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What's up niggas?? I'm Jordan Alyse. I'm about to be 17. I'm a junior in highschool. I'm on my school's Color Guard. My junior year will be my 2nd year on the team. My sophomore year I was a rookie on Guard and we went to Nationals and I won 1st place in my age division and won MA National Soloist Champion for my division. I am a dancer. I play the drums, piano, guitar, and I might learn to play the cello:) I sing:) I have blondish hair and eyes that change color. I wear glasses. And I love horses:D
people say that love is simple and easy. well thats a lie. if you agree repost this on ur wall:
soulmate- when they are ur life.
real-love- the moment u know ur in love is when u see that special someone nothing else matters but that person.
love- when u love them but not that much.
puppy-love- when u think u love them but it is just a crush.
-crush- when u like that person but dont love them.
like- when u like them but ur not crushing on them.
dislike- when u dont like them but u dont hate them.
hatred- when u hate them but not really.
-loathing- where u ultimatly cant stand that person.
well i for one think i am experiencing something between puppy-love and real-love.
(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I have friends who FUCK random people so I MUST be fucking random people too.
I tell my GUY FRIENDS I love them so I MUST be fucking all of them.
A Real Boyfriend - everything would be amazing if guys were like this!
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
this is what a real boyfriend does.
suck it you dumb preps!!
Every Abortion Is Just:
If you hate abortion re-post the words above onto ur profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
If you hate racism re-post this
The Dead aren't dead. They're only departed.
The departed aren't gone. They're only forgotten.
The forgotten don't forget. They only remember.
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."
"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"
"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
You laugh at me because I'm strange, I laugh at you because your stupid!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I intend to live forever...So far so good!
Normal people worry me.
You say psycho like it's a bad thing.
One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.
You just keep telling yourself that.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.
What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?
Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
I walk the line between brilliance and insanity.
One day, I will be famous. Then all of you will claim to have been my "best friend" once upon a time. But I know who my real friends are. They're the ones who helped me get where I am.
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
stop being prejudice with the homos! it's rude and not necessary!!
i luv my bffs!!
Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you are so obsessed with the series you can practically quote parts of the book (or chapters), copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
(I Think This Is So Sweet I Almost Cried)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
YOUR GUY SIDE
YOUR GIRL SIDE
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries
listen to me. i know most people dont believe in truelove but how many of u have experienced it? or thought u have? if u have re-post this next bit on your profile.
Though star-blazed skies my mind contained,
And then you entered into my life,
What I never thought possible for me,
And as you now place your sweet lips on mine,
Flames Of Passion
What is this, if not passion
Forever and always
It started out simple
I loved the way you smiled
When you asked me out
We became one
It was like that for a while
But one night, your mind changed
After that it was never the same
I look at you and can only see,
With you there is no end,
In this chaotic world of ours,
You finish the circle throughout my life,
Mystic colors swirl 'round,
Keep me on your mind and in your thoughts,
i love you babe!!
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
this is sad...if you know someone is being abused and they haven't told anyone but you then tell someone- a teacher, councler, someone from the child protection service(c.p.s) tell them bcuz u just might save a life.
Dont grieve for me for now Im free Im following the path God laid for me I took His hand when I heard him call I turned my back and left it all I could not stay another day to laugh, to love, to work or play Tasks left undone must stay that way I found that place at the close of day. If my parting has left a void then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared a laugh a kiss. Ah yes, these things I too will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow. I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow My life's been full I savoured much. Good friends good times a loved ones touch. Perhaps my time seems all to brief don’t... lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me. God wanted me now. He set me free
i love you... don't forget me. i may be dead but keep me in your heart. i will watch over you and you can see don't grieve for me god set me free. free from the pain that is in my life free from the words so harsh that had become a daily thing in my life i am free and am watching over you. i love you forever and always!
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
From a Sweet Guy to his Best Friend( a girl) this has happened to me and i was too stupid to realize he loved me and now its to late cuz he's dead- he killed himself last year cuz of abuse :'(
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I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a bitch or a whore I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. (That is totally me)
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all. yes i have... many times but most of the time i say no.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."
the link below is for a profile badge for my facebook. my facebook name is Jordan Alyse :) add me if ya wanna :D
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the poem suicidal is a poem i wrote a long time ago when i was going thru a hard time. and yes i put some song lyrics in there but it was part of what was wrong with me. still is :)
i'm in a void of darkness
with red running down my wrist
now if you listen closely
i'll tell you a story with a twist
i'm a cutter yes i'm emo
and i hate my life alot
i wish for a release from my pain
but no i've been left here to rot
most people think i'm crazy
they're not far from the truth
with a gun in my hand
i'm about to shoot
as i take one last long breath
a single tear fall down
i throw down the gun
as everything crashes all around
my world is thrown into darkness
hello my favorite friend
i'm hearing voices now
and i'm starting to see red
it is not blood i see
it is rage lashing out
because of the people that have found me
they don't know what i'm about
i'm about darkness
i'm about pain
i'm the girl you see
sitting alone in the freezing rain
i'm about rage
i'm about blood
i'm about black
not the sun
i'm a cutter
yes i'm emo
i'm a goth
i don't like screamo
most people hate me
i don't ever care
my best friend hates me
that's why she's not here
i'm alone in this world
no one to love or to hold
i wish i had someone to love
if i may be so bold
i'm in a void of darkness
there's someone calling my name
it's to late for that now
i've already lost the game
i'm a cutter yes i'm emo
and i despise my life alot
i wish i was six feet under
only too bad that i'm not
the only one i have to hold
is my best friend my darling love
she sticks with me
whenever push comes to shove
cuz when push comes to shove
i taste what i'm made of
i might bend till i break
cuz its all i can take
on my knees i look up decide i've had enough
i get mad i get strong
wipe my hands shake it off
then i stand
but i have no energy left in me
no fight that used to surround me
whenever someone looks at me
that is all that they see
i was a cutter yes an emo
and i've a gun in my hand
my fingers on the trigger
music plays from my fave band
i hear a bang
my blood gushes out of my head
i hear a scream
someone calling out my name
i commited suicide
because people talked about me alot
and it's their fault
that all my body can do is rot
i'm the girl they helped kill
i remind them day by day
and to this day i do it still
unloved and unwanted
depressed and lonely
hated and shunned
ugly not lovely
thats a few of the things
that they made me feel
just thought i'd let them know
using a bit of fear
i was quiet sometimes loud
at my middle school
few friends one who understood me
everyone thought i wasnt cool
this is all their fault
and i will hold them to it
i'm a dead girl now
i was suicidal
yes i know i have issues
and i dont give a damn about what you say
but sometimes your hurtful comments
really ruin my day