Alley Sajrob
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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1992731, Profile Updated: 07-10-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Ouran High School Host Club.

ALLEY SPEAKING!

Two people use this account.

One of them is actually Alley Sajrob, (me), but the other one who shares it with me is named Potato.

I wrote A Fred and George Story! And a lot of other things which... were deleted.

Potato wrote First Impression, Unacceptable!, The Untold Story, and Tending to Him

We like Harry Potter.

And we hope you like our stories!

Also, TWILIGHT SUCKS!! (POTATO AGREES!!)

Haha, It's a pun, get it? Twilight... SUCKS? Cuz vampires...and they...suck....yeah.

If you disagree, go away. Just kidding, you can stay. I guess. It doesn't mean I like you though.

Also, Glee is the most amazing show in the world! I LOVE PUCK!! Don't you? You don't? Well then... get off of this page. It's reserved for Puck lovers only. With he exception of Potato, who shares this page and so I can't really kick her off of it...

Wanna know my favorite band? The All-American Rejects. They ROCK (haha, another pun)!! Tyson Ritter is amazingly attractive. I love him. He's mine. Not yours. YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!

Anyway, please read our stories... their pretty good... I believe.

Except the ones by Potato. Just kidding!

Not.

No, I really am.

Kinda.

Mine are better though.

Just saying.

ALLEY ROCKS!!

TTFN!!

POTATO SPEAKING!

And we just updated this so if u were here when Potato (I did not pick out this name) was Sajrob...I am now Potato. Okay. I'm leaving now.

Never mind I'm back. If you want to know anything else about whatever, you can PM either Alley or me.

ALLEY SPEAKING!

Not me. Don't PM me.

POTATO SPEAKING!

Ugh...yes Alley they should PM if they have any questions or concerns etc...Yeesh. And...no i don't exactly "hate" twilight and I don't exactly "love" puck...but ur stuck with me anyways...

ALLEY SPEAKING!

Such a silly... silly potato you are. Do you think I care about their concerns? No no, you are sadly mistaken. I don't. And I didn't say EITHER of us hated Twilight, I just said it sucked for humorous purposes. And, I specifically said it was reserved for Puck lovers, with the EXCEPTION of you. Do you know what that word means? Grab a dictionary, darlin. Alley out.

POTATO SPEAKING!

Well...um...gumbuh...duh-mah-woogy-boogy-bumbuh...awkward silence, knocks smoething over and makes it more awkward shouts SHOOGUH-RUH!...more awkwardness...oh. well sorry about that wittle misunderstanding alley dear...ok then... cricket chirps in the background

ALLEY SPEAKING!

You should be sorry. You have just proven to the world how very ignorant potatoes can be. It's sad, really. But guess what? THEY'RE DELICIOUS ANYWAY!! Random evil laughter that doesn't belong

POTATO SPEAKING!

Um...well ok I guess you're right on one accord (that potatoes are very delish) but...blue mongeese (that is why english is an odd language) are weirder than potatoes.

ALLEY SPEAKING!

Okay... I'm sure by now anyone reading this is really weirded out... so. uh. buh bye then. Yeahh...

P.S. Blue Mongooses are better. And so are butterflies.

POTATO SPEAKING!

Okay...uh-huh, um sure yeah ok mhmm, mhmm, bye now.

...no I'm back. Happy to see me? I thought not. HAH! ugh...just kidding...ANYWAYS sorry I haven't updated The Untold Story in a really long time, but i'm working on chapter 18! Ok...should I go? Of course I shouldn't, but I will. BYE!... And I don't know if I'll ever go back to First Impression...but I'll try to work something out.

ALLEY SPEAKING!

Oh yes! By the way, I have another profile called XoMargueriteoX if you wanna check that out. She's in our favorite authors if you want to look. It's kind of reserved for Phantom of the Opera... maybe other things... but we're trying to keep this one strictly HP. Kay. Have fun. And it's only me that uses that one, not potato. Goodbye-ith.

POTATO SPEAKING!

Okay so as most of you know I have also written a Phantom of the Opera story called "It Began as a Lesson" and Alley said it was okay if I put this story on this account even though we were trying to keep it for Harry Potter stories.

Alright, thanks... Bye.

UPDATE: ...It's gone now.

ALLEY SPEAKING!

Oh, yeah, I draw too. My username on deviantART is vicomtessdechagny...

Not that anyone cares.

Ehm... *blushes and runs away in embarrasment*

...bye.

ALLEY SPEAKING AT A LATER TIME THEN THE PREVIOUS ANNOUNCMENT

Oh, I found these, and thought I'd post them because they describe me and Potato perfectly. By the way, I am the best friend being described. She doesn't do as many as these things... she still loves me though. She's just politer :)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. (this one describes Potato... I don't cry :)

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

LOVE YOU POTATO! :)

POTATO SPEAKING!

Aww I love you TOO ALLEY!!!!! Anyways, in the untold story, chapter 24 (SPOILER ALLERT), you find out that Mione is finally ENGAGED!

This is her ringggggggg: www.bluenile.com/build-your-own-diamond-ring?override=1&pid=LD01615090&offer_id=9919&ring_size=5&forceStep=BASKET_STEP

Pertty, init?

ALSO...Chapter 25 and 27...dresses! Here they is:

Hermione's dress:

Maid of honor (Ginny's) dress:

Bridesmaid dresses:

Flower Girl (Victoire):

(27) Ginny's:

Maid of honor (Hermione's) dress: (marine color)

Bridesmaid: (marine color)

There you have it!

POTATO SPEAKING AT A LATER TIME TO THE PRIOR ANNOUNCEMENT

Okay. For my new story, Tending to Him, I said in my announcement (as you may recall) that the chapter titles are names of songs from soundtracks. Here they are!

Chapter 1 - One Simple Idea: Hans Zimmer, Inception

Chapter 2 - See You Tomorrow: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon

Chapter 3 - Coming Back Around: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon

Chapter 4 - Romantic Flight: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon

Chapter 5 - At the Burrow: Alexandre Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

Chapter 6 - Fill My Heart: Two Steps from Hell, Invincible

Chapter 7 - The Friends: Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Chapter 8 - Not So Fireproof: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon

Chapter 9 - One Day: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Chapter 10 - What Shall We Die For: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Chapter 11 - Enterprising Young Men: Michael Gacchino, Star Trek

Chapter 12 - Angelica feat. Rodrigo y Gabriel: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Chapter 13 - The Bad Beginning: Thomas Newman, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Chapter 14 - Ready the Ships: John Powell, How to Train Your Dragon

Chapter 15 - Guilty of Being Innocent of Being Jack Sparrow: Hans Zimmer, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Chapter 16 - Concerning Hobbits: Howard Shore, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rong

Chapter 17 - Dearly Beloved: Yoko Shimomura, Kingdom Hearts II

Chapter 18 - Heart of Courage: Two Steps from Hell, Invincible

Chapter 19 - Be Prepared: Hans Zimmer The Lion King Cast, The Lion King

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Erik's Diary by MoonlightDutchess reviews
What if during her two week stay in Erik's home, Christine had happened upon Erik's diary? Would things have turned out differently if she knew exactly how much her actions affected him?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,304 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Erik, Christine
When Phangirls Attack: Erik's Worst Nightmare by Aggravate.the.Axe reviews
When two teenage girls take a trip to The Phantom's opera house, will they come out alive? Will he? Or will they annoy him to death? A story about my friend and I. My own brand of phanfiction, a little of the book, movie, and musical. E/C, E/OC s , R/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Erik
The Diary of Namine by Kiome-Yasha reviews
Namine has moved to New Twilight, hoping to start her own art studio for the biggest Art Industry in the city. When plans to live with her best friend is ruined, she is forced to live with two twin brothers. I smell Namine sandwich. Sora/Nami/Rox.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 269,224 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Malfoy's Son by xoxoS.A.M reviews
Rose Weasley makes a new friend and soon love stirs the air. There's only one itsy bitsy problem. Her family hates his guts. And only because of an old, unjustified grudge. Will Rose be forced to choose between the two? Rated T for MILD language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,271 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Til Death Do Us Party by Rhino7 reviews
Cloud doesn't fit in with the Restoration Committee, nor does he want to. But when he wakes up in an alternate reality, he realizes that maybe solitude isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Sprinkles of Clerith and Lefa and mild absurdity.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Memories of Nobody by Xenia.The.Soulless.Whisper reviews
MarluxiaxOC ZexionxOC Being a Nobody made me a Somebody. I don't want a heart, I don't need a heart. Even though I don't have one, why are you the only one who makes me want to take that decision back?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,449 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Marluxia, Zexion
I'll Believe It When I See It by SlytherinPrincessxXx reviews
"She closed her eyes and mentally berated herself for thinking maybe her biggest, naughtiest fantasy could actually come true." Draco and Hermione are at school during Christmas Break. What could happen? DM/HG BZ/GW Chapter 12 is up! RATED M FOR A REASON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Three Words, Eight Letters by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Or, at least, that's what the other thought. What will it finally take for them to realize that they were made for each other? Just three little words, eight simple letters. It'll just take a while to get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,051 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The 12 Erik's by XoMargueriteoX reviews
Being kidnapped by 12 crazy homicidal geniuses is not a situation you'd want to be in. Yet again... it's every phangirls dream.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Erik - Complete
I'm not a girl by all of the doughnuts reviews
In which Marluxia fails to convince us...or maybe not. Rated T because he and Larxene sing about sex through most of it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete
Grawp's Thoughts, concerning rainbows by Dizi 85 reviews
WRITTEN FOR THE REVIEWS LOUNGE Gwarp likes colours, he thinks their pretty, but their names are confussing....But Gwarp has an idea! Gwarp will give them new names..... This is his story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Grawp - Complete
Nira by UnderAgeThinker reviews
A girl is taken by the organization. They need her before they can use Kingdom Hearts to get thier hearts back, but she might not be who they think she is. AxelOC RikuOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Axel, Zexion
A swallow by JennyWren reviews
One day, Christine hears a remark that she simply can't get out of her head. The Angel of Music explains it to her.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Melodies in the Rain by silver-kin reviews
What the Melodious Nocturne thinks about as he sits in the rain, playing his sitar.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Demyx - Complete
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Tending to Him reviews
"So, what are you two now?" Harry wondered, glancing between Ron and me. As it turns out, I honestly didn't know. Ugh, that dream! Why did I have that dream? Nothing good came out of it. The only thing I am somewhat sure of is this: I think I'm in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Day in the Life of the Host Club reviews
Alyssa and Margy...not your average Ouran high school girls. Will their trip to the Host Club be a regular day in the life of the Host Club? A one-shot. Merry christmas to Alley!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
The Untold Story reviews
This is the Untold Story of Harry and Ginny. You may think that everything is perfect since the end of Voldemort, but it's not. Harry realizes that Ginny and him are growing farther apart, and does everything he can to pull them back together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,801 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete