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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1991943, Profile Updated: 02-17-14
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Gundam Wing/AC.

Hi, guys and gals

Green eyed Tom Felton aka Draco Malfoy is Absolutely droolworthy!

I am currently on hiatus

I love the Harry Potter series and Gundam Wing; the latter have the cutest guys. I am obsessed with Harry, Malfoys and Gundam Wing boys. I hate stalker Relena and I watched the whole first season; I don't know how Heero puts up with her. I don't agree with JKR on some points which could have been better like Ginny being Harry's wife; absolutely not. Personally I think that Fanfiction is one of the best things to read after finishing the actual novels. I adore the crossovers; Gundam wing/Harry potter is one of my favorites.

I read a lot of fanfiction but like a very tiny percentage. Hermione is treated even worse than Harry by the lot of fanfic writers and while I dislike Ginny I wouldn't wish the forced scenarios for either Harry/ Hermione; It makes me to wish to kill them in my stories than fall into such traps. Instead of writing multiple flames to a lot of writers I simply write at my own page.

Things I hate in Harry Potter fanfiction:

Fem!Harry: No, I don't hate him being portrayed as a female; I what I hate is that the moment he turns into a female, he becomes STUPID and Helpless (and I thought that cannon Harry was thick). Too much crying, stalking, leering, shopping and makeup talk in them to take them seriously. Acting like a girl must be difficult for a male turned into female.

Forced unions are not romantic: That is why arranged marriages were abolished in the first place. There is no such thing as single mate in animal/ creature world normally. The females/ submissives choose from a lot of available mates not the other way around. I mostly hate veela, forced marriage, marriage law, slave stories as the protagonists hardly have a choice. They are often raped and trapped for eternity in a marriage with no recourse to escape their fate. Magic may be wonderful but I hardly believe that any binding or bonding could not be undone with a choice or a price mostly because one party was unwilling in the original binding.

I don't like fics where Weasleys are treated as dirt for being poor. Ron Weasley is so despised for being less than content with his second hand possessions and a little jealous bouts. GUESS WHAT! Every child/ teenager throws tantrums/ fights with their friends. Its called being normal. The majority of writers forget that it was him Ron Weasley, who sacrificed himself so that Harry could go on to rescue the stone in first year; he rescued Harry from starvation in his second year and gave him a family.

I may not like Ginny but I sure as hell understand Ron not being able to afford materialistic joys of life (belonging to a big family myself). gotta have more sweets and less coffee!

I do like reviews and good feedback is appreciated. Bad feedback/ flames makes me want to do better.

Doodles and smirks.

Something I found on the internet; sounded fantastic. It made me consider writing Mpreg.

'The reason men have nipples is because their lactiferous ducts develop before testosterone enters the fetal picture. (Yes, we all start as females.) Men also possess a “leftover” uterus. It hangs off the prostate gland. We have a lot of useless body parts leftover from previous adventures in evolution. Wisdom teeth, the coccyx, the appendix, and in fact, body hair are all unnecessary remnants of our evolutionary past.'

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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13230 - Favs: 6,327 - Follows: 5,249 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 9/4/2005
Elizabeth and the Hiding Gentleman by ColinEhle reviews
Hiding under a table was not the ideal way to meet someone, definitely not someone with a face that impressed itself on Darcy's mind. And escaping from Caroline Bingley was definitely not the ideal way to meet the same lady again. Elizabeth had never come to the rescue of a gentleman before, her curiosity and interest in human nature brings her to study the Hiding Gentleman.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 4/1/2020 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Twisted Spells by baby-kitsune9 reviews
harry was in a bind, he was captured by voldimort and was about to be killed. so his counterpart from another world stepped in to save him. can lily help harry beat the dark lord and save his friends. or are they doomed to fail? revamped and updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., OC
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 9,258 - Follows: 8,788 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 3,243 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Break Me Down by Wincesteriffic Kaz reviews
Sam wants to push Dean that last little step into truly owning him and has a plan. Dean/Sam 4th in the "BYC Verse"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Great Mistake by MadnessMantra reviews
On a whim, Sam brings back some DVDs from the French Mistake universe. Naturally, this has horrible consequences. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 5,423 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 8,031 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Bounty on a Hunter by Sameuspegasus reviews
How can a dead woman kill her husband? And why is his body lying on a picture of Dean Winchester? Set Season 5 of SPN, between Swap Meat and The Song remains the same. No specific time for Castle prior to end of S3 .
Crossover - Supernatural & Castle - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
The Plan by Jonsdottir reviews
Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Distract Me by Markroft Pie reviews
Sherlock and John at the pool, unsure what to do
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Don't Move to the Suburbs by Sameuspegasus reviews
Lisa Braeden's neighbour has always thought something was a little strange about Lisa's new boyfriend. His suspicions are confirmed when a guy in a trenchcoat leaves a hole in the house. AU post season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5617 - Favs: 12,994 - Follows: 1,750 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 762 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
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The Trouble with Veelas reviews
Draco selects Harry as his mate.Only Harry is nothing like the mask that he portrays normally.Add some Lucius in the mix. Sarcastic Harry. AU where his brother is mistaken BWL.Main HPDM, some HPLM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter tweets reviews
Harry Potter tweets; fun, anger, horror, jest and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P.
Cheating time, Unwilling fate reviews
Harry goes back in time after the war. His longing for his family lands him in far more trouble though. Slash HP/LM Chapter6 reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,531 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
A Brother Lost and Found reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries but Sirius died and Harry was injured. The war is over, and one of the Preventer Agents is Harry's half-brother by Family Reconstruction Act when Harry is sent off to Dursleys again. slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Harry P., Heero Y.
Means to an end reviews
Harry had been betrayed by none yet all. Time to take revenge on the people who treated him as a hero to be disposed off when his work was done.Grey Harry. Prince Harry.not sure about slash. no horcruxes exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Irrrevocable reviews
Harry is contracted to marry Draco.He isn't happy.Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and end of Manipulations reviews
Petunia realizes one thing. She and Dudley are Harry's only living blood relatives and they say blood is thicker than water.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Shades of existence reviews
Harry was betrayed by the Light and left at the mercy of the Malfoys.He chose to die rather than live as a Malfoy. Voldemort discovers the curse Harry used and races against time to save the life he once wanted to take. Blaise/Harry Slash. Torture/Suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Gaining control reviews
Jasper learns that opposite of a singer helps in his control. Initial Edward/Bella later Jasper/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jasper, Bella
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