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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1992324, Profile Updated: 07-27-11
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Shapeshifter's War, and Twilight.

Welcome, welcome Hogwarts! Welcome hotties, nerds, and tools.


Hey people! Thank you for visiting my profile. Though for now I have only a few one-shots, a short story, and two incomplete stories, I hope to achieve those long, glorious lists some authors are famous for. Answer my poll, read my stories, and come again! (all stories, for future reference, have the R & R policy, and I do not get money for this. Also, I'm very picky about what I put on my Favorite list. If it's there, it's because I consider it extraordinary and I basically just love it. Favorite Author is a title reached when I consider all of that author's stories extraordinary.)

As of 8/06/10, I am one of the four founders of Fanfictioners Against World Hunger, which entails donating free rice through Free Rice dot com. It's a fun and easy way to help the world and improve yourself...

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Luna Lovegood by far outstrips all other characters of all the chronicles of Harry Potter. Although she only appears in the last three books, her awesomosity cannot be denied. She can see through Polyjuice disguises ("oh, just your expression"), is open-minded to new ideas, feels completely comfortable with herself and can face reality with ease, is loyal to her friends and family, and is finally very direct and determined.

Before she came along in Book 5, it was Hermione Granger, but in Luna I have found everything that was lacking in Hermione, among their shared traits. On a related note, I don't appreciate Ron-bashing (a. k. a. portraying him as a cruel, utterly stupid, irresponsible, abusive demon). Or unreasonable Snape-bashing, actually. He's sacrificed a lot, and after DH should not be portrayed as an entirely evil character. He is flawed, but he has blinding determination, strength, and ingenuity.

My best friend calls me a read-aholic. It's most likely true.

I don't like the term bookworm. Worms are little annelids (gah leeches) or flatworms (gah tapeworms) or roundworms (um...). Their invertebrate bodies are small and hated by many, except the earthworm, who is loved by Professor Sprout, my next door neighbor, biology teachers, and many other people. Worm can be used as an insult, like "you little worm" or something. I mean, why can't it be book-dragon, or book-butterfly, or book-blob? And thank you Raggedygal for suggesting bookwyrm.

Okay, I won't harp on about terminology anymore.

What else is there to say? I breathe through my nose whenever possible... I eat breakfast regularly, and all my other meals too... I sleep as much as my alarm clock will allow me... My heart beats whenever it wants too.

Oh yeah, and my bug bites are itchy! dhdfwevgekfs! Random spasmodic outbursts can be expected.

Hmm... I recently discovered A Very Potter Musical (and A Very Potter Sequel!). It is... totally awesome. It's different as can be from the movie. You have just got to get back to Hogwarts and spend a little time by youtube and Starkidpotter. All the random quotes are from it. Also, HP-Lexicon is really cool. There are four essays on it that I really like, entitled Ginny Weasley, Why?, Harry Potter's Astrological Birth Chart, Ginny Weasley: A Gryffindor and a Match for Harry, and Dumbledore viviens Snapeque bonamicus. (Note added 5-1-10: Legally Blonde the Musical is fantastic as well, though completely unrelated to Harry Potter)


When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers... and Jane Austen novels.


I'm AM writing a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover now; even though I despise Twilight, I had a nap and dreamed this idea for it... It was like it was prophetic... Have you ever noticed that sometimes you have different kinds of dreams from the position you sleep in? I once planned out a commercial for one of those hand held Global Positioning Systems, in the same position that I had dreams about the crossover. I think I should dub that the creative position. I also have a stressful position and a deep position. Anyway, that fic isn't really my top priority right now. First and foremost in my mind is the Draco Diaries (sorry about the wait, but I seem to have misplaced my HBP book). UPDATE from 03-15-10: Two edits: One, I'm pretty crazy about Favorite write now, so TDD isn't quite as foremost. Also, I have had ANOTHER FANFIC PLAN DREAM! It's totally awesome and Bourne-style (or at least it was in my dream) but I am forbidding myself from starting it until I finish TDD. So I have lots of options for to write next! There's Tell Me a Story, the Hedwig one I've planning for ever, and then this! Awesome, right?

Breaking out into the dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-duuun-dun Six Flags commercial dance (Venga bus!) is also perfectly normal

I think.

My bug bites are no longer itchy. Although one of them is oozing pus. I should do something about that...


You can try to break me down, but sorry, guys, I'm sticking around!


Hello. It's February 2nd, 2010! I've decided that I want to make a more organized and detailed profile.

First of all, about my fanfics: (#= amount of chapters / c= complete / w= writing or working on it right now / order= no order anymore...)

67w. The Draco Diaries: Ah, yes. A comprehensive and completely canon account of seven years at Hogwarts from the lovely Draco Malfoy. The entries range from jovial to dark as this dynamic character is caught in the delicately spun plot that Joanne K. Rowling has created for him. Perhaps the skeleton is hers, but now this steadily updated tale of mine has fleshed out a boy, a lovable but terribly flawed character. Through his diary, you learn to appreciate his entire being and take the bad with the human. Now on the last book! Goal for completion is basically as soon as humanly possible!

92w. Drastic Drabbles: The Canon Romance: My first set of drabbles ever, and they mostly take place in the future of the characters. I got the "Drastic" part of the title from Draco and Astoria, because they are one of those canon romances that really have nothing for them except that Jo said so. The only other ones that comes to mind are Luna and Rolf, and Neville and Hannah. As of 8/12/10, I have branched out to include even such non-Weasley clan pairings... As of 2/19/11, there are 18 different canon pairings represented. Currently, most of them involve romance, though I have joined a gen drabble competition and include those drabbles in this collection.

1c. Reflections: My first one-shot ever, it's very simple and sweet. Dramione fluff, a little Loonynameless style plucked on. Also the only story that's not strictly IC and canon.

1c. Choices: Mmm. I'm proud of this one. It's very... insightful, you could say. Albus Potter is a character we know little about other than his nerves about being sorted. Why, Rowling has hardly given him a character at all! So I've written a little one-shot about his ride on the Hogwarts Express, ending with almost a bit of reader-interaction.

1c. An Essay: Usually in one-shots you cannot see the title of the chapter, so I'll tell you what this one is titled. "Inexcusably Odd." It describes Professor Vector's reaction, the essay in question, and the whole of the fanfic. Even by Loonynamelass standards, this is inexcusably odd, though I do love it, of course. You have been warned.

2w. Sensibly Sinister: Previously known as HighDefinition, this contains both of my most recent one-shots, but fairly short each. This is a first in a few things, but first "first" first, for once the phrase "high definition" (or "righteous and rich") isn't used anywhere in the fanfic. Next: Centers on a character that I haven't done much... well, any work on at all, but I did do my best to portray these delicate characters well... This was going to be just one one-shot, perhaps with a complementary one-shot about another theory I have about Tom's reasons, but only about Tom. Now, with some brainstorming about other evil people I could represent, I've decided to add on a few chapters. And maybe with a Pirates of the Caribbean cameo.

10c. Favorite: Rather than just leave James as a shallow trouble-maker like his twin uncle or his unfortunately deceased grandfather, I decided to make a different sort of interpretation. It's like the Draco Diaries in that I wanted to really explore the human character of these characters, rather than leave them at the description of a few adjectives. I actually devoted a lot of time to this one, and not giving the Draco Diaries as much attention as I should've. This is a new experience for me because the Draco Diaries is forced along by J. K. Rowling, but this story is entirely me, and I think it's my best writing yet. It's now complete!

5h. Tell Me a Story: The story in question will not continue for a while. Due to my fixation on the Draco Diaries and the above story, I will not be updating this one for a long time. My only non-Harry Potter story.

5c. Skipped: Please do not ignore the HG/RW part of this, and do not send me flames, because personal attacks are irrelevant, profanity is rude, and CAPS LOCK OVERLOAD is irritating. Thank you! I did add a chapter to make for a smoother transition, but I have also realized that fools will be fools no matter what I do.

So, there's a little guide beyond my little limited summaries/teasers. If you read them, please review them! Also, I now have a FictionPress account, wallfairy! I've dashed a few poems here and there, if you'd like to read them.


So I'm done. Yes. Enjoy your life, but enjoy my stories first! :P

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 113, Final Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 623,004 - Reviews: 27451 - Favs: 15,396 - Follows: 14,199 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice ... But what does it matter how it happens? Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14355 - Favs: 9,493 - Follows: 9,174 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Sunrise by NotAContrivance reviews
Post-Fall, Lizzie Bennet Diaries. When you're in love, you always think it's gonna last forever. ... Lydia misses George, even though she knows she shouldn't. She just... can't help it.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Lydia - Complete
All Desire in a Day by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco wants to know what would have happened if Harry had been Sorted into Slytherin. He wants to know more than may be quite good for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,281 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tumor by aoxomoxoa reviews
Could the greatest affection that Hermione Granger has never known really be all in her head? Another to file under E for Effed up. Abandoned for now I'm afraid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,319 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
You're an Idiot, Sirius Black by Squid7000 reviews
My 7th year to-do list: 1. Find a cure for cancer. 2. Avoid EX-best friend, Sirius Black, at ALL costs. 3. Survive. *cricket, cricket* Yeah, I should be so lucky. SB/OC **ABANDONED. To anyone who's stuck around or left a kind word - thank you so much. I'm so sorry.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,278 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sirius B., OC
His Angel by MuslimBarbie reviews
"If she chose you, her life would be simple, easy. With me, a happy ending seems impossible, but that's the beauty of it, Potter: our Hermione has always loved a good challenge." - Malfoy and Harry argue over who Hermione truly belongs with. - HHr, DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Prison of His Own Design by SwissMiss1 reviews
Snape awakens after the attack in the Shrieking Shack to find himself in Azkaban. One-shot. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mirage by Vampire-Badger reviews
Dudley Dursley and Harry Potter weren't always friends. That changed, though, when Dudley started showing signs of 'freakishness'. Forced to learn to depend on each other, can they handle Hogwarts? Especially when it turns out the BWL might be a squib? Permanent Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,233 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D.
A Capacity for Love by SwissMiss1 reviews
HBP spoilers. Set during HBP. Snape, as a Death Eater, is forced to attack Hermione. How will they deal with the consequences? Rating for situations and content. No fluff. Canon compliant. Not shippy, but mention of R/Hr. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,568 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Thousand Days of Innocence by cinnamon badge reviews
DracoGinny Draco Malfoy wasn't guilty of anything until no one could find him after the last battle... and to the Aurors, his absence spoke volumes about his culpability.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,850 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Red by Light Blue Walls reviews
Oliver discovers a red, lacy undergarment in his locker that he is quite certain is not his. The twins, on the other hand, think differently. One-shot. KBOW sort of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Fire in a Storm by Of Crimson Moonlight reviews
It's not the fear of having joy that tears Severus apart. It's the fear of losing it. A dying friend's wish is granted and a transformation spell takes place. Exchanging feathers for freedom, she is the last thing anyone expected to help him.Sev/Hed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Severus S., Hedwig
Russet Skin, Silver Fur by ravenclawfever reviews
After a strange transformation, Leah Clearwater never expected that the only person who could help her, was the only person who had broken her. Sam/Leah/Paul
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Leah, Paul - Complete
Drowning by words of magick reviews
James knew how to swim, but he was afraid of drowning. James II/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - James S. P., Lorcan S. - Complete
Perfectly Good Reasons NOT to Marry a Death Eater by TragicSlytherin reviews
A collection of random tales in no particular order about Lucius Malfoy's blunders as a husband and father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
The War of the Malfoys by cinnamon badge reviews
DracoGinny. Everyone can sense the tension between them. It is only a matter of time before they break.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen by ruby gillis reviews
Rhett Butler receives three mysterious visitors on Christmas eve...can any of them convince him to change his mind about Scarlett? An homage to A Christmas Carol. Not a companion piece to my other GWTW works.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,190 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
Christmas Hugs by Fresh Water Plimpy reviews
A small one-shot of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Set in first year. Comfort, nothing else. Written for the hoildays. Rating for one minor word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Body by DaisyMaeEvans reviews
Several people have things to say to Bellatrix...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dose of Your Own by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Muddy Reflections by becka reviews
Slash. Yet another "Harry is wrongly accused and sent to Azkaban" story, which picks up at the end of Book 4. Featuring a mildly psychotic Harry and his questionable relationship with a snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just Color Me Squib by FredandGeorgeWeasleyareMYKings reviews
The name's Hugo Weasley. Son of Ron and Hermione Weasley and quite possibly the only Weasley ever born without a shade of red atop their head. I also just so happen to be a Squib. Just smashing, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Hugo W., James S. P.
Amortentia by sleepy queens reviews
All Merope wanted was love, and she wasn’t too pleased with what she got instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Unfairness Of It All by StrawberryGreen reviews
When did Dumbledore make the entire Slytherin house angry and hurt? When he took their glory away from them. The end-of-year feast from Sorcerer's Stone, in Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Respect is Love: Astoria and Draco by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
We see Asteria just the once at the platform with Draco and Scorpius, with no mention of how she came to love and be loved by the most pitied/adored antagonist of all Potterverse. She was two years younger, virtually unknown to us...and what about Pansy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,007 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M.
The Benefits of Friendship by Foxieglove reviews
Gregory Goyle remembers Vincent Crabbe, both the good and the bad. Draco seeks forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Gregory G., Draco M. - Complete
The Five Rules for Being a Successful Bartender by LaneWinree51 reviews
The Marauders walk into a bar and engage in a competition to get the address of a pretty bartender.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
What Really Happened Nineteen Years Later by Punchbuggie reviews
And you thought the epilogue couldn't get any worse...A parody of Nineteen Years Later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mistress by JoeMerl reviews
Kreacher remembers his Mistress' life, from childhood until she became a screaming portrait on the wall of 12 Grimmauld Place. And he knows just who to blame for that, too. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sirius B., Walburga B., Kreacher - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Year 1: The Hallows of Hogwarts by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
The Order of Merlin series, Year 1. A Potter, Weasley, Malfoy and Longbottom begin an unlikely friendship at Hogwarts but the Hat sorts them into even more unlikely houses. Can friendship survive a magic mirror, a ghostly enemy and a sleeping draught?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,393 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Childhood Dreams by GWTW forever reviews
Warning: bad Summary ahead -- A one-shot exploring the relationship of Rhett and Scarlett as children, had they grown up together. Does not follow correct ages of characters in novel because that would be impossible. ENJOY!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008
Rationality by Tierfal reviews
A story of love, of lies, of betrayal, and, most of all, of unrepentant logic. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mathematics by Arsenic Allure reviews
One plus zero does not equal two. George tries to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2008 - George W. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Tomorrows for Scarlett O'Hara by lydia the eleventh reviews
Five different ways tomorrow and tomorrow and so forth could go for our Scarlett O'Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Literature by siriuslives394 reviews
Poor Remus only wants to read. Honest, he only wants to read! Sirius, however, is bored. As it is such, Remus reading is not an option. An all dialogue one shot. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gone With the Wind, Condensed by The Pixess reviews
A friend asked me to explain the plot of Gone With The Wind to her. Knowing that she would tune me out if I got into all the gritty details, I made this: a condensed version of the plot, humorstyle. No offense intended. Threatened if I didn't post!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quest for a Soul by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Seventh Year at Hogwarts. I attempt to stay relatively faithful to canon, and to keep everyone in character, while still having a unique plot of my own. RHr HG. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,418 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once More With Feeling by cinnamon badge reviews
[JamesLily] Lily Evans won't go out with James Potter, and she's told him so hundreds of times. But why won't he stop asking her out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dateless Wonders by cinnamon badge reviews
[GeorgeLuna] [threeshot] While Fred and Angelina fling themselves around the dance floor at the Yule Ball, George Weasley finds himself lonely and bored. Then he notices that he's not the only person there without a date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Into Dust by She's a Star reviews
When he takes her away, she is happy to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Narcissa M., Severus S.
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 259 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Friends by mosylu reviews
On November first, Hermione gets a surprise at breakfastpossibly the best surprise of her life. A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
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The Beginning of the End of the World reviews
Fenarae is in no hurry to be queen of the elves, responsible for the well-being of a species and betrothed to some rando she's never met. But that date is fast approaching, and it's her last chance to live her life for herself... whatever that means.
Shapeshifter's War - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014
Something Hermione Doesn't Know reviews
Hermione was the smartest witch in Hogwarts, but her new husband is about to learn that there's one subject she didn't pick up on. Fortunately for both of them, Ron is happy to teach her. A Christmas present for some friends, rated M for a reason! RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Drastic Drabbles: The Canon Romance reviews
My first set of drabbles ever, it'll probably cover all canon pairings. All of the Weasleys, sans Charlie, and their mates, Luna/Rolf, Draco/Asteria, and many more! Potentially neverending, but each drabble is in itself complete. Read and review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P.
Sensibly Sinister reviews
A one-shot series of villain analyses. Internal, somewhat sadistic. Tom, Lucius & Dolores. ...To Tom, the world has very specific problems, but he's more than happy to eradicate them. A perfect, sharp, subtle world is within his reach.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Draco Diaries reviews
The as of yet most completed journal of this character! Entering his entries, we find someone confused by doctrines instilled by parents, disappointment, fear, romance, and most of all, the real world. T for a few slightly suggestive moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 140,202 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Draco M.
Skipped reviews
It's the night of a wedding, but a few key characters are having doubts. HG/HP, predominantly HG/RW & follows canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's All in the Presentation reviews
A lot of concepts come to mind with the holidays, but most prominent and vital are these: love, giving, and renewal. Written as a present to a friend, this one-shot embodies all three for Draco Malfoy. Humor, romance, the works!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Favorite reviews
NewGen. James S. Potter's life isn't as perfect as it seems from that snapshot epilogue. What with juggling the pressures of puberty, siblings, & cliques, he simply can't fathom how he'll survive 3rd-year! Ch 1's a one-shot, but the rest is not. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - James S. P. - Complete
Tell Me a Story reviews
ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY. And Edward does tell Bella a story. One of his past. One of adventure. And one that you can discover as Bella does. Rated T for safety, though if you have read the entirety of HP and Twilight, you can definitely handle this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Xenophilius L., Edward
An Essay reviews
The tired Arithmancy professor was just grading exams when she found a jewel among the rocks. However, the more she read, the more she was convinced there was something sinister lurking under the surface. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Vector, Hermione G. - Complete
Choices reviews
The words of his father, uncle, and brother swam in his head. The Four Houses of Hogwarts have never been less or more clear to Albus Severus Potter during his first ride on the Hogwarts Express. New Generation one-shot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Reflections reviews
A bored but content mirror rests on the wall, waiting for someone to discover her once again. To her luck, not just one, but two find her wonders. DM/HG One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete