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What can I say? I'm a panda incognito, simple as that. You may call me Panda, Incognito, PI (HA!), incog, and whatever other whacky name you can get out of that.
About me...Well, I have blue eyes and dark hair. I think the color pink is just wretched! I don't like people who are racist and/or predjudice (did I spell that right?) We're all unique human beings with different beliefs, ideals, and behavior, just as it should be. Number nine is my favorite number. I hate football, baseball, and running track. However, I like watching track. I love playing and watching soccer. I classify myself as a cool nerd. My friends and I have a successful band on Rockband 2 (we're called 'The Frizzos'!) I think that's it...Umm...Oh! One last thing! Broccoli in gravey is delicious, as well as fries in chocolate ice cream!
I'm really strange and random, but you don't see that in my writing very much.
Speaking of writing! I write for Twilight and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I haven't started any stories yet. I'm waiting for an idea to smite me.
Let's talk about movies! I love animated films, and as geeky as it sounds, I love the old disney films like Hercules, Lady and the Tramp, Cinderalla etc. I believe that deep down we all love them.
...That was cheesy...
Anyways! I love romantic comedies and action movies! Like The Dark Knight! Go Joker! Oh! And Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen! That was freaking awesome!!
Anybody that loves Family Guy can join the club! The best part of Family Guy is when somebody (usually Peter) says: Like that time--insert scenerio here--and then it shows a short clip of it.
Spongebob rocks my socks off as well. My favorite episode is when Squidward buys him the pie/bomb for employee brotherhood day and thinks Spongebob is going to die. And also the pizza delivery one where Spongebob and Squiward get lost while trying to deliver a pizza.
Anywho! I've been listening to a lot of rock/punk/metal lately. Not so much as metal, but that just seemed like a good time to say that. But I still like some pop, hip-hop music. Bands: Disturbed, System of a Down, Metallica, Judas Priest, Lady Gaga, Jack's Mannequin, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, and a whole bunch of other groups and singers.
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Spiders and me don't get along together. See this one time a while back I was working for this spider, and I had a job to get him and his henchmen some food, but I couldn't get any. So when my deadline was up, I was playing cards waiting for him to show up. He crawled on the table and said,
"You got the stuff?"
I explained to him that I didn't, but he just got mad. "You put me and my family in a bad situation. And I don't like bad situations..." He then turned quickly to the side, causing me to jump in my frazzled state. His henchmen came up behind him, snapping their pinchers menacingly. "Get 'em," Was all the head spider said. As quick as a flash, they were on me, crawling up my arms and biting me while the head spider just laughed, shot a spider web, and disappeared. It was a Mafia, and I had no way out...
JUST THEN! My sister burst through the door, fly swatter held like a bat, paper towels and bug killing supplies on her utility belt. She ran towards me, screaming her battle cry, and swatted the spiders until they were all gone.
Now, the head spider lurks in the shadows, rebuilding his army, waiting for the right moment to attack. I'm not safe no matter where I go...
And that's how it all went down. True story, no lies. One night (yes, night) at a friend's house we were making pancakes, and she saw a spider, and we spent fifteen minutes freaking out while trying to kill it.
Well, I guess that's all I have to say. With my bamboo stick in hand, I say to you in the words of my uncle...A la cuisine!
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