Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey! My name is Jaime and I'm a 22 year old lassy from Australia. I'm currently studying at uni, Bachelor of Archaeological Practice and Italy is my destination in the future, I would love to work in Pompeii and/or Herculaneum - Pretty much anything Roman!
I've always loved writing but up until now I've been too lazy to actually write proper stories. I'm crazy about the Harry Potter series but my favorite character is Severus Snape, I find him fascinating for some reason and they have the perfect actor for him (for those who don't know he is played by Alan Rickman). Sorry to all those who like Sir Michael Gambon but I can't stand him as Dumbledore the characterisation is all WRONG. Otherwise a brilliant actor. Ok I got distracted haha. That just really annoys me. Anyway I'm new to this fan fic thing and I will have a Severus Snape / OC story as my first story coming up soon. Hope you like it !!
Finally I got to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - It was alright, really funny at places especially when Ron has the love potion and when Harry is on his lucky potion. Little disappointed that there was no battle scene at the end though :( And still no Bill and Charlie!!
Finally I got to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One - It was good... Understatement of the century!!! It was freaking awesome!! They actually stayed with the plot and didn't add a whole random scene out of nowhere like in HBP. I loved it, needless to say. I can not wait for the next installment!
I just want to say thank you to all of you that have reviewed or looked up my profile and stories. Your reviews keep me going!! Thanks to all those who read Green Tinged Love and People who keep up to date with CoaLA You guys are awesome!!
Disclaimer: I did not write this, it was an email sent to me by another fellow Aussie. If the comment made about Americans offends anyone please let me know and I will remove it from my profile.
You know you're Australian if...
> > You know the meaning of 'girt'
> > You believe that stubbies can either be worn or drunk
> > You think it is normal to have a Prime Minister called Kevin
> > You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse
> > You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden
> > When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom
> > You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds
> > You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'
> > You pronounce Penrith as 'Pen-riff'
> > You believe the 'L' in the word ' Australia ' is optional
> > You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas
'> > You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep
> > You call your best friend 'a total bastard' but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a bastard'
> > You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place
> > You believe is makes sense for a country to have a 1 coin that's twice as big as its 2 coin
> > You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'
> > You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread
> > You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis
> > You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says 'cobber
'> > You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song 'Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again'
> > You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year
> > You still don't get why the 'Labor' in 'Australian Labor Party' is not spelt with a 'u'
> > You wear ugh boots outside the house
> > You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them
> > Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language
> > You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 'scuse me' is alway polite
> > You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasions via your nose
> > You understand that 'you' has a plural and that it's 'youse
'> > You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle
> > You biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules of beach cricket
> > You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'
> > You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'
> > When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit
> > You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered
> > You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction
> > When working at a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer
> > You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second
> > You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.
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