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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1990830, Profile Updated: 08-11-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

~The Author~

Hiya! I'm Alli and I am an amateur writer. I love reading and even though I'm no good at reading manga, I still like writing fanfiction. No seriously, I cannot follow the pictures in mangas. I also like reading novels, too, though. I enjoy martial arts, and music in addition to reading and writing. I'm generally a nice person in spite of my occasional sarcastic remark, so feel free to drop a message! Have a nice day. (;

~Story Status~

AGAINST THE WORLD- Chapter Four in progress!

CONFESSIONS- Four more chapters until this collection is complete! Any pairing requests?

SWEET NOTHINGS- New drabble collection, coming soon!

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have returned from my unexpected hiatus, despite the lack of updates. All stories that are incomplete will be deleted and reposted when finished to ensure regular updates.

Whoever said, "Nothing is Impossible," has never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

I say, that we all shoot arrows at Cupid and see how he likes it...!

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

If you love something, set it free. Or...cripple it, so it can't get away

~Akatsuki Pick Up Lines~

''Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.'' ~ Tobi

''I have an owie on my hand. Will you kiss it better?'' ~ Deidara

''Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem, or do you just remind me of myself?'' ~ Hidan

''Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.'' ~ Kakuzu

''Excuse me I lost my number, can I borrow yours?'' ~ Itachi

''You look like a refreshing glass of water, and I am the thirstiest guy in the world!'' ~ Kisame

''Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.'' ~ Zetsu

''If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.'' ~ Pain

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters in my stories. I do not own Naruto. All copyright subjected to Masashi Kisimoto. No stealing intended.

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The_Purple_Cheesies- TRUsong and I have collaborated together and created this account in which we right stupid, cheesey, stupid, iditotic and funny stories based cliched love. Go on, click it. Click the link. Try it out.

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Denial by Ohjazzy reviews
Mello tells us in his own words how he and Matt became more than friends.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
All Alone by LoZfanchick reviews
naruto and sasuke are 6 and in ninja school, they have a project and fluff is ensured, sasunaru!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Artistic Love by silverwolf-fox reviews
ONESHOT! Deidara and Sakura had met once before. He secretly sent her pictures and sculpted roses until he left his village and their memories of each other started to fade. They meet again. Summary sucks and honestly story probably does too, srry. Review
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Naps by KibaHina927 reviews
A series of drabbles for all Naruto couples. When one takes a nap, what will the other do?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Untouched by MakeYouSmile reviews
Why are you doing this to me?" Tenten asked quietly. Neji did not give her the pleasure of responding. "After all that's happened, you're still standing in the same place." --A collection of Neji/Tenten shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Kiss on the cheek, holding my hand by Crazy4Moony reviews
Materialistic, that seems to be the way to go when it comes to confessions of love. Aren't they supposed to be simple, and easy and natural? Then why are they so damn hard? Eight-year-old Sasuke finds out what it really means to be loved. Pure fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Protection by turtlechick reviews
This was going to be the hardest mission either of us had ever received; protecting two spoiled and immature high school girls. AU Nejiten, Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Daddy Sasuke 2 by aalleexxwhat reviews
SasuNaru. Sequel to Daddy Sasuke. Now that their kits are here, what exactly will these newbie parents do now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,100 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Step Ladder by LoZfanchick reviews
sasunaru fluff Naruto doesn't have a Christmas tree or any decorations, sasuke brightens up his Christmas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Addiction by Overfrozen reviews
Kiba has an addiction. KibaHina oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Understanding by Froffify reviews
Sometimes, it's hard. Especially when the one you're in love with has a strange way of expressing his feelings. SasuNaru, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Three Words reviews
Three words. That's all i wanted to hear. Why were all men so clueless?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fairless Love reviews
"You can't chose who you love Tenten, that's just the way it is." She said to me. And I thought 'All was fair in love and war.' Guess not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
You Talk Too Much reviews
“Why don’t we just stay here? As long as I’m with you, I’m happy.” And with that I leaned down and kissed my startled blonde once more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Promise Me reviews
“Promise me you will never change. Don’t be anyone your not. Be the real you and only the real you, the you that I love.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete