CarlisleEsmeRoseScorpius
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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1991064, Profile Updated: 08-26-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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okay first of all im 15, and unhealthily obsessed with twilight and harry potter...

my favourite pairings in all fictiondom are esme and carlisle and rose and scorpius (obviously) and then j'adore alice and jasper and Zuko and Mai and teddy and victoire and james and lily

i'm african and i live in nigeria... i'm bossy and read excessively...i'm very clingy and protective of my friends... i hate swearing it irritates me and smoking... errr what else?... i would die if i didn't have a laptop for more than 24 hours...hate school...and i go to an all-girls one... i bite my nails.. i don't even have any nails anymore...i hate my hair its too short and it DOESN'T GROW...favourite word: candyfloss, worst word: cancer...ummm can't think of anything else...

0n FanFIctiON:

might be the best creation since candyfloss... i love fanfiction to a disturbing level. mugglenet, harrypotterfanfiction, twilighted, sugar quill and ofcourse fanfiction.net...what would i do without you??

0n tWilIGht/ HarRY PoTTeR

i have no idea which one i love more... some days its edward... some days harry...

randomn facts:

i once read the 5 twilight (is midnight sun really part?) and 7 harry potter books and the twilight movie and all 5 harry potter movies in 5 days

i love all moonprincess 92's fics... getting it right is so mahhhhhhhhhd and so's french plaits...

i wish stephenie meyer would finish midnight sun...i luv it so much its ahmazinnn

i love Peter Facinelli sooo much, oh and Alex Meraz, and i think Billy Burke and Anna Kendrick are the best actors in the movies...

i am still shocked till today about that equus thing... its been how long but still it freaks me out...

the best harry potter book is by far deathly hallows

oN RevIewINng

One of the nicest things you can do is sending a review reply to someone who reviews your story. It shows you appreciate it and it encourages the person to review more of your chapters/stories. I always send review replies and i love getting them.

oN EsME aNd CarLIsle

doesnt everyone wish they had their own carlisle...sigh...

this couple is sooooo underrated... i mean seriously... and Peter Facinelli...EhmaGawd...is there really hotness like that in the world??

On rOSe anD ScoRpIuS

i just love the stories when they hate each other...and any other really... i don't understand why i particularly love this pairing so much but i do!! And i just recently saw my first official picture of the actor playing scorpius and it is soooo cool!!!!! I can't wait!!!!

oN ZUko AnD mAI

I recently discovered this couple and i am seriously seriously now really obsessed with them!! Zuko is soooo hott and his voice is the sexiest ever... And in spite of the fact that she seems to hate everything/one in the world except Zuko (awww), i totally Luv Mai too. And i love them together... they are soo freakin' cute

On slAsH

excuse me but ewwww... especially harry potter ones... i think it's just wrong... no offence...

oN thE eCLipSe mOVIe

The Second it came out in my country, i literally went crazy... i got a scratch on my arm racing to watch it... and im quite proud i have a scar to show my own kinds wen i grow up just showing my DEDICATION to twilight!! lol :) It was sooo excellent!! Totally what i imagined it to be and loads more. David Slade, you are seriously awesome. And i really love the part in the training scene when Alice jumps on Jasper and kisses him. It is the cutest thing everrR!!

And now the 1and a half year wait for Breaking Dawn 1 BEgiNs!!

oN J.k ROwlInG aND stEphenie MeyER

thank you for your wonderful imaginations!! you are heaven sent geniuses lol...

i also lurve Night World:...

Have you read those books?? Seriously, if you haven't you need to get to the nearest bookstore and get them. They are amaazing. They're written by Vampire Diaries' (which i actually really don't like. The books i mean, i love the show.) L.J Smith. They are beautiful and fascinating. And the love stories are beautiful. i especially love Ash x Mary Lynette (though i think she was really dumb for what she did), Quinn x Rachel and Jez x Morgead

TV SHOWS

Avatar: The Last Airbender- Why?? God why did it have to end???? whyyy?? I miss Zuko evryday *sigh*

Legend of the Seeker- my FAV show EVA (SAVE OUR seeker!!!!!)

family guy/ american dad- hee hee guilty pleasures

greys anatomy- just to stare at sloan and sheperd

heroes- annoyingly addictive... Sylar and peter are so hot

desparate housewives- also annoyingly addictive

little britain- hilarious

8 simple rules- i love watching all the old episodes...

The nanny- I know its old but I love it so much

The big bang theory- hahaha I’m obsessed with this

Codename Kids Next Door- Like one of the best cartoons of all time

Futurama- I think it’s actually better than the simpsons

CSI NY- For some reason it’s the only CSI I like

Project Runway- I love design shows

MAD Tv- lolll the best parody show

True blood- Who doesn't luv eric????

Vampire diaries- I am in lurv with ian somelhalder

Supernatural- hotties..!can't remember but theres more (much, much more)

oh, yeah and i plead to you oh fanfiction.net public, who knows a good Alice/jasper beta?? I really really really REALLY need one and would appreciate it loads if someone would recommend one!

Dealing with James Potter

This was not happening.

This had to be happening.

How could this be happening?

I was probably back in that weird universe.

I was sitting across from James Potter and I couldn’t hear a word he was saying because I was staring at his eyes. Well his contacts. But they’re clear so I could see the perfect hazel colour….. like autumn leaves and acorns and…………

Aaargh what’s wrong with me?

“Evans?”

“Hmmm?”

“You listening to me?”

“Autumn……. And acorns”

Storie de VicTeddie et Storie de RoseScorpe

now named One Hell of a Summer

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Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Steel and Fire by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
A series of one shots dedicated to Fire Lord Zuko and his true Fire Lady
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Zuko, Mai
I'm Always In Love by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a story about how Carlisle and Esme met and fell in love-summer's the perfect time for fluff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,153 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Alice and Jasper's Untold Tales by newcomer77 reviews
The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,191 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Boundless Love by Sango luvz Miroku reviews
A collection of Twilight one shots to battle my ever present boredom. Most of which are Alice and Jasper. im a little biased. : Enjoy! FYI I don't own any of the characters or the lyrics used in the stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jealous? by x-Fanpire-x reviews
Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,558 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Couldn't Remember His Name by newcomer77 reviews
Alice can't wait to meet the blonde vampire from her vision, but on her way to that fateful diner, her storybook ending is terribly twisted by a coven of vampires that kidnap her from her route. She tries to believe she will see Jasper one day...maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
My Rock, My Sanctuary by AshleyArnetta reviews
Carlisle/Esme Romance. A broken Esme finds herself in a life she never imagined with the love of her existance. Story progresses up through Twilight timeline. ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by Sango luvz Miroku reviews
The moment Jasper met Alice changed his life forever. In a vampire's life, things are never certain.. But what is certain is true love. Love that only the ones who share it, can truly understand..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Feels Like Home by Seeke reviews
Esme has a wall, and Carlisle has questions.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Distraction by Seeke reviews
In which Carlisle has no willpower at all. Rating just to be safe. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Honesty by whitereflections12 reviews
When Esme catches Carlisle in a lie, it brings on the most serious fight they've ever had. Why would he lie to her, and knowing that he's capable, how can she trust him now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
She's Mine by Miss Asian reviews
One-shot. A scary Carlisle but still adorable as ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
To Defend Her Cullen by Santiva Potter reviews
Bella isn't looking foward to meeting Tanya, so Esme gives her some words of advice. Pre-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Sorry Ma'am by searching.for.an.absolute reviews
Alice and Jasper fluff! fluff my absolute favourite :D read and review, please, rating for suggestive Alice/Jasper-ness Carlisle and Esme build Alice and Jasper a house and kick them out of the Cullen mansion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In Which They Could've Warned Her by kaylaisradx3 reviews
Ten occurances that could've hinted at a certain Lupin liking a certain part Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Evasion by Linxcat reviews
A two-shot during TWK era on how Maris and Quint learn the rules of evading capture in awkward situations...
Edge Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
AM Synchronicity Aka Only One Minute by Chloe Veverka reviews
One ordinary, summer morning, Angelina receives an unexpected wake-up note from none other than Fred Weasley. A Fred/Angelina, friendship/romance-hinting story that I may make longer if motivated to do so :D Prior to HPGoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Angelina J., Fred W.
French Plaits by Moonprincess92 reviews
Teddy loves Victoire's French plaits. Victoire wants to know why Teddy keeps gawking at her. Harry and Ron are at a loss on what to do, Hermione's the voice of reason and Rose is the only one making sense. Confused? :TeddyVictoire postDH SU:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Family Tradition by Realmer06 reviews
All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Distractions by Skittlehog reviews
There's something going on between Fred and Angelina that is causing Angie's studying habits to suffer. It isn't distraction, it's A to the T to the T R A C T I O N to the A to the T to the...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Honeydukes Chocolate: The Lily Evans Life Saver by redredreglasses reviews
Why is Head Girl Lily Evans SKIPPING CLASS on a Monday and eating chocolate in bed instead? Because chocolate brightens everyones' day! Well, in everyones' case except Lily's... perhaps some problems need bigger help than chocolate... romancehumour LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yours For The Snogging by Skittlehog reviews
Beyond the redhair, smart remarks, and plots to kill every guy Angelina looks at, is a Weasley screaming that he's hers for the taking. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
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My Beloved reviews
"She surfaces slowly, theatrically, her skin white as bone." Caius has returned to Volterra after a battle to his beloved Athenodora and they reunite in the bathing halls...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Caius, Athenodora - Complete
My Evil Little Pixie reviews
Jasper's never supposed to say no to Alice... What happens when he does? ...5 days of torture, that's what. Chapter one is now revised.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice
One Hell of A Summer reviews
Its summer holiday between 6th and 7th year for victoire and 5th and 6th year for Rose. Toss in some relatives, Rose's arch enemy Scorpius Malfoy and Teddy, Victoire's best friend who she hasn't seen in months and you have one hell of a love story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.