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Joined 07-03-09, id: 1993580, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tales, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Bio:
I’m a Registered Nurse, specializing in oncology on a floor that still get's plenty of Medical Surgical patients too. I do a 40+ hour work week with a sporadic schedule, so updates will sadly be slow and unsteady. Though not as bad as they've been in the past since I am optimistic now that my life is coming together. Too bad I'm celebrating this fact by taking my chance at having an office room in my apartment and turning it into a toy cave for my action-figure, stuffed dragons and nerdy poster collections. So much for a distraction free place to type.

I love to read. And fanfiction suits me just fine since I often come away from a great story and want more. But sadly the original authors don’t always deliver. Thus I swing by here to eat up all the fun things this community has (hence the account). Or get get ill from and regret venomously like the hangover I've managed not to have so far. Depends on what I stumble into and continue reading, for better or for worse.

As for the stuff I post on here, do keep in mind that I’m not a writer and have no illusions of ever becoming one. I just happen to think up story ideas frequently and sometimes manage to jot them down (if I’m inspired enough). If you enjoy it, shiny. If not, you were warned of my potential suckage. Constructive criticism is more than appreciated. I don’t expect to stop sucking anytime soon if someone doesn’t point out where to plug up my mess. I'm into a lot of nerdy thing but above all else I'm a Transformers fangirl. So in the future most of my stories are probably going to be from that fandom.

As a Writer:
I’m an armature author. Thanks to college I have taken the required English and writing classes for a liberal arts degree. But then, that’s not what makes someone a compelling author to follow. Though it does help with grammar and, to an extent, and various techniques. My actual writing drive primarily comes from my love of a series, dreams about said love and reading another author’s work (fanfiction or otherwise). Sometimes it’s because I saw something I enjoyed and felt inspired by it. But usually it’s because I became fed up with clichés and over the top amounts of ridiculousness that isn't congruent. In those cases, I just have to take the idea and twist it on itself till I can laugh at it. And if I get a reader or two to laugh along as well, that’s just an awesome perk. Music is probably the main factor that actually fuels my writing. Each chapter is inspired by one song more then others, so I've taken to including some of the key lyrics as a way to either introduce/end a chapter or break up the different perspectives. Sometimes when an author throws in lyrics, i know the flow of a fun story can get broken up. Thus why I incorporate the music as a means of transitioning to a different scene anyway.

Other nerdy things I do:
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Other Stories I've Written:
This is the stuff I kept off fanfiction.net for one reason or another. Usually because it wasn't a fanfiction, was a role play I did with someone else or just didn't seem to fit with what I wanted available on here. So if you enjoy my style, feel free to indulge in the other ways I probably shouldn't apply it.

An Amateur Author’s [Derailed] Accountcutid- Complete! There is more I would like to do with this, but fear of continuing it any further might land me in the inescapable realm of Mary-Sue. Also, indulging Skywarp further is dangerous to my already compromised mental stability. Plot wise, it's me trying to study for an exam while my muse, Skywarp, seems to have other ideas. Not a romance by any means, mind you. The Spoiler spin-off story reference might never see the light of the internet, I'm that creeped out by it. Rated PG-13 for mild language and suggestive suggestiveness.

Consent and Control 1: Chemicals React & Consent and Control 2: Best Medicine?- Complete! This is a role play between myself and femme4jack. It take's place in the cannon of the fan twisted movie verse at tf_matrix that I wish I had more time to play with. This this installment, I play Mikaela. Pairing: Ratchet/Mikaela Banes. Rating: NC-17 for mech/female. Codes: Het, Xeno (Transformer/human), Sticky. Summary: A routine lesson in the Med-Bay become a bit more hands on then Mikaela could ever have anticipated when her Non-Biological Extraterrestrial mentor proposes a very different sort of anatomy lesson.

Fire and Fear 2: First Date- Complete! This is a role play between myself, Gatekat and femme4jack. It take's place in the cannon of the fan twisted movie verse at tf_matrix that I wish I had more time to play with. This this installment, I play Maggie. Pairing: Red Alert/Inferno/Maggie Madsen. Rating: NC-17 for mech/female, mech/mech, mech/mech/female. Codes: Slash, Het, Voyeurism, Bondage, Humiliation, Kinky, Xeno (Transformer/Human), Sticky. Summary: After finishing her application process and already recovering from her socket surgery, Maggie finds an urgent e-mail demanding that she report for a 'proper' interview.

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the above is credited to Vaeru (who you should already have on your author alert and favorite list)

Story Status (as of 12/03/11):

Monkey Wrenches - In The Drafting Stage. (AKA: Grease Monkeys2) It finally has a title! This one is still gonna be a while, but I do have the first arch scripted and the rest of the story outlined. Just a matter of fitting in the pieces and stealing them out. I don't want to risk posting anything yet since I might want to deviate later. And nothing gives me worse writers block then trying to type in a direction I'm not feeling anymore. Also, since Done Driving and Drunk Doing has become a prequel I'm taking even more time to hammer out where the characters fit so it can really work as a coherent ongoing story with multiple characters and plot-threads.

[Not]Designation: Spoiler (One Shot) Complete! This never seemed like a good idea at any time, but I typed it anyway. Taking place in the never-to-be-touched-again alternate universe of my Designation: Spoiler story, this is basically my reaction to all those authors that just have to write a forced sex scene for their original characters. If you're looking to feel sympathetic for someone in this situation or live out this type of dark fantasy, you have definitely come to the wrong rape story.

Done Driving and Drunk Doing - In Progress. (Subtly Post Grease Monkeys) This is a story concept I just had to explore. And then my muses for Mikaela and Ratchet got bored and wrote their way into chapter 3, making this story a bridge between my Grease Monkeys and Monkey Wrenches story line. For overall inspiration, I’m going to blame having watched The Hangover back-to-back with both Transformers movies. So as far as the overall story is going to flow: chronological order is considered overrated (much like in The Hangover). I like to think the chapter titles will be blatant enough for you guys to not get too lost on the general sequence. I know Maggie and Jolt already are. Mikaela and Ratchet an the other hand are just having too much fun waiting for their spotlight to return.

Designation: Spoiler - In Progress. A one shot turned full blown story. Even though it doesn't seem to have many readers I can't stop writing it. It's almost cathartic to flesh out Spoiler's character as she gets further away from who I am/was (but admittedly a much worse version) and really comes into her own (much to the chagrin of anyone I write her in the presence of). In other words, she’s an Anti-Mary Sue. Its also a fun side project to work on which makes me feel somewhat productive while I continue to piece together school work and other story ideas. Though this one will continue to drag by in updates because of the lack of viewer pestering. Can't be helped, my writing runs on feedback (condemning or complimentary).

Grease Monkeys - Complete! My first attempt at Transformers fan fiction that apparently worked out alright. Took a while to really plan out, but damn did everything come together better then anticipated in the end. For me it filled in a lot of the plot hole left behind by the second movie and established a fun romance that's more coherent then random. I've come to Extra thanks to all the faves, alerts, and especially reviews. You guys totally gave me the steam to actually get something like this done.

Jill the Giant SLayer - On Hiatus. I finally got to the point I was gunning for and have since lost momentum.

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A Universal Concept by April Raven Girl reviews
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,446 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M.
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following (part 1) by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 219,151 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Annabelle L., Bumblebee - Complete
Bushwhacked by Kisu Pure reviews
An average human, and an average Autobot, each with their own baggage. They discover that life is complicated. Hound/OFC; interspecies romance, drama, and conspiracies. G1 AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,908 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Beachcomber, Hound - Complete
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Once a Decepticon… by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. As the war between Autobots and Decepticons escalates, Thundercracker makes a last stand against himself. Sequel to 'Deviant' and final part of my Thundercracker trilogy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Thundercracker
Thrill of the Hunt by Wide Spread Panic reviews
Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,477 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Trailbreaker, Soundwave
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
Measure of a Man by nej47 reviews
Sequel to Deanzilla! On top of demons, angels and even Sam, Dean must also struggle with his new giant powers. To add insult to injury, the key to controlling them is an affront to his no-chick-flick-moments male pride.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,184 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3450 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Fallout: Apocalypse by Nan00k reviews
Their world destroyed by the arrival of Galvatron and the Fallen, a group of Autobots, Decepticons and humans tried to survive. They made a choice - and now, they find themselves with the chance to fix things… to fix everything. Sequel to Fallout. AU2007
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 363,255 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Jazz, The Fallen - Complete
Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 214,093 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Revelations by Nan00k reviews
When a desperate Castiel showed up on his doorstep, Dean wasn't amused. They had an hour to save the world from Raphael's second apocalypse plans. Now they, Gabriel, and a hapless mother to be have ten months to hope their decision will stop him. AU S6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,291 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, OC, Gabriel
A Human Friend by Fire Redhead reviews
Sequel to "A Pet Squishy". Set in AHM universe. As Earth falls and the human race is crushed beneath Decepticon rule, can Thundercracker and Lana's unique friendship endure?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,768 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
What Forever Means by ladyofdarkstar reviews
Megatron is forced to come to terms with himself when the one human he loves--in his own twistedly dark and horrible way--begins to die. He has a choice to make: let her die or ask Prime and the Autobots for help. But will Prime help? Reviews are love! :D
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
The Deadliest Foe: Boredom by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The younglings are bored, which is never a good thing. Especially with tons of mechs around to torture. The mechs find that bored young-bots are much scarier than the cons ever were. Takes place between Are We There Yet and How Far We've Come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
How Far We've Come by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The Decepticons have discovered Ore-13 on Earth and as more and more cons arrive on Earth, can the bots keep control of their outpost and not blow their cover? Now with more youngling hijinks and terrorized mechs. Sequel to Are We There Yet?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009
I love this Car by Soundwave 0107 reviews
Soundwave is having a lot of fun, to say the least. Two-shot, written for the LOLz XD Enjoy! :D Second chapter on popular demand
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Soundwave, Carly M. - Complete
Rise Of The Bumblebee by Vanillastar reviews
Jessica is Sam's older sister, while her brother and parents are gone on vacation Jessica is stuck at home in 100 degree heat, with no air conditioner. What is she gonna do? Car!Bumblebee/OC, warning MAJOR SMUT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bumblebee
Fallout by Nan00k reviews
Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,874 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Something You Miss by Keelywolfe reviews
Transformers: Prime Universe. Set after the episode 'Con Job', Ratchet really shouldn't drink too much of Wheeljack's energon. Worse things might happen than a processor ache. Slash. Ratchet/Optimus. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Deviant by Taipan Kiryu reviews
After making amends with his origins, Thundercracker is forced to deal with long hidden doubts that will lead him to question the Decepticon cause and look for his true identity. The biggest transformations happen inside. Sequel to my fic "Purple rain".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,550 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
For Educational Purposes Only by Keelywolfe reviews
Sam and Mikaela have questions and they look to Ratchet for answers. Primus help them all. Slash. Optimus/Ratchet, hinted Sam/Bee/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Minor Setback by Mentally Hilarious reviews
Phenomena occurs on an away mission. While retrieving the captain the crew is surprised to find that he has been shrunk. Spock is determined to help Jim return to his natural size since being smaller than a tribble makes it difficult to run a ship. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Crosswinds by dixiegurl13 reviews
Post G1 Movie. A wandering soul decides to take up residence back on Earth. Problem is not everyone is too thrilled with the idea of having a resident ghost haunt their air base, least of all Capt. Alexis "Spades" O'Conner. Starscream X Alexis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,591 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Starscream, Alexis
Azure by Faecat reviews
Behind Blue Eyes has inspired yet another introspective songfic. Looking into the lives of some of our favorite Autobots and finding that they have some rather intense secrets held within their sparks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
The Poet and the Pendulum by Disgruntled Cola reviews
Allison was having a bad month. When her car breaks down, her boss goes missing and she finds herself stalked by a sentient robot named Wheeljack, things take a turn for the worse. OC, harmless fluff r/r plz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,243 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Jux: The Napkin Manuscripts by Vol reviews
Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir by Cazcatharsis reviews
The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Frenzy, Jazz
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Ornery Soldiers and Sadistic Medics by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame Kyron's Sadism Ratchet icon for producing the plot bunny. Movie Ratchet & Ironhide doin what they do best; driving each other crazy as only two old people can. Yay for rated M mech smex! RatchetxIronhide...or IronhidexRatchet, you be the judge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Musical Misconceptions by KageOkami666 reviews
Few knew the true reason for Jazz’s love of listening to music at high to audio shattering volumes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Didjerry by dfastback68 reviews
Movieverse 07: Music doesn't always come from instruments. Maggie/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jazz, Maggie M. - Complete
Cherish by Cyndi reviews
He made the world okay by being a part of hers. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after Lines. o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/17/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Call by Cyndi reviews
Mikaela still had the phone in her hand. He never gave her a chance to set it down. .o OptimuxMikaela, takes place just after Lines. o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2009 - [Optimus Prime, Mikaela B.] - Complete
Lines by Cyndi reviews
Mikaela discovers she's pregnant and Sam is running the other way. Afraid and alone, she calls the last name on her list...Optimus. The events following that conversation will change them forever. .o OptimusxMikaela, Danceverse o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,580 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Collateral Damage by Addadain reviews
Bumblebee falls for the human woman he accidently runs over while being chased by Barricade. Some Humor. Includes vampires. Lucien LaCroix amongst others. MmMMMm.. Vampires and giant robots. Rated for language and smut.
Crossover - Forever Knight & Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,981 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bumblebee
Let's Talk About Sex by Dwimordene reviews
Because with sex and politics, there's always more than meets the eye. 2007 movie consistent; AU for ROTF characterization. Sam, Mikaela, Bumblebee, Blaster, and Ratchet. Rating for theme. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Shifting Gears by Cyndi reviews
Stroking it does nothing, but a firm grip... .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after A Road Paved in Friendship. o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Hit and Run by MakeACircuitWithMe reviews
When you live with the Autobots, you'd better be ready for the ride of your life! **WARNING! Contains graphic scenes of human x mech sex. Don't like - don't click! ***PLEASE READ & REVIEW - I'LL MAKE MORE IF YOU LIKE IT*** Sideswipe X Human OC, Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Wildrider by QoS reviews
When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Wildrider - Complete
First Impressions by orgasmicgratz reviews
Post 2007 Movieverse, G1 intros. Skywarp finds and accidentally saves a human and everything goes to hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 122,977 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Skywarp, Hot Rod - Complete
A Serpent is Entwined by a Serpent by Black Ankle reviews
A sadistic game intertwines the fate of predator and prey. And slowly, they devour one another. Barricade/Maggie. Warning: Graphic violence, sexual themes, and NC. formerly titled Endgame
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Barricade, Maggie M. - Complete
Prowl's Origin by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The Decepticons weren't only ones that reprogrammed mechs to fill their ranks. The Autobots get their hands on Barricade.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Barricade
Doctors and Patients by Sergeant Duck reviews
Ratchet may have met his match. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Eventual slash later on so rated M I guess.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Of a Feather by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1. Oneshot. They didn’t know why the alien jets chose to fly with them. Perhaps they were bored. Perhaps they liked messing with their heads. Perhaps they just didn’t like flying alone. Seeker-centric, OCs involved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Symmetry by Aspirare reviews
TF:A. Every second in command needs to meet four requirements: act as an anchor, offer assistance whenever needed, be a confidante, and provide balance. Prowl/Optimus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Only Human by ijuintekka reviews
A Skywarp centric story loosely themed around the the season 3 episode "Only Human".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Skywarp
Are We There Yet? by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The war has just started and the Autbots have a new outpost: Earth. Plans go awry and Wheeljack finds himself stranded on Earth with six younglings to care for: Sides, Sunny, Hot Rod, Bee, Blue, and Drift ; if they don't deacitivate him first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Wheeljack - Complete
First and Amistad by Mummyluvr reviews
His mother told him two things: Angels were watching over him, and good little boys always got what they prayed for. Eventually, Dean realized that he wasn’t good. No pairings.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Domestic Liberation by Lnzy1 reviews
Alternate G1. It is suggested by many experts that if you ever find yourself kidnapped or taken hostage, it is always a better choice to cooperate with the assailant to avoid injury, but does this rule apply to alien abductions as well?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,992 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Desire by KayDeeBlu reviews
*G1* One shot. Three Seekers, one human female...sexual inhibitions *always* win. Mature content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Barricade: Jealousy by LittleMewLugia reviews
Barricade is lonely, and is jealous when he sees the affection Bumblebee gets from Sam. He decides he wants the same thing, and sets out to get it.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Barricade, Sam W. - Complete
Puppy by Mummyluvr reviews
Dean Winchester doesn’t talk, not unless he’s a little self-medicated. And tonight, he’s a lot self-medicated. Dean/Castiel pre-slash if you’re wearing your slash goggles! One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Sent Me An Angel Instead by Mummyluvr reviews
The vessel asked for help. Help was given, even if it might not have been in the form he was expecting. He needed to see the light of truth, though, and the only way to do that was to show him the darkness. Dean/Castiel. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Now I Lay Me by Mummyluvr reviews
He didn’t believe in God, but maybe the angel, his angel, could change his mind. After all, Something had to love him an awful lot to save him. And that was all he ever really wanted. Dean/Castiel. 4.02 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Teacher's Pet by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Mikaela is having trouble learning how to shoot properly. Ironhide is there with his expertise to help. Warning: contains mech/human interaction! -oneshot, written for July/Aug TF Rare Pairing on LJ-
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Mikaela B., Ironhide - Complete
Resolution by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/OC; postmovie 2007* 2 months after the battle for the Allspark. A human girl has a strange disease. Good thing is, Autobots are willing to solve her problems. Bad thing is, Decepticons want their share of fun, too...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,249 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Jazz
The amalgamation of Apathy by Lnzy1 reviews
JUX One-shots. Cafei and Evelyn's mis adventuers aboard the Autobot ship, Metellus Cursor. Previously titled "Hygiene high-jinks". Boring situations often yeild the most entertaining results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Doing Time by DarkAngelLillith reviews
What did they do to get thrown in the brig? Chapter 3: From the medbay to the brig. It's the medic's turn to get acquainted with the brig.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Encounters by iratepirate reviews
Oneshot. A midnight encounter between a human and a Decepticon; sometimes passion can be found in the most unexpected of places. Rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Thundercrackers Pet by Gafthat reviews
Thundercracker decides he wants a human pet. It doesnt turn out well. Just a little piece of crack XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Purple rain by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Trends by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: We all knew it. It was so glaringly obvious. Optimus Prime and Megatron are trend-setters.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Barricade, Optimus Prime - Complete
Indefinite Objects by Dwimordene reviews
Movieverse 2007 Logic: it's an elegant weapon for a barbaric and xenophobic age. Sorry, George Lucas. Maggie, Glenn, and Ratchet.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Glen W., Maggie M. - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
One Night, One Lifetime by DarkAngelLillith reviews
He was bored. She was drunk. Somehow they ended in the same place at the same time. They don't like it but they can't help it either. Written for someone in Lj who gave the prompt for the pairing. WARNINGS: HOLOMECH/HUMAN Surprise pairing.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bonecrusher, Judy W. - Complete
Cow Tipping by Sakon76 reviews
2007 movie. More than one alien species has visited the Earth. A close encounter of the fourth kind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Soldier by Sakon76 reviews
2007 movie. When Captain William Lennox told Sam "You're a soldier now!" little did he realize the change he was sparking in the teenager's future.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
A Dance to Remember by Cyndi reviews
Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Thrown to the Front Lines by Dreamchylde reviews
G1 2007 A young scientist & her project to help save lives becomes the target of evil alien robots. What happens when your comfortable life turns into a fight for survival & you're thrust into an intergalactic war of epic proportion? JazzxRachel fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,170 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Ghost Stories by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Something to remember by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Due to a malfunction in the space bridge, Starscream and Carly are sent to a dangerous and distant planet, where they will have to cooperate with each other in order to survive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
In Shadows by Cyndi reviews
Darkness suited him...but he didn't belong in it. Armada universe, OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Bridges by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
The Departed by KayDeeBlu reviews
*Movie Verse 07 AU* - A bittersweet emotional tale about Bluestreak and the intricate, complicated relationship he forms with a human named Kate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,500 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Hug by Nightwind reviews
G1 Jazz needs a hug, but Prowl's feeling uncooperative. Not really what I'd call a 'fic' because it's too short, but I think it's fun. Also 'slash.' In case of slash allergy or fluff allergy stay away...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 581 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Beast Wars In Short by Lady Dementia reviews
Just because I like the series doesn’t mean I can’t poke fun at it!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
The High Road by Nightwind reviews
G1 Downed and badly damaged in Death Valley, Thundercracker has nothing left to do but think. Oh, the HORROR!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2001 - Thundercracker - Complete
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Done Driving and Drunk Doing reviews
Waking up with a stranger after a night of partying isn’t exactly unheard of. Unless one happens to be a sassy Aussie babe and the other a conceited alien robot. Be prepared for awkward hangovers after super-advanced extraterrestrial horsepower gone wrong
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,943 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Jolt, Maggie M.
NotDesignation: Spoiler One Shot reviews
You don't have to read Designation: Spoiler to follow this. Though you may not get that it's really just a joke in completely poor taste. Contains eventual pseudo-con between a delightfully unlikeable heroin and a lovable villain.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Skywarp
Designation: Spoiler reviews
Inter-faction relationships rarely work out. No matter how headlights-over-tailpipe a con could be for a bot. Rated for strong Cybertronian language and crude mechanical innuendos courtesy of an Anti-Mary Sue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Optimus Prime, Thundercracker
Grease Monkeys reviews
09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,958 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
Jill the Giant SLayer reviews
Jack may be a prick but damn did he luck out when those beans turned into a road toward potential riches. Witness to the events that follow, Jack’s neighbor Jill decides to try her luck above the clouds. GT fetish fic Warning: I don't have an editor yet
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009