Author has written 20 stories for Fairly OddParents, Pearls Before Swine, Warriors, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Phineas and Ferb, Rise of the Guardians, and Doctor Who.
Basic Description: I love all kinds of fanfiction (mostly kid-friendly). Disney, DreamWorks, and Nickelodeon fics are my strong suits (Disney Channel and Cartoon Network included as well as many novels of fiction, mainly fantasy). I prefer reading fanfics that are rated K-T. I don't read anything with obsceneity, swearing (will read minimal), and gore (again, minimal).
I'm normally on fanfiction quite often, always looking for updates, new chapters, as well as updating my own stories. I try to update atleast once a week. I'm also a Beta Reader. And I'm a sucker for fluff stories. I also love constructive criticism.
Stories in Progress
The Blaidd Drwg Uprising
Wibbly Wobbly One-Shots
Reapers Realm (rewrite) (*UP FOR ADOPTION*)
The Taming Of The Street Kid
The Rival Trap
Love Struck Sam
Nobody Remembers A Street Kid
Warriors: The Pure One: Spottednose
Tammy and Tommy
Red Dawn (Deleted) (was a "Twilight" fanfiction)
The Time Given To Use
Warriors: The Pure One: Spottedstar (Deleted) (was a "Warriors" fanfiction)
Back To Normal
The War Of The Fairy Worlds (Deleted) (was a "Fairly Odd Parents" fanfiction) (was the sequel to my story "Tammy and Tommy")
Winner Take All
With These One Shots
An Oath (Originally called "To Be a Guardian", "Don't Leave", and "Doing My Job")
The Bond (Originally called "Brothers")
The Review Revolution...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can sock them in the face with my ready-made fist and say "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. And when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.