Purple Chicken
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Joined 04-13-02, id: 199028
Author has written 6 stories for Wheel of Time, Harry Potter, CSI, and Fanfiction Poetry.
Oh wow. I feel famous! Yeah, well I am a boring writer who is in love with books, music, (trumpet, baby!)Matt, drugs, and life in general... oh yeah, the drugs happen to be caffien, sugar and maybe some peach cooler. I'm a good little kid, though I hate to say it.

I really, really, really like Johnny Depp. Like disturbingly obsessive-type liking. And see pirates of the caribbean, it is way better than you would think... and Johnny is really hott in it. Same with Sleepy Hollow. So see them. NOW.
My absolute favorite band is Weezer. I havn't met a Weezer song I didn't like, burn, then listen to until I knew all the words. :D And Our Lady Peace is good too. I can relate to them, being the moody hyperactive thing I am, and plus their Canadian!

By the way, if you like murder mysteries, read Jonathan kellerman books, the ones I like best are the Alex Delaware ones. I love you, Jonathan, wherever you are.

Useless Trivia: I once argued with my friend at the top of my lungs over who could drink more paint. We were screaming at each other.

Oh yeah, thanks Nyaneave Sedai for getting my hooked on the site!I thinhk she changed her name, but we met over neopets and really hit it off, we both like wheel of time. Unfortunatly, as most internet friendships, we havn't talked forever, plus I stopped reading wot and read other things.

I like Remus FanFics (or possible Remus?) and the mauraders.
I like daydreaming about my crush Matt...and Yes he IS real! Actually theres two of them, both named Matt C. and I like both of them, one more than the other. So If he's reading this (they're not so smart so I doubt it...) I'm crazzzzzy about you!!

My fave Harry Potter pairings are odd ones: percy/hermione,
fred-george/hermione, draco/hermione, and remus/hermione. Yah, I like ones that are... uhhh... different and with Hermione. Pissed that they killed sirius, me friend Becca freaked as she loves him. I'm just glad it wasnt any of my fave characters.

I have read alot of books, good ones are also; His Dark Materials trio, obviously Hary Potter and LotR, Alex Delaware novels- by Jonathan Kellerman, Angela's ashes was awsome, I also like... ummmm well basically everything!

Well, bye!

-Penny Arcade- (NOT copyrighted by me!)

"Where are your pants?"
"We can't go to the EB anymore."
"WHERE are your PANTS?"
"I think we'll hafta start going to Software Ect. again."
"I am asking a SERIOUS QUESTION about the LOCATION and CURRENT STATUS of your pants."
"A man took them."
"Thats it, shhh. I've heard enough."
"It wasn't like that, this guy was huge."

"You seem more evil today. Are you evil?"
"Evil? No, no. Why I just helped a tiny Jawa across the street! ... And Into A FURNACE!"
"What? A what now? Furnace?"
"No... furnished! A... well furnished apartment, which I obtained with entirly legitimate funds."

penny-arcade, I think I love you too much. Btw, those are my fave comics, plus the witch-dog repeller. You probably think I'm crazy, now.

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I Need You to Love Me by Romantic Fool reviews
Completed! Hermione has a huge secret: She cuts herself when she is stressed. Draco Malfoy accidentally catches her red-handed, and now he must choose either help her or ignore her. A depressing Draco/Hermione (D/Hr) fic with a Happy Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,207 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Much by agon reviews
Hermione has a gift which forces her out of school on a strange and uncertain mission. RLHG chap 25 is fluffily up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Lost by Fidget E Ferret reviews
Hermione awakens one night to discover something horrible in the common room. Trying to deal with it she develops a relationship with the unlikeliest of people, George. Even though he frustrates her both mentally and sexually
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,953 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 12/23/2002 - George W., Hermione G.
Seeing Grey by Iggie reviews
{Updated} At the battered age of thirteen, Remus Lupin is accepted to Hogwarts with the arrival of a new Headmaster. Surviving lycanthropy, the Underground werewolf community, the Marauders, and the arrival of the Dark, Remus is in for one rough fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 350,144 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Remus L.
When The Wrong One Loves You Right by Clara Lou reviews
Some changes madeWhat do you do when the girl you love, loves your brother instead? Even worse when he loves another who loves you. Everyone always tells you love was complicated but this is just hormones gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
Till There Was You by Bella O reviews
Hermione and Ron are engaged, but what happens when Hermione realizes that red head she's in love with, isn't the one she's marrying. Hr/F.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Darkness and Light by cyropi reviews
Love lasts forever – or so they thought. Months have passed, months in which Draco and Hermione’s relationship has deepened. But Lucius has been planning… and he could destroy their love forever. The sequel to Fire and Ice. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Children of Eden by Andorian Ice Princess-AIP reviews
Nick and Sara frantically search for a deadly suspect murdering young boys. But when the case turns personal for Nick, can Sara save him in time or will she lose him forever? Nick/Sara story also G/C
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 157,809 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
The Consequences of Alcohol and Depression by Gwen Potter reviews
::COMPLETED:: Hermione and Percy get drunk and have to deal with the consequences of their actions. CHAPTER TWENTY ONE: EPILOGUE! UPDATE 1/13! Warning: This story contains mild slash, don't read if you will get offended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,320 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Unbroken by Sneezy Mouse reviews
BEING RE-WRITTEN Hermione thought her life was finally perfect. A good job, great friends and loving boyfriend. But when said boyfriend breaks her heart, she's left to pick up the pieces... with Fred Weasley's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
Opposites Attract by Fawkes10 reviews
*NOTICE*Hermione stays at the Weasleys for the summer. Quidditch practices, job applications, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
Deep in the Subconscious of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
A Twist of Fate by Stardust Firebolt reviews
What if Holly's father had never died? As a sinister plan unfolds, Holly finds herself tangled in a web of lies and betrayal. Then when she finally thinks she's made the right choice, she finds herself back to square one. (Completed)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,005 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
Chocolate & Pumpkin Ice Cream by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tie That Binds by star gazer7 reviews
Percy Weasley is slipping from reality. On the outside, he seems normal. But within, he has given in to the bleak world of nothingness. But, something jars him from his state. The Ministry Summer Ball is soon, and he must bring a date. Can anyone save him
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Percy W., Hermione G.
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Romantically Blinded reviews
**Chap 3+4 Uploaded!**A misunderstanding leads Hermione to be forced to room with her worst enemy. Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Can't Dissaperate Your Problems reviews
**Chap3 Uploaded** Well, Ron breaks it off with Hermione, who takes it... VERY badly. And whos there to comfort? Fred, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Too Late Now
I Just needed to write, it will go up on fictionpress once my evil computer lets me get to the site. Kinda a story about regret
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Published: 7/22/2003
Unlikely reviews
A greg/Sara fic. On Hiatus, sorry everyone.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Nothing Here reviews
This is my first serious fic. Hermione and Ron are faced with shocking news and feelings are running on high HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Egwene and the Fuzzy Pink Bunnies reviews
This is a crappy story, but read it anyway, I was bored so i made it in like, 2 minutes.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002