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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1991296, Profile Updated: 07-26-10
Author has written 5 stories for Death Note.

ABOUT MY AVATAR: A hint about my next story plan...OHOHOHO.

Status: ITS'A ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY :D August 8th...Not that you'll be sending any presents, BUT ANYWAY.

Current Obsession: I'VE DISCOVERED BECK. And I'm in love.

Current Favorite Song: Boyz by M.I.A.

Currently Peeved About: In New York, it's over 90 degrees every. single. day. IT'S TOO GODDAMN HOT, AND MELLO ISN'T EVEN HERE.

Currently Thrilled About: The success of Blank Canvas, still, and I'm semi-excited / semi-depressed it's coming to an end soon :D:

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE YOU FEE (The OC from my story, Blank Canvas. I'm sorry it looks terrible, but I didn't have any better drawing programs other than paint. So, I guess it's sort of oekaki style then '):

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ah9nrd.jpg

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Other Fee Fanart:

So, here is where, with the artist's permission, of course, I will put up the rest of the fanart people drew for my story "Blank Canvas", something I think is a wonderful idea that was suggested by Sundae_Bunny . So, without further ado, I give you the Fabulously Fabulous Fee Fanart Section (Dare you to say that five times fast!).

1) "Be More Fee" by KrAzY-LiTtLe-ImP -- One of the most beautiful things I've ever seen o This piece was the only one I didn't get permission for, because honestly, it was so good it was going to be put up, with her permission or not xD Everything about it is just so perfect, I don't even know what to say anymore. Fee would certainly approve :D

http://i45.tinypic.com/j6oear.jpg

2) "Fee Meets the Task Force" by TheEvilMuffinToaster -- First of all, I died when i saw what was written in the email. The fanart itself if EXTREMELY colorful, and I have quite the soft spot for colors. Because they're pretty. :D Anyway, I'm just going to let the awesomeness of what you wrote speak for itself:

Hello again Misseh! It is I, the evilmuffintoaster greeting you with good tidings.

Feel now to throw fruit at it's suckiness, but I like Fee in the picture. It is Fee and the others meeting the Kira Taskforce. She is wearing a purple hat because I failed at trying her hair and wearing pants because Mello spilled Chocolate all over her shorts on the plane ride. and if you cannot read my handwriting it says:

"I am Fee the Magnificently Magnificent. It is an honor for you to meet me Taskforce. Bathe in the awesomeness that is Fee!"

"Let me state the rules of the "Fee"
1. No touching Fee's Matt

2. No touching Fee's Willy

3. No touching Fee's Panda

4. No touching Fee

5 No acts of child Molestation for Fee is still a minor

6. No questioning Fee

7. If Fee wants to draw on something, she will

8. No hugging Fee

9. Touching Fee's boots will result in death

10. Touch Panda, Matt, Willy or Fee AND YOU DIE"

Those should be the rules to life. ALL SHALL OBEY. Anyway, now for the link to the fanart: http://i50.tinypic.com/287ea1.jpg

3) "Simply Fee" by Sundae_Bunny -- (BTW, I just named it because there wasn't a specific title you gave it. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND D:). This was actually one of the first pieces of fanart I got, and Sundae_Bunny was the one who actually first introduced the idea of fanart. She's introduced a lot of things. xD It's a GREAT peice, and in fact, she was one of the only people to get closest to Fee's actual design, even before I had put up the reference. So, here it is:

http://i48.tinypic.com/16ifyia.jpg

4) "Alone Again" by Sundae_Bunny -- This is a B-E-A-UTIFUL representation of what happened in the chapter of Blank Canvas when Matt and Mello left Fee. It's accurate, and the colors are on point xD I love the whole angel concept, too :D

http://i42.tinypic.com/2vmhoqt.jpg

I PROMISE TO UPLOAD THE REST WHEN I HAVE MORE TIME. KEEP SENDING IT IN, GUYS! :D

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My Gmail: missehrox224@gmail.com

Oh hai there. It would seem my profile is a bit "outdated" (LIKE ANYONE READS THIS ANYWAY PFFT), so I'm going to change things up a bit. Because no one likes stale bread.

...As you can see, I make very little sense at times.

My given name is Melissa, my friends call me Missy, on FanFiction.net I go by MissehKeehl, which in short is just Misseh. CHOOSE WISELY, YOUNG JEDI.

Regarding things about me, I won't say much since I don't appreciate stalkers. I celebrate the day I rose from the dead each year on August 8th, not that anyone will be sending birthday gifts any time soon. I have the taste in music equivelant to that of a 40 year old man; just ask my father. Most of what I listen to is by people no one on the mainstream has heard of, and if you were to ever dedicate a song to me, make pretty darn sure it's not rap or country.

I'll throw that banjo right at Miley Cyrus's head and sacrifice that cold heart of hers to the Gods of Jelly.

Other likes of mine include: Pocky, my computer (a.k.a. My digital love child), strange people, TALKING IN ALL CAPS, writing/reading fanfiction (DURR), anime/manga (DOUBLE DURR), shirts with words on them, dancing on street corners, Vocaloids, and this sexy beast who goes by the name Mello.

My Dislikes are: Bees (insects in general), know-it-alls, super-preps, annoying female characters in anime, people who take things too seriously, the name "Kayla" (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE), people who continue to stare at my friends and I whenever we go somewhere as though they've never seen a group of girls before, PLAIGERIZERS/COPYCATS/ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES, and Twilight, because real vampires don't sparkle.

Animes I've Watched: Death Note, Azumangah Daioh, The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Special A, Karin (AKA Chibi Vampire in the manga), Code Geass, Toradora!, Ouran High School Host Club, Pale Cocoon, and more I can't really remember.

Mangas I've read: Moe Kare, Absolute Boyfriend, Death Note, Haruhi Suzumiya, Chibi Vampire, +Anima, Fall in Love Like a Comic, You're my Girlfriend, Future Diary and more I can't remember (again).

Well, I guess that's pretty much it. Don't forget to leave a tip on your way out.

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1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
Mello, Matt, Near, Matsuda (YES MATSUDA, OKAY?)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Hmmm... Well, I can't stand NearxMello. It's just unnatural. Idk NO COMMENT.

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
Not a fan of yaoi but I'll tolerate it. Hentai=NO.

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

I was once a REALLY sucky Light for a convention, but now I have Near cosplay. Including those two, it's twice for Death Note characters.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
Death Note: Another Note, an actual Death Note notebook (BWAHAHAHA), the entire Death Note series 1-12 including How to Read 13. I MADE ME A MELLO PLUSHIE! HAHAHAHA!

6. Have you ever felt you were destined to be with any Death Note character?

MELLO AND I ARE SOULMATES. Lol xD

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Neither. I mean, NearxMatt doesn't even MAKE SENSE to me, and I die a little on the inside for MelloxNear.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

MisaxBeer.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?

Matt's death was UNFAIR. Poor him getting gunned down with barely any appearances. He should've lived since he's awesome like that.

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?

I think because he probably realized that working separately wasn't getting them anywhere, so he decided to come together and make a truce to get the last needed evidence. I think...

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

Hmm...this one can go either way. I agree a world without bad people and murderers would make things more peaceful, but doing it by killing them off is just hypocritical, since you're doing the same thing they did. Two wrongs don't make a right.

Matsuda: BUT THREE RIGHTS MAKE A LEFT~ :D

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?

A tiny Mello... o////o -insert fangirl squee here-

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

I can't really decide. Refer to question 11.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
DURR! It was flippin' epic. xDDD

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yes. All those Mello chocolate-eating scenes were orgasmic.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

I think she has Crazy Bitch Syndrome, that's what I think. Lmao No offense to anyone. xD

17. Sub or dub?

Sub because Dubs make my ears bleed, with few exceptions.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Anti-Misa because she's just the most annoying thing to walk the face of this earth. -_-

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Lidner I don't really care for, but I think neither. She just wanted Kira to be caught and didn't care who did it. BITCH BETTER KEEP HER CLOTHES ON AROUND MELLO THOUGH.

20. Do you even know who BB is?

PREPOSTEROUS! But of course I know who he is. Another Note was a really awesome book xD

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

L=Sexy Nerd Beast with hair that defies the laws of physics. xD

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

This one is obvious...BUT NO COMMENT ;_;

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

I just got really freaked out when he started spazzing outside the door at the Yellow Box o.o

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

I think Matt because the original DN plot didn't really develop on him much, so his personality can be whatever the heck you want.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

Why do you think I made this account?!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

See question 25 -_-

27. Do you like lemons?

Lemons are smexy O//o They taste sour though.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

My Dad likes to believe he does. He refers to every character as "THAT GUY".

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

LOL That is so awesome. I love them so much, especially this one Christmas Comment Special when Mello starts singing... xD Team Dattebayo is ingenious.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

My favorite one is Mello and Matt Guy Love. Hilarious!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

No, BUT I REALLY WANT TO. Actually I was one of those people hooked on it by another person.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

YES, I drew L once and someone recognized it. I was so proud of myself...until they started criticizing it like crazy and my self esteem was thrown out the window lol.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

I slammed my notebook closed before they saw it and dropped it on the floor in a panic. She just stared at me a little o.o

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

Somewhat. I can balance it okay, but anime is taking over my life. Lol xD

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

I think DN is making my parents broke, actually, because of all this crap I ask them for. Though I do spend a considerable amount on manga, so either way I guess.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

A real one? Honestly not, because it's a big burden and I don't really want to kill people. Then again...I could use it to just threaten people. BWAHAHAHA!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

YES. Mello and Matt should've been rescued at the last moment by Batman and brought to the warm safety on my home (HEHEHE...xD), and then L should've lived because Rem would've just had a sudden epiphany about how much she really hates Misa and would've run away. Then, Mikami would've died from permanent orgasms from "SAKUJO!" and just ended up convulsing uncontrollably until death. Then, Light would've choked on a piece of the Death Note he inhaled accidentally, but Matsuda would've still shot him like a MILLION times because he was sick and tired of everyone's crap and went on a rampage from a mental breakdown. After Light's death, Misa and Takada would be executed on suspicions of prostitution and super-whoredom. As for Near...uh, he just sorta stays in his playroom and lives happily ever after with his legos. THE END!

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

Yes, I do draw it, and I have over ten drawings in my gallery.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?

BLASPHEMY! DON'T QUESTION THE SEXYNESS OF MELLO, FOR IT IS ENDLESS AND MORE CONTINUOUS THAN SPACE AND TIME ITSELF! NOBODY KNEW WHAT SEXY WAS BEFORE MELLO.

40. Which Shinigami is your favorite?

Sidoh, since he's all whine-y but hilarious. "WEEE-SPLONK!"

41. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Far from Artificial was one, and Fee from Blank Canvas is my second.

...I just noticed they both begin with the letter "F" o.o

42. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Yes, and I'm PROUD of it!

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Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order.
1)Mello
2) Matt
3) Near
4) Matsuda
5) L
6) Ryuk
7) Beyond Birthday
8) Aizawa (AFRO-MAN FTW)
9) SIDOH!
10) Watari
11) Misa -_-
12) L-Light... -barfs-

1)Have you read a five/ten fic before?

LOL DUDE THAT IS SO MESSED UP. It's WATARI and L. Watari's like his butler-dad and L is a million years younger...GROSS.

2)Do you think three is hot? How hot?

I think he's more cute than hot. But I've become fond of his albino ass xD

3)What would happen if six got one pregnant?

OHMYGAWD.

4)Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Nah, not really. I can't think of any Sidoh fics, with pairings at least OwO

5)Would seven and two make a good couple?

Beyond Birthday and Matt? CAN YOU SAY S&M?

5)Four/eight or four/nine?

AHAHHAHA, TOTALLY Matsuda/Aizawa. We all know they've got secret desires...HURHURR -nudge-

6)What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He'd eat his jam and then crawl up the walls, yelling about how sickly wrong it was that Aizawa was banging a toddler.

7)Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

...PFFT.

"Matt peered into those large, fish-like bulging eyes with pure lust and desire. "Oh shinigami, you make my heart pound like you wrote down my name." Ryuk smiled with sharpened teeth. Hyuk Hyuk...SCORE."

9)Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

MatsudaxWatari?! HAHA, NO.

10)Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Mello/L seems wrong to me O.O Well... Um, maybe "Sweets and Guns: Mentor to Student"? O.O

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

EW NEAR/MISA. I'm not going there.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

LOL NO.

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls.

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Rated T, and then Rated M later on for the wrongness that is Shinigami love.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"Want to touch my afro? I swear, it's soft like a kitten."

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

I DO NOT ACCEPT.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, I'm not sure he'd be able to tell who's who, since if you notice, Matt's design is like Light's, only more HOT, in my opinion. Anyway, once he figured it, he'd throw jam and scream "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!"

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Matsuda: HAY MELLO, LET'S GO TO THE MAGICAL GARDEN TODAY!

Mello: H'OKAY!

And that is how Matsuda would de-FLOWER Mello. Because Matsu is special like that xD

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I wouldn't know...but BB slash is a possibility.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Does het mean hentai, or porn or something? AM I JUST ONE BIG PERVERT? D:

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Matt/Matsuda/L...NO.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"WHO WANT'S MILK AND COOKIES?!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just yesterday.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Apples are his aphrodisiac. ;P

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

LOL, MISA AND SIDOH?! REAAAALLLLYYYYY DRUNKKK. AND HIGH. AND BLIND.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

BB tops. Near's too much of a soft little uke to top...BUT WHO KNOWS. He could be one hell of a kinky pimp for all we know.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Mello's Fantastical Whore Adventure that Leads to MxM Canon by some Stroke of Luck and Has L's Strange Fetish for the Pairing" O.O

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If BB/Afro-Man was canon, I'd never eat jam again. EVER.


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Peace by Sybil Corvax reviews
Even though she hated what was happening to the world, she knew that she couldn't turn back the clock. That was probably what hurt the most. Besides knowing that her love would never be returned. MelloxOC Pre-Kira/Kira/Eventual Post-Kira
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,145 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Mello, L
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Near's Guide to High school by Matthew Regent reviews
In which Near must find a way to survive the DN cast, multitudes of crossovers, the fandom, Fate screwing with him and who knws what else in this tale of spiralling insanity. All recorded in this journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,213 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Near
Trails of Fire by phollie reviews
She was only meant to be their tool to understand the Death Note without consequences. But when Mello is forced to save her life after a close call with death, he finds that the bridge between love and hate is a little too close for comfort. MelloxOC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,722 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Mello, Matt
sтoяyьooк δυστυχία by kao-dreams reviews
Ever is a Wammy orphan, abnormally intelligent like every other kid there. When L proposes a game, Ever finds herself doing anything to win against her pen pal, the one whose identity she has to find. To fall in love was unexpected. :: Mello x OC ::
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,396 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Mello - Complete
Difficulty by Syrasha reviews
She was a coward, an immature and scared little girl. And they loved her for it. MattXOCXMello MattOCMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
To Be Reunited by Lillian Edwards reviews
She calls herself Kira, she sees the names, but where does her bloodline really lead? The death note changed her life, can she save her father's? Mello and OC pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,764 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Within the Walls of Wammy's by NaiveLittleDreamer reviews
Wammy's House is an orphanage where the children are of a superior class, being intellectually gifted and having a stronger sense of logic and reasoning than the norm. This is the story of the gifted individuals who reside within the walls of Wammy's...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near
Ouran Instant Messenger by FranFictionx reviews
Tamaki discovers the magic of instant messaging.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Behind The Door by Slumbering Apparitions reviews
Near honestly wasn't sure what he was hearing behind Mello and Matt's bedroom door. Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Running Out by Syrasha reviews
She was born to run away. Her heart and soul lay out on that road. He sincerely wanted to change that. MattXOC MattOC MailXOC MailOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Lost Butterfly by xXMidnight-ShadowXx reviews
After learning about L's death, Chouko runs from Wammy's and goes to Japan to avenge him.But when she visits his grave, the detective is still there!Also, Chouko has the power to see shinigami without a Death Note! Sorry for suckish summary. ; ; MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,965 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Matt - Complete
The Death Note A Team by sxc pancake power reviews
The Death Note A Team, made up of Mikami, Near, Mello and Light, 'help' a little girl who dropped her water bottle. WARNING: Unless you absolutely love crack-ish stories, you will probably despise this.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Mello - Complete
Mello Beecomes A Kidnapper by sxc pancake power reviews
THAT IS NOT A BAD PUN AT ALL. Misa gets kidnapped by Mello and then she discovers his collection. Then some stupid stuff happens.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Mello, Misa A. - Complete
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Blank Canvas reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
The Completely Serious Adventures of Super Matt reviews
Matt was sick and tired of always being in the sidelines, a shadow of Mello; hell, not even considered a main character! So, within this collection of one-shots, let's follow Matt's journey from zero to hero, in which crack-fic situations is a must.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Matt
Artificial reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
Childhood Innocence: Past Haunting reviews
On January 26, 2010, you lost what mattered most to you. Mello, dead of a heart attack. Matt, shot in a hail of bullets. Years past, but you still kept those two Promises. However, what happens when the past comes back to haunt you? WARNING: SEQUEL!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Childhood Innocence reviews
Arriving at Wammy's made you feel all alone in the world. When you met Matt and Mello, however, that all changed. You found friends and maybe something more. However, as time progresses, the innocence of childhood is lost and your life changes forever.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,539 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete