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This Must Be How It Feels To Have A Home by depplvr12 reviews
Christine and Raoul have left the Opera Populaire, but Raoul's little sister, Caitlyn, is left to continue her training. What will ensue once the Angel of Music takes her under his wing? (Erik/OC, mentions of Raoul/Christine, Raoul/Meg)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Erik, OC - Complete
Torn Hearts by LadyZombie reviews
Ichigo has a daughter who falls in love with Byakuya. She knows she can't love him because he's her uncle or so she thinks. ByakuyaxOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,998 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K.
Teach me to Sing by Neko-Tenchi reviews
A young girl hears the sound of an organ playing from an old opera house and her life changes forever as she falls in love with a remarkable man who loves w its the turn of Elizabeth Ashwin to be enchanted by the Phantom of the W CHAPTER
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,011 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Erik
And I Was Insane To Begin With by Infernal Blossom reviews
All I wanted was watch Bleach in the middle of the night, and look what happened: a Hollow pops out of my TV and attacks me; I'm being mistaken for an evil bastard's sister; people either want to use or kill me; and nothing's making sense anymore! Worst of all, everyone blames me for all this calamity! How did this end up happening to ME? Chap 33 out now. Read & Review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,839 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, OC
Accidental Delight by Willow Grace reviews
Bella has finally givin up her V-card, and her mom makes her see a gynecologists for the first time. Everything's fine until Dr. Cullen the new gynecologists gives her a accidental orgasm. Updated. Bella never got the chance to make another appointment, and finds herself hundreds of miles away from her good doctor. But alls not lost when a new professor shows up. A/U OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Jasper
What He Left Behind by Byakuya'sGirl90210 reviews
Minako Ayazame was a toy in his schemes, her not knowing until he left for Hueco Mundo, leaving her heartbroken... and something else. She became the lieutenant and doctor to Jushiro Ukitake, but soon the roles switch on them. AizenXOCXUkitake. NON YAOI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,531 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake, OC
Loveless ( Currently Updating ) by Narutogrlfan reviews
Itachi found Rin..He took her in...Then Sasuke tries to break them apart. ItachixOc lemons and limes I don't own anything
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,375 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Love Lost by Ms.Butler121709 reviews
When a girl falls while watching Phantom of the Opera on Broadway, she is transported back in time, to a place she only thought of as fiction. Now with two men wanting her to be theirs what will she do and how will she respond, will she choose the man that offers safety, or the masked man who offers her passion and a love she'll never forget. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,865 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010
A Secret Love,No more hiding by Biteme4eturn-t reviews
His Love for her has always been secret,He was always in the way. But with a betrayal does he have a chance with the beautiful Bella, or will someone ruin it all,Will their Love stand or crumble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,984 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Touch Myself by seamonkologist reviews
Smutty little three-shot ? . Bella was supposed to be alone for the weekend, but there's been a change of plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
There in front of me by NeverlandsPiratePrincess reviews
I was so absorbed in the movie i didnt realize what happened I was sucked into the movie. Any Phan girl would dream that this would happen to them but it happend to me. But why was i here? how was i sucked into the movie? What will become of me and O.G.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,736 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Erik
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nightmares and Dreams by XDavien reviews
A sequel to the movie; taking place a few years after. Edward has spent many long lonely years hiding in his castle, haunted by his memories. Victoria is a unique individual who is trying to leave a bad past behind, and survive in a new town alone.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,390 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Mrs Sakura ? by Frida-Froz reviews
Sakura goes shopping with Ino, but comes across a weird store. Meeting the hypo but two sided fortune teller Anak. With her spell Anak sends Sakura through a test to see who she really belongs with. SakuXeveryone! R&R! Idea is from KalliopeStarmist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Interview with A Vampire by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
Co-written with ACEMCKEAN -What happens when all of the Cullen clan plus Jacob Black sit down for their first interview after it is revealed that they are the infact the real characters from the book series, Twilight. INTERACTIVE STORY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
How Do I Get You? by Bloody Lover reviews
Mature. Some hentai content. UlquixOC First hentai story so be nice! Reviews are welcome! Ulquiorra is a vampire. All the girls around are the same. They're all at his feet. But one is not.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,700 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ulquiorra
Clark Kent's Girl by Superman's Girl reviews
Superman/OC. Lois has left, leaving everyone wondering what happened and if Superman has a new girl. Well maybe he doesn't, but it sure looks like Clark does. OC's POV new chapter will be posted JUNE 12!
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El
An Angels Kiss ( Currently Updating ) by Narutogrlfan reviews
Her name is Yuri. A beauitful girl. She's never felt love until she met him. This man is always in her mind, her dreams, everywhere she goes. Just Who is he? AizenxOc Aizen x Oc lemon. Don't own anything
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - S. Aizen
Simple Admiration by DeeDee896 reviews
Two girls played a trick on Anne and abonded her in the phantoms lair months after the incident. He trains her voice and grows to 'admire' her but she's in danger and has to stay with Erik until she's safe. Erik/OC rating may change i suck at intros :p
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Erik
Ichimaru Gin's Diary by Amaterasu Ai reviews
This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 117,519 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Waiting for the Rain by Tytue reviews
Molly a 17 teen year old girl wants something to hold on too something that wont disappear like everything else in her life...what happens when she discovers a stranger in her back yard. Ulquiorra x O.C Please read and review...over 100 REVIEWS! YAY!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,211 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program by UNseated4TH reviews
"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
Starting Over by oh-the-irony-13 reviews
Erik has fled Paris for a small town in England. But can he let go of Christine and start over? Can he find a way to love again? Erik/OC. Rated T for mild swearing and drinking. DISCONTINUED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,905 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Erik - Complete
The Antique Ring by Bella.Diggory reviews
Isabella came to America in 1912 aboard the Titanic. Her parents were killed, she wasn't. She lives with a kind family, meets and falls in love with Edward Masen. She disappears, 92 years later a girl named Bella Swan moves to forks. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Bleach Questionnaire! by Byakuya'sGirl90210 reviews
A Bleach questionnaire for your favorite characters! Non-yaoi, non-yuri, just funny questions and their answers as well as my comments. Mentions of multiple pairings. A total crack fic. May get off true personality, but the quetions allow it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,465 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
Secrets Revealed by Taladarkiejj reviews
Dylan is keeping a secret from her friends. Will they ever find out..? Sequel to 'A Night To Remember'.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dylan S., Thin Man/Anthony
Again by terminallypretty reviews
She'd never thought to see him again - but there he was, striding arrogantly down the main thoroughfare. Was it a fated new beginning or merely a chance encounter? And would he recognize the child he'd known in the woman she'd become? Balthier/Penelo.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,042 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Balthier, Penelo
the adventures of everyone! by cool guy 33 reviews
This is a kind of sequel/spin off of "Truth or Dare". Some of the events are linked to Truth or Dare, otherwise they are just events that happen in soul society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,885 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Phantom of Summer Vacation by oh-the-irony-13 reviews
What do you do do when the Phantom of the Opera falls on your head as you're walking home from your last day of school? You get ready for the craziest, wildest summer ever! Rated T for my mouth. Inspired by Horses of Shadow and Night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,609 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
A Scandalous Apology by LadyZombie reviews
KakashixOC. Getting into fights with hookers, attacking the Kazekage with hugs is all in a days work for a certain dirty minded fangirl. Madara started his war and trouble seems to be finding Kakashi. Sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,880 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Espada Boot Camp by Satsuki312 reviews
Hundreds of years ago Sosuke Aizen created a secret plan to destroy the Soul Society, and a breed of half shinigami and half Hollow were going to do it for him. All he had to do was create and train them, but how? Well boot camp, of course! Rated T. Crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Moonbathing by Marisa Serise reviews
Full moon nights were Aizen's favorite. Gin had a surprising "hobby" for those kind of nights. Lemons, M rating for a reason, AixenxGin, PWP, BDSM, yaoi, control games. See notes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Letting Go by AdFinem reviews
When Bella's parents die, she moves in with Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his daughter, Alice. The two girls grow close. But why is Bella changing? And who is Edward? Will Bella fall in love? Rated M for adult themes and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Captive Love by Adraline Kali reviews
Five teens decide to go away for the summer. To Camp Crystal Lake. Jason takes a special interest in one of the girls. JASON/OC As for the others, God help them. Let the slaughter begin! Rated MATURE for crudeness, sex/rape and being vulgar. COMPLETE
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Dear Diary by yaoi-lover13 reviews
Shoushihana was pretty average... well, not really, but still. What will happen if Akatsuki captures her? What if she feels okay with it? What if she falls in love? ZetsuxOC I'm trying! I really am!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Zetsu
Life in itself, is a Masquerade by Jasper Blood reviews
The Phantom has resigned himself to the fact that he cannot fall in love again. But then, Charlotte comes, begging for his services. At first their relationship is rough, but they soon fall for each other. A love story. Chapters rewritten! Please R and R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Erik - Complete
Spencer Snaps by lazywriter123 reviews
This is Reid without coffee. Rated M for some BAD language and rude comments.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Enthrallment by Adriatic Rose reviews
Enthrallment - to captivate or charm. Sounds nice right? But what happens when it guides a young girl to fairies? Poetry for Adv. Composition class and wanted to share it! Includes Queen Mab and Her Court.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Sex School HIATUS by Rei Shiki reviews
A school were it is all about sex... Triangle love Itachi X Gaara X Neji. Many other couples: SasuNaru, ShikaSai, ShiKib, and OrochiKabu. Will try to update quicker. Also, expect some OOC I hate hearing how I don't know my anime characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
What it takes to stop the war by DemonCentaur reviews
What can a girl do to stop the war raging between Soul Society and Hueco Mundo? And why does she find love along the way? More importantly...is it love? Lemon in further chapter GrimmxOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Grimmjow J.
Friend, Foe, or F…mate by Totoromo reviews
Two of the most mischievous shinigami, Yachiru and Gin, team up to bring a little fun and chaos to the Seireitei by randomly trying to pair up characters as friends, enemies, or love interests. Will they succeed or fail in their challenges?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Yachiru K.
Something Not Depressing! by Inuyoshie reviews
It's an ordinary day in Las Noches when Orihime discovers that the Espada, Aizen and his cohorts have been reduced to children. Sounds like fun right? ...Actually, it's more like hell. Rated C for crack. AiXHime, TatsukiXSomone. Please review?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I.
It's Kind of Taboo by LadyZombie reviews
Forbidden isn't the exact word to use for their relationship, but inappropriate would be right on target. He is twice her age and yet could not help but be attracted to her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,734 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I.
The Teacher and His Student by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
This is the beginning of Team Seven, when they first recieve their Sensei. This is the way the story would be told if their Sensei had paid a little more attention to the team's little Cherry Blossom... KakaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,758 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
WhatTF? by Yomar Sonak reviews
An inexperienced leader is sent into a warzone to manage a group of nine so-called 'soldiers', where he learns a certain rule about the world of Team Fortress: normal logic and common sense do not apply.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver EVER! by Geminius reviews
Harry and Pals are fooled into wining a vacation to Forks, Washington and reunite with the Twilight gang. The following events that take place make no sense to logic or reasoning. R&R! No Flames, OOCness, Random, Crack Fic, Part 2 of 2 BEWARE IMITATORS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 59,399 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009
The Fire Four: Wacky Evil Misadventures by Darth Desu reviews
Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, and Zuko are informed that they must go to Ember Island and stay there until they know how to be normal teenagers. Oh dear. Fear for your life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Zuko, Azula
Aizen gets killed by Don Kanonji by UNseated4TH reviews
A series of oneshots in which Aizen gets killed by some of the least likely characters. Chapter 8: Lieutenant Sasakibe, Lieutenant Aizen, a bottle of sake and a darwin award nominee. What could go wrong?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Aizen, Chojiro S.
Ecstasy by magicfingerrs reviews
Ecstasy: mental transport or rapture from the contemplation of divine things; rapturous delight. E/C, Explicit sex, Minor, D/s
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Erik, Christine
Hold Me until Forever by Bella.Diggory reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in the Woods Jake is the one to find her. 9 months go by & Bella still hasn't come around. One day Bella decides to stop hiding, she goes to Jake's... & when he looks into her eyes something very peculiar happens. Jacob's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Enslaved to the Night by foodeatspeople reviews
Not one but three girls are captured and taken to Los Noches to become slaves to the perpetual night. Lemon Violence Aizen/oc Gin/oc more future pairings Written primarily for my friends and their obsessions -smirk-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/10/2010 - S. Aizen
Protect You With My Life by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
When Shiro walks up to Kisuke's Shop with a mutilated Ichigo in his arms, he tells everyone what happened after he managed to get Orihime to escape. Dark fic with rape, torture, angst, the works! HichigoXIchigo with 1-sided GrimmIchi. No like,No read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,869 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Shore Leave by Superman's Girl reviews
A cute and fluffy one-shot that contains Buzz and all his amazingness. Not a Buzz/Mira pairing.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
The Diary of a Konoha Vixen by ElleGal reviews
I decided to rewrite this story...so look for the new and improved one, with less grammar errors, in my profile. THANKS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,456 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Birthday Tea by Day of Diana reviews
While the maniacal plant man insisted he would not harm her, Sakura very much doubted that he was as good as his word. ZetsuxSakura and slight ItachixSakura, because crack pairings never fail to amuse and/or horrify.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Zetsu, Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Long Lost Friends by Shadowcat2003 reviews
While out on the town one night, Spike runs into his long lost friend Dawn. Please read and review and more will follow. ***Now completed!***
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,260 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer by lamekirby reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
Nocturne by yume girl 91 reviews
He came by night; a demon whom preyed on the innocence of children. Young Ichigo is one such child; falling under the spell of the darkly sensual creature of sin. Au. AiIchi yaoi lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K.
Threesome by Yami Otaku reviews
My first lemon! Kenichi's bored in bed, so Aizen suggests a threesome. And the poor soul he chooses to be their third member is none other than Ichigo. Yaoi, consensual sex. Aizen/OC/Ichigo Based off a VERY vivid dream I had when I was sick.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K.
The Queen by xXxFlAwLeSsLY.iM.peRFecT reviews
The first masked one, a hidden dark past, a mysterious power, a haunting guilt. Rayne hides from Soul Society after the tragic 100 years ago, an unexpected turn of events forces her to once again involve herself in the upcoming battle. AizenXOCXShinji.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Aizen, Shinji H.
Truth or Dare with Gin Ichicmaru by cool guy 33 reviews
Follows the ridiculous antics of Gin and their various games of truth or dare.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Jena's Music by Superman's Girl reviews
Ipod challenge thingie. 10 songs. 10 random short storyish type things. From "Clark Kent's Girl"
Superman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
blowjobs, braces and other drabbles by herRhi-chan reviews
ichi has braces, and shiro wants a BJ. also, i'm making this a bunch of short stories like less then 100 characters.. so i dont have a million little tiny things that people get annoyed with, so there will probably be several drabbles in this.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
The Eyes Of Summer by Metronomeblue reviews
Natsumi never wanted to become a Shinigami... Or be assigned to Fifth Division. Now, decades later, she must choose between the two she loves most and is the only one who can create the future, or destroy it. Bad timing, or Fate? Who knows?ShinjiXOcXAizen
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Shinji H., S. Aizen
It's Time To Dance by RollinGxStaR reviews
ByakuyaxOC Mai loves music more than she loves life. But after destroying Renji's office in return for him breaking her music player, her punishment is to help out in that division. What'll Byakuya do when he starts to like having her around?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Unexpected Existence by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
After the war, Ichigo goes back to a normal life. But when his hollow appears at school and everyone claims he's Ichigo's twin, he knows somethings wrong. As they both try to figure out why he's like this, they learn more about who 'Hichigo' really is.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,922 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Functioning In The Real World by Pandagirl820 reviews
Where the Espada find themselves thrown into the World of the Living- along with taxes, groceries, and laundry adventures. Because I just love messing with everyone's favorite villains!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Grimmjow J.
Caution: Passion Causes Hot Flashes by BeeCityz reviews
Who knew that Reid was heat sensitive? Who knew that his cure for this was a hot bath involving bubbles and body scrub? Who knew that his favorite dessert was a spoonful of Hotch with a cherry on top? All of the Criminal Minds fangirls! Hotch/Reid, lemon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Koukyuu by foodeatspeople reviews
A girl is taken and is involve in something she never thought possible. Harem Lemon s violence Grimmjow/oc Aizen/oc Gin/oc etc. multi chapters mature
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Grimmjow J.
I Must Own You Completely by Niphuria reviews
Special warning - some blood-letting torture involved and non-consensual sexual situations. Not terribly hardcore, but some readers may want to avoid this. Tarrant has a Dark Desire to own Alice and he needs to prove to her and himself that she is.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Egotistic male Vampires by Biteme4eturn-t reviews
Bella is a girl going to a all boys high class academy, she knows who the vampires in school are and they know she is a girl who will fall for smart little Bella.NO Alice, Rosaline or Esme in this story. Only Cullen Boys and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
S e v e n M i n u t e s i n H e a v e n by Jordan Whitefang reviews
What happens when Laura goes to Yuuki's house? Seven minutes in Heaven that's what! Terrible summary, good story! AU OC x any guy in VK. I would like to apologize for my abscence. Update soon!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Akatsuki K., Toga Y. - Complete
Blind Wish by Jasmine Dragon reviews
Toph mysteriously gets a genie's powers, and is forced to grant her unknowing friends' wishes. Hilarity ensues.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Toph, Zuko
Aizen Sosuke: Psychological Therapist by 2BfrankIMAhotdog reviews
What if Aizen were a different kind of evil? Find out what happens in a reality where Aizen Sosuke has a license to inflict therapy upon others. T for language, some disturbing material. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please rate it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Aizen
Aizen's New Career by UNseated4TH reviews
The students of Karakura High had been aware of the approaching sex-talk weeks in advance. However, when the lecturer finally turns up, Ichigo and friends are in for a little bit of a shock...Spoilers for 397
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
No, I am your Father! by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
"No Shinigami has ever even heard of Star Wars…and Ichigo Kurosaki is a Gullible Idiot who'll believe anything I Say…Meh, What The Hell" Aizen Shrugged "I'll Give it a Shot"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Questioning Authority by Inuyoshie reviews
Anyone every wonder why Aizen keeps such unruly people as subordinates? Or what he does to them when they really irk him off and disobey him? Or why he has a tea parlor... then again, some things are better left unanswered AizenXSzayel... cracky? R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - S. Aizen, Szayelaporro G.
Love With A Kitty Isn't Bestality, Right? by 0mohni0 reviews
Ulquiorra is in love with a cat. Aizen and Gin take the matter into their highly capable, moisterized hands, and all hell breaks loose! Ulquiorra x Grimmjow, Ilforte x Szayel, Grimmjow x Ilforte. MORAL OF THE STORY: Love In Hueco Mondo Leads to Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
You're Not My 'Daddy' by Amaterasu Ai reviews
Happy Fathers' Day! Aizen says he wants the Espada to give their 'daddy' a present! Grimmjow doesn't want to...but he HAS to... What is his plan? And why does it involve Ulquiorra's finger prints and cat nip?Humor/Family.Family cuz Espada are a family XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
Bitter Sweet by 7dragons7 reviews
Hinamori still thinks it was Ichimaru who forced Aizen to do the things that he did. She will do anything to bring her dear Aizen back and make Gin pay. Doing so she learns the true faces of the two men. MomoXGin in time. But some GinXAizen until then
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - M. Hinamori, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Aizen's OOC Sleepover Extravaganza! by Written Fairground reviews
What happens when Aizen decides to hold a sleepover with the Espada? Random stuff, of course! With party crashers, fun games and completely OOC Espada. Rated T for language and such. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
How to Be Inappropriate by LadyFoxy reviews
Hidan in a series of frenzy: pink nail polish, harrassment & more. A Collection of Oneshots; Humor, Fluffs and Lemons. SPIN-OFF from An Unexpected Reunion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
April Fools by Apple Doodle reviews
It's April fools day, and Yachiru has lots of tricks up her sleeve.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Yachiru K.
Chessboard, My Chessboard by Marisa Serise reviews
Some would call these confessions. I do not, as that implies guilt. Guilt has no ability to exist in my world. The mostly serious diary of Aizen Sousuke. Set within the 'Moonbathing' universe / HM arc but beginning to veer AU. See notes inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - S. Aizen
Sister by Chiisai.x.Kitsune reviews
When Cloud's sister comes to visit she didn't know her brother led such an eventful life. Zack x OC, Sephiroth x OC and Rufus x OC, Set before Crisis Core. Rated T for future swearing...and violence. NO FLAMERS!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
You Can't Escape The Past by ElleGal reviews
This a story starring YOU! You may not been the smartest person or always did the right thing in the past,but one thing you were good at was being his pet,Aizen's that is. Now you decided to want out of this life but the past wont let you go. Sex/Drama
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K.
OMG LOL ROLF Espada Chatroom by RabidSheep reviews
The Espada have their very own chatroom to get online and communicate. Naturally what they discuss in said chat is not your typical espada business. Rated for mild yaoi, cussing, and stupid arrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Jealousy by Hirono reviews
Why did Aizen want to kill Rukia so badly on Souyouku Hill? Even the God-like Shinigami could only envy other people's vocal ability and popularity…Complete crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - S. Aizen, Rukia K. - Complete
Lost But Not Forgotten by Okami-Raen reviews
Kensei was always a serious guy, never smiling, and easily angered. When an incident arises and he finds a young girl in his company, is he seen in a new light? Follow Yume and Kensei as they move from 200 years ago to present day! Hiatus/To Be Rewritten
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,888 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Kensei M.
One Hell of a teacher by darkness engulfs me reviews
Sebastian X OC. She was the embodiment of utter shyness until he changed her completely. But he was a teacher and a demon, so this only came natural to him. RATED M FOR A REASON AND YOU KNOW IT, PEOPLE! XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Hueco Mundo Bar by MiloMaxwell reviews
Aizen,Gin,and Tousen build the espada a bar and oh,what's this:Ulquiorra has an announcement that involves Grimmjow!Ulquiorra smiles!*shock*Read the rest to find out what happens next in my one shot.These characters are all chibis but they aren't weak.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Strangers Always Have the Best Candy by Eternal Grey reviews
Sasori thought it'd be easy to get 6 year old Sakura to go home with him if he said he had candy... well he was wrong. Kidnapping Sakura is like trying to nab a smart lil munchkin that doesn't know what's going on but just wants to laugh at you. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Hito by foodeatspeople reviews
For Bound4Khatovar A surprise trip to the real world brings more than expected. Ukitake/oc Lemon do not own Ukitake, Tite does
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/16/2010 - J. Ukitake - Complete
White hair does not make the Genius by ratpigeon reviews
As they wait for their turn to pound on the Shinigami in Karakura, Aizen and Gin discuss the relationship between hair colour and genius, a very touchy subject with the evil madman... the Aizen one... OOC and slightly crazy, SPOILERS, please R&R.Thankyou.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Gin and Aizen's Eleven children by Losuien reviews
Based in the human world Gin and Aizen adopt eleven children. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Falling In Love With The Enemy by lxl Hyuuga.Hinata lxl reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is on a mission from Lady Tsunade and is captured by the Akatsuki. And she slowly started falling in love with her captor, but is he capiable of loving her in return?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Hinata H., Zetsu
One plus One does Equal Three by JB Rose reviews
What happens if Alice wasn’t the only one to come back when Bella jumps? What happens when she meets the Volturi? and how did she land up in Antarctica? *Lemons later*B/J/C/M *Dominate Jasper,Carlisle & Marcus you have been told*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella
What's For Dinner? by konanangelofrain reviews
The Espadas are trying to think of something for dinner. Sorry, it's lame. DX Might have some language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Because I'm Sosuke Aizen by Infernal Blossom reviews
And Aizen wonders why he can't get any... Rated T for some language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - T. Harribel, S. Aizen - Complete
The One For Me by belladonnanoir reviews
Bella meets her soul mate in Carlisle but has to deal with drama along the way including dealing with Edwards growing obsession with her
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,455 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
I'm fking your girlfriend! by Little Zhuge Liang reviews
Inspired by the Sarah Silverman crack song I'm f@#king Matt Damon retrofitted for Avatar style. Enjoy :3
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Flower on the Precipice by foodeatspeople reviews
This can go along with the transfixion most closely, but not necessary to have read that. Aizen x oc x Gin lemon, violence there will be another chapter
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Aizen - Complete
The Gin Sin by UNseated4TH reviews
And poor Aizen thought that one Gin was more than enough…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
How To Get Fired From Your Job by RabidSheep reviews
Aizen and his crew are looking for work but hollows are simply not the working type. This involves nearly all the Espada with each chapter involving a new job. Reviews are loved.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,376 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Fangirl to the Rescue by LadyZombie reviews
She was able to save a certain Uchiha from his death, but now she has two ninjas fighting over her. One dirty minded fangirl can only takes so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,281 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses'08 2009 REDUX by Marin Liliz reviews
The Christmas party in Hueco Mundo isn't going as Aizen-sama had predicted. So he decides to anticipate Soul Society's invasion and crash the Seireitei Christmas party. M/M
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Zetsu limeoneshot by akatsukicrazy reviews
this is a lime that i made for zetsu, cuz he doesn't get any attention. i put my oc in it as well, her name is kaori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki Unleashed by AMTNaruto reviews
Straight from the mind of Aqua-Lee and myself, respectively, comes a whole new look on the real life of the Akatsuki! You'll be shocked, horrified, and dead from all the laughter! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Clear by MakeMeCrazy reviews
Reader-x-Various Anime:Death Note, Bleach ,Full Metal Alchemist, InuYasha, Fruits Basket, Ouran Host Club, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Vampire Knight, twilight. Attention: Now you can send review to the what you want my next story to be! Read ch. 17
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
Mood Swings A La Woman by Hyacinthe Cassiline reviews
Crack. That is all. Katara's having mood swings, Zuko's confused, Aang's naive, Sokka's nosy, and Toph is sarcastic. What else is new?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Petals Rain by soraironoame reviews
All Aizen Sousuke wanted to do was to retain the sanity of his love, when he ends up losing his way, ends up being the enemy of Soul Society, ends up being the King of Las Noches, and ends up insane himself. - An Aizen x OC, slight Ukitake x OC story.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,258 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake - Complete
GenmaSensei by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
Genma is Sakura's teacher at her high school, and she wants him badly. Genma wants her just as much, but he's her teacher. What will happen when the two start trying to seduce one another? How far will they take their relationship before it goes too far?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Espada Truth or Dare by Dante 101 reviews
Bored out of their minds, the Espada, Gin and Orihime decide to play Truth or Dare. Fell free to suggest truths or dares.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - C. Stark, Ulquiorra
Loving the Darkness in You by HeavenlyNight reviews
One night as Sakura sleeps she is visited by Orochimaru. Sakura is soon forced to accept that she might be falling in love with her longtime enemy. A Sakura and Orochimaru pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
Love Can Last Forever by Krystyna Ellys reviews
Ok, so the title is weird, but its a cute story, promising more M chapters later, promise! Chad/Karin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Karin K.
The Power of Appeal by ChaoticParadox reviews
After years of being insulted, Aizen has finally cracked. Results could be catastrophic. Crack ahoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
A New Life by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's family die in a car accident causing her to move to Scotland to live with her dad's brother's family, where she meets the Cullens. But what happens when she ends up having two boys compete for her attention? Will it be Edward or Andrew? not AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Lips by BonneNuit reviews
AizenxIchigo yaoi AU Ichigo's friends make him cross dress for the sake of cheap booze. A Yakuza, Sousuke Aizen, sees Ichigo and thinks he is a woman. He asks him out on a date which Ichigo is forced to accept. No rape- consensual sex, cursing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
War of the Loves by The one who is odd reviews
The sequel to 'Run away with me' what will happen when Kae the daughter of Toph and Katara finds love then runs away to fight in the war. Makes little sense without reading 'Run away with me'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Katara, Toph - Complete
Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Gin is a Womanizer by Exactly.As.Planned reviews
Note: I like spelling Jaegerjaquez. Dedicated to: setokaibagirl749. Parody to Womanizer. GrimmGin, GrimmUlqui. -“And maybe we could be ya boys.” Grimmjow scoffed. “But we can’t ‘cause we don’t.”--“You-you-you are,” Aizen added, just for the hell of it.-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Temptation by PRO-Reader reviews
what happens if carlisle had fealings for bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,899 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I'll Be Back by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Percy Weasley has been missing for months, suspected dead. When he turns up in his old room late one night, he finds an unexpected surprise. Gift for Jack of the North. PercyHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Detention, Miss Granger by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
I'm free now... if you want me," she said, walking around the desk to stand by his chair, looking down at the obvious tent in his robes before bringing her gaze up to his face. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Caught With His Pants Down by Dixxy Mouri reviews
Sanji gets picked up one night. The next morning he realizes things have taken a turn for the worse - the girl is a bounty hunter and although she's not very good, she's got him on a boat headed for Marines. Not really Sanji x OC. Review please!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sanji
Hands and Mouths by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
You may have to use your hands... you do know how to use your hands don't you Sirius?" she asked cheekily, fluttering her eyelash’s when he turned to glare at her. SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Taking a Ride by AndYouLoveHer reviews
Bella works at an amusement park, Edward haunts her every fantasy. Upon meeting, they are forever attached. Ink, tats, and hot daddysexed out Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Black Forest by Oriana de la Rose reviews
The Black Forest holds a dark secret.....one that Edward knows about. Then a girl stumbles upon his isolated existence, a girl that he has an inexplicable attraction towards although they have never met. AH/OOC. M for Dark Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Carlisle's Harem by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
It's good to be the king. Series of sexy one-shots featuring the good Doctor Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Quidditch Players by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Victor and Harry are on opposing teams for the first Quidditch World Cup after the War. But for Victor, he’s got more on his mind than Quidditch. It’s his beautiful new bride…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ginny W., Viktor K. - Complete
Just By Chance by cem1818 reviews
Bella has her own coven that just so happens to consist of Alice, Rose and Esme. After an accident the girls move to Forks Washington and find that there are some pretty hot vampires there too! AU, OOC, Cannon Pairrings first fanfic! Please no flames!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,317 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once upon a moonlit night by Hateshinai Kaisou reviews
This is a bleach-based fanfic, and it's an Ichimaru Gin x OC The timeline starts off from when Gin is Aizen's lieutenant. rated T just in case. Fate. Was it because of fate that they had met? I'm bad at summaries TT TT , but ENJOY
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2009 - G. Ichimaru
Expect the Unexpected by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Edward has always been too careful with Bella, and refuses to have sex with her until she's changed, but sex is the one human experience she refuses to give up. When she seeks out Carlisle's help, will he be able to refuse her? AU M for lemon HOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Full Moon by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Hermione is conducting a passionate love affair with a werewolf. One-shot about what they do the night before the full moon, when Lupin is too horny to wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Physical Attraction by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Barrier by Mrs.Northman reviews
Edward and Bella are having difficulties with their sexual frustrations. They come to an agreement that they both can live with until Bella is safely changed. When Bella has questions about her vampiric sexual experience, will her doctor be able to help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Kitten by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
ZetsuXDeidara: Hidden Love by dghjkhgdrtuio reviews
Kinda scarring yet very funny at the same freakin time. Rated M for lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Deidara, Zetsu
Ouija Board A Night We Will Never Forget by Geminius reviews
Bella gets a Ouija board at a garage sale, night falls, and things start to get strange, then a psychic comes to the house, and something has happened, and they will never be the same. R&R! Do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Refreshing Glass of Water Kisame oneshot by MewHanyou reviews
Kisame finds you swimming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kisame H. - Complete
Sharing Bella by LoveMeCullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been dating for 2 years. But what happens when Edward decides he's Bi? Rated M for lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Fragile by foodeatspeople reviews
Aizen/Oc Hueco Mundo arc Oneshot/unless I decide to continue with it or get some reviews. *update. now with lemony flavor!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
After Work: More Fun, More Play by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Sequel to "Work: Some Fun, Lots of Play". When Carlisle gets home from a long day of work, a surprise is waiting for him in his bedroom ....and it's wearing black lace. Esme/Carlisle -LEMON-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Merry Christmas, My Love by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Esme and Carlisle are alone this year for Christmas. Told in Esme's POV, this fic explores her relationship with Carlisle and her love for him and how they'll spend time together this Christmas. This is a beautiful story of love for the Christmas season.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Exploding Point by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella’s moved in with the Cullens, but is frustrated at Edward’s apparent lack of sexual interest in her. When Edward’s away hunting, Bella decides that enough’s enough. Bella/Carlisle. RATING FOR SEXUAL CONTENT. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
We are all psychotic weirdos by Maiumaora reviews
Zetsu argues with himself over what weird is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
The dark corner of Inner Realm by Landarma
In the dark corner of depressed, devastated mind of a fangirl, he found himself there. His horror, her angst. Violence and Rape, Dark. OC X Sephiroth, but no romance. Rated M for safety.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Butler and the Maid by Darasaurus reviews
Kuroshitsuji one shot lemon. OC x Sebastian. The Phantomhive household is never short of interesting events. Sebastian, the butler, and Dara, the maid, decide to release some sexual tension. Rated M. Sexual content and language.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Trust by Okami-Raen reviews
Hara Ayumi was a fugitive shinigami with a painful past. When Aizen calls her to Las Noches, she goes and willingly joins the Arrancar ranks. Little did anyone expect she would befriend the infamous blue haired Grimmjow Jaegerjaques... COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,602 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Grimmjow J.
Nude Paintings by Sestine reviews
“Stay away from her or we’ll eat you.” In which Zetsu threatens Deidara for painting Sakura. /Messed-up ZetsuSakuraDeidara/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Pleasure by TechnoTobi reviews
This is a very random Zetsu/OC oneshot lemon. Because poor Zetsu never gets any love. Edit: I am thinking of adding a backstory...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Vampire Bite by Pirateking1 reviews
A one-shot with Sanji x OC! What happens when a vampire story is told to the crew? Read and find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sanji - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Little Secrets: 'Unfamiliar' by Kala Lane-Kent reviews
Lois puts herself in a very unfamiliar situation while trying to assuage Clark’s guilt over a recent accident. Possible two-parter.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Game Night by Hekate101 reviews
...What happens when Hermione runs out of homework. Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle, and I've Never. ToothFairy!Ron, Drunk!Hermione, Sexologist!Millicent and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/11/2004
Tales of the Hollow World Holiday House by grimmkitty reviews
AU fic where Aizen and friends have their own Espada style Jersey Shorehouse. Whee!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2008 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Learn to read with zetsu san by sharty-nara-girl reviews
the dark zetsu and tobi cannot read. leader rules that all members must know how to read, so white zetsu decides to teach them. things go wrong, once again at itachi's expense. 2nd story in the akatsuki series im making R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Hell Does Part Us by Leonahari reviews
Eight years after the game. Penelo makes a visit to Arcadia unexpectedly and finds herself at risk in falling for a raven haired emperor, which may lead to a new beginning. LarsaPenelo.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Definitely not a Love Story by estuesday reviews
Kakashi held up a hand. 'We’ll pretend this never happened.' Guy woos Kakashi. Kakashi isn't exactly appreciative of his efforts, nor those of the village on Guy's behalf, and he just might be developing a phobia to flowers. GuyxKakashi. Full Konoha cast.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Problem With Pyromaniacs An Essay by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Iroh writes an essay covering the main problem with Firebenders today: Pyromania. Click. Read. Be educated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Iroh
Kiss Up! by Muu reviews
[ONESHOT]¤[AU]¤[Crack!Pairing♡ZetsuIno]¤Zetsu's lucky his boss's daughter is so easily distracted — if she wasn't, he'd have lost his hearing a long time ago.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ino Y. - Complete
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Competing With Ms Perfect by Gunsmoke N Cigarettes reviews
When Spike returns with his blonde angel, Faye feels that she always pales in comparison to Ms. Perfect. Can she prove to Spike that she can be otherwise?SxF, and now upped to M because of upcoming lemon! Chap. 5 UP!
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Spike S., Faye V.
Loyalty by mesplinda reviews
Contains YAOI. Leader x Zetsu. Zetsu has many conflicting thoughts that make him more than slightly schizophrenic. But when it comes to his Leader's tests of loyalty, despite what he's asked, must he keep listening to his rational voice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
I've Never 2! The Return! by Star and Glade reviews
Star and Glade have been banished from the wizarding world, but that won't stop them from playing a friendly game of I've Never with our favorite HP char.! Review please! Ch. 2!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 11/26/2002
THE BITE SIZED EDITION OF CHARLIES ANGELS by OrlandoRoKsMYworld reviews
Lots of hair flipping and kimonos. Now with 150 more sarcasm! Please R&R!
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2004
Addiction by Butcher Jones reviews
A sort-of study on Knox's relationship with his assassin--just who is in control? (Slash: Eric Knox & the Thin Man)
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2003