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Joined 07-03-09, id: 1993645, Profile Updated: 02-20-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Mortal Instruments.

You are always allowed to tell me about my grammar and spelling errors. You can tell me if my writing is the crappiest thing in the world, unless there's a bad day notice on my page. (Then you wait until the notice changes before shooting me down.) You can douse me in flames all you want. Me? I just want the truth.

Am I having a bad day today? Yes No

Max does not associate herself with a brand of toy horses known as My Little Pony, contrary to popular belief.

Important things first. Like...

My stories:

~Not to be Expected: Harry Potter fanfic. It's about to be taken off site anyways so I'm not going to bother. (Goodbye, little fic. Wait, that sounded wrong.)

~If I Wasn't There: First book in the If series; my greatest success thus far. Harry Potter/Maximum Ride crossover, where Max is Voldie's daughter and she has to get the Flock on their side but then things come up and yeah... Completed

~If I Never Live: Book two in the If series. Harry Potter/Maximum Ride crossover, where horrible memories are coming back and Max wishes she didn't live them once, much less live them again

~Between the Two: Mortal Instruments/Harry Potter crossover. I was reading the Mortal Instruments and those two werewolves were having that conversation about who would win: Magnus or Dumbledore. My take on it. (See epilogue of City of Ashes) Feel free to suggest ideas. Randomness is your best friend.

~Running Out of Words to Say: Maximum Ride fanfic, where Max is one of the school track stars and the top of the school and popular while Fang is the quiet, dark, mysterious, and not particularly shy new kid. They fall in love (kinda), and Fang won't talk to her. (On hold because I'm suffering from post-evil-reviewer sadness. D'X)

~Jell-o Shots: Just something I wrote out of boredom and sudden inspiration about Teddy babysitting all his little cousins and they find something called a shot cup and he has to explain what it is. Completed.

~Better than You: The childhood of Alecto and Amycus Carrow. Yes, I know their names don't match their gender and I'll explain why later. Anyways, Amy's a cheerleader and Alec's a Quidditch player and I have no idea where this is going. :D It's on hold until I get angry people demanding me to update. Or until I finish the things I'm currently working on.

~Champion: Companion (sorta) fic to the If series; remember Dave? Real life Dave wanted to write something so we ended up with this. Co-written with Brubin

Would you like me to write a story? I was considering these after I finish a few of my current projects:

~YumixUlrich Cinderella version: Basically a Cinderella story with Sissi getting on everyone's nerves, no evil stepmother yet, Yumi's the quiet and unnoticed one of Kadic and Ulrich is, as usual, the 'prince' everyone wants. I've just noticed that no one's written one yet so I'm tempted to write one just so there is one.

~YumixUlrich version of Running Out of Words to Say: It was already an idea way back in the beginning of Running Out of Words to say with a role reversal; Yumi's the slightly less quiescent new girl and Ulrich's a track and soccer star with all the girls throwing themselves at his feet.

~Code Lyoko/Soul Eater crossover: Yumi's friends from Japan come for a student exchange program and they find Lyoko. It's just something I want to write after I'm finished with all the stuff I've started.

Also taking suggestions.

I Like:

Wolves (especially the ones with wings...)
Actually, make that pretty much any animal
My iPod (can't live without it)
Ice skating (even if I suck at it)
Asdf on Youtube
Youtube in general
Pudding (What? It's true.)
Graphic Novels (My life)
My friends
My email
Getting emails saying that ppl reviewed
Getting emails saying that ppl fave'd the story
Getting emails from friends
Getting emails from people
Getting emails in general unless it's about yet another overdue book from the library
Poetry (see here)
Depressing Poetry (yes, really)
When people send me good comments about my poetry
Mushroom clouds
Camping with the whacked out family (I don't think we're related though)
Mysterious island visiting via kayak
Partying like a drunkard even though you're not drunk
Code Lyoko
Yumi and Ulrich sitting not it a tree, f-u-c...never mind
The fact that season 5 of Code Lyoko comes out this year (OMG!)
Hawaiian pizza
Vanilla bean cake
Vanilla everything
The color black
The color blue
Pieces of flair
Your mom (j.k.)
Post it notes turned origami
Origami earrings
Minty stuff
Candy canes
Chocolate mint candy canes
Penguins (not for eating)
Cookies and cream
Raw cookie dough
Cooked cookie dough
White chocolate and macadamia cookies
Buttercream frosting
Dancing in the rain
Dancing in the rain without getting sick
Fruity shampoo
Random comments
Hot chocolate
Martial arts (even if I suck)
Funny faces
Serious faces that make people laugh
Twisting around someone's lame attempt to irk me and make them feel stupid
Swallowing gum
Bothering people
High school credit
Good graffiti (where do you learn how to do good graffiti anyways? I want to learn!)
Art in general
Northwestern science
Stalkers that aren't stalking me
Fish (both for looking at and eating)
'I never...' The game
Random dinner foods in the fire pit burning while we try to roast marshmallows (smells funny. Just saying...)
0.5 lead in pretty mechanical pencils
Asian people (I'm Asian. :D)
Asian nerds with glasses
People who can play a guitar
People with positive IQs
Converse shoes
Extra Credit
How the Imsa application forms could be longer

I Hate:

You (no, just kidding.)
Annoying people (if you're annoying, then I wasn't kidding about the one above)
Getting sick
Hot liquids running down any article of clothing
Cold liquids running down any article of clothing
Anything running down any article of clothing that shouldn't be running down articles of clothing
Blood stains (not blood, just the stains)
When writers on Fanfiction or Fictionpress spell things wrong or have bad grammar and wrong punctuation and all that stuff. I'm not a pessimist. It just annoys me, okay?
When people request a certain number of reviews before they post the next chapter
When Rose Hathaway get pregnant with Dimitri Belikov's child. TOO MANY OF THEM ROAM THIS FANFICTION UNIVERSE!
The fact that some stories never get finished
Finishing a story and the only review I get is 'you could do better'
Finishing a great book, movie, etc and finding out that there are very few fanfiction stories for it (like Nightschool, for example. And the fact that there aren't enough YumixUlrich ones either)
Mold (ew)
Washing moldy containers (ew ew ew and ewer)
The fact that I'm not allowed to get a dog
Spam (email and canned spreadable ham alike)
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate frosting
Chocolate anything that tastes bitter
When people don't review (actually, it just makes me sad.)
Burnt marshmallows that can't be eaten anymore
The smell of roasting grapes, plastic, graham crackers, cereal boxes and anything else that shouldn't be roasting in a fire
Bananas (it's just something about how squishy it is)
Lego Mars Mission Theme Music (because my brother won't stop playing it)
When my computer crashes
Halo addicts
SAT prep courses (not even out of middle school and guess what? SAT prep course for you, little girl!)
My school-seven-days-a-week-unless-it's-a-holiday-or-you're-dead-or-in-a-coma-or-otherwise-similarly-occupied schedule (my all time not updating excuse)
Falling off skateboards
Running my fingers through my hair and realizing that there's a big dent in the back
Being criticized
Being asked out 120 time in one minute by the same person over and over (you'd imagine that they'd understood what 'no' meant)
Plain yogurt sold made by American brands (Chinese plain yogurt actually tastes good)
People who tell me I'm not good enough
People who rip on my art
People who produce a painting of a bunch of paint on a canvas and get rich while I'm drawing chalk horses that look real and I don't even get paid
When people don't know when to stop talking
People who irk me
When people talk about embarrassing thing and you tell them to stop but they won't
Guys who insist they have a mustache no matter how many times I tell them they don't
Guys that don't seem to get that I'd like them better if they didn't have a mustache
People that ditch me
People who freak out when they find out that my parents are not multi-billionaires just because their parents are
English teachers who tell me that my poems have to have a 'So What?' So what? I don't want my poems to have a 'So What?' So what are you going to do about it?
Teachers that favor popular kids
When my Skullcandy breaks
People with seemingly no IQ
People who insult mentally retarded people
Myself when I accidentally laugh at a mean joke
Cafeteria food
When cookies aren't chewy
When cookies are too chewy
When cookies are too sweet
The chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookies
Slow internet connections
The smell of alcohol
The smell of lit cigar/cigarettes
Dead snakes
The last episode/book of an amazing series
The fact that the carpet floor is wet and now my sock is wet
People with funky grammar on Wikias
Funny doorbells
When my computer hard drive gets cleaned out
The mute button
How the Imsa application forms could be shorter
How I'm pretty sure I'm not getting into Imsa

Pm me anytime u want. I'm here every now and then. If you email me and I don't know you, then I'm going to think you're a stalker.

My fiction press account is over here. Go visit it sometimes. I've got one shots and poems 'cause I always bore my readers... *winkwink*

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A myth

(Laugh; it's funny.)

And just because I'm me...we get the dirty jokes

Q: What begins with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? I dare you to scream it. You won't? I'll do it...
A: FIRETRUCK! (Get it?)

Q: What begins with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? Try screaming this one.
A: POPCORN! (yum! i like cinnamon and butter!)

Did you know that roughly 90 percent of the pictures of the internet are of naked women? Now you know. Are you disgusted? You should be.

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nonna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought...that it might be cold?)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:"Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what? Outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nut.

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nut"

(Gee, who would have imagined?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(Aw, thanks for ruining the world wide dream of flying...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with the tourists.

Cocktail lounge in Norway:

At a Budapest zoo:

Doctors office, Rome:

Hotel, Acapulco:

Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:

Car rental brochure, Tokyo:

In a Nairobi restaurant:

On an Athi River highway:

On a poster at Kencom:

In a City restaurant:

One of the Mathare buildings:

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

In a Pumwani maternity ward:

In a cemetery

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

In a Tokyo bar:

In a Bangkok temple:

Hotel room notice, Chiang-Mai, Thailand:

Hotel brochure, Italy:

Hotel lobby, Bucharest:

Hotel elevator, Paris:

Hotel, Yugoslavia:

Hotel, Japan:

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:

Taken from a menu, Poland:

Supermarket, Hong Kong:

From the "Soviet Weekly":

In an East African newspaper:

Hotel, Vienna:

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:

Hotel, Zurich:

An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

A laundry in Rome:

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:

In a Swiss mountain inn:

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!

In a barbershop: "If you're not becoming to her, you should be coming to us".

Signs seen in Great Britain.

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS




Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR





Metaphorses be with you! (Say it out loud)

Be sure to proofread, because you might some words out.

FRIENDS: Will dare you to embarrass yourself by calling things out to your crush which hates the fact you like them but will put up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will yell "Y.M.C.A scratch you balls and say WHY ARE WE GAY?" to your crush just to embarrass you not caring about themselves.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME, DID YA MISS ME?"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass with his/her dad's base ball bat

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this crap

Girl Comebacks!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "girl comebacks"

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:
1)Repost and show you care
2)Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A true boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

(Ironic, seeing as I don't have a boyfriend...)

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Our parents and our grandma immigrated from China. So, it's either my mum or dad or me or my brother or my grandma. I'm not sure but I don't think there are any Chinese in my family.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

What happens if you put 'this side up' facing down while popping microwave popcorn?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (My grandad said that too!)

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... (mmmmmm... pie...)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil... Wait, no, It's Edward Cullen painted Silver... Still as bad...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

She who laughs last laughs the Laughiest.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

A synonym is a word you use when you don't know how to spell the other one.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

In two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

The grass is always greener on t.v.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

My favorite books!

~Harry Potter (like the rest of the world)

~Maximum Ride

~Twilight Series (Sorta kinda um...)

~Percy Jackson and the Olympians

~The Hunger Games


~House of Night (Nefert is a really weird principal...)

~Hate List


~Vampire Academy

~Alex Rider

My Favorite Anime/Manga/Graphic Novel/Cartoon/Anything like that!

~Kitchen Princess

~Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA)

~Fruits Basket

~Soul Eater


~Gothic Soccer

~Spy Goddess

~Imadoki! Nowadays

~Code Lyoko (my current favorite!!!)

Favorite Characters (1 per book/anime/manga/whatev)

~Bree Tanner (Twilight Series)

~Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson and the Olypians)

~Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy)

~Jaq (Nightschool...I thought he was a girl...)

~Primrose Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

~Can't pick one for Harry Potter. Sorry peeps!

~Can't pick one for Maximum Ride either.

~Stevie Rae (House of Night)

~Astird (Gone)

~Alex (Alex Rider, duh)

~Maka (Soul Eater)

~Al (Go! Go! Alphonse! FMA)

~Najika (Kitchen Princess)

~Kyo (Fruits Basket; I'm a lil rat, ironically. ^-^)

~Yumi or Ulrich...ugh, they're so darn cute; I just can't pick (Code Lyoko)

Important dates:

March 16: When FANG is released in the U.S.A. (Done!)

August 24: When Mockingjay is released in the U.S.A. (Done!)

Some time in May: When Burned comes out. (Done!)

October 26: When Nightschool book 4 comes out (Done! And I even bought it!)

December 9: When Last Sacrifice comes out (and it's my friend's birthday :) (Done!)

Next year in March (???): ANGEL comes out

Some point in the future: Avatar II comes out

2013: Maximum Ride the moive comes out

Some time this year (I think): Season five of Code Lyoko comes out (25 episodes!)

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Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants by Envy and Fury reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
Maximum Ride: Wings vs Wands by Madeline Cullen reviews
Max and the flock have been captured by the Order of the Phoenix. On Jeb's orders. What's their mission? Make sure the Ministry doesn't mess up Hogwarts. "Fang wanted to live on a vacant island. Well this is as close as it was going to get," I muttered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009
Out of Boundaries by Lioness Amythest reviews
Lily Evans is a young Auror assigned to Alaster Moody. During a case she meets an intriguing Death Eater with a dark past: James Potter. When she starts investigating his history, she begins to question his involvement with Voldemort. As she gets closer to this highly attractive and dangerous man, her own life and Auror license is put on the line. Revised and Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,360 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The One She Needed The Most by blacknblu30 reviews
Who would've thought that the one person, Lily Evans would need the most was the one who looked like the one killing her. Can James bring Lily out of her prison in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Malfoy's Son by xoxoS.A.M reviews
Rose Weasley makes a new friend and soon love stirs the air. There's only one itsy bitsy problem. Her family hates his guts. And only because of an old, unjustified grudge. Will Rose be forced to choose between the two? Rated T for MILD language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,271 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
My Life Would Suck Without You by my.name.is.mary reviews
It was a sunny September morning when I first saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her bright red hair caught my eye, but when her hazel eyes suddenly found mine, I knew, I was in love................................... SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,280 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
It Wasn't Worth Losing You by Sasurealian reviews
I am going through life loving someone who I am afraid to admit my feelings to. Year by year times goes on and soon I begin to wonder if it is too late? Is it worth risking our friendship over? I am just too shy and I don't know why. SebaCiel Yaoi / AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Chipettes by ice around the moon reviews
Post Movie. While Dave goes on a business trip, he calls in a babysitter to watch the munks. Little did they know that she has a few munks of her own.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,858 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Inevitable by Demelza Visconti reviews
Bella moves to Forks when she is sixteen and becomes a vampire. After confusion and worry, she meets the Cullens. Will Edward love her, vampire or not? Will they make it through the difficulties of their lives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mixed Emotions by ubyrai reviews
Who was he kidding? Friends don't almost kiss. Friends don't sway slowly to romantic music. So if they weren't that...what were they? Rated T...its pretty safe though. If you R&R you'll make my day.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Worlds Apart by J-Pop Princess reviews
Maka has something she has been meaning to tell Soul for a long time, only she can't do it face to face. Instead she will go to that special place where they shared their first dance, a place that only exists inside the man she loves. Soul/Maka LEMON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Lightening Wings by LittleDarkG reviews
Jeb has been gone for 2 years before their lives get turned upside down by just 6 pieces of parchment. Harry's 4th year, FAX in later chapters possible trio/flock in future chapters - start of angel experiment : rated T coz im awesome like that
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,652 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From Hate to Love by emeraldeyez222 reviews
Lily hated him since before she could remember. He thought the feeling was mutual then he found out he loved her. Will she ever stop refusing him? Not as far as Lily's concerned...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,007 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/2/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lord of the Wind by teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,424 - Reviews: 5733 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Thinking of You by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
This is a fic about Bella and Edward who were engaged back in 1918 during the Spanish Influenza but then Edward dies. Now years later they are both vamps and what will Edward say when he realizes who the new girl is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Lives & Loves by MissRenesmeeRose reviews
What would happened if Bree was givin the chance to stay w/ the Cullens? How will she deal w/ friends & family? Will she fall in love? contains flashbacks. better summary inside. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW : 'NOT BASED ON SHORT SECOND LIFE OF BREE TANNER'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,025 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bree - Complete
Magical Mayhem: The Phoenix Flies by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Objectives: Keep flock ready to fight at a moments notice. Stop Fang from being sucked back into the wrong crowd. Easy enough, right? Not exactly, especially with the idea of the school teaming up with Voldemort looming over head. Sequel to Magical Mayhem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,191 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Marauding Maximum Ride by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
Max meets the Marauders at Hogwarts soon after she had discovered she was a little magic. She'd been kicked out of her flock, but what happens when they come back, attending Hogwarts, too? Rated K 'Cause I'm Paranoid. Set after STWAOES and Marauder Era!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,137 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Change of Scenery by ruthless527 reviews
Takes place after FB. Dimitri has accepted Tasha's offer so Rose leaves to complete her field trials at an academy in CA. As she starts to allow herself to love another, will Dimitri try to get her back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,313 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
IM in Love by fangimumride97 reviews
FAX! What will happen when the Flock get IM accounts? Not all IM though... much story too... Click on that link to dive into the adventurous side of IM! DISCLAIMER: I TOTALLY OWN NOTHING OF JP'S!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Out of time by VAfan1 reviews
I know this has been done a ton of times before. What if Rose was taken before graduation and became a Strigoi?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,371 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Move Along by Ramenette reviews
Hot tears fell down her face, blending in with the rain. Lily quickly began to stalk away but was stopped by a loud response by James. “Lily, I love you!” She stood there, crying, sniffling, and pondering his words, wondering if she felt the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Flock X by Flyleaf12345 reviews
Max realizes she is in love with Fang, who is with Lissa. So Max uses her band to tell him. Featuring songs from Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, and more! You can even suggest a song! The story is WAY better than it sounds. I swear. Full summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,506 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bittersweet Visitors by twilightfan213 reviews
Edward left. Bella is the princess of the volturi. What will happen when a familar family visit the volturi? Summary is bad!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks Flys by ice around the moon reviews
The Voice tells Max to go to Forks, but all does not go well, as usual. The Flock is attacked by the wolves, the Volturi come back, Max starts falling for Fang, and a new friend who turns out to be a traitor could be their saviour in the end. F/M Alec/OC
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,665 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Max - Complete
Separation by Zikkie reviews
At age eight, Max and Fang are best friends. Max is forced away from him by her dad. Six years later, fate brings them together once again. But will everything be the same? Or has Max found a new best friend--and possibly a new lover? All human; AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,161 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
So yeah maybe that is okay after all by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
Sharing a bathroom with your enemy - bearable, Becoming friends with said enemy - not probable but possible, Falling in love with enemy - more chance of Voldemort dressing as Frank N. Furter. Final Chapter Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,177 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Meaning of Denial by SilverScreech reviews
Nudge tries to convince herself she's not falling for Iggy... And fails miserably. Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Mind of A Mutant by Flyleaf12345 reviews
Fang loves Max, everyone knows it but her. Read Fang's diary as he tries to tell her he loves her. All Fang's pov. Kind of like the story Diary of A Lovesick Mutant. Oh, and any ideas for a better title?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,908 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Fang - Complete
Meeting Max by Il Cielo Piove delle Stelle reviews
The Flock meet Max for the first time in the School. Max has the eerie ability to show someone fear and pain. Will the two worlds collide and break, or peacefully go together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Max - Complete
Hold Me Close by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
FAXNESS Need I say more? After Max discovers that Fang is the cure to her nightmares, a mysterious man appears, claiming to be Fang's father. Could Max lose Fang forever? Before she has even sorted out her feelings? Or is love waiting for her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
She Stole My Heart by Rider of Dreams reviews
All Human! Fang's parents die and he goes to an orphange where he meets the flock and Ella. He falls in love with Max, but she is afraid to like him back, because, well, you'll see later on in the story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Step Into the Night by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Remus and Tonks- an unlikely duo. Can a Punkrock Auror and Deceivingly Quiet Professor-ish Werewolf make it work? Place your bets now! 31 chapters, OoTP through HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,564 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Italy Skies by ice around the moon reviews
Sequel to Forksflys. When a friend is in danger, it's up to the Flock, the Cullens, some new friends and a few old enemies to save her before it's too late. Max/Fang Alec/OC
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,024 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max - Complete
Any Colour You Like by the ersatz diplomat reviews
An accident at the Ministry sends Auror Tonks to the Swinging Seventies, where she meets four very familiar young men who aren't the Beatles. Clearly, I've fallen prey to the tempting idea of magical time-travel. Rated T for language and ridiculousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Struggling Moments by smyle94 reviews
At last, Peeta and Katniss have come home,to family, to Gale. Katniss is now in a conflict she had been dreading would happen; choosing between Peeta and Gale. While the Capital is still out to kill her, Katniss must discover what her heart desires.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Changes by forever-ami92 reviews
Rose comes back to school for her 5th year, only to discover that her arch enemy, Scorpius Malfoy, is actually being friendly. To add to this, Aaron McLaggen, Cormac's son, keeps trying to ask her out. My first fic so please review! Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,971 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Scorpius and Rose by romeoquill reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley, now in their sixth yearh have finaly failed to avoid each other.Good friends but not close friends they fall into companionship in facing the threat of The Terminators.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,722 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Disobeying Daddy by Hogwarts-Dreams reviews
My name is Rose. I am a princess. My life was instantly mapped out, until I met Scorpius. Now my life is turning in an unexplainable destination, filled with hiding, lectures and small select bits of happiness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
So Far Under by poweroverbirds reviews
He was so far under, all he could see was her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolatier by Mauwreentjj reviews
AULily Evans is the most famous chocolatier of the world, a witch and totally chocoholic. So what happens when she meets James Potter, the only guy who doesn't like chocolate? And what will happen when she falls in love with him? Loosely based on the game
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Evans and the Wolfsbane Secret by Delighted Dobby reviews
Lily Evans enters her seventh year at Hogwarts as Head Girl, and a series of werewolf attacks raises suspicions against an old friend. Now Lily must work to discover the truth with the help of unexpected and undesired allies, including James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,512 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Spray of the Sea by JPx3LE reviews
Captain James Potter...Lady Lily Evans....Can they possibly fall in love? Read what happens when Captain James Potter takes Lady Lily aboard because his plan didn't turn out for the better...or did it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,892 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Max the Cullen by Pretty Little Problems reviews
Max has become a vampire. The flock find out, and they leave when they meet Max's new family, the Cullens. Two years later they return, and things have changed. One thing that hasn't changed is the love between Max and Fang. Will they realize this in time? Fax ExB
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Max - Complete
IOU cards by SimplySummer reviews
Yumi persuades Ulrich to go on a double date with her and William. Ulrich decides she owes him, and comes up with something for her to pay off the debt. Rated T just in case. My first story, hope you enjoy!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Yumi I., Ulrich S. - Complete
Dreams Not Meant For Dreaming by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
New Sum: Lily and James are suffering from the Adwin curse. First its sharing dreams, then not being able to stop kissing, then switching bodies. How are they going to get back to normal? And surely Lily isn't going to start having feelings for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Purpose by Lingeron reviews
Alessa's been having dreams of flying up in the sky in the form of a girl named 'Max,' but she actually has a true connection to Max. Her existance and her very own purpose to live. Not a very good summary but please read. It's awesome, I promise you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Heart and Soul by sshg316 reviews
A prophecy says Luna and Draco will one day fall in love. That was six years ago, and Luna is tired of waiting around. It's time to take matters into her own hands. Draco has plans of his own. DMLL First Place Winner, Draconian Measures, 2007 OWL Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Flirting With the Enemy by Sierra Sitruc reviews
18-year-old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20-year-old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of Aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it - James and is taken prisoner. AU to OOTP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/25/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Legend of the Pearl Medallion by Potterdancer616 reviews
Lily Evans is bored with her rich life. She wishes that a handsome pirate would take her away. What happens when Captain Potter does, and why is he interested in her necklace? Full of swashbuckling romance and adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 66,705 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
6 Trouble Makers, One Time by kk1189 reviews
17 year olds Nymphadora Tonks and Charlie Weasley get sent back to the marauders last year at hogwarts, and discover a few things about the past. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,654 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Kryptonite, or A Much Better Ending by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Once upon a time, in a land across the sea, there was a girl with a ridiculous name..." Written for the MetamorFic Moon Pink Christmas Advent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Waiting for the Moon by Kerichi reviews
Giant spiders, malevolent bats, wizard scouts...werewolves. Tonks finds life in Hogsmeade far from simple, while Remus discovers having a partner in touch with her inner wolf complicates his mission and his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,689 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
My One and Only Sweetheart by CrimsonEmeralds reviews
From childhood best friends to childhood sweethearts, two small children who were together from the start, get separated . 11 years later completely oblivious to each other, they meet again. Follow a story of rekindling a love long forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,671 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Ever since Tonks was six years old, she’s had recurring flashbacks and nightmares about the events of a terrible winter’s night, and what almost happened to her. Now, 16 years later, she finds herself attracted to a man, even though he’s one of 'them.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,081 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Tale of Two Faces by shooting-stetsons reviews
Everyone wishes Nymphadora "Two-Face" Tonks would just die and leave them alone. She gives them their wish. Or, at least, she tries. Then she meets Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by ishandtwofourths reviews
POA-era. Allegations of fraud are made against former professor Gilderoy Lockhart, and Auror Trainee Tonks is assigned the case. It was supposed to be a simple job, but when she meets the new DADA professor, things get a bit more complicated... R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,889 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
In Love and War by Crystallic Rain reviews
None of it was supposed to happen. Her parents weren't supposed to die, her sister wasn't supposed to hate her, and she definitely wasn't supposed to fall for James Potter, but all is fair in love and war. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,959 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Frog Princess by 0Rosina0 reviews
J/L James and the marauders encounter a problem; someone has been foiling their pranks. The boys make a competition of secretly training a group of girls to help solve the mystery. However, the girls don't know what the marauders have planned for them. What James doesn't know is that his assigned girl is actually Lily Evans, undercover in disguise in the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't tell me by ElvenMuggle reviews
Lily was raped when she was only fourteen so she doesn't trust anyone at all, mostly men. So how does she handle James Potter? Will James be able to break through the ice walls she's built around her heart? Or will it be too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,467 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by IvyClimbing reviews
Through all the crying, laughing, & slapping, James Potter,‘just a friend’, is always there for Lily. So you can imagine her shock when she realizes she's fallen for him. Too bad James is already in love with a girl thats NOT her. Oh the drama! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,486 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Magical Connection by Bookish Brownie reviews
AU. A happier version of the story of the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks from OOTP through DH. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,898 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Nobility by headoverheels4HP reviews
AU LJ A quest for three stones,a love to last the ages that may never start,A greed that may end everything, powers that may save it all,jealousy that can kill,frienship that can withstad everything, welcome to the story of Nobility. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,840 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snidgets by MrsTater reviews
Third year Auror cadet Tonks is assigned a special case which takes her back to school and into the DADA office. The new professor has a few mysteries of his own, which require more time to solve and a few tactics not covered in Auror training.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Cinderevans by cutieismynam reviews
Lily Evans cannot go to the Seventh Year ball. Not that she cares, anyway. But when her fairy godmother forcibly makes her into a modernday Cinderella, Lily realizes that it is at this ball that she may have found her modernday Prince Charming. jameslily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,191 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Under The Last Blue Moon by Sadie Lovegood reviews
They say that during a rare blue moon, a werewolf is spared from his transformation and can see the full moon through a human eye, but at a terrible cost: a werewolf will emerge from a blue moon night knowing things he wished he'd never known at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Too Sexy For James Potter by Riauna reviews
Lily Evans was always thought of as the meek quiet one that nobody could remember. Now in 7th year, James Potter does something very stupid that brings the fire out. You already know he nails her so read the damn thing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Chelles reviews
Remus was sure that his chance for love had died with his wife years ago. Now, in the midst of reforming both his friendship with Sirius and the Order, a second chance at love presents itself. Will he have the strength to seize it? Sequel to Potter Legacy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 242,790 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Addicted by Keilani the Skittle Queen reviews
When Lily finally notices James, it turns out he has a girlfriend, and said girlfriend turns out to be her best friend. Now what? My first fic. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,432 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Cinderella Story, a different way by whitemoustache reviews
What if hogwarts had its own share of fairy tales. Lily, the shy girls, pulls a cinderella on James and leaves a mask behind. will james find her or is happily ever after a dud?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,188 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Touch, One Glance by JeSymphony reviews
Rewritten to title Losing Her Wings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Slytherin Beauty by FallenMystery reviews
AU What if Lily Evans was a Slytherin? Would James still fall for her? Would she still fall for the messyhaired Gryffindor who lived to taunt her? And what would Voldemort think of it all? LJ hate and love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Phases of the Moon by HeidiBug731 reviews
Voldemort has Tonks marked for dead. Can Remus battle his own daemons and find a way to save the one person he's slowly realizing he cares for more than life itself? Written post HBP. Extended summary inside. Fully revised!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,750 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
Dentistry by nyanja14 reviews
By chance one hot summer day, Max finds Fang's mom. But can she let him go?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Nymphatic Dreams by Queriusole reviews
Remus Lupin discovers that dreams sometimes do come true when the source is Nymphadora Tonks.Warning: Rated M for Sexual Content. Complete: Ch 5 Remus considers his options with Tonks and finds a devestating solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,705 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ever After by rockstar-101 reviews
The movie Ever After brought into the Harry Potter world following everyone's favorite couple, Lily and James. Read this Cinderella story as it unfolds... rating to be safe but no worries Read and Review. penname changed,used to be socal4ever
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who's That Girl? by Lady Knight 1512 reviews
Basically a story about Lily and James in their final year at Hogwarts. My version of how they got together. That's a bad summary. Just read it. You won't regret it! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,131 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Traditional friends by prongsiesxlilyxflower reviews
AU.Lily Evans and James Potter are best friends. Despite what others want them to be. They sense a spark between two of their mates and decide to fix them up. In doing so will they create another couple? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,588 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters from Stag by metro.max reviews
Sitting at breakfast one day, and minding her own business at it, Lily Evans receives a seemingly normal letter. Upon reading it, though, Lily is sent on a four day journey of mystery and discovery, ending only with an answer for you to decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by Araidel reviews
Complete. AU Once upon a time, can happen anytime.Based on A Cinderella Story. With a stepmother and step sisters, Lily's life as Cinderella goes on. But she recieves an invite in to meet her secret admirer at the Halloween ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,370 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Living For Her by WiccanOne reviews
AUOliver Wood has had a crush on Katie Bell for years. But, like most girls, she doesn't know. Katie always has a song in her heart. What happens when she finds out some news that even singing can't lift from her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,385 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
You Are Cordially Invited by thoughts without purpose reviews
The Annual Ministry Auror Ball is coming up and Tonks needs to find a date, a dress, and the ability to dance. [COMPLeTE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
On the Outside, Looking In by mereschino reviews
Lily Evans is a wellknown Mediwizard, sought after by the stars. James Potter is a Quidditch star, and a member of the Order of Phoenix. But what happens when James is attacked and Lily takes care of him, but they don't remember who the other is? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
After the Veil by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised. Set right after OotP. Lupin tries to deal with the loss of his last friend, and finds comfort in the last place he ever would have thought to look. Lupin/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Seducing a Nymph by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks. Remus' thoughts during his special lessons with Nymphadora. Adult embellishment of scenes from PG13 stories. COMPLETE! Ch 7 The Final Exam Warning for Sexual Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Hogwarts Cinderella by Tiger Lily21 reviews
Lily and James met at a ball. Lily did a Cinderella on James and left behind only a shoe. But because he didn't know it was her, James puts it on the wrong girl. Of course, since this is Hogwarts, you can always fix a mistake. Epilogue added.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Quest by Naia reviews
In a far away kingdom, where dragons and magic are real, a young commoner witch starts on her journey. But she will have to face many dangers before she can meet her fairytale ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,314 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dragonflame and Moonlight by lawl89 reviews
In their sixth year at Hogwarts, an unlikely love is formed one dark night when lightning strikes and a golden thread appears.........DracoLuna. Please Read & Review! COMPLETE WITH ALTERNATE ENDING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Our Complicated Lives by Vixen1 reviews
REVIVAL! As long as she can remember, life has been a living nightmare. But when the James and the Mauraders come into contact with her, life begins anew. Will she believe in love afterall? (This fic was unjustly kicked, I'm putting it back up) COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,983 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Power of Our Love by LooneyLover reviews
COMPLETE! Lily and James are in their sixth year, and are best friends. Lily continues to deny that she is in love with James, but eventually admits it. But does James like her too? And what is Voldemort planning against the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,845 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Werewolf and Metamorph by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. Lupin's life changes irrevocably when he meets a young, clumsy witch named Tonks. Rated R for language, violence, sexual situations and mature themes. Spoilers for OotP. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,238 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The One Who Was Invisible by Alriadne reviews
Lily Evans was feared and resented, but little did they know she was just shy, until a bet between two Marauders changed her life. Finito! Finished, Completed, done, not going to be worked on. No more is going to be written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,151 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Out of Her Shell by practical cynicism reviews
Lily's an outcast who hates popular kids, and to her James is no different. Their first meeting didn’t go off too well but James fell for her at some point & found out the reason for her bitterness. He vowed to be the one to make her come out of her shell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,382 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter and the Heirs Apparent by AnnaPhylactic reviews
Voldemort wants James Potter, but the question is why? How are his feelings towards Lily Evans changing, and how will the Marauders deal with the new dangers they face? STORY COMPLETED!!! Ch's 20 & 21 NEW!! James' 6th year is at an end!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,253 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2002 - Published: 12/11/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fear by Leap of Faith reviews
While living with her mother in the States for her sixth year she was assaulted. Now she's back at Hogwarts; very wary around the male gender. Can one boy change her mind, or will her past come back to haunt her in the worst possible way? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,853 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Different Story by A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
COMPLETE. Lily's parents are killed, and she goes to Hogwarts in a disguise that few can see through. Four years later, when she shows her true self, things begin to happen. LJ, not lovehate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,309 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Masquerade by bunny chan reviews
Hogwarts holds an annual Masquerade, but James doesn’t seem please with the very thought of it. He had every reason possible to hate it. It was until one night of Masquerade that change his mind… LJ : my best [me thinks]! please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,154 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2001 - Published: 11/8/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Between the Two reviews
...in which we tell what would have happened if those two werewolves actually tried to find out who would win: Magnus Bane or Dumbledore. I've been bored.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Albus D., Magnus B.
If I Never Lived reviews
Sequel to 'If I Wasn't There'. People are dropping dead, things are happening to Slytherins and houses alike, and morbid memories are being brought back into light by dad. Max can't escape them because they've already happened. If only she never lived...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,932 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Max
Champion reviews
Companion fic for the If series; Dave wanted to write one. The Triwizard Cup has come and no one's sure what's going to happen... Just know that it's coming, and not all of them are going to make it out alive... Co-written with brubin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Running Out of Words to Say reviews
Maximum Ride, track star, is at the top of the school and doesn't think she needs a boyfriend. Until handsome and quiet Fang Burke comes around that is. It's love and first sight for both of them and he has nothing to say to her or anyone else.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Better than You reviews
Alec is a Quidditch player and Amy is a cheerleader with spunk, wits, and an amazing personality. Both Slytherins, they're going to have to survive love, life, and deaths, but with a cruel twist. My take on young Alecto and Amycus Carrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Alecto C., Amycus C.
Jello Shots reviews
Teddy Lupin already has to babysit all his little cousins. The only way this could get worse? When he's put to the task of explaining what shot cups are. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
If I Wasn't There reviews
Max, daughter of Voldemort, has trained her whole life for a mission from her father and has hoped for a chance to go to a real school. Her only problem? Her goal is to get the one and only Fang and family and falling in love wasn't part of the plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,829 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Max - Complete