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All That Remains by LumCheng reviews
He steps on it. Combat boots crushing the little pieces into smaller chunks, forcing them into the dirty ground. Similar in the way he nearly crushes her into the wall with his mere body. - This takes place about 3 months after the end of the game. Rated M for violence, language and sex. - Dante x Kat
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Dante, Kat] - Complete
Treading Water by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Annabeth works at the overpriced grocery store five minutes away, and Percy just hopes she's checking him out in more ways than one. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,803 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Jason G. - Complete
Opposites Distract by MaydayParade8123 reviews
If he's being honest, Percy never thought that he would end up being that cliché teenager with a summer love that he'd never forget. But someway, somehow, it happened. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,459 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Justice Reaper by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO TSK & TWS: After his time at Hogwarts, Edward knows that Bella and he are destined to be parents. Unfortunately, their time on Isle Esme sets other, more ominous events in motion too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,409 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
Redheads and Robots by mechawaka reviews
Gaige's first experiences with Pandora! (Work in progress. Some language but nothing ridiculous)
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Gaige, Zer0
Life With Jack Frost by meganfrost89 reviews
Is a story of me and Jack Frost. I got into a little tragedy and I met the young guardian. But that tragedy became the best thing that happened to my life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,224 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Rhiw reviews
The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,636 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dante, Nero
Who Are You Again? by TheDogObeys reviews
This is just a funny one-shot of a drunk Kat and an unlucky Dante from Ninja Theory's Devil May Cry.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Dante - Complete
Rainy Day by StilloftheSilence reviews
Percy tries various methods to pull Annabeth from her work on one rainy day, but nothing seems to be working until... Rated T for sexual themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Phantom and Feline original by Iris Musicia reviews
Kurt goes crazy with grief of his mother's death and Kitty tries to stop him before he does something rash- but it's too late. Kurt is killed, but he's far from gone, still haunting the mansion, and Kitty's heart. Can love bring him back to life? Kurtty.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,768 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Freedom to Love by nhutcheson reviews
Finnick's life in his death. Finnick Odair one shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Finnick O., Katniss E. - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
The Best Kurtty Ever 1 1 1 11 11! eleven! by Blanc Expression reviews
What happens when a very bored Kurtty writer gathers most of the cliches of several Kurtty fics and slaps them together? That's right... THE BEST KURTTY EVER! A poorly written parody for the cheap laughs, but who cares? IT'S KURTTY!11!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Demon Lord of the Frozen North by Quill N. Inque reviews
Number Three in my Historical KURTTY Series. In Dark Age Europe, a young king takes a vanquished foe's daughter a bride. But can she open his heart and teach him the most important lesson of all? COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,096 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Gold by Saber Wing reviews
"What was I supposed to do? What did a fourteen-year-old greaser with no job have to offer anyone? Drawings? Poetry? Yeah, that was a real tuff gift to give to your big brother." Pony ponders what to give to Darry for his birthday. The answer isn't easy.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Fairytales by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
Kitty shares a childhood story with Kurt. Kurtty fluff!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Tick Tock by bitbyboth reviews
Nero got a lot more than he bargained for when he goes after a demon near Fortuna and somehow ends up in front of Devil May Cry where he finds that nothing is as it should be...DantexNero. Complete.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,802 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Nero, Dante] Lady/Mary - Complete
Kitty's Guardian Elf by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
A 'what if' story showing what might have happened if Kurt somehow got to America before the Professor reached him & how he & Kitty met R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Sold! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Edward is unwillingly dragged to Forks High's first annual date auction by his family and friends. But when the lovely new girl, Isabella Swan, is one of the auction 'items', he just may change his mind about the situation. Slightly fluffy one-shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Surprise by dontrun reviews
When Edward takes his two kids to the Christmas tree lot he comes away with more than just a tree. Can a chance encounter lead to forever? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Photo by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
Kitty's discovering that family isn't all in blood. Cover image by: MistakenDragon815 on Deviantart
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Butterscotch and Butterflies by Dobber17 reviews
Written for "When Love was New" Contest. Bella works at an ice cream parlour and lives a life that constantly leaves her in problematic situations. Edward Masen, fireman and regular customer at Bella's work, seems like the perfect candidate to help out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nero's Mistake by superman6 reviews
Nero notices that Kyrie is acting weird, but when he finds out why, it isn't what he expected.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Nero, Kyrie - Complete
The Cat and The Devil by Sanguinary Tears reviews
Dante and Nero discuss what it means when a cat flickers its cat and how the Devil finds it annoying. Small hints of DantexNero
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What's in the Box? by WinchesterLover reviews
One night, a mysterious box comes to the Curtis house for Dally. What will the gang do when they promise not to open it? Well, they're sure as hell not going to leave it alone. -oneshot-
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Dallas W., Two Bit M. - Complete
Breaking Point by adele4 reviews
Merlin/Arthur. Merlin and Arthur are sparring, Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic, and it leads to... more sparring. Clearly, Merlin does not lead an easy life.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Taboo by Hikari102490 reviews
Bella is a werewolf living with her brothers in La Push. What happens when the Alpha’s son wants to be her mate? What if she fell in love with a vampire? Who will she choose? Obviously things are a little messed up, but I think you’ll like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,894 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dating for Dummies by ShyAnon reviews
On impulse Nero asks Kyrie out on a date. There's just one problem. He's never been on a date before. Enter Dante who swears he will coach Nero in the ways of dating. Yeah...he's screwed! NeroxKyrie with Dante third wheel. Two-shot now complete!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
The Return of Dani Phantom by R.tistiC reviews
A few years after Phantom Planet, an unexpected visitor comes. And she's getting pumped. An encounter with The Guys in White, Wulf making a new friend, Danny being saved in grave peril: It all leads up to one thing... The Dani with an 'I' is back.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,585 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
Cupid May Cry by JaneGray reviews
Nero couldn’t believe he had actually asked Dante for advice in matters of the heart... Dante X Nero, and Nero X Kyrie.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Thunder At Blood Gulch by SwirlySlidez reviews
Red vs Blue. Rated M, as all my fics are. A short story I did about the Blues and thunder. That is all. Chapter Two coming, will be the Reds. Set not long after Caboose and Donut got to Blood Gulch and ignoring Dead-Church. Church is still in his body.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Raid by xiao chan reviews
Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3545 - Favs: 4,540 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
The Pirates of Bayville by The Mad Dragon reviews
Brotherhood insanity fic! Watch how a sudden moment of ispiration leads the Brotherhood to a victory against the dreaded XGeeks!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
GoodBye My Lover by Ferren-Z-one reviews
Dante feels lonely when Lucia returns to her island, so he goes and visits her Lucia X Dante no flames
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Centuries by Laryna6 reviews
A collection of drabbles. Anything goes. Some angst, some comedy, crack pairings & crossovers. Closed to requests. Updated with: VergilLucia.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,256 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
The Misadventures of Dante, Lucia, Trish and Lady by Ferren-Z-one reviews
These are just Short Random Chapters Enjoy R and R
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006
Romance by Ferren-Z-one reviews
short stories of lucia X Dante love yeah they need love to you know
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
Moonlit Walk by Fluffbeast reviews
Kurt takes a walk to clear his head a week after the chaos Apocalypse wrought. Kurtty Oneshot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Distance of You by Ferren-Z-one reviews
A SadRomance fic Dante and Lucia
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
What's Cooking? by Peter the Muggle reviews
It's our favorite demon hunter's birthday and Lady, Trish and Lucia try to cook for him. Good luck Dante.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
Eyes by bloombaby26 reviews
Danny Phantom oneshot. Danny tries to tell his parents about his ghost powers. My first story.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Loving You More by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Kurt–Kitty Summary: It's only now that Kurt is with Amanda that she realizes the true depths of her feelings for him. But when Amanda dumps Kurt, can Kitty be strong enough not to take advantage of his feelings?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
What Might've Been by JustcallmeRed reviews
FINISHED! A girl fic with an actual plot! Chapter 19 is up!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,894 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
I Envy You by Twinkles reviews
Lance/Kitty??? Pietro/Kitty??????? Told from Pietro's POV.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2001
Mistletoe reviews
This is a what if story with Kitty and Kurt from the season two episode seven. Christmas special What if Kurt finally caught Kitty when chasing her with the mistletoe? **Oneshot** R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete