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Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Dear John, Nicholas Sparks.


You can call me Sandra or Lola (the two most common nicknames i have...long story)... and yes, i'm a girl. One of my good friends introduced me to writing them, and to this site! Her account name is hey.moon.hello.goodbye -- you should really check her page out, she has some good stuff =D.

OH YEAH! Explaining my user name...I just bought some orange nail polish because that's about the only color I don't have!

What's my flaw, you ask? Because i'm perfect until now. I'm not so fabulous at spelling...=. I mean, if I have Microsoft Word handy, I'm the best speller (thanks to spell-check). But hand me a pen and paper, and you'll curse my penmanship, spelling, and grammer. My writing is messy, and I just simply can't spell well. (No rhyme intended).

I love to write. I'm more into writing novels, but I thought I'd give fanfictions a try. I do like to read, but I like reading my friends' work more than novels. It's more entertaining. It's amazing when you think about where the words come from, like the man behind the curtain, you know? I also play the piano and flute. I like pretty much all music including rock, classic rock, pop, rap, R&B, and me and my homies just making up our own songs...Like a cross between Old McDonald and that song about bingo? And then my cousin and i sing Bingo backwards to our little cousins. Ognib, not Bingo. Who would have thought you could teach a kid to have dislexia? I like fantasy novels the best, and nonfiction the worst, unless it's one of those really cool books with fun facts, or written like a novel. Yes, I read the Twilight Saga, and no, I don't think Rob Pattinson is "hot". What does that even mean these days? And I'm reading the Maximum Ride Series (!ahh!) and i'm completely OBSESSED with the books. But especially Fang. Yup, I'm a FANGIRL. That's punny! of fang...fangirl...UGH NVM!

Puns? I'm all about puns. I like puns...They're punny. Like seriously, you crack a pun and i'll laugh for like, 3 minutes straight. It's rediculous, people think i'm crazy. I'm normal, they're all crazy!

My favorite colors are black, pink, purple, and gold...but not together. That would be a weird combination, huh?

I think that's about it. Sorry if i'm boring you, or if my fanfictions are boring. I'm just starting, so lots of "constructive criticism" is much appreciated.


6/don't know/10~~~Here's the links to Max & Ella's dresses from chapter 13.



3/30/10~~~Wow. Three plus months. Aren't I wonderful? Anyways, I've been writing my new story. Hopefully another chapter will be on tonight. Hm..

1/2/10~~~Nothing to say. been writing more drabbles. maybe i'll write one now

12/5/09 ~~~Havn't updated in over a month...sorry! ~~~Found new tea called "Passion". It's bright red, and tastes like fruit punch, minus the 150 calories and 40000 grams of sugar! ~~~Writing some mor MR drabbles!

11/2/09 ~~~Drinking tea...Yum yum yum. Blueberry/cranberry. Tastes like a blueberry muffin without the muffin...In liquid form...

10/9/09 ~~~Don't you just love chocolate? I sure do, which is why I just indulged in a deliciouisly sensational piece. Yum yum yum. I'm about to watch Survivor and then hopefully some of The Office-THE BEST SHOW EVER. P.S. Pam and Jim are getting married tonight!! What now!

10/6/09 ~~~I just made some blueberry muffins. Not homemade though. = "Just add 1/2 a cup of water...". I like baking, but i don't have the stuff to make muffins right now so...sorry!

10/5/09 ~~~Okay. Taylor Swift has been stuck in my head since October 2nd. I've been singing "She wears high heels I wears sneakers! She's cheer captain and i'm on the bleachers. I've been waiting for that day, when you wake up and find that what you're, lookin for has been hear the whole time!" During my art classes, i've been getting everyone to sing that song. Even the punks. =D Then today I absolutely needed a new I started singing "Best I ever had" and everyone was like "ahh that's nastyyy!" So i quit, and gave into Taylor Swift. Come on! I don't even like her!


If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile! -Ever since I read a fanfiction about how Fang is "Fangalicious", I can't stop thinking about how he is Fangalicious!! And I can never listen to Fergalicious with out yelling out "He's Fangalicious!!"

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. -I read/write/think about Fax whenever I'm bored or stressed!

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile. -Self explanitory. I mean come on, he's FANGALICIOUS!!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile. -Oh boy, oh boy. My friends always roll their eyes at eachother whenever I ramble about Maximum Ride...but I can't help it!!

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. -That'd be awesome.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! -Lordy, lord. That was freaking HILARIOUS! I was practically dying from that. I was histerical. Good times, good times. shakes head

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. -Sometimes I re-read some of the jokes (in whatever book i'm reading) just to make myself laugh harder.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. -The other day, I was reading some random book, and the word "school" was in there, and I started hyperventalating! I was like "OMG, SCHOOL!" and pointed it out to my friend...she got "mad" at me for relating it to M.R. I just always think about those books...I'll be reading them on my death bed! =D


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Every science and social studies class!

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. At my school dance some kid kept saying "F$#* you!" (i forget why, but he liked me =D) So i slapped him across the face and he stopped. LOL.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

If you are crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you think peoplewho only like Paramore because of Twilight are losers, than copy this into your profile. Sorry people, but come on!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

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The Life of Maximum Ride by IcannotRestImustWrite reviews
Max tells the story of her life through flashbacks. From when she was a little girl marrying Fang in the backyard, all the way through primary school, high school, uni, work, family and everything in between.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,971 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Age Is Just A Number by LivenLifeUp reviews
Nick Walker: 24 year old English teacher, new to the whole "teaching thing" Maximum Ride: 17 year old senior with an over-protective twin brother and no intention on learning. They fell for one another before year began. And they take the student/teacher relationship to an entirely different level. CURRENTLY EDITING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Come Home To Me by Fangrules reviews
It's been seven years since Fort Dix was bombed and Max's soldier died. Now, on the anniversary of his death she returns to the beach where she broke down his walls with her son. Final installment of the War trilogy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Give a Little Bit by Skye Maxwell reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles. Different themes, characters, genres, and whatnot. Quick and fun to read. Suggest a drabble idea, and I might write it and dedicate it to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 100 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
What if by writeroses1029 reviews
Each chapter is a stand-alone one-shot that gives us the answer to a "What if" question about Max and her merry bunch of mutants. FAX as always from me .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,991 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Max, Fang
But Not Really by Ignorance-Your New Best Friend reviews
What do you do when your best guy-friend starts saying stuff like "I want to kiss you... but not really"? Yeah. Watch - or rather, read - as five minutes in 'heaven' changes my life. For worse. Obviously. Fax. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Max, Fang
My Life, My Love and My Lover by luv it123 reviews
Max and Fang start to get a little more heated. Basically the life of Max and the Flock. Major Faxness and a little Eggy. A lot better than it sounds I hope. I suck at summaries, so be nice and just read. r&r! POST FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach. Hopefully, that'll change with this vacation. However, it won't happen if the Flock doesn't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and this looming threat doesn't disappear. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Ho Ho Hopefully by desperatelyobvious reviews
"I don't remember ever getting a mistletoe. Or even hanging one up there for that matter." Max said. Fang looked up too, and attached to the ceiling was a sprig of tiny green leaves bundled together and drooped exactly above their heads. Christmas oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sleep Syrup by ColorTheSky reviews
What do you think has the effect of sleep syrup on Max? It's sweet, and it takes all your problems away. Foodie. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Flock is a Family by Moral Intensity reviews
Max decides to move the Flock in with her mom after their submarine adventure. But when the past starts catching up with them, what happens to the Flock? Major OOC, don't read if you can't handle a good story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Max, Fang
black market baby shoes by hey.moon.hello.goodbye reviews
Or: Noah Puckerman, Love, and Letting It Go.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Puck, Quinn F.
A Faxness Sonnet by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
This is the Shakespearean sonnet I had to write for school, based on everybody's favorite couple, Max and Fang! If you're looking for good poetry, don't read this. If you want bad, cheesy poetry, go for it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Getting Older by lindsay1234567 reviews
What happens when the flock gets jobs? Everyone is older. Fax, Eggy, Nazzy and Arangel. Rated t for later chapters. Read and review, it's good and unique!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,107 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
We Belong Together by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
A taste of Max and Fang's life years from now. They really were meant to be. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Giving Tree by WaterWings617 reviews
AU/FAX. A Christmassy oneshot in which Fang tries to express his feelings toward Max through a gift.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Their Life and Times by hey.moon.hello.goodbye reviews
A series of moments in Draco and Astoria's relationship, starting off with when they first meet. Will be updated regularly, please read and review. Rated T for mild swearing and other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Oh, Christmas Tree by Kina Kalamari reviews
Where do you put a huge Christmas tree that won't fit in your living room? Well, that's what Max and Fang have to figure out. A Christmassy oneshot. Little bit of Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - [Max, Fang] Ella, V. Martinez - Complete
Maximum Ride: Drabbles by turquoise.seas reviews
--Fax-- Warmth, Reverse
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
A Collection of Drabbles by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
A collection of mostly Fax drabbles. All kinds- humor, fluff, angst, drama, and everything else. Also includes other characters, themes, etc. Please read and review! T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cookies 'n Cream by ColorTheSky reviews
One-shot. Someone can't sleep. All because of Home made ice cream. Its a witts battle. But someone wants something else... Who will satisfy their craving first...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Dumped by Kina Kalamari reviews
Max went on a date with Sam, but he didn't feel the spark and broke up with her, leaving her miserable. Luckily for Max, she's got Fang. Set mid-SOF. Oneshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - [Max, Fang] Sam - Complete
That's Enough by PurpleFlames18 reviews
Max has finally had enough of Fang hitting on other girls. On her way back from catching him cheating on her, she meets a guy that seems perfect. The whole flock likes him, well except Fang , And he does'nt care they have wings, he loves max all the same.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,296 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Shuffled Love Rose and Scorpius iPod Challenge! by hey.moon.hello.goodbye reviews
Challenge: put your iPod on 'shuffle' and write a one shot based on the song. Rose/Scorpius fluff. Rated T for possible later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
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New Beginnings? reviews
Max moves to Arizona to live with her Mom and sister Ella after years of being sick of her father, Jeb. It's the first day of school, and Max already got invited to the biggest party of the year. She meets the Flock, and they discover Max has wings. Lissa the school skank, has been all over Fang...but Max comes up with a plan to get rid of her once and for all, and make Fang hers!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella
My One and Only reviews
Fang makes the decision of joining the Army and serving his country. Max and Fang love eachother unconditionally, but how will they both adapt to such a new lifestyle? The twenty year old lovers will find a way to make it work!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,569 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Max, Fang
OneShotSongFics! reviews
Hi! Welcome to my new collection of unrelated one-shots, which will be based on songs! These will mostly be FAX, but other subjects/pairings/songs that you want me to write, I'll write! You can read this in any order at anytime, anywhere! Enjoy :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Max, Fang
A Really Long Fake Holiday reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella, and DR. M go on a vacation for 11 days to Florida. Max & Fang's relationship develops, and so does Iggy & Ella's. FLUFF! FAX, EGGY! Please read, the first few chapters aren't that good but it get's amazing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride Drabbles reviews
These are just short little drabbles I wrote based on the Maximum Ride series. Lots of FAX . None of these events happened in Maximum Ride, so don't be afriad of spoilers. **DISCLAIMER** I do not own the Maximum Ride Series or any of its characters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009
Reflection reviews
One-shot. John reflects on his life and his relationship with Savannah. Does he regret anything?
Dear John, Nicholas Sparks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - John T., Savannah C. - Complete
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