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Author has written 6 stories for Glee, and His Dark Materials.

I'm Lou and apparently I write fanfiction now.

I hope you enjoy my work! 98.5% of the time, my stories will include very large amounts of angst.

Not even sorry.

Tumblr - mistercriss

Twitter - ludacriss94

Go wild :)

In regards to what I post:

I have this... what shall we say, disease, where I always start more than I can handle. Right now I have 3 WIP fics (We Could be Heroes, Insomnia, Coffee Bean (even though WCBH hasn't been updated since man first walked the earth)) which are constantly niggling in the back of my mind begging me to write, and between college work and babysitting and stressing over Uni applications I try and do that as much as possible. So I deeply apologise for the sporadic updating but I just kind of do what I do when inspiration strikes. All that being said, I do have outlined plans for these stories and will keep on going, even if I'm posting till I'm 60.

Pretty sure this isn't making you want to read any of my work...

ALSO. I've now marked Dark Blue as complete - something I've been putting off for quite a while. It wasn't exactly where I would have liked it to end, but i feel the story just turned cold and repetitive so that explains that.

Still, hope you take a look around and I really love, love, love hearing from you all.

Oh, and Rescued... Yeah... Let's just... I should have done that as a one shot. I'm rubbish.

Take care x

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A Blog Worth Following by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,591 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 7,686 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Glee Love by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine and Kurt have found they really like to have sex...bringing others along for the ride is just an added bonus. Klaine with many others. Taking suggestions as well kinks, characters, ect...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,098 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Oh Bad Boy, My Bad Boy by McberrysWorld reviews
AU, BadBoy!Blaine transfer to Kurt's school from Dalton. Kurt hadn't notice that he was full on staring at the "Greek god". Okay sue him he had already given this hot guy a nickname, wouldn't you do the same?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,682 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Torquay Arms by chasingriver reviews
Mycroft Holmes runs an exclusive BDSM B&B. Sherlock is an amenity. Lestrade pays a visit. Set in an AU. Sherlock/Lestrade/Mycroft and permutations thereof.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,267 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
OPEN: A Gone Fanfiction by Tremax reviews
The world before the FAYZ was nothing like you may have expected. Take the journey into the world to learn about several characters before the stress came tunneling through. Multiple Slash. HF7. Story Completed!
Gone - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sam T., Caine S. - Complete
Pure Kismet by GleeDWhoFreak reviews
"Most people think that it if you are a Dom, it automatically means you are a top. And they're not interested in a Dom that dosn't have the same interest." Warning: BDSM and Lemon. Future AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,590 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Obedience by jessa-beth reviews
Sherlock's submissive fantasies finally come to light, and begin an intense relationship of ownership and obedience between him and his army doctor. M Johnlock kink.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bites by Foxxed reviews
Kurt Hummel is a Chef de Cuisine with a tongue as sharp as his knife. But when the restaurant across the street finally opens, Kurt is confronted with an old culinary school rival - the always smiling and opera-singing Italian Chef Blaine Anderson and things are about to heat up faster than the average stove.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Teach Me What You Know by cloe17 reviews
set during the episode 'Sexy'.Blaine decides to help Kurt with his Baby Penguin problem in a very hands on way. rated M for a reason. glee belongs to Ryan Murphey. YEAR ANNIVERSARY UPDATE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,018 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
EXP: Group and Other Pairings by chasingriver reviews
Stories in the Experiments universe with group sex, or pairings other than John/Sherlock and Mycroft/Lestrade. These stories may reference other stories in the EXP series. But please, for the sake of my sanity, just read the thing chronologically as Experiments 2, instead. Preferably on AO3.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,189 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
A Bit of A Slut by Bedessica reviews
My Name is Kurt Hummel and although once I may have been an innocent baby penguin. Truth is now, I'm a bit of a slut. Kurt/Blaine Klaine. Smut. MA. I Do Not Own Glee or Any of The Characters in it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,169 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Seeing AVPM by charmed-star11 reviews
Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Weekend at Blaine's by CatCompanion09 reviews
Dinner with Blaine has turned into a weekend in Blaine's empty house. Strong M for quite a bit of boy on boy action, and Chapter 3 onward may be kinky. There's a shitload of Klaine smut and not much plot. Yay. DISCONTINUED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bloom by alexwishington reviews
When Kurt picks up a random guy at a club one night, he expects a night of fun between the sheets. What he doesn't expect is to fall for him. Sucky summary I know.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,867 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klooper by YoungAndOverIntelligent reviews
This doesn't really have an actual title. Kurt/Blaine/Cooper smut. Includes Andercest.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A.
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Need a Tutor by E. M. Zeray reviews
TA!Blaine, student!Kurt. Life is tough at McKinley for the only openly gay kid at school, especially when he can't stop staring at the ridiculously attractive French TA...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,647 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Our Ruination by thequeergiraffe reviews
Rated M for adult themes, underage!Sherlock and there is some dubious consent from both parties at times. When Mycroft says he and Sherlock have "too much history", this is what he's talking about.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seasons of Love by Luna-is-Loony reviews
AU Kurt transfers to Dalton a year early after being bullied out of McKinley. He falls in love with Blaine, the lead for the Warblers who happens to be straight. Things change when they try out for RENT and start spending some time together...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why can't you see what you're doing to me by somewhereovertheklainebow reviews
Just another Klaine fanfic. Set back before the Kliss Klaine kiss . I used the character's from CP Coulter's Dalton, so all rights go to her : Read, review and enjoy! Rated M for smut, smut, smut :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,245 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Guess He Gave You Things, I Didn't Give To You by static-harmony reviews
"I didn't mean to." - "You didn't mean to? You didn't mean to break up with me, and not talk to me for two years, and then show up at my door asking me to be your best man at your wedding? Your wedding Blaine!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Remind Me Why I'm Yours by IrisLake reviews
Kurt and Blaine get into a huge fight, leaving their relationship shattered, but after some time apart, blaine wants to show kurt who he belongs to, and kurt is perfectly ok with that. first fic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Slow Progression by hpgirl4ever reviews
See how Harry and Draco move from student and tutor, to so much more after the war, with all the kinks, twists, and turns in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,048 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Strings Attached by bullets-embrace reviews
Kurt and Blaine are just two guys. Two guys in a strictly physical relationship. Until, of course, they realise that their feelings probably run kind of definitely much much deeper. The fic-ified, Klaine-ified version of the film No Strings Attached.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
When You Read My Mind by alexwishington reviews
Blaine Anderson wakes up one morning to realize that he can read minds. Now he has to get used to having other thoughts invade his own, and that includes Kurt Hummel's thoughts about him. and they're not always so squeaky clean.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,340 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Secrets & Lies by Digitallace reviews
Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hot for Teacher by irentawickedapartmentonavenueq reviews
There was no question in his mind as he pulled into the parking lot of William McKinley High: Kurt Hummel's senior year was one to be one of the best years of his life. With a new teacher around, little did he know just how good it was going to be.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,514 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If Things Were Different by AVPDanii reviews
Kurt is shocked to find that his boyfriend suddenly doesn't have a clue who he is. And Blaine's girlfriend is not happy about Kurt's interference.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Forgotten Magic and Wild Flowers by loki-dokey reviews
AU Set in the late Victorian era, England. Magic is all around us as children, though we are fast to forget as we mature into adults. What if some of us can reach back into that magic & hold on? A magical connection is all that's needed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Late Night Phone Calls by Lyssar reviews
A chronicle of the boys' escapades that come about as a result of Blaine's request at the end of You Make Me. Simply put: there's phone sex in here, and more to come!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,220 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Got it Bad by starkidd reviews
Kurt has it bad for the new teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt and Blaine, sitting in a tree by agnesiest reviews
Ok, not really. They're really next to a tree. And there's no kissing. But there is kinky, smutty goodness. And angst. Woot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,123 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We Might As Well Be Strangers by loki-dokey reviews
Set four years after Kurt has left college. Leaving everything behind, he moved to NY & now, four years later, he is the Event's Manager for Calvin Klein. Yet the boy once full of life can no longer find happiness in anything - can anyone save him? Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
That's Mr Hummel To You by Moonyshoes reviews
I take no credit for this idea. I got an idea when I read the summary of Teach Me A Lesson, by MonochromaticSongbird, and I couldn't not write it. All credit goes to the author of that fic, despite the stories being different.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rebel Without a Cause by esze10 reviews
Blaine Anderson is McKinley High's resident bad boy, and he has his sights set on Kurt Hummel, the beautiful countertenor of the New Directions. Smutty, bad boy!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teachers Pet by LPBekka reviews
Fic for my 101th reviewer :3 Blaine is a gay music teacher at Dalton all boys Acadamy who has never given into temptation until a new transfer student arrives. Klaine, AU, smut, chapter 2/2
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
In Which Blaine Also Loves Scarves by ellemedit reviews
Total crack!fic, smut, masturbation. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Kurt's Scarf. I'm so sorry for this, I really am. NC-17. This is a crack!fic, total joke, written for the hilarity and the porn. Don't take it seriously!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Till You Feel The Daylight by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine, sequel to "Teach Me A Lesson". In which Blaine might not technically be Kurt's student anymore, but that doesn't mean he can't sneak into Kurt's office when he's having a bad day. Smut, smut and more smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chalkboard Impressions by floatswithunicorns reviews
Blaine is a student attending a private school. He realizes his feeling for his teacher, Kurt Hummel, and tries to deal with them the best he can. Mature for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Fashion Has No Gender by GleekFan1029 reviews
Blaine knows Kurt wears both male and female clothes. What he doesn't know is what type of clothes he wears underneath.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Climbing Up The Walls by Brilliantim reviews
Kurt has needs that not even his beloved, perfect boyfriend Blaine can fill. But can his deep dark secret be kept and what if he is not the only one carrying twisted secrets? A bloody, killer!klaine fic. Hope you'll enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Mr Anderson by discloseddesire reviews
When Kurt transferred to Dalton to escape Karofsky, he only wanted a safe place to go. He didn't expect to fall in love. With his English teacher.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,199 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Who Taught You To Use Your Hands by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Klaine. Blaine Anderson is a professional. Which means he does not have inappropriate thoughts about his students, and he most certainly does not act on them. Smutty & angsty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hot Fun in the Summertime by Aeria reviews
Future!fic: A heatwave, a power outage, ice and frozen fruit...Hot Fun in the Summertime...obviously. Set about 6 years from the summer they're in now and just, mostly, smutty fluffy fun. COMPLETE now with three parts. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Part of Me by DualWielding reviews
Sequel to Freaking Amazing. Fluffy, Angsty, Smutty M/M in which Blaine is a moronic genius, Kurt is an innocent sex god and Thad has a new idea for a brilliant money making scheme. Rated M. Very M. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton Reform School for Boys by E. M. Zeray reviews
AU Klaine. Dalton is not the place Kurt Hummel belongs. Still he's determined to stick it out for the six months the judge sentences him with and when he meets Blaine Anderson, he starts to think that might not be so difficult...but it might be dangerous.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,750 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Something New for Old Friends by TribeGeneral65 reviews
Nick and Jeff discover a new dimension to their long friendship. Some boys just wanna have fun, but there's more to be had for Niff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Kisses While We Wait by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine kind of really want to go all the way now...they want to be naked and do...everything. But sometimes, when everyone else is home and the door has to stay open, you just have to settle for fast kisses and glimpses of skin.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Second Chance by midatlantic reviews
Future fic! Blaine is a Social Worker in Columbus, OH working with troubled teens in a residential home. Kurt is lost to him in the stratosphere of Hollywood. A talented 16 year old boy is the catalyst that brings their worlds crashing back together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,789 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cookies by loki-dokey reviews
Baby!Kurt is on a mission to reach the top shelf. Why? Cookies, of course. He hates the fact that the cookies are so high up. Silly kitchen pixies. Glee. Kid!fic. Inspired by fan art.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
Kurt Meets the Andersons by ledancingninja reviews
Kurt meets the Anderson twins as he is tranfered into Dalton Reform School for Boys. M for language and man sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Hotter Touch, A Better by alexwishington reviews
In which Kurt is adventurous, and Blaine is just along for the ride. 'tis mostly smut my dears. I am so sorry I have to take the F word out of the title. I don't want to risk my story getting taken down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,925 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blaine Anderson loves his poledancer by agnesiest reviews
A smuty oneshot based, oddly enough, on America's Got Talent. And the amazing Steve. We love you, Steve! Vague spoilers for Sexy, I guess.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Trapped! by WhiteRoseRed reviews
Blaine had no idea that a simple game of hide and seek could lead him to spend 48 hours locked in a cupboard with Kurt. What do you do when you're trapped like that? As tension rises, feeling are confessed. Lots of awkwardness and very fluffy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,989 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Flavors by Silverloveless reviews
Welcome to Flavors where everynight you can have a different taste of the club scene. Follow Kurt and Blaine as they explore the various nights fun that Flavors provides. Some club fun followed by SMUT is always fun. Hope you all like it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sexy by A-Simple-Rainbow reviews
"Blaine Anderson was not jealous. No, sir, he most certainly wasn't. especially because being jealous implied that he was also… And that wasn't the case. Was it?" Blaine realizes he has feelings for Kurt litterally five minues too late.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,272 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Countenance by LadyDemolition reviews
Sequel to 'Composure'. It's Blaine's turn. ;
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Operation: Seduce the Gay Kid by Jalpha reviews
Brittana are on a mission: to get some from Kurt. Blaine thinks it's hilarious, and Kurt can't take any more torture. Smutty one-shot. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Week Daze by SaccharineStoryteller reviews
Things in Blaine and Kurt's sex life have been going a little too slow for Kurt's liking, so he convinces Blaine to loosen up and teach him some new things. One lesson a day for the duration of one week. Rated M for smut. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Small Price to Pay by when the night grows old reviews
AU. klaine. smutty smut smut! Sequel to Drunken Words Speak Sober Thoughts. kurt fulfills all of blaine's sexual needs in one go. S&M ahead...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What You Want, Baby, I Got It by klemonademouth reviews
Outtake from epilogue of We'll All Float On, derived from this line: "Kurt stepped forward, sliding his hands over Blaine's hips and breathing in his ear, 'you are so getting laid tonight.'" Not necessary to have read WAFO to read. Klaine. NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Missing You by subitodolcediva reviews
Blaine sees Kurt off to Nationals with a smile and a kiss. Kurt gives him a mysterious disc with strict instructions for him to watch it alone as a reward for his support. I wonder what could be on this mysterious disc?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Types of Drunks by lawlipopsicle reviews
Blaine turns straight. Kurt turns into man-whore. They had never met before this night.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rebels by Sweet Clementine reviews
Sometimes Kurt and Blaine feel rebellious. They want to have sex and don't care who sees them or says they can't. Fluffy times, Smutty times, and Smuffy times. You can tell by my warnings/rating which one is smuff or smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Freaking Amazing by DualWielding reviews
Kurt's fantasies are getting out of control. He doesn't know how long he'll be able to suppress his feelings before he does something drastic. Abundant smutty goodness with a bit of a plot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kinky Klaine Dates by Mea K reviews
It's Kurt and Blaine's dates! All sorts of kinky stuff happening Read the chapters to find out more! IT IS RATED M FOR A REASON. seduction,gay pub,camp trip,vampires,x-men,sex toys, skirts! ! ! ! !
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'd Do Anything by I Am A Boss Zefron Poster reviews
Blaine couldn't be happier with Kurt, but what happens when Kurt moans someone else's name in his sleep? Will their relationship last, or go even further? And cue the Kurt Sandwich! SMUT, SLASH, KLAINE AND THREESOME, YAY!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Made of Scars by IceQueenRia reviews
He knew Blaine had been taunted at his old school, but didn't realise how brutal it had been, he hadn't even stopped to think about it as he was so preoccupied with his own situation. As he slowly learns the truth, Kurt realises he got off easy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,937 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] - Complete
Timing is Everything by Liz Glenstone reviews
Jeff has had a long day and his roommate, Nick just wants to help relieve his tension...right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Jeff, Nick
Unexpected by PerkyTxGirl reviews
After BIOTA, Kurt is thinking he will never find romance with Blaine but it comes from an unexpected source when another Warbler asks him out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,582 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel by specsO-O reviews
Blaine can't quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
MUHHHUMPH is not really much of an answer by AllHandsLinked reviews
Blaine is trying to have a serious conversation. Kurt is trying not to cum.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Close Quarters by The Minsk reviews
A/U. Nothing is going to get in the way of Finn's perfect year, not even his quirky new roommate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,315 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
All Roads Lead to You by GoingVintage reviews
Puck and Rachel re-establish a friendship on the first day of college that will grow strong over the years until love and loss tears them apart. Will their roads cross again or is what they had too far gone? Puckleberry future fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,160 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
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Insomnia reviews
"I miss your voice, Kurt, I miss your smile and how you used to walk in a room and brighten everyone's day." Kurt Hummel hasn't slept properly in two years and it's pushed his family to breaking point. He's sent to Dalton Academy, a boarding school known to house some troublesome teenagers, in-house therapists and a boy who can help him more than any counsellor ever could.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Coffee Bean reviews
His parents love him, they really do, but there comes a point in life where he needs to stand on his own two feet. Blaine desperately clings to his job as a barista at Java the Hutt or else he's getting financially cut off by his parents. Goodbye freedom, hello Kurt. You're in for a latte laughs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
We Could Be Heroes reviews
A group of random individuals gradually discover they have been given special abilities. While some are coming to terms with the changes others are already using theirs for destruction. Klaine and everything else in a whole big package.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Rescued reviews
When Blaine's hopes and dreams shatter, how can he possibly move on? Le angst! Hopefully less angst later. Yeah... There'll be less angst later Give it a go. Reviews are cookies to me.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dark Blue reviews
Kurt is sick of being pushed around at McKinley and is encouraged by his family to make a transfer. Will he find someone to make all of the pain worth it? ...Most probably. Eventual Klaine. T to M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 75,550 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five Years On reviews
I was strolling through my documents and I found this. Future fic. One shot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Will P., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. - Complete