Silver Rook
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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1991499, Profile Updated: 01-04-13

Well, hello there! Welcome to my profile page. I don't really know what you're doing here, since there is virtually nothing to see. I guess that's your problem.

Anyway, the general things about me:

I go by Silver Rook, duh.

I’m female.

I’m a cat person, though dogs are fun. Until they roll in something better left unsaid and think it’s A-Okay to go and give you a big sloppy kiss, doggy hug included.

My Status as a FanFictian.

No, I am not currently a writer. I do have some ideas swimming around in my head, but I have the strange inability to just buckle down and type them out and then actually continue them. I’d just get bored with the story after awhile and then there would be unhappy and ticked off readers. It’s happened to me often enough to know the feeling when you find a great story- or at least an interesting one- but only to have it quit on you or never update to the point where it’s no longer worth it. Truly dedicated readers are few and far between, so a word to all you writers - if you can’t update at least once every five or six weeks, you might want to rethink your idea or really hope your story is good enough for people to want to stick with it.

I sometimes review and when I do, they get kinda lengthy and rambling I think that annoys the writer sooo… I’m working on that….

Then Why Do I Have An Account If I Don’t Write?

That should be easy. Since some authors like to have their potential reviewers sign in to help tone down flames and spam, I tried to accommodate them. And I did. And that’s the purpose of this account. End of story.

Well, not really, since the favorite story/author tracker is really convenient too. So I suppose there’s another reason.

If you're here because I reviewed your story and want to see who I am, that's really all I got for you. Your story is great, keep writing, and maybe one day I'll join the world of authors.

Disclaimer: My avatar pic was not created by me. It was one I found on Google Images. If you know who created it, or if it was you, please PM me so I can give the credit someone most definetly deserves.

Beta Reader

Since I have not published anything on FF, I am illegible to be an official beta. Sad day, I know. I should just get off my lazy butt and post something. But then it feels like cheating, you know? Just posting something to be a beta. My heart needs be in it, as gag-me-now, cheesy as that sounds. However, I still want to offer my help. Here's my copied beta profile, if your interested:

Beta Bio

About me? I stink as a writer, but love editing and critiquing the stories and essays of others. My experience comes from helping out friends and classmates with their work. As a rule, I’m not a pushy person. I want to work with you and for you, not shove how I think things should be done down your throat. I’m not naturally a very loud person anyway – the typical wallflower here. If you want to be friends, fine. If you want to just send me the work and expect it to be run through for mechanical errors, that’s fine too. Advice on ideas and plot will take a little more work on your part, mostly in conversation. I don’t expect anything from you. If you don’t like my ideas, fine. If you use or think up new ideas from mine, excellent. I’m here because I want to improve the reading experience for the large audience we authors cater to. Any story will become a hundred times better if it has good grammar and spelling. If you agree, I’ll be happy to work with you.

Strengths

I'm very good with the mechanics of writing. Grammar, punctuation, spelling, and awkward phrasing are things I excel at finding and correcting. If you’re looking for a living, breathing spell check that is ten times better than the robotic one, then I can help.

Weaknesses (what weaknesses? :P)

I'll be honest - big picture plots are not my forte. It's especially hard on fanfiction since only the author knows exactly where they want the story to go. Or maybe they don't. Point being is that I'm not that great with suggesting plot points and character traits. I’m not saying I can’t; it’s just that story and plot epiphanies are so few and far apart for me. I’ve been described as a great dart board to bounce ideas and their feasibility off of. Just don’t ask me to throw the dart.

Preferred

Preferences? I’ll read anything. As a general rule when browsing the collections, I look for multichaps that have at least 1,000 words a chapter and a clean looking summary. Oneshots are all good and fine. I’m not a fan of poetry and songfics, but I do read them on occasion as well. All content goes for me. Slash, gender benders, major OOC-ness (though that one depends on the story and character), violence, mature content, angst parties are all things I can read with varying degrees of happiness. Yaoi/yuri and lemons aren’t my favorite, but I do and will read them.

Not My Cup of Tea (Cute...)

I’d hope that most people are mature enough not to go bashing different religions and cultures. If you feel the need to rag on black people, white people, Jewish, Christens, Muslims, etc. then I can’t help you. Personal opinions are not meant to be shoved down peoples’ throats. Otherwise, everything is “my cup of tea”. I’m not picky.

Dang, I felt like such a snob typing that. It did say that being honest wasn't the same as boasting... whatever. If you think you want to try this, PM me. I believe an arrangement can be done with DocX and a little communication. If you did, it would make me very happy and I would feel loved. :)

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Once Bitten, Twice the Spy by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
On Alex's 'last ever mission', something terrible happens to him. Not something he will die of, but how can he live with what he has now become? Where does he go from here, now that he's no longer quite human any more?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,719 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Living Death by newTweetiebird reviews
What if the Fellowship of the Ring consisted of a 10th member? What if that member was Haradrim? This is the retelling of the tale of the Fellowship's journey to destroy the Ring of Power from a very different perspective. Boromir x OC x Eomer. UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 192,445 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Boromir, Eomer
The Art of War by Doctor Yok reviews
Exorcists are revered as expert fighters, for the most part. However, what happens when there are Exorcists that are unprepared for outright mayhem? Some lead Exorcists must teach a dysfunctional family the arts of war... without going crazy themselves.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 184,790 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lavi, Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Bookman
Cantarella by tysunkete reviews
AU Imitation Black Sequel. Project Runway round two. What it took for Kanda and Lenalee to say the three words Reiichi and Allen have been waiting to hear — I love you. KandaOC Allena. Now unto the epilogue series: LaviOC begins!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 403,890 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Kanda Yuu, OC] Lavi
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,418 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Fourteenth Apostle by Hane no Zaia reviews
Slightly AU. Before he was Allen Walker, he was simply Red. A distrustful, realistic and cynical opportunist. A survivor. Holding the power to either make or break the world, will he take his rightful place in the war or simply stay out of it? COMPLETED. Editing underway.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 188,299 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Allen Walker - Complete
Lover Mine by Astridhe reviews
Stand-alone shorts. Most priestesses don't bother to ask, and Solaufein is used to that. Teasing and waiting? Less so. But when it comes to his priestess, it's worth it.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - OC - Complete
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Witness by AlltheAces reviews
Fear is often temporary but grief has a nasty tendency to linger. How does a young woman from the twenty-first century deal with being reborn into a world infested with man-eating titans? An OC self-insert.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,066 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - OC
Let No One Think I Gave In by Karai III reviews
A traumatic experience leaves Alex with an unhealthy attachment to a certain soldier who's quite frankly in over his head. Plot and chap 1&2 adopted from ovolamp.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Dulce et Decorum by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex thought he was well out of the world of spies and soldiers, but with his friends still embroiled in the SAS, it was only a matter of time until he was sucked back in. And this time, the cost will be higher than ever before. SEQUEL to Pro Patria Mori.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Chasing the Sun by Shadow-of-what reviews
Alex has so many things to fight, how does he find out which ones to make peace with?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 105,324 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Somnium Visum by PsychoWing reviews
Another mission, another near-death experience. It all seems routine - until what should be a fatal wound changes things. With all the confusion, and the resulting coma, Alex can't help but feel like he's fallen down the rabbit hole. And he isn't sure he wants to climb back out.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Into Shadows We Fall by Not Poignant reviews
(SEQUEL to From the Darkness We Rise). Defeated by the Unseelie Court, Jack resolves to change his fate and undo the losses he's experienced, by taking back what's been taken from him. Dealing with diminished powers, loss and trauma, Jack will face new darknesses and deal with old shadows. WARNING: Sexual assault.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 288,996 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11843 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
The Truth Will Out by TomC reviews
An Alex Rider Adventure. Set after "Scorpia Rising"; so, spoilers. MI6 has finally agreed to leave Alex alone. Now, his happiness only depends on maintaining the worst-kept secret in the international intelligence community.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,120 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
When Pride Goeth by Crowlows19 reviews
Four soldiers are thrown into the secret world of teenagers when a secret threatens lives and a three year old mystery finds itself once again on the front page. Complete rewrite of Spartan Pride.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Reincarnation by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Five years have passed since Alex Rider disappeared, but now MI6 need him back. With a new life as a heartless assassin, can anyone save him from himself? SEQUEL to Shadow of a Doubt.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,093 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Astray by antiheld reviews
An unknown force has begun to alter Middle-earth and its creatures in alarming ways, and it becomes apparent that there are worse things to lose than lives. An unsuspecting woman from our world gets swept up in a storm that has taken a world off course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,707 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Legolas
It's Not Over by thishasbeenanonymous reviews
Four years have passed since Scorpia Rising, and Alex has a new job in a private security company after taking his life under control. But since when has that stopped the life MI6 gave Alex from haunting him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Things I Deal With by chariots99 reviews
Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Requiem for a Rising Star by control of chaos reviews
Sequel to End of the Road. In the process of being rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Allegro's Crescendo by Scarpaw reviews
Allen was never found by Cross, or taken in by the Noah Family after trying to bring Mana back. Instead, he was taken in by a third party. Now, the Destroyer of Time goes by a new name. That name is... *AU; Re-write of the Series; Full summary inside*
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,310 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Allen Walker
Traitor by alyssajoy64 reviews
'Ben slammed his hand on the table. "You look at me when I'm talking to you, Alex! You look me in the eye and face me like the man I thought you to be!"'
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Veracity by Valak reviews
Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Lucky Cat by Authoressinhiding reviews
Sara Gilley walked into the Lucky Cat cafe looking for lunch and a new job. Instead, she found elves, irresistible food, and more adventure than she ever expected. Warning: cracky, multi-genre cross-over involving Supernatural, PotC, and Buffy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,545 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Legolas, Haldir, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Tom, Interrupted by Askilyn reviews
Alex was in America, living the life of normalcy he had always wanted, and Tom was alone. Except, he wasn't. "I'll throw you out of the car, kid." - "I think we both know that's a lie, marshmallow." GuardianFic. Tom-centric. Papa!Wolf. Tom!Ward.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Tom H., Wolf
To New Heights by Sarruby reviews
Alex has gone on a life-changing mission and lost his part of his humanity; Ben is assigned as his handler. How will they both cope with these changes? No Maximum Ride characters.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Back in the Mix by camnstarr4eva reviews
This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,822 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Cage of a Different Kind by Alanic reviews
Legolas is seriously injured in the battle at Helms Deep. Who will save him? Not a retelling of the story we all know and love. AU warning
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,984 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
Spin Out by PsychoWing reviews
For all the little things that don’t actually happen in Cross Out.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
To Grow Up Classified by iamlordmoldyshorts reviews
Alex heads back to his old school to pick up his colleague's daughter. However, the repercussions from said excursion are a little higher than expected. What will happen when a teacher figures out Alex's current profession?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,444 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
His Silver Sorcery by Bluetape reviews
Komui chanced upon Allen's talents in a brothel and recruits him into the Order of Imperial Sorcerers. His new life is not made easy by Kanda nor the government, and now it seems that Allen's power has more than what meets the eye?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,093 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Hiking Vacation by Sakiku reviews
Alex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Trial and Error by Kiyuzanova reviews
POST SCORPIA RISING, SPOILERS. Alex returns to London after his mission, a vastly different person from before. To become the best, he goes to the men with the speed, the aggression and the surprise. The elite Special Air Service; the SAS.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Playing With The Big Boys by ovolamp reviews
Alex was little boy lost in this world of hardened, military men. The missing moments of Brecon Beacon's. Set during Stormbreaker.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
With One Eye Open by Scorpia710 reviews
It came at night and struck when they were asleep, leaving each man to wonder…who would be next? Response to the The Firms Prompt Challenge for May. Prompt: sleepwalking.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 201 - Published: 1/8/2002