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Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14603 - Favs: 10,518 - Follows: 7,868 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Points by sugarbucket reviews
Ever wonder why Rosalie and Edward are so cold towards one another? Their story from the start; in keeping with the books, but based on the idea that they're both masterful liars. Love, lust, betrayal, desire, lies, darkness and breaking points.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 413,898 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
There But for the Grace of John Watson by Skyfullofstars reviews
While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,950 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12102 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8909 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Said and done by ICMezzo reviews
Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14243 - Favs: 15,257 - Follows: 8,284 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5326 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 4,840 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Epiphanies and Grenades by FarDareisMai2 reviews
FML One Shot Contest Entry. Foxholes and Germans and Sex, Oh My! We're not in Kansas anymore folks. Just how do Edward and Seth cope with the misery of Bastogne? Rated M for a reason. Slash/Explicit sex and language. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward, Seth
Weighing In by HEAR reviews
Overweight and under-appreciated, Bella has stalled at life at 22. When the chance arises to compete for a spot on a weight loss game show, will she take the opportunity to change her life? AH/OOC *One-Shot for the Indie First Time Writers' Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kindred by FarDareisMai2 reviews
2nd Place Mentalward o/s contest. It was heaven and hell all at once, because I knew no one else would ever satisfy me the same way, but I didn’t know if the monster would let me keep her. B/E. A/H. Drama, angst, maybe horror.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5748 - Favs: 9,459 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing The Light by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's five months since he recovered his memories, but Eric has kept Sookie at arm's length. Will being with her put her in danger? Spoilers through book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,635 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 6,882 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete