Kurieo Parnok
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Joined 07-01-09, id: 1991589, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 14 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Knight Rider, Sly Cooper, Misc. Movies, and Portal.

Hi ya'll! I love Transformers, Knight Rider, and Sly Cooper, so expect those stories up. I also like reviews, which a "duh" thing because who doesn't like getting attention? I tend to update my stories quickly because they have a habit of running long, and who wants to wait an entire year for one flippin' chapter to go up, eh?

If you got a TF or a Sly Cooper fan fic, feel free to recommend it to me for a read and review. Please review my stories if you read them, if you can, and I'd be happy to return the favor. How do I get my stories? Plot bunnies assault me and make babies and make an entire tribe until they are warring in my head and my fingers on the keyboard are evidence of their battles.


Sorry for falling off the face of the Earth there! So, in case you're wondering, I've been on DeviantArt and have my own account:

http://neonhuegoggles.deviantart.com/


Favorite Quotes:

"I can't out run a bullet, no matter who holds the gun." -- Rhianna, from Kd Zeal's story, Madness

"When the rich wage war, it's the poor that die." --Linken Park, from the song Hands Held High

"Now have you heard the news today? They say the danger's gone away. But I can still see the fire still alight, burning into the night." Disturbed, from the song Land of Confusion

I think even Optimus Prime would be wary to anger the guy who knows more about his anatomy than even he probably does. From Seekerfemmedraca's story, Murphy's Laws As Applied to Wheeljack

"Walk softly, carry a big stick." Theodore Roosevelt, my favorite president!

Want to know what the police codes mentioned in Project Abominations: Transport City Chapter 1 mean? I got them from here:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/3809-police-codes-10-4-a.html

and

http://www.pimall.com/NAIS/n.radio.code.html

Nope, I did not create or own them.

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Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Sly 4: The Way of The Thief by Grimm Gun reviews
After a vicious attack on one of their own, the gang reunites to lay the Cooper line's true inheritance to rest. Thrills! Chills! And Romance!
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,893 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008
Where Art Is Helpful by Seiberwing reviews
A set of familiar faces shows up to Bulkhead’s art exhibition, and Bulkhead has no idea how to handle him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blitzwing, Bulkhead - Complete
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
Man vs Mech by CFighter reviews
G1 - X-men crossover. For 'fun' Soundwave causes a motorcyclist to wreck. Unfortunately, he picked the WRONG guy to do it to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Soundwave, Rumble - Complete
TwoFaced by IcantbelieveImdoingthis reviews
Three faces, three jobs. One-shot, Transformers Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Blitzwing, Megatron - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Madness by Kd Zeal reviews
A runaway girl is taken by Soundwave. The result is not quite what you'd expect. Semi-AU/mirrorverse, no romance. Epilogue, the end.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
A Dance to Remember by Cyndi reviews
Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Cringe by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Jazz and Mikaela accidentally discover a quirk about Ironhide that even he didn't know about.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
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Exiled Back in Time reviews
Wheatley found a cyborg body and escaped Aperture Science, but not to a world-or time-he intended.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
The Adventures of Cadge: The Genie reviews
In this long-awaited sequeal, Zoe and Ms. Wild are kidnapped by a mysterious group led by someone called the Genie. The team must rally together and recruit some unexpected friends in order to rescue them. But who is the Genie, and what does he want?
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,982 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
Peanut Butter
I, Robot: Not all NS-5's were taken away after the uprising...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Prisoner in Somone Else's Head reviews
TFA: John Macbeth knew that he was a fighter at heart, but had never dreamt, that he would ever be able to let his true self out, certainly not in the way he was given the day his life ended. At the same time, three good mechs just can't stay dead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,060 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Project Abominations: Breaker Laboratories reviews
The final installment of the *Project Abominations* series, war is raging on Earth, but it is only a matter of time before it spreads. Alliances will be made and broken and secrets discovered as the Efforts fight for their sides and survival.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Transformers: Origins reviews
Ever wondered what the Transformers did before the Great War and how they entered it? Who went good and who went bad? Who was just crazy in the first place? Here's my take on it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009
Project Abominations: Transport City reviews
Taking place two weeks after the events of *Project Abominations*, a group of youth in Autobot-made Transport City are about to be thrust from their peacful lives by fate, destiny, and Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,157 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
The Night Claims its Own reviews
Sullivan Hooper knows that he's not normal, but his true identity may be a bit more than what he can handle. This is adventure as he seeks his past.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Fan Fiction reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
Dominance reviews
Starscream shows some over-confident recruits why he's the second in command of the Decepticons, in spite of his reputation. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Feline Line reviews
Thanks to a prank from Rumble and Frenzy, Soundwave experiences one of the most embarassing days of his life. Might expand, I curse the kitty-former inventers .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of Cadge reviews
Another sentient car is on the road with Kitt and FLAG, but it's not KARR. Is it friend or foe? Or just a lonely car trying to find its place in the world?
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,949 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Project Abominations reviews
Their fathers are hated villans, their caretakers are cold-hearted, judgmental scientists, and their home is an underground complex in the middle of an uncontrolled desert. Their destiny... to revive the Decepticons. Contains some violence and cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,015 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Shockwave Babysits reviews
Shockwave is one of the best soldiers Megatron has... so why the slag is he baby sitting a couple of organic brats?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shockwave - Complete