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Thanks for visiting my profile! I love to read, and am freakishly obsessed with books. I am the defintion of a bookworm. I am also a theater geek, so if some of my sories

have references, I apologize in advance...

I am a klutz . No lie. I can trip over air, it's quite comical, actually. It can occur at the most random of times.

I have a freaky mind. No one thinks like me, seriously.

I am obsessed with stand up, especially Dane cook, and Demetri Martin, and Stephen Lynch. I like to laugh, and they kick butt. And Family Guy too.

And Chuck.

And I love Harry Potter of course!

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

Bold is what applies to me or what I think is true:

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Things that make me angry:

1. People who point at their

wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ceiling.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Child abuse poem

My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.


Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demitri Martin

“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’”

-- Demirti Martin

“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of – it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’"

--Demitri Martin

"... he was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic ..."

--Dane Cook

"Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fk that and fk you, movies! It’s ridiculous, the whole idea of it! It’s just wrong and fake and no!"

--Dane Cook

"I have to do a B&E, I'm doing a B&E. And if you're looking at me going "Dane, is that bacon and eggs?" No. Although i could always do bacon and eggs, thats fking delicious. Who doesn't want to do a bacon and eggs special? Im talking about a B&E, breaking an entry!"

--Dane Cook

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
- Burt Bacharach

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Today has been one hell of a week!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile ( i love her for it! )

If you have ever walked into a door, copy and paste this into your profile ( i think i have brain damage from all of those doors)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull (or visa versa) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile ( i asked "how is it so easy for twins to tell eachother apart...yeah)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste

If you hate those annoying mosquitos that give you mosquito bites, copy and paste this onto your profile

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? - Ugh...well I love POA,OOTP, and DH a lot... but I guess I have to say HBP. Idk why I just liked it

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? - All.

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? - Luna, James the first, Sirius, and George(not Fred)

What house do you prefer to be in? - Ravenclaw

But what house would you think you'll be in? - Ravenclaw or Maybe Griffindor

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? - Peeves

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? - DADA, Charms, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? - Lupin WAS...but I guess I'll say Hagrid

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?– Beater. Always.

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? – Beater

Who do you want to make friends with? - Luna

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? - Luna or Ginny

Why would he/she be your best buddy? - Because I'm an odd ball, and I'm also a lot like Ginny in her sense of humor.

Which character in the book can you relate to? - Hmm... I really don't know.

What pet would you get? - An owl or a kitty

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Before The Fawn - First Draft by andelyn kinsey reviews
Before Harry, before Godric's Hollow, before the Dark Lord was defied three times... Lily Evans and James Potter discovered that neither of them were what the other had expected, and embarked on a relationship that would change the world as they knew it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 509,166 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 6/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Alls fair in love and war by Cheynee reviews
The journey of love and hate between Lily and James through school up until Harry is born. Marauders pranks, school romance and cute times. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 370,239 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 5/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
From Mudblood to Murder by acciolove724 reviews
After Severus Snape called Lily Evans a mudblood everything changed. This story follows Lily, James, and Severus from that fateful afternoon until that night at Godric's Hollow
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 260,360 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Butterflies and Hurricanes by KaryInTheSky reviews
Year six begins for Rose Weasley. Everything is so ordinary, except maybe for...those anonymous, disturbing and imprudently attractive notes she's been receiving. Is she crazy for feeling that drawn towards the mystifying sender?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,779 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Breath by Penelope Applegate reviews
"You are my everything. And more. You wouldn't be so foolish as to doubt that, would you?" - Kataang / fam sequential oneshots - total, shameless fluff, all related to breath. Also taking suggestions.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - [Aang, Katara] Bumi, Kya
Moving On by thesecondshelf reviews
The Weasley children move on after The Battle of Hogwarts. A series of vignettes told in the second person. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Seconds to fall and years to rebuild by googleby
"It made Ron feel better, to know the future wasn't mapped out from now on. No more life and death no ultimatums and no more fear" Its time to begin the task of rebuilding their lives, which they soon come to realise is much easier said than done! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Don't Freak Out by 9r7g5h reviews
It ended up being the phrase that defined some of the most important events in his life.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,095 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
In the Course of a Year by BitterBiscuits reviews
Hiccup reflects on the last year... And wonders about what the future holds. Happy anniversary!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Duty Versus Love by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
:COMPLETE: For the Avatar, choice is merely an illusion. Now Aang must face the ultimate choice a second time: between love and his duty to the world. Rated: Mature. Romance/sexuality. Canon pairings. Kataang, Maiko, George, The Doph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 140,305 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Aang, Katara] unknown 9 - Complete
The Nightmare by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Rapunzel has a nightmare a week or two after arriving at the castle and becoming princess. Eugene's there to comfort her. *Now a two-shot*
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Trust by Bainaku reviews
...or, ten times a dragon learned a lesson. A collection of ten 100-word snippets set during the film and, of course, from the perspective of Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Down By the River by that tanned idiot reviews
I eventually see her as wonderful, that girl who sits by the window and looks out longingly, but she is already taken. - An evaluation of Chihiro's character through the eyes of a besotted classmate. Discrete KohakuxChihiro.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
A Day in the Life by MadLori reviews
A lot can happen in 24 hours when you're the Avatar's girlfriend.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Beautiful World by QuixoticQuest reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 20 CHALLENGE. Facing changes is a natural part of life. Some people change and some... just stay the same. Post Movie Fic. T for safety, but there's probably not anything T rated in here.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Training Day by Shimy reviews
Happens after 'Footprints'. Winter has almost passed, and Astrid has kept her word: she's the one who trains him. And today is another training day. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
His and Hers by MyAibou reviews
A series of oneshots, or oneshot pairs. Introspection from Danny's, then Sam's, perspective at various points in their relationship. Fluff. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,310 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Footprints by Shimy reviews
Happens after the movie. Hiccup has to deal with a lot of changes, including new footprints. Rated T just for safety, but K should be suitable too. HiccupxToothless friendship HiccupxAstrid. And I suck at summaries. Now finally complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
A Circus Freak by Fancy Pants Penguin Jiao-Jie reviews
The story of Ty Lee, her past, her time in prison, a look into her mind and heart, and an examination of her heroes and her dreams. This isn't your cookie cutter Ty Lee story, even if it is half Boiling Rock...just sayin' n.n. Rated T out of paranoia.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,505 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ty Lee - Complete
Family by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
A day out with the family was supposed to be fun and relaxing, right? WRONG! Not when you have almost a dozen mischievous airbending children running amuck! ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Aang, Katara] - Complete
Staking a Claim by Luki Dimension reviews
Hiccup hadn't been prepared for the Vikings acceptance, and he certainly wasn't prepared for the dragon's...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 141 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Badass ProMaiko Argument by Mairead Lee reviews
A neat little essay presenting cases against the most common Super Zutarian arguments against Maiko. Have fun!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Letters to Harry by No Pretence reviews
We know what happened to Harry during Deathly Hallows, but what about Ginny? Harry finds a box of letters written by Ginny to him while he was away horcrux hunting. Intrigued, he reads on.... Chronocling Ginny's '97-'98 school year. GH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,957 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fang: Love and War by Conman2 reviews
This is my first story so I decided to start off easy by writing book 5 in Fang's POV. It has the same romance from the books, and same fight scenes. The chapters get better after the first ten. Hope it's good. Rated T for mild swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 64,298 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Fang - Complete
No Day But Today by QueenGryffindor reviews
You've heard of Lily Evans Potter, but did you know that she peed in a church when she was five or that she was an almost-chocaholic? Or that James Potter got a chocolate éclair smashed in his face by Sirius? What else don't you know about James and Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,904 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ghosts in the Closet by MyAibou reviews
Every family has skeletons in its closet. For the Fenton family, it's ghosts. But as their secret, spanning more than a decade, weaves into every aspect of their lives, they find it's not really the ghosts that are the problem.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F., Dani - Complete
Infinite Potential by MyAibou reviews
Several months after the asteroid crisis, the Ghost Zone faces a new threat, while Danny struggles with a trial of a more personal nature. Post-canon, spoilers for the end of the series. DxS, minor TxV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 116,700 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F., Valerie G. - Complete
Tales from the Phantom Planet by MyAibou reviews
Eight characters. Ten tales. One asteroid hurtling towards Earth. Spoilers for Phantom Planet. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,218 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Danny F., Jazz F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
It Kills Him by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang, oneshot. She ran her fingers through his hair. She kissed his cheek. She thought Toph was asleep, but it became clear that she wasn't sleeping at all when she spoke: It kills him when you do that, you know.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Swoon Worthy by Oh. Blimey reviews
James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete