A moment of silence please.
Paul Walker R.I.P. (1973-2013)
A part of me has just died.
Past Frustrations (10-16-2013): So I was going through HP X-Over's and noticed that there was only 2 hetero stories on the first page, the rest yaoi/slash... I'm kind of pissed since I'm trying to find a story that catches my interest and is at least hetero and yet all I can find is yaoi/slash. Not that I have anything against same-sex relationships (go for it as long as they don't hit on me, it's cool), it's getting pretty irritating to find a story without slash in it. *sigh* FF.Net really needs to implement a system for separating slash and hetero/no relationships so everyone can search their archives freely and quickly.
First Name: Um, call me Xen
Last Name: N/A ( ;P )
Reason for using Fanfiction: Reading the unique stories displayed on this site relieves me of the stress the accumulate during the day.
- darker side of music (heavy metal, grindcore, deathcore, etc.)
- quiet places
- dry, twisted and sarcastic humor
- the color purple and red
- Noisy places when I just want to sit down and relax
- those who painfully tease others for attention
- constant bickering
- people who when they start a fight need three or more friends with them
- over priced, ridiculous looking clothes
- people who play music from their mobile phone on trains
- taking things back to a store
- rap music
- being rushed when its not necessary
Weight: 135 pounds
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Favorite T.V Shows: Defiance, Bullet In The Face (IFC show that came out on Aug. 17, 2012; currently my ultimate favorite!!!), Scrubs, Tosh.0, NCIS, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Big Bang Theory, Attack of the Show, and Burn Notice
Favorite Type of Music: Gothic Rock, Heavy Metal, Dark Ambience, Emo/Punk
Favorite Band(s): Motionless In White, Soja, Delerium, Sleepthief, Epica, Leaves' Eyes, Theatre of Tragedy, Theatre of Vampires, Asking Alexandria, A Day To Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Circa Survive, Massive Attack, Nox Arcana, London After Midnight, Dead By April, The Birthday Massacre, Oh, Sleeper, Djerv
Favorite Eye Color: Icy Blue
My Story Recommendations (Listed title of stories is how the author has it along with author name):
- The Denarian Series by Shezza88
- Reaching for a Dream - NoodleHammer (The series that follow it is more trollish and light-hearted compared to this)
- A Third Path to the Future - Vimesenthusiast
- The Legacy - storytellerSpW (Word's can't describe how much I love this story. Some chapters further the plot, others feed the hunger for Harry/Daphne fluff)
- Ghost - Onmysignalunleashwords
- Drifting - AlphaDelta1001
- Rabid Plot Fox - Catherine or Cate (The fluff... so much)
- The Shinobi at Magic High School - Fabuzer (Discontinued because of how it was written and for further updates to Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei)
- The Ruinic Animagi - Kassien (One of the best Harry/Daphne stories)
- Dragonslayer - KitsuneDragon
- The Natural Law - Pegasai
- Small Changes - Digistize27 (Discontinued)
- Harry Potter and the Turning of the Sun - Lord umbrex
- Daphne's Slave - CreatorZorah (FemdomDaphne... *nosebleeds* (Discontinued))
- To Train A Dragon Rider - unwrittenlegacy
- A Different Take - pervertmonster (Warning: My memory isn't clear but I do remember it is a bit graphic at times)
- A New World, The Story of a Lost Shinobi - Lanky Nathan
- The Mouse of Konoha - obsidian dreamer (The author does take a while to update but it is good work)
- La Tormenta - Jiraiya's Dream
- A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold (Warning: This does turn slash at the end. From my memory, I don't recall seeing any slash content or obvious indication until the last chapter.)
- Narutoenthusiast (Check out his stories. I consider all of them to be very enjoyable.)
- Defying Fate; Journey of the Offworlder by Doom187 (While most of DLP find this story to be not as great, I personally disagree. Key Word: Personally)
- NU: RedX Rising - 26-Lord-Pain (He has more stories too!)
- Unatoned - SeriousScribble
- Newest Challenger - Kenchi618 (Check out his profile for the rest of his awesome stories!)
- Make A Wish - Roschach's Blot (The story that was so inspirational and loved that it has its own series from other people)
- Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion - Driftwood1965
- Bungle In The Jungle - jbern (Visit his site and view his published books!)
- The Brave New World - bellerophon30 (890k words of pure addiction)
- Visit NeonZangetsu, he has to have a story for you.
- A Black Comedy - nonjon (Lot more stories in his profile too!)
- Browncoat, Greeneyes - nonjon
Alex Rider Preferred Pairing:
Alex Rider Disliked Pairing:
Alex R./Any Yaoi (I'm a guy and yaoi isn't my thing but if its yours, then good for you.)
Harry Potter/ Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter/Daphne G.
Harry Potter/Hermione G. (sometimes)
Harry Potter/Luna L.
Harry Potter/N. Tonks
Harry Potter/Tracy Davis
Harry Potter/Lily Evan Potter (mother, if its well written)
Harry Potter/FEM Blaize Zabini
Harry Potter Disliked Pairings:
Any Yaoi (I kinda dislike yaoi in my opinion but I'm not like some people who would hate you if you are because that's just stupid. Your all your own person and other people can't dictate whats right and what's wrong)
Ichigo x Harribel
Ichigo x Neliel
Ichigo x Yoruichi
Ichigo x Rukia K.
Ichigo x OC's
Ichigo x Lisa
Ichigo x FEM Ukitake
Ichigo x FEM Byakuya
Sado (Chad)x Tatsuki (sp?)
Rukia x Nemu
Shunsui x Nanao
Kenpachi x Unohana
Uryū I.xOriheme I.
Bleach Disliked Pairings:
Naruto U./Anko M. (love this pairing the most!)
Naruto U./Cynthia (Pokemon X-Over)
Naruto U./Akatsuki (Log Horizon X-Over)
Naruto U./Iris Heart (Hyperdimension X-Over)
Naruto U./Arfoire (Hyperdimension X-Over)
Naruto U./Mirajane (Fairy Tail X-Over)
Naruto U./Erza (Fairy Tail X-Over)
Naruto U./Fem. Haku
Naruto U./Fem. Itachi
Naruto U./Yugito N.
Naruto U./Kurenai Y.
Naruto U./Fem. Kyuubi
Naruto U./Fem. Nibi
Naruto U./Fem. Kyuubi
Naruto Disliked Pairings:
Naruto U./Sakura (Reason: Very Abusive)
Once again, any yaoi
The story started as Harry was working for a construction company. He got one of his friend/ex-girlfriend pregnant who's parent live next to Harry's Uncle/Aunt/Fat Whale Cousin. His pregnant girlfriend/friend wanted an abortion while he went to school but he wanted to keep it. His vampire friend (who likes him (who's also a girl)) can also turn into a black cat and loves his daughter (?? (can't remember for sure)??). He took his vampire friend to the ball dance in Hogwarts who got into a cat fight with one of the girls. Harry finds out that he loves her (vampire friend) and they get married after the school year ended. (somewhere during between the ball dance and he getting his ex-girlfriend pregnant, harry defeats Voldemort?? (he might have never fought him but im not sure (memory is very very foggy))) (and it may have been deleted but I hoped not)
Below these bold letters is a bunch of random profile stuff that I got from others. Feel free to skip all the way to peruse my favorites' section
Try this, even if the wish does not come true, it's truely interesting :p
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I have discovered the equation to go over the top in everything!
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSINGthat will put you over the top.
Things you shouldn't say to cops.
1. "Sorry about knocking up your wife."
2. "Oh, hey officer. Why'd ya wake me up? What? I've been asleep this whole time, I don't remember running over any crossing guards."
3. "How about I buy you a dozen donuts and you let me off the hook?"
4. "Is that a pistol in your holster or are you coming on to me?"
5. "Hey Ociffer! Whaddaya been upwards to, huh?"
6. "Oh, sure! You arrest me for drunk driving. But, when some other cop does it, you go get donuts!"
7. "You're a member of the force, right? So... where's the lightsaber?"
8. "I know that you'd much rather be drinking coffee right now, so, what's stopping you?"
9. "I'm just a student driver... Honest."
10. "So... About the whole 'You'll never take me alive' thing... That was just a joke..."
11. "Yeah, I'd like a large fries, A whopper, One milkshake... wait, no, make that two milkshakes, and a stack of flapjacks."
12. "So, I was going 120 in a school zone? Then you must have been going 125 to catch me. Good job officer... Good job."
13. "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
14. "What do you mean 'stealing from the evidence locker is illegal'? You do it all the time!"
15. "Hell yeah! a 500 ticket! I finally broke my record!"
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Read at your own risk =P)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! xD
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who could care less, copy this, put it in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92, Glissoning Raven, BlackRoseLovr
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile
If you have ever hit your toe on something, cussed out serval words, and then call the couch stupid, son of a , copy and paste this!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not, if you agree copy and paste this to your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Rant:What the fuck is wrong with fangirls. they have their own websites to post yoai yet they have to over run the websites that do not have blocks for it? What kind of bullshit is that? I mean come on. they have there own fucking websites for it. why the fuck do they need to over run every god damned website with it. i have nothing wrong with homosexuals but there has to be a line drawn sometime.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
('.') This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
U say Zac I say drowning pool!!
92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Bitch-er i mean Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their ass off.
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
Sayings People Need For Every Day Life To Cheer Themselves Up
I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.
WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!
copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
Her name was Auroura, she was only five: this is what happened when she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one's around. She lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound. Until her parents unlock the door; some more and more pain she'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face; why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, and softly crys. She loves her parents, but they want her to die. She sits in the corner, quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is my life always sinking?" Such a bad life for a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night, her mom came home high. The poor child was hit and slapped as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade; it was sharp and pointy, one that she made. She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die, you worthless pest!" The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear And again started crying. Police showed up at the small little house. They quickly barged in; everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, to go through so much harm; but at least she died with her best friend in her arms.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU LIVE FOR FANFICTION AND CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT IT PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this onto your profile
-0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0-
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says she's/he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" (lol my personal favorite :P)
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore),Deskara Sundarskular(Saphira in Eragon , weird ain't I), Blackroselover(Bellatrix/Tonks/Daphne Greengrass/Blaise Z.(Fem.), there all so f*ing HOT)
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333,Deskara Sundarskular
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow,Deskara Sundaskular
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10, Takaiteishu Naruto, Korraganitar the NightShadow,Deskar Sundaskular
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"Out of all the things i've lost...I miss my mind the most"
"I am currently out of my mind. If i am not back in 5 minutes please send a search party to find me."
"When a single person suffers from a delusion, its called a mental disorder, but when its suffered by many, many people, it's called religion"-?
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes, after that, who cares!? You are a mile away and you got his shoes."
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft.
Your face is like the sun--not because it is beautiful, but because I can only look at it for a minute.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. ..
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
my age : 18-23 it depends
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I look stressed!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.
If you can see this car, my cloaking device is broken.
My car ate your fish.
I'm just driving this because the kids kept falling off the broom.
Jesus saves. Allah forgives. C'thulu thinks you'd make a good sandwich.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
My other car is a BROOM!
HONK if you've never seen an Uzi shot out a car's back window.
Christianity: The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.
May the fetus you save be a Black Gay Wiccan Democrat.
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
Freya, goddess of Love and War: If you can't lay 'em, slay 'em!
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years. (Cathy Ladman)
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. (Bern Williams)
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you refuse to believe that the Harry Potter pairings revealed after the end of the series are true, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
1.Politics is the most accurate word in our language, because "Poli" means "many", and "tics" means "blood sucking insects".
-"I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!"
Death is Coming for Me
Death is coming for me.
Death is coming for me, everybody knows it.
Death is coming for me, and no one can prevent it this time.
Death is coming for me. Will today be my end, or my beginning? Regardless, Death still comes.
Death is coming for me. However, Death does not know one very important thing. Death does not know I am coming for him today as well.
- By Dreams of Many Dreams (Story: Deception in Another Time)