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Author has written 9 stories for Teen Titans, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Who: Viva0los0sacapuntas, but I’m assuming you know that. I’m not gonna post my real name since I’m just a little bit SUPERPARANOID—I’m a girl.
Where: The Midwest, I live in a college town so basically surrounded by cornfield (and soybeans) but at least we’ve got a non-jank* mall. No going downtown after the Hawks win, or lose for that matter. Drunk dudes will hit on you at Panchero’s.
Why: I’m a writer. I watch lots of television. I am also a gigantic fan of all things Harry Potter, so much so that I’ve fallen in love with Ron Weasley and if we ever meet (preferably when my letter from Hogwarts comes since they must’ve lost my address) I will fucking kill Hermione Granger.
I like: Candy. Soccer, fencing (foil and sabre) my bassoon, food in general—my mom makes the best lemon cream cake ever… I am also a fan of question marks.
I don’t like: Broccoli, being 5’3” (I have dreams to be a pilot in the Air Force but those are fucked) male English teachers (I don’t know why, but I’ve never had a good experience with one) Ginger-Haters, the pound sign.
Inspirations: Now this is tricky… I usually have a general idea then do some patrolling to see if it’s been used, usually not, so then I reach into the recesses of my mind and pull out: Skandar Keynes (classic Robin) Jared Leto (troubled/sexy Robin) Greg Cipes (general hottie) Darren Criss (another raven-haired dreamboat) or various other characters and figure out how to mesh them together to end up with sweet, sweet man-love
Favorite Characters: Luna Lovegood because we’re pretty similar, Neville Longbottom because I fall down all the time, Beast Boy because… he’s beast boy, that’s why. Edmund Pevensie because he’s troubled and a little off, Percy Weasley because he’s a prick with good intentions, and Draco Malfoy because he’s about as gay as a character can be in a fantasy world where somehow everyone is straight. (I read into the fact that JK doesn’t talk about Scorpius’ mom a little too much) Even Remus and Sirius. Moony and Padfoot. Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Random shit: MANCHESTER UNITED! I love every movie Will Farrel and Will Epps have been in. Sundance and IFC are my favorite channels, I watch Adventure Time. I’m searching for the elusive radish earrings but I can’t find any, if you do, send me the link in a review. Kevin Spacey is a genuinely nice guy with an unfortunately creepy voice.
If you need laughs, go read this shit. XxiluvrcorbaipnxX
Reviews are like hot boys (or honey-eyed brunettes named Maia with great legs) or food: If I can’t have them, I’ll die. Jk, but go review my shit. I aim to please, but hey, who knows?
Jank, also used as Janky, Janked or Jankage: describes a situation, person or idea that is generally crappy. Coined by Those freakin downtown kids.