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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1992225, Profile Updated: 05-25-10
Author has written 12 stories for Wicked, Life on Mars, Torchwood, Enchanted, Doctor Who, and Being Human.

Bonjourno!

Well, I guess it's time for a proper profile page, rather than an accumulation of random bits and bobs. Also, I thought I'd shorten it for general ease of reading! So, for starters, I guess you could say that I'm a self-confessed geek of anything sci-fi, musical or Disney related - a strange combination I know, but hey, it works for me!

Some of my favourite TV shows include: Torchwood (Jack & Ianto all the way!), Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Glee, Smallville (Clark and LOIS, not LANA!), Special Unit 2, Ugly Betty, Being Human, Life on Mars & Ashes to Ashes.

My favourite film of all time is Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, with Enchanted being close runner up!

And for any other info, please visit me on:

http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/users/6159

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur11276660/boards/profile/

http://pirate-moose.livejournal.com/

http://twitter.com/pirate_moose

Please feel free to leave comments and reviews, or even send a PM - any advice & feedback is greatly appreciated!

Thank you!

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Coming soon to a computer screen near you...

A TORCHWOOD CAROL - A Torchwood spin on the classic novel A Christmas Carol. Jack refuses to return to earth following the events of COE. Can some familiar-faced ghosts help to change his mind? (In progress)

A PAIN IN THE SIDE - Torchwood, no surprises there then! ;) (In progress)

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Ok, so I guess it did turn out to be a random accumulation of stuff afterall! Ah well, thanks for reading anyway!

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile biggrin

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Torchwood Inbox by Flawed Heroine reviews
What's in the Torchwood team's inboxes? Just a bit of fun, emails coinciding with each episode. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Torchwood.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Torchwood Face Book by TWIantoJones reviews
Ianto makes the mistake of setting up Face Book page and inviting the others to be his friends. Well, it wasn't a mistake until Jack got in on the fun...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Under Your Skin by GhostlyBob reviews
An alien object has an interesting effect on Ianto and Gwen, causing them to see the world from each others perspective. Not an average bodyswap story, it wont be a quiet ride for either of them.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,666 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009
Gravitational Potential by Galadriel1010 reviews
Jack is a broken man when the Doctor finds him again, and only one thing will help him heal. Of course, nothing in Jack's life is ever as easy or as benevolent as it seems.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,052 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
There's No Place like Home by Redpanda14 reviews
Co-written with blucougar57: Jack awakens to find himself in a strange land named Oz after being taken by the Rift. Is it all a dream? Or something far worse. This contains aspects of Gwen-bashing, don't like, don't read. Crack!fic, Eventual Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Extraordinarily Ordinary by CSIGeekFan reviews
Summary: Ianto explains in no uncertain terms how ‘ordinary’ he is. Spoilers: Through CoE. One shot.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
10 Songs Ianto Jones Never Wants To Hear Again by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which ABBA, The Wombles and The Charleston amongst other things cause Ianto to despair. Featuring: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh and a cameo by PC Andy. Slightly crackish. One swearword.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Pan Peter by MakeLoveNotSense reviews
A life in fragments.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Bovinophobia by Erin Giles reviews
Every person on the planet has an irrational fear of something. Even people who save the world on a regular basis. Bovinophobia - a fear of cows.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
COE Alternate Ending: Gwen by Hayley-Saxon-xx reviews
Jack takes Gwen to Thames House instead of Ianto. But will she survive? This is my first Fanfic please be kind. Last Chapter up now!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Silence by Just Gabz reviews
A Challenge from Sushi Chi. Jack Loses his voice!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
COE: Amendum by SoLeo reviews
This is my way of denying everything! Jack gets a second chance and he doesn't hesitate, well, maybe a little.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Hair by WishingWell44 reviews
Ianto Jones wakes up to find himself in a hair-raising situation. Please excuse the pun, because I know it is cheesy... OneShot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Web of Fear by Loopstagirl reviews
When an evil sorcerer returns for revenge on Merlin, will Arthur be able to save him or is he walking into a trap? Who will rescue the rescuer?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,417 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bourbon Biscuits and Apple Crumble by chaletian reviews
Food plays an important part in their household.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - George S., J. Mitchell
Chocolate Covered Welshman by Just Gabz reviews
Rather Early Easter Fic but I couldn't resist. Janto Obviously
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Five Times Jack & Ianto Tried To Go On A Date by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which an evil puppy tries to take over the world, three-fifths of Team Torchwood get kidnapped and the Weevils reveal an unexpected food preference. Jack/Ianto, Team Torchwood, plus two special guest appearances. Edited: 27/08/09
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
That’s the trouble with Sci Fi by PinkFairy727 reviews
Why Jack shouldn't be allowed to watch Star Wars. Written for the Jantolution Fluff Ewok challenge
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
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Bon Appétit reviews
It's been a slow day in the office. Ianto is bored.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Ianto J., Gwen C.
A Pain in the Side reviews
Gwen Cooper isn't feeling very well yet, still determined to prove her place within the team, she heads out to investigate a weevil sighting. However, what happens when things take a turn for the worse and she's all alone…?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Gwen C. - Complete
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot reviews
It's a very hot day in the Hub, and Jack and Gwen are fighting over the fan. Ianto decides enough is enough! Drabble. Only rated 'T' because it's Torchwood. Enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Decisions, Decisions reviews
George is being his usual fussy self and is trying to get things organised for Nina's visit. He has an important decision to make and needs Mitchell's opinion. The vampire, however, is rather reluctant to co-operate... : One-shot.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
Grounded reviews
Jack and the Team become stranded at an Italian airport when a volcanic eruption disrupts the flights. What could they possibly get up to in the meantime...? Includes Owen and Tosh. Rated T. Janto pairing. Reviews much appreciated! Enjoy :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Who Wars reviews
A Doctor Who/Star Wars mash-up. The Doctor receives a cryptic clue from a – seemingly familiar – floating head, which leads him on an adventure he may, or may not, want to forget… This is more of a parody than serious story... you'll see why! ; Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Breakout reviews
A one-shot based on a line from TW novel Trace Memories by David Llewellyn. Unfortunately, I don't own Torchwood... or Queen. Please R&R. :
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Human Beans reviews
Torchwood’s resident coffee-boy gets more than he bargained for during an impromptu trip to Cardiff’s newest coffee shop...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Memories reviews
Ianto Jones wakes up in hospital with no memory of how he got there. Who are the Agniton? What do they want with Jack? It’s up to Torchwood to find out and prevent any more deaths occurring… Janto pairing. Pre-COE. Rated T for the usual Torchwood antics!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
I'm Not That Girl reviews
A Nancy one-shot: her thoughts and emotions on seeing Giselle at the Ball. Based on the lyrics from Wicked's 'I'm Not That Girl'. Enjoy! x
Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Nancy T. - Complete
Hyde 2612 reviews
One-shot - Sam's reflection on life in 1973, with lyrics from David Bowie's song. Mentions the rest of the team, as well as Alex Drake. Please read & review!
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Popular reviews
A one-shot crossover based in the Torchwood Hub, using lyrics from Wicked's 'Popular' - it will make sense when you read it, honest! Jack & Ianto pairing, but mentions the rest of the team. Enjoy!
Crossover - Wicked & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete