Hannah-Belle Dudemister
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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1993059, Profile Updated: 12-09-09
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, Torchwood, and Sherlock.

Hey, my name is (well my pen name) Hannah-Belle Dudemister (I won't explain)

I love reading. reading is pretty much my life :)

I am not so good at the writing but I joined this site because I love some of the Maximum Ride fan fiction on here. I do have one story though, I got inspired by reading all the amazing stories on here.

I am a Christian and go to a great church near my house.

I am an Australian to the core, I love Australia :D

Some of my favorite authors are: J.K. Rowling (yes, I admit, I am a Potter girl) James Patterson, Terry Pratchett (Discworld, haven't heard of it? Google) Eion Colfer (Pronounced "Owen" writes the Artemis Fowl series), Scott Westerfeld and Stephanie Myer (I know, I know where has my taste gone but she really is a good author... Really)

- Hannah Belle


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Hannah-Belle Dudemister


92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do (I have 118 right now.) Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is barking at everything that moves because 'damn, why can't I be more like Sirius!' (Crazy4Moony's add) Crazy is dancing naked to Prison Trilogy in your kitchen at three-thirty in the morning while daddy. mommy and sissy sleep (Youparonoidbf's add) Crazy is losing count of the TVs you've broken out of anger because damn it all my favorite characters in death note died or in matsuda's case did something unbelievably stupid(soen-chan's alumina).Crazy is when you set your alarm clock for two in the morning to finish a book report because you were to busy reading fanfics that night (XoGhEtToPrInCeSsoX's add). Crazy is when you have a arguement with your best friend over which fictional charactor would win in a fight (Wants-fang-for-herself add). Crazy is when you have discussions about various situations involving different dimentions, and then proceed to shoot eachother with invisible arrows at lunch.(Poisonrose22.5 add) Crazy is hiding the last slice of cake on the freezing porch, then coming back to ge it 8 hours later because you were on FanFiction till 4:30 A.M. and you're hungry.(Poisonrose22.5 add)Crazy is actually being in Japan and the only thing you can do is surf FanFic on your host sister's laptop(Hannah-Belle Dudemister's add) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (feel free to add my add to your list, even if you've already added your add to a different list...if that made any sense)

DEATH OF AN OLD AND TRUE FRIEND:

I got this from St. Fang of Boredem who got it from Randomitis Sufferer, who got it from BellaRide28. This is so true:

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yeah. But SOOO not as hot as Fang! ;)

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Got a little teary eyed but not so much. I don't know about you but I still remember when he almost killed Fang on the beach.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Yes!! :D

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

A-ri, the way it is spelt :

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

No only the first few times but I do laugh when ever I read that German guy's name... what was it? Oh thats right "Ter Borcht" laughs

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Total-ly... Get it?

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Squeed. Went into hysterics. OMGEED. OMFG I LOVED IT!!

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Yes. I got so pissed at Fang he almost wasn't hot to me anymore... Scary...

9. Who is your favorite character?

Fang. Fang. Fang.

10. Do you like Jeb?

St. Fang said he was bipolar when she answered this quiz-thing, and she said this which made me laugh: "He's like: I'm happy!! -angst-"

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Yes. It was so weird. And you know what else is weird? When Total grew wings... don't you think that that is just a little too conveniant?

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

YES! Heck I would like a Harry Potter-Twilight crossover where all the characters died better than TFW!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

YES! Gosh angel actually reminded me of MY little sister (and brother) in that book and trust me that is bad...

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

In order: SOF, STWAOES, AE, MAX, TFW.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Broken Wings by Flyleaf

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No. I can really say that I haven't.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Puts on my best sarcastic Max face Wouldn't just be so awsome if it ended up that it was Jeb after all? No I think it should be someone that we haven't met yet.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Uh, No. That would be weird.. and wrong, and... did I say weird and wrong?

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

St. Fang said: "Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming, Global Warming...Did I mention Global Warming?" and I totally agree. I was all excited about finding out she had to save the world from some evil mix of Voldemort and some other evil thing with a doomsday device but no... it was Global Warming!

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Deffinatly FAX

Don't you just hate stereotypes?

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.


I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I love READING so I MUST be a geek.

I HANG OUT WITH GUYS, so I MUST be dating them.

I'm good at PUBLIC SPEAKING, so I MUST crave attention.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (This one is actually true about me, I am a good liar and I do act... lol)

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (I don't really have green skin but I lolled when I read this one hehehe)
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life (I don't...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.

Wow, I just re-read that and it sounds really angry... Well I just thought alot of them were funny so don't think I'm some angry complaining bitch or anything.. lol...

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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8204 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Two Kinds by Poisonrose22.5 reviews
40 or so years after Breaking Dawn. Quil and Claire's son is a werewolf, and he imprints on a..... a plot twist no one will suspect.... and it causes some "minor" issues.... rated high b/c of paranoia
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
The Breaking Point by Skye Maxwell reviews
Everyone has their breaking point. This story picks up after MR4. Fighting among flock members leads to huge problems, and Max reaches the point where she won't take it anymore. Bones, buildings, hearts, and faces are broken, among other things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,774 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
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Reunited reviews
Sherlock and John are reunited. I started this out all serious, but it just turned ridiculous near the end. I hope you enjoy ;)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Captain Jack Hardness
Jack goes hunting for a Slitheen but finds something rather more pleasant...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
School's out? reviews
Nudge has a wish and her bambi eyes prevail once again... Will be FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Fang
Theme song of my life reviews
A Twilight song fic with Paramore's "Adore" Edward's POV of the scene in the meadow.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete