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The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,518 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 7,167 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,544 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 6,611 - Follows: 7,677 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 3/7/2015
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 6,098 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 5,744 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,861 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
A Chance Encounter by R-dude reviews
Hiccup is lost. Elsa is looking for something. A chance encounter between them has far-reaching consequences.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 197,905 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Anna, Elsa
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
A Legion for Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
While hunting boar in the Kingswood, Robert Baratheon discovers a lost band of Sell Swords who speak a barely recognizable dialect of Free Cities Valyrian. Befriending them, the King, along with Ser Barristan, returns to their camp; only to discover it is a Castra guarded by an entire Roman Legion. When Robert returns to King's Landing with them, will Westeros ever be the same?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,865 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Robert B., Barristan S.
Zatoichi Kitsune - to be rewritten by The Swordslinger reviews
New version is out, check out Tale of the Blind Kitsune
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.]
Beyond the River by SimpleTechnicality reviews
A sorcerer, knight, and a huntress fight the gods, undead, and each other.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
The Magnate by Halt.CPM reviews
Voldemort's mastery of dark power was unrivaled in history. Grindelwald's legendary charisma came a hairsbreadth from bringing Europe to its knees. "Now, which one will it be for you, Mr. Potter?" Massive AU, Durmstrang Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,964 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Gellert G.
The Gentleman of Weapons by Menamebephil reviews
AU: In a different world, can a mysterious and ancient Order possibly defeat a ruthless Fire Lord? No. They're utterly screwed, actually.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 140,110 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Piandao, Azula
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Twins by Angles of Death reviews
What if Harry had a twin sister, someone who grew up with him as they ventured through life together, instead of him facing the world by himself. And Malfoy has a sister as well, which makes life even more chaotic. Sequel to Battle of Wills, with AU elements. Story begins with Harry's 4th year. Harry/OC/OC/Fleur. Warning: wincest, BDSM, harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,649 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., OC
Blight-Queller by lepolemicist reviews
Grand Inquisitor, you accuse me of committing an atrocity, unrivalled in depravity since the Magi stormed the Golden City! I say that I stole the secrets of blood magic from the demons of the fade; I scaled the Tower of Ishal to grasp victory against the darkspawn at Ostagar; I slew the Archdemon with my magic to quell the blight itself. What need have I to defend myself?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Amell - Complete
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Warbeast by The Archivist of Eternity reviews
Every creature has a past. This is but one example. Invasion Fic' for ASouffleToServeTwo.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Warrior
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Boogeyman by R. Donald James Gauvreau reviews
"Ravenclaw!" the Sorting Hat shouts. Tom Riddle vanishes from history, and history… vanishes from Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 215 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
She Who Dwells In Eternity by INeedAHaircut reviews
When a decision by the Sandaime Hokage seems to end Naruto's life before it can truly begin, his only companion is the one engraved upon his soul. A relationship between human and demon could never be one of equals, but that doesn't mean they can't find happiness with each other. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.] Hiruzen S. - Complete
Saiyan Sexcapades by AnimeToon reviews
The risqué rendezvous of Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Trunks, and Goten told in first POV at different points in their lives. Playmates include: Mrs. Briefs, Lunch, Android 18, Maron(Krillin's ex-girlfriend), Marron(Krillin's daughter), Bra, and more.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fool Of the Void by Spooky Skull Face reviews
The Jester was jubilant, ecstatic, joyful and all assortment of emotions as he looked down at the pink haired lady. He felt the power of Sithis course through her veins. The power of the void. It seemed the Dread Father had use of The Keeper Once more. "Your wish is my command Night Mother."
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Cicero V., Louise
Salvation in Shadow by odev reviews
In a world where twisting the very fabric of space and time is commonplace, Harry Potter is considered something extraordinary. Yet when he finally arrives at Hogwarts after being missing for seven years, no one can quite figure out what kind of person he is. Himself included. Darkish themes, no slash, no pairings, some lemons mixed in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,193 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P.
My Pound of Ass by The Shamrock Sage reviews
The world hasn't been kind to Jiraiya. He's been beaten, battered, and blown up more times than he can count; and now because of foul play he's been suckered into becoming the Hokage. Livid that he now has to spend his twilight years doing paperwork instead of "research" our beloved Toad Sage decides to collect the pound of flesh owed to him. Explicit Content. Jiraiya/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Sakura H., Hinata H., Jiraiya]
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Hollow by Bebus reviews
And in this land, the undead are corralled and led to the North, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world...
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Deprived
So This Is How It Happened! by Team Dragon Star reviews
Minato had an awkward accident with Kushina. Left in a place of self-loathing, he calls to his sensei Jiraiya for help. The result would forever change the shinobi nations, for better or for worse...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
In Just Seven Days I Can Make You a Man by Velorien reviews
Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Year of the Cat by Velorien reviews
The challenge? To capture Yoruichi in her cat form before anyone else does. The time limit? 24 hours. The catch? Everyone's in on the competition, and some of them are willing to die - or kill - to win.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
The Court of Impure Souls by Velorien reviews
Kyōraku accepts a challenge to don a magically-enhanced disguise and seduce as many of the Thirteen Squads captains as he can in 24 hours. Crackfic-type wackiness ensues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Shunsui K. - Complete
Unexpected by Comet360 reviews
Expectations are funny things as the Wizarding world learns when introduced to a Harry that has inherited James' confidence and Lily's charm and a complete disregard to anything that doesn't affect him. Who cares about rocks and stuttering professors when they've got dragons and godfathers who didn't wait thirteen years to break out of prison to play with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,937 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P.
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
The Eye for an Eye by Nauro reviews
During the War, Alastor Moody had lost many things, yet, he always returned the favor twice. Mad-Eye Moody looses something important, and gains something truly vital. A closer look at the realities of the clashes between the Order and the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Alastor M. - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 293 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chains of Fate by GrumpyGrue reviews
This fic is abandoned like a baby seal. It is now clubbed over the head. YAY DEAD FIC! Kratos thinks OMG WTH BBQ when a portal takes him to a whack and foreign land. Did the nobles there just interrupt his exciting life in an attempt to make him a slave? Oh no they didn't! *z snap* These chumps are going to get PWNED.
Crossover - God of War & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012
Seduction by hitori.no.boku reviews
Naruto learned a bit more on his trip with Jiraiya than expected. It was all a game. And he never lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man Without Fear by Hardcore Heathen reviews
The Captains of Soul Society have their first meeting with Zaraki Kenpachi. It goes poorly. One-shot, Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2012 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Upsides to the Topside by Messere Fingers reviews
Prince Aeducan admires the finer things on the surface.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Aeducan, Morrigan - Complete
Den of Pleasure by Artful Doodler reviews
By day, Harry Potter is The Boy Who Lived, but by night, he's Adonis...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Wrong Dragon by Vanbor the Fire Mage reviews
Dragonborn see dragon. Dragonborn kill dragon. Someone should had told him it was the wrong type of dragon. one-shot
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 518 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Histrionic Personality Disorder by ncfan reviews
The Raikage's decided that Uzumaki Naruto is what you get when you take the worst qualities of children and add a God complex and histrionic personality disorder to the mix. Spoilers for 541. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2011 - A/Fourth Raikage, Naruto U. - Complete
The Crown of Mètis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Small Things by xghostwriter reviews
Never mess with a Rogue, especially when you set yourself up for a humorous retort. Necromancer/Flavie
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Flavie, Necromancer - Complete
Beg by Time To Make It Rain reviews
Ichigo likes it when she begs.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Naked by xghostwriter reviews
"It's about your bone minions," the young woman spoke clearly - just loud enough for the two of them to hear. "I want to know something very important about them." ::Hinted Flavie/Necromancer::
Diablo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Necromancer, Flavie - Complete
Helheim's Gate by Inquisitive Tea reviews
Something is wrong with Toothless. Hiccup will go to Hel and back to fix it. Told with a twist on Norse mythology. Special thanks to my beta reader, Backroads.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Not So Silent Night by The Karnstein reviews
The 'Silent Night' tale as told from Marv's thoughts.
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 414 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Ramen Budget by S.Warfield reviews
Six year old Naruto has his priorities straight: There is nothing in this world more important than his ramen budget. His guardian, Jiraiya, needs to be reminded of this fact every once in a while by hitting him where it hurts the most...in his pants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2901 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 4,083 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Champion by Parasol Waddle Dee reviews
Red challenges the Champion of the Pokemon League.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Red, Concordia/Helena - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
By the Hour, On the Hour by Sou7h reviews
Oneshot. A foolish, unsuspecting mercenary signs on with a young, Dark Hero and gets more than he bargained for.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale - Complete
Silence Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Shadow by Black-Raven3 reviews
Sam remembers a recent hunt. Two weeks spent in Mt. Rushmore being hunted by shadows and a man in a red coat. The only hunt to ever truly get to his dad. Hellsing/Supernatural.
Crossover - Hellsing & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Alucard, Sam W. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 319 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
Winter Knob by Big D on a Diet reviews
Harry Dresden had a plan to get the real truth when he went to question the Winter Lady about the Summer Knight's death. But with faeries, it's never quite that simple. One-shot, with sequel in the works.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
To Love in Vain by vlad the inhaler reviews
A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Lord of All He Surveys by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Dark Fic. Villain protagonist Naruto. Standing atop the monument of the Fourth, his gaze fell upon his village. “Lord of all you survey, Naruto?” she asked, reading his proprietary expression. "Not yet... but soon." **Naruto/fem.Sasuke**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Style by Loopy777 reviews
In the Western Air Temple, Sokka and Zuko have a friendly match to determine the better swordsman. Short story, combat description.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 370 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Bungee Jump by Maloran reviews
One-shot Harry was bored. Harry should never get bored, or things like this will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 528 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Hero's Betrayal: A Son's Redemption by silentmaster reviews
When a hero chooses the love for his son over the love of his village, how will he live with himself? How far will Naruto go to redeem his family name and his father's lost honor? Powerful Naruto pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 140 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Gray Skies Black by lnorganic Angel reviews
It's taken a fair amount of work, but Naruto finally feels ready to carve his name into history as an S-Rank missing-nin. Leaving Konoha with a light heart and a personal agenda, how far will his skill grow, and how sucessfully will he attain his goals?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Konan
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Master Nin by Hawk reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 573 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Never Let Me Down by Grey Goose 74 reviews
A fierce Love Triangle Nar X Ino , Nar X Saku. What happens when Ino realizes that she has feelings for Naruto and now has to deal with her own feelings for Konoha's number one unpredictable ninja and the jealousy of her best friend Sakura. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,939 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 3,749 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Revenge by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Ryuk's point of view from when light dies.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 519 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kitsune and Vixens by Mrriddler reviews
Postanime An adult Hinata makes a shocking discovery regarding her estranged sister and one of her closest friends. Nothing will ever be the same in Konoha. Yuri lemon. Narutoharem later. READ warning inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Veela Involved Series of Unfortunate Events by Shezza reviews
Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Toys by Misa The Lolicon Lolita reviews
Kin and Tayuya were rarely gentle with each other... [Kin x Tayuya] WARNING: BDSM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Kin T., Tayuya - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Duty Calls by NoWhere ManX reviews
It seems Naruto again is summoned to the Hokage's home for a late night rendezvous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Bird Tongue by Sylvia Key reviews
Old Mrs. Cole has since retired from her post as matron of the orphanage where she worked in London...but one day, she receives a caller, someone looking to dredge up a buried past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
‘Dirty’ Politics and Paparazzi Cut Version by Mrriddler reviews
Post Voldemort. Harrycentric oneshot. A dirty trap is set for one sneaky reporter. Add in a touch of political hilaritystupidity and smut and voila. Scheming, political, rich, playboy Harry. HarrySusanDaphne, implied HarryFleur, HarryGabrielle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 387 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Attention Seeker by Helaros reviews
Harry tells Dumbledore why. Post-war, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete