Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Two people use this account.
One of them is actually Alley Sajrob, (me), but the other one who shares it with me is named Potato.
I wrote A Fred and George Story! And a lot of other things which... were deleted.
Potato wrote First Impression, Unacceptable!, The Untold Story, and Tending to Him
We like Harry Potter.
And we hope you like our stories!
Also, TWILIGHT SUCKS!! (POTATO AGREES!!)
Haha, It's a pun, get it? Twilight... SUCKS? Cuz vampires...and they...suck....yeah.
If you disagree, go away. Just kidding, you can stay. I guess. It doesn't mean I like you though.
Also, Glee is the most amazing show in the world! I LOVE PUCK!! Don't you? You don't? Well then... get off of this page. It's reserved for Puck lovers only. With he exception of Potato, who shares this page and so I can't really kick her off of it...
Wanna know my favorite band? The All-American Rejects. They ROCK (haha, another pun)!! Tyson Ritter is amazingly attractive. I love him. He's mine. Not yours. YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!
Anyway, please read our stories... their pretty good... I believe.
Except the ones by Potato. Just kidding!
No, I really am.
Mine are better though.
And we just updated this so if u were here when Potato (I did not pick out this name) was Sajrob...I am now Potato. Okay. I'm leaving now.
Never mind I'm back. If you want to know anything else about whatever, you can PM either Alley or me.
Not me. Don't PM me.
Ugh...yes Alley they should PM if they have any questions or concerns etc...Yeesh. And...no i don't exactly "hate" twilight and I don't exactly "love" puck...but ur stuck with me anyways...
Such a silly... silly potato you are. Do you think I care about their concerns? No no, you are sadly mistaken. I don't. And I didn't say EITHER of us hated Twilight, I just said it sucked for humorous purposes. And, I specifically said it was reserved for Puck lovers, with the EXCEPTION of you. Do you know what that word means? Grab a dictionary, darlin. Alley out.
Well...um...gumbuh...duh-mah-woogy-boogy-bumbuh...awkward silence, knocks smoething over and makes it more awkward shouts SHOOGUH-RUH!...more awkwardness...oh. well sorry about that wittle misunderstanding alley dear...ok then... cricket chirps in the background
You should be sorry. You have just proven to the world how very ignorant potatoes can be. It's sad, really. But guess what? THEY'RE DELICIOUS ANYWAY!! Random evil laughter that doesn't belong
Um...well ok I guess you're right on one accord (that potatoes are very delish) but...blue mongeese (that is why english is an odd language) are weirder than potatoes.
Okay... I'm sure by now anyone reading this is really weirded out... so. uh. buh bye then. Yeahh...
P.S. Blue Mongooses are better. And so are butterflies.
Okay...uh-huh, um sure yeah ok mhmm, mhmm, bye now.
...no I'm back. Happy to see me? I thought not. HAH! ugh...just kidding...ANYWAYS sorry I haven't updated The Untold Story in a really long time, but i'm working on chapter 18! Ok...should I go? Of course I shouldn't, but I will. BYE!... And I don't know if I'll ever go back to First Impression...but I'll try to work something out.
Oh yes! By the way, I have another profile called XoMargueriteoX if you wanna check that out. She's in our favorite authors if you want to look. It's kind of reserved for Phantom of the Opera... maybe other things... but we're trying to keep this one strictly HP. Kay. Have fun. And it's only me that uses that one, not potato. Goodbye-ith.
Okay so as most of you know I have also written a Phantom of the Opera story called "It Began as a Lesson" and Alley said it was okay if I put this story on this account even though we were trying to keep it for Harry Potter stories.
Alright, thanks... Bye.
UPDATE: ...It's gone now.
Oh, yeah, I draw too. My username on deviantART is vicomtessdechagny...
Not that anyone cares.
Ehm... *blushes and runs away in embarrasment*
ALLEY SPEAKING AT A LATER TIME THEN THE PREVIOUS ANNOUNCMENT
Oh, I found these, and thought I'd post them because they describe me and Potato perfectly. By the way, I am the best friend being described. She doesn't do as many as these things... she still loves me though. She's just politer :)
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
LOVE YOU POTATO! :)
Aww I love you TOO ALLEY!!!!! Anyways, in the untold story, chapter 24 (SPOILER ALLERT), you find out that Mione is finally ENGAGED!
This is her ringggggggg: www.bluenile.com/build-your-own-diamond-ring?override=1&pid=LD01615090&offer_id=9919&ring_size=5&forceStep=BASKET_STEP
ALSO...Chapter 25 and 27...dresses! Here they is:
Maid of honor (Ginny's) dress:
Flower Girl (Victoire):
Maid of honor (Hermione's) dress: (marine color)
Bridesmaid: (marine color)
There you have it!
POTATO SPEAKING AT A LATER TIME TO THE PRIOR ANNOUNCEMENT
Okay. For my new story, Tending to Him, I said in my announcement (as you may recall) that the chapter titles are names of songs from soundtracks. Here they are!
Chapter 1 - One Simple Idea: Hans Zimmer, Inception
Chapter 2 - See You Tomorrow: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon
Chapter 3 - Coming Back Around: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon
Chapter 4 - Romantic Flight: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon
Chapter 5 - At the Burrow: Alexandre Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1
Chapter 6 - Fill My Heart: Two Steps from Hell, Invincible
Chapter 7 - The Friends: Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Chapter 8 - Not So Fireproof: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon
Chapter 9 - One Day: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Chapter 10 - What Shall We Die For: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Chapter 11 - Enterprising Young Men: Michael Gacchino, Star Trek
Chapter 12 - Angelica feat. Rodrigo y Gabriel: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Chapter 13 - The Bad Beginning: Thomas Newman, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Chapter 14 - Ready the Ships: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon
Chapter 15 - Guilty of Being Innocent of Being Jack Sparrow: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Chapter 16 - Concerning Hobbits: Howard Shore, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rong
Chapter 17 - Dearly Beloved: Yoko Shimomura, Kingdom Hearts II
Chapter 18 - Heart of Courage: Two Steps from Hell, Invincible
Chapter 19 - Be Prepared: Hans Zimmer The Lion King Cast, The Lion King