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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
Hiya! I'm Alli and I am an amateur writer. I love reading and even though I'm no good at reading manga, I still like writing fanfiction. No seriously, I cannot follow the pictures in mangas. I also like reading novels, too, though. I enjoy martial arts, and music in addition to reading and writing. I'm generally a nice person in spite of my occasional sarcastic remark, so feel free to drop a message! Have a nice day. (;
AGAINST THE WORLD- Chapter Four in progress!
CONFESSIONS- Four more chapters until this collection is complete! Any pairing requests?
SWEET NOTHINGS- New drabble collection, coming soon!
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have returned from my unexpected hiatus, despite the lack of updates. All stories that are incomplete will be deleted and reposted when finished to ensure regular updates.
Whoever said, "Nothing is Impossible," has never tried to slam a revolving door.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
I say, that we all shoot arrows at Cupid and see how he likes it...!
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
If you love something, set it free. Or...cripple it, so it can't get away
~Akatsuki Pick Up Lines~
''Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.'' ~ Tobi
''I have an owie on my hand. Will you kiss it better?'' ~ Deidara
''Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem, or do you just remind me of myself?'' ~ Hidan
''Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.'' ~ Kakuzu
''Excuse me I lost my number, can I borrow yours?'' ~ Itachi
''You look like a refreshing glass of water, and I am the thirstiest guy in the world!'' ~ Kisame
''Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.'' ~ Zetsu
''If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.'' ~ Pain
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters in my stories. I do not own Naruto. All copyright subjected to Masashi Kisimoto. No stealing intended.
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