movie. Thor and Loki return to Earth to make amends and try to rehabilitate Loki, calling on Tony Stark. Mischief, intrigue and sexual tension ensues. One chapter one day. Mature content (later). All aboard the S.S. FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,814 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Grell's Wish by sully-chan reviews
Grell is almost raped by William and goes to the only place he feels is safe. Sebastian sees a side of Grell thet he has never seen. Please Bear with me I suck at summeries... and spelling ' anyway enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Fairly 'Dirty' Tales by Britchick69 reviews
A selection of tales to titilate, tantalise and taunt you, in the form of an innocent little fairy tale. A grown up bedtime story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,828 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Bella, Edward
Daily Challenges II: Swan Lodge by ericastwilight reviews
Bella runs an inn for the supernatural, including a coven of vampires. But what is she? A story using Witfit prompts, pictures, music, or some random thought, a little time, and unedited. Rating will vary for each chapter. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,826 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Stall Me by aardbeien reviews
Thor leaves Loki under Tony's watch for a few hours. Loki decides to show off his magic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Immortal Beloved by Bella Donna101 reviews
In bella's past life she was a vampire not just any vampire but a vampire queen. Her king is coming to take her back. He will do what every it takes to get her. I am not MRS. MEYERS I own nothing. Will be reworked
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Phantasm by cupcakeriot reviews
Sequel to Psionics and does not stand alone. Denali has successfully kidnapped their subjects and more circumstances threaten to tear Bella and Edward apart for good. As they continue to learn about their heritage and past, will they have enough time to save their futures? OOC, lemons, M for maybe violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,004 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Horny Bella by Laaza reviews
Bella is horny and finds Charlie in a compromising situation! What's a girl to do? INCEST/Charlie x Bella/Don't like! Don't read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Charlie S., Bella
Psionics by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella is abnormal; gentle one moment and chaotic the next. Edward's temper - among other things - always seemed to get him in trouble. Undeniable attraction pulls them together while strange circumstances put them in danger. OOC. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,001 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Six hugs a day keeps the doctor away by LulaMadison reviews
PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Loki isn't feeling great. Tony, being the helpful & generally annoying guy he is, decides that all Loki needs to cheer him up is a distraction, so he talks Loki into teaching him magic, but not everything goes to plan. A follow up to 'Better Teamwork Through Dragon Hunting' & 'I took an arrow to the eye', but written like a standalone fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8235 - Favs: 11,205 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12270 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 4,592 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's Just The Way It Is by SmexyGirl reviews
Finally Bella gets to spend time with her three favourite men.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Gods by cupcakeriot reviews
Isabella never blended in but maybe it's because she is something far greater than human. Edward had trouble controlling his temper but maybe a girl with a frightening gift can tame him. Maybe they can save each other. OOC. Possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,641 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I took an arrow to the eye by LulaMadison reviews
TITLE: I used to be a god, but then I took an arrow to the eye. PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Clint wants to shoot Loki in the eye socket as payment for everything he put him through. Loki agrees it's a fair price. NOTE: Technically a sequel to my fic "Better teamwork Through Dragon Hunting" but this is written like a standalone fic so it doesn't matter if you haven't read that one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Better Teamwork Through Dragon Hunting by LulaMadison reviews
One redemption arc later, and Loki is no longer the enemy, but Thor is the only Avenger who trusts him. Odin requests the Avengers' presence on Asgard & orders a very reluctant Loki to bring them. Thor is delighted - inter dimensional road trip! Magnificent quests! The perfect bonding experience for his BFFs & brother! Everyone else... less so. Teamfic. No pairings or warnings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Enchanted Forest by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
One-Shot entry for the JBNP Halloween Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella, Paul
One Week by dancer4ver reviews
And when all was said and done, they couldn't even remember how the fight started. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by GemmaLisax reviews
Bella has always watched them, wanted them. But she never thought that she would ever actually have them. ALL of them. This was born out of some twitter fuckery and many pics of nekkid firemen. Lemons/Perving/Smut. 18 readers only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Gets Her Smile Back by MyLittleBlueBird reviews
Bella is feeling down one afternoon and is sick of dwelling on Edwards absence, so she goes to visit Jake. Jakes not home, but his father, Billy Black is, how does he help Bella get her smile back? LEMON, strong M!BellaXBilly, Oneshot.OOC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Billy - Complete
Who Is This? by theonlykyla reviews
Is it possible to fall in love with someone that you've never laid eyes on? Someone that only exists through technology? Bella receiving anonymous texts only to find out in the end it's someone she knows. Their journey of falling in love through texts!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never To Be Mine by theonlykyla reviews
1-4-12 ON HIATUS - Sometimes the one we truly love isn't meant to be ours. Follow Edward and Bella on their love affair spanning over 40 yrs of their lives. How can their love sustain the boundaries they live in? What if true love was never meant to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,308 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dusk by thunderful reviews
Bella is a regenerating mutant with a skeleton and claws of Adamantium Wolverine . She had met vampires in the past and knows what they are. What happens when she moves to Forks and Meets Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,230 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3422 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fantasy Granted by theonlykyla reviews
Bella and Edward were virgins when they married. Both too timid to reveal their deepest fantasies to other. With the help of a "teacher" they come to realize they both wanted the same thing all along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anger Management by theonlykyla reviews
I'm pissed off...My anger is at all time high. The best way to relieve that frustration and stress is using my willing new assistant for some release. She prances around in those see through blouses and tight skirts. #1 in a series of 4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,850 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Release by Lillie Cullen reviews
REPOSTED by popular demand! AU of A Lesson in Release. What might have happened if Jasper had included Edward in Bella's first lesson. E/B/J, B/J/A in Chapter 3. Rated M for lemons galore!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Birthday by MaryElizabeth23 reviews
"My name is Bella Swan and I'm addicted to Coke." It's not what you're thinking ... it's much more ridiculous. Crack-fic. AH. B and E. Warning: May trigger bubble addictions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
JUDAS by Something Dysfunctional reviews
... is the demon that I cling to, a king with no crown.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,248 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Anything You Need by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Edward would like to think that his Bella still exists. He'd like to believe that all the years of pain were just a formality and that soon his Bella would return to him. That this monster in her place is only temporary. But he's wrong. Bella's gone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9740 - Favs: 5,716 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9565 - Favs: 8,946 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss my Soul by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Bella is betrayed by those closest to her. When she finds true love it is cruely torn away from her. Story/time line and charector age differs from S.M. edward still leaves and James/Laurant/Victoria still take place. B/J - B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 117,526 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Embry - Complete
Operation Abduct The Delicious by EverLastingXLove reviews
Two 18 year old vampire girls Zoey and Azreal start school looking for a mate to share for ever with...they find them but they are their teachers! How are they going to get theri teachers to fall in love with them?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
DILF story by SmexyGirl reviews
Bella finally gets the chance to screw her hot stepdad...Bella/Phil/Charlie threesome! If ya don't like, don't read! xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Idle Death by silver drip reviews
Bella is a creature higher up on the food chain than vampires. Edward and Marcus are very cruel vampires who fall in her path and become her play things. All she want is entertainment, at any cost. Re-released and better than ever. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,731 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
Step Father by PJ Twilight lover 123 reviews
What happens when Bella's step father walks in on her in the bathroom? Lemon! Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kinky Undertaker by EverLastingXLove reviews
Lets just say the Undertaker is a very Kinky horny lonely man, and if you dont have very good jokes he wants you to step inside his fanstasy room. I DO NOT OWN BLACK BUTLER OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Undertaker, William S. - Complete
I Love My Daddy by uncgurl reviews
Bella ansd Charlie have a little fun. B/C Dont like then dont read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 198 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Demon's Heart by kammy147 reviews
Sebastian, does it hurt?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Catalyst by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
OneShot written for JBNP Summer in La Push Contest. One thing can change your mind or your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
27 yr old Bella, is an overnight manger at the Wal-Mart in Forks, having been away at school things have changed, little Edward Cullen, 17, has grown up and he s secretly crushing on B. Wonder where Edward s disappearing to at night. O/S Lemons AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Family secret by lilly625 reviews
Bella and her Family have a secret that could destroy them all. all Human Very "adult." Smut/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
The talk by EverLastingXLove reviews
Edward and Bella try to give Nessie the talk but fail so all the Cullen's give it a try. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Renesmee is in love with a Volturi by EverLastingXLove reviews
Renesmee falls in love with Alexander Volturi Aro's son but how dose Jake feel about this? I DONT NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR ALEXANDER!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Barbossa's comforting arm's by EverLastingXLove reviews
Will has been cheating on Elizabeth and she feels lost and numb no one is there to comfort her but Barbossa is this the begining of new love? I DO NOT OWN POTC OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Will Turner III, Elizabeth S.
Accidentally in Love by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Bella and Quil find themselves comforting eachother after the loss of Jake's friendship. Can drunken sex turn into love? B/Q OOC Rated M **Lemon Filled** Beta: Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,076 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Quil Jr.
Movie Night by TheHaterThatLovesToHate reviews
Bella has never thought of Charlie as a father, maybe he doesn't either
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella, Charlie S.
Pink Taffeta by Something Dysfunctional reviews
Licking his lips, Ciel knew he was in trouble now...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Painted Faces by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Gomez and Morticia's masochism tango by EverLastingXLove
This is a songfic about Gomez and Morticia's relationship. The song used is The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer. I DO NOT OWN THE ADDAMS FAMILY, CHARACTERS, OR SONG!
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Gomez A., Morticia A. - Complete
Sebastian The Alley Cat by kammy147 reviews
In the streets of London, the shadow of a certain black cat is brooding over the darkness... But Ciel happens to find that shadow very protective. serious sounding summary FTW:D
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,655 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The gangster's daughter by Srorywriter101 reviews
Charlie is a big threat in this neck of the woods. So he promised Bella to a gang who kept putting hits on him, to make peace. The Blacks. Jacob, Billy's son, would become leader soon, Bella would be his. Things were going fine until Bella met Edward...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Goddess, My Heart by TaintedDarkInuShemeeko reviews
When I first caught her scent, I turned my wanting into hate. Later, as my cold yet sparkling hand touched her warm flesh, sunlight streamed through the trees making her skin glow as golden as the sun. Bella was an immortal! Complete summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,353 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Untouched by Rei Fukai reviews
PWP. older!Ciel/uke!Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
That's Not How Your Dad Does It by Wasted Greens reviews
After finding she has no way of how to get home, recently single Bella starts to walk, only for someone to offer her a lift, but who is it? And what will this lead to? Lemon, B/C, Oneshot, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Dark One by Morrow Stackwell reviews
Was Bullet With Butterfly Wings. Edward left Bella after Italy. She moved away from Forks. What happeneds when the Volturi find her? And what new power does she has. Rated M for violence and language. Summary really sucks, please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Aro
Unbreakable Bonds by Lolita The Gothic reviews
6 months after Edward left. The Cullens are breaking apart. Two Cullens come back home. What will happen when they reunite with Bella? Jazz/Em/Bells (ON HIATUS)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,953 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella
His Butler, Scorched by Maegel reviews
Demons can suffer too. Ciel is going through puberty and Sebastian is damned to feel all those changes through the Contract. Sebastian/Ciel, Sebastian/Grell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Control by Begger4mcgregor reviews
William and Sebastian discover who's really in control. WilliamxSebastian smut.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - William S., Sebastian M. - Complete
ciel's having nightmare and to think SEBASTIAN's enjoying it. cielxSebastian. REVIW IF YOU WANNA CHANGE ANYTHING.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12875 - Favs: 11,508 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sebastian's Reward by AsaAki reviews
Ciel decides to give Sebastian a reward after Sebastian mentioned it
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Bird by Something Dysfunctional reviews
"Show me, Sebastian."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4854 - Favs: 6,675 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by littlemissunpredictable reviews
Alice has been in love with her best friend Bella for a really long time. Will she finally tell her true feelings to her or end up just the 'super best friend' forever? AH AU Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alice
Hell fire by junjougirl15 reviews
After failing to capture Ciel the first time, Alois once again uses Claude to get to him. Unfortunately for the Alois, something is in his way - Sebastian. Pairings: ClaudexSebastian, ClaudexAlois, SebastianxCiel, AloisxCiel,ClaudexCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Claude F., Sebastian M.
Queen Of The Damned by Jaspers Black Widow reviews
What if Bella who is the soul mate of Jasper was to become the mate of the king of the vampires as well, Aro. Jasper has to protect his little angel no matter what measures he must take. Rated M for lemons and rape. J/B/Aro 3-somes dont like dont read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,095 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
She Loves Me For Me by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen was always a little on the nerdy side in high school. Bella Swan was always a little too hardcore. Geekward FGB oneshot for kezcullen. Rated M for lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 131 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kuroshitsuji: Halloween Party by PinkBlossom4 reviews
Ciel HATES parties...but what happens when he sees the costume his butler has on?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Aro's assignment by 83annak reviews
Aro/Jane/Alec Aro is bored and decided to take a bit more interest in his longtime guard Jane. J. meanwhile has difficulties to liberate herself from the far too intense relationship to her lovely brother! Btw: technically, J. is an adult!PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Aro, Jane
She Speaks Fear and Truth by ericastwilight reviews
She's haunted daily, but learns to deal with her gift, helping those in need. He hides behind his opinions ,seeking closure, barely living. When their worlds collide can they help each other. A story of loss, love and betrayal with a supernatural twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,716 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay with me by MOVED NOT HERE GONE ETC reviews
Sebastian gets jealous and Ciel asks him to stay... Sebastian POV Sebastian x Ciel M YAOI ONESHOT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Sleepless Night by Manderskoinu reviews
It's late and Ciel seems to be determined to mess up Sebastian's schedule. Sebastian/Ciel bed time antics.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The New Teacher by LA91 reviews
One-shot. Bella has a new Human Biology teacher. When she gets caught doing something naughty what will Mr. Mason do? Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reciprocity by UnScrambled reviews
Bella goes over to Alice's house for the summer, and falls in love with Edward, her father. Sexy Daddy Doctorward meets Virginella. Language x Lemons. Oneshot. Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Daddy Doesn't Know by jasperjr630 reviews
How does Bella spend her time when Charlie thinks she's out with her friends? bella/billy one-shot lemon turned into a small prequel story. don't like don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Billy
Incestuous Debauch by Allegra.Jane.Alec reviews
The Cullen's have a very open and incestuous sex life. When they move to forks they find a potential new member for the family's most enjoyable practices. Would Bella ever join? Rated M for Sex, Lesbianism, Homosexuality and of course Incest./AH and OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008
Down Under by minkledink reviews
In which puberty hits Ciel like a hammer. Slight crack, Sebastian/Ciel if you squint.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10070 - Favs: 7,548 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
steamy hot and doctor by emokitty and twilight reviews
bella and carlisle have lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/25/2010
the great screw by emokitty and twilight reviews
bella and carlisle have lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Server Becomes the Served by PinkBlossom4 reviews
Ciel serves Sebastian for once...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6517 - Favs: 9,780 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acta Sanctorum by Felicity Dream reviews
I GET OFF IN VOLTERRA CONTEST: Edward left and Bella thought she would be stuck in an eternal twilight. But immediately, she's haunted by three men she swears are vampires. And once they've ensnared her, the Cullens won't be having a reprieve this time around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 362 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus] - Complete
Candie Shoppe by minkledink reviews
When Sebastian and Ciel get locked in a candy shop after store hours, they have to find a way to occupy themselves. Luckily for the two, Sebastian has just the idea. Sebastian/Ciel, lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2595 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negotiations by tsusami reviews
Grell makes a deal with the devil. SebaGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
The Wolf is Out of The Bag by sirenastarot reviews
Bella found out the Family Secret. Now it's Leah's turn. Can Leah really do THAT with a bunch of bloodsuckers? Rated M for Lemons. Non-canon smut. It has more than earned it's rating. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Leah, Alice
Ravaged by Whiteline reviews
Bella is frustrated doing homework oneday when Rosalie pops in to lend a helping hand... Femslash. Threesome. My first Smut fic. WARNING, Graphic Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Punish Me by simplegirlsandkatiegirls reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Found Love by Zaytyll reviews
After moving home to be closer to her family, Bella meets and falls for sexy Doctor Daddy Edward. Lemons. Entry for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Mindgames by sirenastarot reviews
Nessie's grown-up and has an itch to scratch. She goes to Leah for help. Written for ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. This is a Lemon filled one-shot. You've been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fire and Ice by btvsna reviews
Edward needs to talk with Bella and Jacob. Takes place during Eclipse. OOC. WARNING: This really earns it rating with lemony goodness. You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
First Period by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Of Power Struggles by Manderskoinu reviews
A not so typical day in Hell for Demon!Ciel. Ciel wakes up to a rather annoying surprise and decides what he's going to do with the rest of his existence. Sebastian/Ciel or possibly Ciel/Sebastian Character Study/Yaoi I mean that M rating
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The inauguration by MissCullen90 reviews
When the others are out hunting, what happens between Carlisle and Bella in Carlisle's office? One-shot. M for adult themes and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Physical Attraction by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
How Could You? by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
How could you?" I screamed, the anger taking over so much that I was no longer tired. "I loved you." And dispite it all, I stil did. Bella POV. What I think should have happened in New Moon BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Kitten by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Closet Case by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5677 - Favs: 8,578 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing the Game by tsusami reviews
Sebastian wonders when the nature of Ciel's games began to change. older CielxSebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
This Vulgar Game by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
Ciel and Sebastian play a game on a particularly long carriage ride. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Once Upon A Drunken Time by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
The drinks have been spiked, and everyone's out to make idiots of themselves at the Halloween Ball- but forget what they've done the next day. It can't be that bad, its not as if one of them drunkenly kissed their Potions Professor? SS/HP SF/DT RW/? RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Itch of Sirius by Queenbeth2 reviews
Sirius has an itch that nobody wants to scratch. Much like Order of the Owls this makes no sense. And includes someone being turned into a rock. JUST READ IT! Recomended for those that are hyper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Order of the Owls! by Queenbeth2 reviews
THIS IS THE RESULT OF LITTLE SLEEP MIXED WITH HP! Basically Harry starts his own order. The Order of the Owls! With Ron, Hermy, and Ginny. They come up with a strange plot to kill Voldie. this has no real plot and it just good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Alice's Predicament reviews
He walked towards me and pushed me roughly against a tree. "I like largeness remember" he whispered in my ear.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
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