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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I changed my username from snowedvixen to awesomelycoolwolfgirl because of...reasons...

Hello people of earth!! Welcome to my Profile!! I really love Twilight, so obviously i write stories for Twilight, duh. I have two stories up so far so please check them out and R&R. Please email me and give me comments, suggestions, ideas for/about my stories. Also, all those people who dare talk to me please call me Wolfy, It makes me feel special!! I do love to get emails especially when they are about how cool my stories are. SM still owns Twilight, but i own my characters.

Peace OUT

-Wolfy


Hey Yall! Do you guys like riddles?? No?? Well that's too bad! So here is a riddle I got from my brother, PM me for the answer:

So there are 3 very small rooms with nothing in them but the following:

In the first room, there are exactly 10,000 live poisonous rattle snakes.

In the second room there are a bunch of hungry alligators and crocidiles.

In the third room, there are lots of hungry lions that haven't eaten in a year.

Which room would you enter?? Again, PM me for the right answer.


I have an imaginary friend named Bob. I have an imaginary friend named Phil. Bob is in time out right now -glares at Bob- because he almost killed Phil with a plastic spoon. BAD BOB!

A pic of Phil and Bob: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=e0n88w&s=3

A pic of Phil and Bob at the beach = : http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2hxle8w&s=3


Team Jacob!! But I sorta have a thing for Jasper... But WEREWOLVES ARE STILL THE BESTEST!!

A Quote to Live By:

"Life sucks, then you die."

-Jacob Black


ME, MYSELF AND I

About Me:

Name: Emma, although I preffered to be called Wolfy =D

Age: I'll give you a hint, 11-15

Siblings: Twin brother and little sister

Things I can't live without: The Twilight Saga, my laptop, my pets, Family, Friends, shall I go on??

Currently: I have a life. Keyword - Currently

Favorites:

Food: Cream Cheese (don't ask) - Sport: Basketball and Horsebackriding - Color: Green and Blue - Animal: It would be a tie between all of them. Season: Fall or Winter, I like cold weather - Twilight Characters: Jacob, Jasper (duh), Alice, Emmett, Seth, and sometimes Bella, it depends on my mood.

Other:

Hobbies- reading, writing, playing outdoors, hanging with friends

My pets - My two dogs, My bunny, My stupid guppys and my beta fish

My favorite book/series - the twilight saga, duh, where have you been?


MY VERSION OF WOULD YOU RATHER/TWILIGHT DEBATE

freind of mine- would you rather want to become a werewolf (genetically), or be bitten by a vampire and have to go through the pain?

me- uhhh... why should i have to tell you?

freind of mine- if you had to become a vampire, would you rather want to be able to see the future or read minds?

me- ummm... have you ever heard of 'person space?'

freind of mine- if there was a building on fire, and you could only save Jacob or Seth, who would you pick?

me- are you listening to me?

friend of mine- if you placed an eagle feather on an average kitchen fan, what is the estimated time it would take for it to fall six feet in mid-air?

me- what the heck does that have to do about anything?!

friend of mine- Hi, this is Baskin Robins! If you can name all 31 flavors of our ice-cream in the next 31 seconds, you'll recieve a gift certificat for free ice-cream for the next 31 years!! Ready?? Set?? Go!!

me- I give up

ONCE UPON A TIME...

ONCE UPON A TIME... I was sleeping in my bed when I heard shallow breathing. I slowly rolled over on my side to see what was causing this noise. There, laying in my bed next too me was a hot vampire. I'm pretty sure his name was Edward because he was wearing a nametag that said 'Hi! My name is...Edward' I jumped out of my bed and ran outside into my front lawn shreiking, "DON'T EAT ME!!" Then I saw a swift movement out of the corner of my I and whirled around. There was a HUGE russet red-brown wolf standing on the border of the thin woods by my house. I was also pretty shure the wolf's name was Jacob because he was wearing a nametag too. I bolted over to Jacob and climbed onto his back. "ONWARD JACOB!!" I yelled. We started to ride into the dusk when we could feel Edward right on our tail. Suddenly a meteor fell from the sky in blue flames and hit Eddie on the head. He burst into flames and died. Jacob and I got married, honey-mooned in Atlantis, and had three kids; Marley, Lassie, and Yeller.

AND WE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

THE END

Emmett's the Strongest,

Rosalie's the Prettiest,

Bella's the Clumsiest,

Edward's the Smoothest,

Alice's the Quirkiest,

But only Jasper can sit in the corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.


Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I can beat my brother at arm wrestling, and I'm proud of it.


Dear Team Edward,

We don't care that you can sparkle and glitter. We like boys that can keep us warm at night. Bite our werewolf lovin asses.

Sincerly,

Team Jacob

Post this on your profile if you are Team Jacob, Seth, ect.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE A PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know


BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD, GRAMS, AND GRANDPA!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: Go up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.


I DO TO HAVE A LIFE. YOU'RE JUST TO UNNOBSERVANT TO NOTICE.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone into a rant about crack, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbir the friggin Trix, copy and past this inot your profile.

If you hear voices of the twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you think Jacob Black deserves you, copy this TWICE into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black deserves you, copy this TWICE into your profile.

If you wish Stephenie would publish Midnight Sun NOW because it would totally help you write something in Edward's POV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you compulsivly edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to cry when you see punctuation marks abused and can't edit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

If you at least love Jasper, Emmett, Jacob, and mabe even Carlisle, copy this into your profile.

If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you would make a better Bella than Kristen Stewart, copy this into your profile.

If you plan on going to the midnight showing of the movie New Moon when it comes out with all of your girlfriends so you can throw popcorn at the screen because they ruined your movie, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

if you have ever wanted to take Jacob and lock him up in your closet, copy this into your profile until the desire leaves you.

nope still want to... this could go on for ages...

If you think someone should kill Robert Pattinson for the good of humankind so someone better looking can play Edward in twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love twilight and discuss it daily, copy and paste this into your profile.


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

rEAD, rEAD, rEAD!!

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and
set about nailing it to a post on the edge of
his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the
post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked
down into the eyes of a little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your
puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat
off the back of his neck, "These puppies come
from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then
reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a
handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take
a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out
a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain
link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the
dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy
noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably
smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat
awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward
the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the
runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,
"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able
to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,
reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his
trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down
both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made
shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,
I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone
who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and
picked up the little pup.

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"
answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

The world is full of people who need someone who
understands.

98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"

The Things I learned from Twilight...

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. (Not nessecarily...I think they're hot)
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche.
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the trinity God the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

The costumes for chapter 9 of AIM starring the Cullens:

Jacob’s outfit for Ch. 9 http://www.completelybonkers.co.uk/images/16981xl.jpg

Emmett’s outfit for Ch. 9http://media.trendmill.com/static/309/hippie_costume.jpg

Edward’s outfit for Ch. 9http://blog.costumesupercenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/elvis-r56238.jpg

Jasper’s outfit for Ch. 9 http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-santa-imp-red.jpg

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AIM starring the Cullens reviews
The following entree is what happens when the Cullens discover the use of AIM...humor, humor, and awkwardness... R&R Please! A/N: This is an in-progress story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Emmett, Alice
An Interesting Dinner with Emmett reviews
Emmett and the rest of the Cullens go to Bella's house for dinner one night, and Emmett makes up crazy excuses to keep from eating food. Set in the time right after Eclipse, in Bella's POV. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
An Interesting School Day with Emmett reviews
SEQUEL TO 'AN INTERESTING DINNER WITH EMMETT'. Emmett goes to schooll and makes up crazy and obnoxious excuses for his missing assignments. There is also some...other charcaters that I added. Hope you like! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Life Happens reviews
When Alice has a vision of a new creature in the woods, jacob and seth investigate. when the new immortal is put into the cullens and werewolves lifes, what will happen? this new creature also warns about a danger lurking at the bottom of the ocean.......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Jacob, Seth