PleasantlyWeird
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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1992127, Profile Updated: 09-26-10
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, X-Files, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, True Blood, Warrior, 2011, and Lawless.

I'm a 36 year old Mother of three. I am a lifelong, dyed in the wool fan of the fang. I remember watching Christopher Lee as Dracula and crying when they ended his glorious undead beauty. I was like 6 or something. I rooted for the vamps in Salems lot people. You'd be hard pressed to name a vampire related movie I haven't seen!

I'm a total Twi-tard and most recently I have started putting myself into debt by purchasing anything True Blood related. Hot Topic owns my soul. I am a nursing professional as well as a full time mom and all that job entails, so no, I don't sleep. That's why you get updates at 3 and 4 in the morning. People in the local Wal-mart actually know me as "that vampire chick" simply for the fact that I'm always in a Twilight or True Blood shirt. Edward Cullen is my nice vamp, but Eric Northman is really the one I want. Alexander Skarsgard is the finest specimen of a man I have ever seen. I watch his short role in Zoolander religiously and I just shelled out 40.00 for Generation Kill on DVD. He better be in it A LOT! So, if you read, please review. And be warned that if it's a story that has the ancient viking in it, it's gonna be graphic and hot!

My LiveJournal account where I am moving my more graphic fanfiction : http://pleasantlyweirddotlivejournaldotcom/

Also look for my True Blood/ SVM fanfics on : http://wwwdotericnorthmandotnet/fanfic/stories

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Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.)
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 294,580 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Valhalla by duffie83 reviews
Sookie faces a startling new destiny. Set before Dead and Gone, book and show spoilers, departs canon. Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,957 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Creature of the Night by VampLover1 reviews
CONTEST FINALIST: A dark and spooky one-shot for the "Eric and his Great Pumpkin" Halloween contest. A lonely young woman and a mysterious stranger share a strange connection, but is he real or a creature of the night? AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Come As You Aren't by GimmeSomeIcefang reviews
Pam throws a Halloween bash to improve Sookie's mood after the Fae war, and enlists Amelia for magical reinforcements. A collaboration full of lemons and laughs for the Eric and His Great Pumpkin Contest. You don't need to ask about the rating, right?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stranger than Fiction by VampLover1 reviews
A bored NJ housewife gets a little more excitement than she planned for when a certain fictional Viking makes a house call. Fluffy fantasy. Come read and have some fun! Spoilers for all 9 books. Rated M for "Jersey language". AU but with canon Eric.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Eric - Complete
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Every Purpose Under Heaven reviews
Tommy has a long road to healing after Sparta. Maybe his redemption comes from helping someone else redeem themselves. Tommy/OC
Warrior, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Tommy C., Brendan C., Paddy C.
Dead Still reviews
Sookie Flees Bon Temps after Eric marries the Queen of Oklahoma, swearing off supes and vampires for good.She soon meets some pure country, back woods, good old boy vampires and become enmeshed in the world she'd hoped to escape. But you should never count the Viking out... Future lemons, you know me. Not strictly Eric and Sookie!
Crossover - True Blood & Lawless - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,359 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sookie S., Eric N., Forrest, Jack
Now That's What I Call An AfterParty reviews
Takes place after the orgy in book 2 Living Dead In Dallas Alternate ending from my own sick and twisted mind. For Mature audiences only because it's gonna get hotter that Satan's balls in here.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 72 - Words: 117,042 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Wishes reviews
A companion story to "Now That's What I Call An After Party!" Sookie finds herself angry, depressed and pondering about granting a wish for her beloved Eric. Will she make his wish come true or will the consequences of granting it be too great of a risk?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,707 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
True Twilight reviews
Sookie finds it impossible to stay in Bon Temps after discovering Bill's betrayal. She makes a clean break and heads out to the west coast, ending up in a small town called, you guessed it, Forks. M for language and possible lemons
Crossover - Twilight & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011
Christmas Wishing In Bon Temps reviews
My entry for the Sookieverse Weekly One Shot Challenge, Week 38. Sookie has one wish that has never come true. Can Eric Northman figure out what it is in time to prove to Sookie that they are meant to be together? Rated M for some language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
A Life Worth Living reviews
What if someone gave you a second chance to take another path? To be young all over again? Would you take it or would you go silently into the afterlife to be with the one you loved before? I don't own these characters but I love them so! Don't sue me SM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,562 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Damn Faeries! reviews
Sookie's got the blues, and Niall sends some extended family to help her out of her slump. Rated M for a lemony good time! A one shot story to help me get back in the groove. Threesome anyone?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alcide, Eric - Complete
Like Honey reviews
Sookie's been thinking about Bill and Eric, and the differences between them. In naughty terms that is....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dare To Dream reviews
My entry for the Sookieverse Weekly One Shot Challenge for Week #28.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Forever Hers reviews
One shot companion to "Forever Yours". It's Eric's POV with some twists and turns that you didn't glean from Sookie in "Forever Yours." Very lemony. Much more than the first part!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Forever Yours reviews
My 2nd Submission for the Erics Great Pumpkin one shot contest. It's lemony, graphic goodness. It's Halloween and Sookie gets some long awaited answers. Or does she? HMMMMMMM
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Recipe For Vanilla Pudding reviews
This is a chapter from En Skapares Tårar, but I thought it also made a really good stand alone one-shot. It's my idea of how Sarah Newlin came to be the way she is. M for mature themes and some language. Please review! and read En Skapares Tårar!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sarah - Complete
The Red Envelope reviews
Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest Title: The Red Envelope Your Pen name:PleasantlyWeird Characters: Eric & Sookie. Disclaimer:I don't own these characters, I break them out of Charlaine's Brilliant World and make them do naughty things.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Mysterious Bella Swan reviews
Alternate Storyline. All same characters, what if Bella was the broody, secretive vampire and Edward was the shiny new toy at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Familiarity reviews
Mulder and Scully get called to Forks, Washington to investigate the mysterious death of Waylon Forge.
Crossover - X-Files & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - F. Mulder, Edward
Her Visitor reviews
Bella has a late night visitor. He does not come in peace.....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
I Guess That Explains The Smell reviews
A twibble contest entry I wrote. Had to be 250 words or less and contain the Alice quote "Well I guess that explains the smell."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete