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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.


Izzy hair (Bellas hair while on stage):

Izzy (TV performance):

izzy ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Forever21

Bella (Cullen house):

bella ch 2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Junk Food

Izzy (concert):

izzy ch 3 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Current/Elliott jeans

my fav 12 twilight characters:

1. Jane

2. Alec

3. Jasper

4. Bella

5. Esme

6. Aro

7. Emmett

8. Carlisle

9. Edward

10. Marcus

11. Seth

12. Rosalie

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.



PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

A little Twilight survey:

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read them?
Twilight: 1 week
New Moon: 1 week
Eclipse: 5 week

Breaking Dawn: 1 week

Who introduced you to the books?
My sister

Did you buy them, borrow them, or just read them?
Took them from my sister

Who is your favorite character(s)?

Alec, Jasper,Jane

Who is your favorite vampire?


Who is your favorite werewolf?

What is your favorite quote from the stories?

"Bella,how strongly are you apposed to grand theft auto?"

Your favorite Edward and Bella moment?

In the meadow

Your favorite Jacob and Bella moment?
In Emilys kitchen

Favorite Alice and Bella moment?
Alice getting Bella to save Edward

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Breaking Dawn meeting of all the other vamps

Which book cover is your favorite?


Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yes they are probably my fave series

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon or Eclipse?
New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?


Midnight Sun or the movie?
the movie

Who do you want Bella to be with most? Edward or Jacob?

Who do you like more?

Bella or Edward?

Bella or Jacob?

Bella or Alice?


Alice or Edward?

Alice or Jacob?

Rosalie or Alice?


Jasper or Alice?

Jasper or Edward?


Carlisle or Esme?

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett or Jacob?

Bella or Rosalie?

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie or Billy?

Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?

Quil or Embry?

Who is the better villian: James or Victoria?


Vampires or werewolves?
Vampire all the way. Huge vampire fan.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

ø¤º°°º¤ø Madness,
,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸, as you know,
°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° is like
°°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°° gravity,
°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° all it takes
,¸¸,ø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸, is a little
ø¤º PUSH!

ಠ_ಠ I question my own sanity. Copy and paste, if you're the same.

ø¤º Paramore ø¤º
ø¤º Rocks! ø¤º

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Hannah Montanna sucks

And we should sue.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
three most
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
did, everyone

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
he wanted
go to the movies. Ashley heard
and what

Ashley approached the movies that night
followed Jack
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
Jack and

around and Ashley watched the whole

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to

Thank you

Rest In Peace Micheal Jackson!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile (t

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

() Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Carlisle Cullen: Fighting temptation since the 1660s

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Emmett Cullen:Stronger than you since 1916

Bella Swan/Cullen: Luckier than you since 1987

Renesmee Cullen: More unique than you since 2006

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you totally wanted to cry because Edward was so sweet to Bella at the hospital in the first Twilight then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.


xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.- still am
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.- dont got one
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
x sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.


Things to do on an Elevator

1.CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2.STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3.WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4.GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5.MEOW occasionally.

6.STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7.SAY 'DING' at each floor.

8.SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10.STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11.WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12.TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13.DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14.WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15.PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16.ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17.HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18.DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19.BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20.PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21.SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22.CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

24. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a demonic voice announce: "It is time..."

ACTUAL Labels on Products!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant


1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD.

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.”

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

Izzy and the flip:

Izzys phone:

Izzy outfit ch1:

izzy by xx-blackrose-xx featuring L.A.M.B. shoes

Lauren outfit ch1:

lauren by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Roxy

Jess outfit ch1:

jess by xx-blackrose-xx featuring CoSTUME NATIONAL shoes

50 yrs after bd:

Bella outfit ch2:

Bellas outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Converse shoes

Nessie outfit ch2:

Nessies outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Miss Selfridge

Esme outfit ch2:

Esmes outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Marc Jacobs

Rose outfit ch2:

Rosalies outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Splendid

Alice outfit ch2:

Alices outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Calypso

Bella outfit ch4:

bellas outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Givenchy jewelry

Rose outfit ch4:

rosalies outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Forever21

Alice outfit ch4:

alices outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Juicy Couture bags

Esme outfit ch4:

esmes outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Dorothy Perkins

Nessie outfit ch4:

nessies outfit by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Nike shoes

Iza and the Gang

this is what they look like





CH1 outfits:


ch1 bella by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Vans shoes


liza ch1 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Ray


maya ch1 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Old Navy

CH2 outfits:


iza ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring PRPS


liza ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Nike shoes


Maya ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Nike shoes


dean ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring DC Shoes shoes


jay ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Bullhead jeans



iza ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Forever21


liza ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring American Eagle Outfitters


maya ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Forever21


jay ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Bullhead jeans


dean ch2 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring DC Shoes shoes



iza ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring SIWY shorts


liza ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring See by Chloé skirts


maya ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Monsoon accessories


dean ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Nike 6.0


jay ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring James Perse


rose ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Anthropologie earrings


alice ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Dorothy Perkins


esme ch4 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring McQ by Alexander McQueen



alice ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring 1928 jewelry


rose ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Tom Binns jewelry


iza ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Fendi shoes


Liza ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Juicy Couture accessories


maya ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Charlotte Olympia shoes


Jay ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Nike 6.0 shoes


dean ch5 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring DC Shoes shoes



iza ch6 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Lanvin shoes


maya ch6 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Lela Rose


liza ch6 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring American Eagle Outfitters

Izas shoes:

IZA CH6 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Converse shoes

Mayas shoes:

MAYA CH6 by xx-blackrose-xx featuring Converse shoes


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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Getting angry at the cat for sneaking out and saying it can stay out for all you care, does not keep you from getting up at four in the morning to see if it's cold and wants in~ Anonymous

Bella: So, let’s say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?
Edward: Why is the plane crashing?
Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk.
Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane
Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a dead spiral towards the Earth.
Edward: I'd wait until we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, and kick out the wall and jump. Then... I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.

Edward: I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.

Jacob: I'm a werewolf and he's a vampire.
Bella: And I'm a Virgo!

Bella: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent.

Alice:And speaking of Italy and cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche.

What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~ Edward - Twilight

"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." ~ Edward - Twilight

"For almost 90 years I've walked among my kind, and yours... all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet." ~ Edward - Twilight

"You are the most important thing to me now...the most important thing to me ever." ~ Edward - Twilight

"If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight

"No Emmet I punched a werewolf in the face?" ~ Bella - Twilight

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." ~ Edward - Twilight

"What a stupid lamb." ~ Bella - Twilight

"What a sick masochistic lion." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Safe in Forks - what a challenge." Bella - Twilight

"Stupid shiny volvo owner." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Hell yes. We can find another way to pick a fight with this Demetri." ~ Emmett - Twilight

"Edward Cullen is staring at you." ~ Jessica - Twilight

"Nothing more fun than an irritable grizzly." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I don't speak Car and Driver." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Without the dark we would never see the stars." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Don't fall in." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Be safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it." ~Edward - Twilight

"When I told you that I didn't want you it was the very darkest kind of Blasphemy." ~ Edward - Twilight

"It was like my heart was gone like it was hollow." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Heaven right smack in the middle of Hell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"I thought I'd explained it clearly before I cant live in a world were you don't exist." ~ Edward - Twilight

"The way i feel about you will never change. Of course i love you and there's nothing you can do about it!" ~ Bella - Twilight

"Well its no irritable Grizzly." ~ Bella - Twilight

"You are my Life." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Be Safe." ~ Edward - Twilight

"I'm Switzerland." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Your exactly my brand of heroine." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a, meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was Brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything..." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Stupid unreliable Vampire." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Overprotective fool." ~ Alice - Twilight

"Marry me First." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Penguins, Lovely." ~ Edward - Twilight

"I prefer brunettes." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Can i have another Human minute?" ~ Bella - Twilight

"This Hostage stuff is fun." ~ Alice - Twilight

"I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight

"My heart is just as silent and it too belongs to you." ~ Edward - Twilight

"You dazzle me." ~ Bella - Twilight

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)


1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

You Know You Live In 2008 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

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Lost and found by Lokii33 reviews
Jasper and Bella are a married couple and when Jasper goes to war and is a vampire and doesn't come back will Bella who is a vampire now and there two 16 year olds who are also vampires to be able to find him and become a family again. summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
True Twilight Blood by Veronica Z reviews
What if when the Cullens left Bella they never came back? Well thats what happened in this story. Will Edward and the others come back? Will Bella and Edward be a couple? What kind of vampire will Bella be? What happens with Bill? Sookie? And Sam?
Crossover - Twilight & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Bill
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pain by peace with the world reviews
edward leaves and bella, or as she is become to be known as, izzy, starts singing. but beyond that, she is drinking cuttong snd doing drugs. on top off that she has to live with the cullens, who she hates. rated t for darkness, i may change it to m
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella
Live Your Life Dot Com by Jasper's Guardian Angel reviews
Jasper and Bella get bored. Jasper and Bella make online computer game. Now they're not bored anymore. Oh and the sky is the limit on this game so ANYTHING can happen, and it almost always does. Humor, Conon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's Thoughts by HDCullen reviews
Run to Rome, Peru , Egypt, Switzerland! Why? Because Jasper , Alice , and Emmett are picking on Bella in her sleep. Story better than summery. R&R. Please. Funny beyond belief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Le Sang Brisé by DeadAccount80 reviews
Bella is left at the alter. But she is now a vampire of volturi with an amazing power. Almost a queen of Volterra though fragile and weak, suffering from Le Sang Brisé. She has taken on Felix as her new mate and Aro as a father but then the Cullens come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Felix
Aol Instant Messenger by writergirl94 reviews
Yes, it is another AIM chatroom with the Cullens and of course a few werewolves and some humans. So omc, fantastic 4,and some squirrels? things can get pretty crazy! Read&Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Watermelons and, Squirrels? by archgurl reviews
Emmett, watermelons, and squirrels. What do YOU think will happen? This was going to only be a one shot, but now it is more like a collection of one shots. Updated when I get ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,406 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Start of The Volturi: Isabella Volturi by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Have you ever thought about who turned the Volturi? Well what if it was Bella? But Bella is not like everyother vampire. No she is an immortal child with powers like no other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IM with the Cullens by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
Start with a chatroom. Throw in the Cullens, add in a human and werewolf, spice it up with a dash of jealousy and a spoonful of lust, mix throughly and it's a recipe for disaster. *Rated M because now I have dirty talk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009
IMing with twilight by luvwriting13 reviews
twilight goes digital!everybody gets a IM account. What will happen? read and find out. rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Fallen by SL919 reviews
Ricky and Amy have fallen in love after the birth of their son, John. But when Ben tries to get in the picture again, things heat up between Ricky and Amy. The more Ben tries, the closer they get. But he's not the only one. CHAPTER 22 COMING SOON!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
The People In Question by CuttlefishRock reviews
Jasper and Bella have been lifelong friends. He's a rebel, she's the one he enjoys corrupting. One day in detention, they meet some very interesting people... All Human. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Someone's Watching You by lilly1720 reviews
twilight takes a totally different turn, same characters different plot sorta and its way serious, and if ur used to my writing humor and dumb this is like the total opposite : still read & review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
How To Make The Cullens' Mad by Red on the Head00 reviews
The title says it all lol! was how to make renesemse mad. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Emmet Loves Hannah, Bella loves Lady gaga? by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Emmet has a new fasination with Hannah Montana. Bella has a fasination with Lady Gaga.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Emmet is dumb! Why? by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Jasper and Emmet find out why Emmet is so dumb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
wtf! Ice, Ember, and Bella! by crzy1emo1chick reviews
Bella is a demon hunter and her goal is to kill every immortal...which doesnt include Ice and Ember. Ice: fairy. Ember: pixie. Bella: Demon hunter queen of the elements. just an idea that sorta wrote itself. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Siblings? by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
Carlisle...And Bella...Brother and Sister,Changed at the same time,they meet each other 300 years later in a little place called Forks!Bella meets Edward,and trouble starts! The Volturi come,and someone wants Carlisle and Bella! Bella is a little 0OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Chronicles of Bella by Kaitlyn HOuston reviews
Bella is a vampire. When Edward left in new moon she was changed.200 years later she is living with the Volturi and her and Jane decided to take a trip to where Bella came from. They run into a few people that Bella thought she would never see again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Jane
Nothing but Trouble: The Volturi Twins by crzzytn reviews
Bella is returning to Forks after 126 yrs. She comes armed with her sidekick sister & a few other tricks up her sleeve. She's definitely not the same Bella that left. Rated T for language, just in case. 2nd part of NM didn't happen. BxE. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,738 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
A New Love, A New Life by Miss-Beckie-Louise reviews
Bella and Renesmee come home to a nasty surprise. What happens when Jasper leaves the Cullen's with them and finds there is a new life and a new love waiting for him. After Breaking Dawn- COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,502 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Just Say by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
NOMINATED at the Indie Twific Awards.“What if we’re not meant to be with each other as well?” Bella asked. “So?” Jasper replied. “Um…” “Then make a mistake with me.” He whispered. Complimentary Story to the oneshot songfic, SAY ALL I NEED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,492 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Things Jane is NOT ALLOWED to DO by meryl13 reviews
This is the list of the things Jane cannot do anymore. And other one-shots. Like vampire eating PEANUT BUTTER , Barney song, Jane singing and many more! :ON HIATUS: R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Two vampires and a hyper active 3 year old by xxquirpxx reviews
Edward and Jasper look after Edward and Bella's kid Sammy, but he drinks 5 cans of red bull and goes hyper! Please review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Mistake by JadePlant2121 reviews
This is a reveiwers choice. Bella is pregnat. It's not Edwards kid. Suckish summary. NOW UP FOR SALE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella - Complete
bella in the Volturi by funky 21 reviews
Bella get's bitten in new moon and goes to the Volturi to join them. 400 years later she is back in forks. CAN I PLZ POINT OUT THAT I HAVE DESLIXA AND CAN'T SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE. SO DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
what is happening by Bella Alice Rose reviews
after edward left bella is found by a voltrie member and is changed but doesn't remember her past. why is she angry at a certain bronze haired vampire why is she having flash backes?read to find out.please r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bringing the Past back by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
The sequel to The Past of Isabella: The Immortal child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Don't Make an Empath and a Human Shield Mad by Chibi-Kari reviews
Post New Moon. Is possible to take revenge in a house with no secrets? Jasper/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Four Years of Suffering by MissA540 reviews
Bella was left behind. Four years later, she is in college in Alaska. She finds a person from her past there. Can she forgive? Four months she might have, but four years? She is broken and bleeding. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vengeful Love by LittleBells reviews
They never knew what they truly felt for each other. Together, they were whole, but apart, they were nothing. They never saw the future that they should have had together until the day they saw each other with bright new eyes.. A Jasper & Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,916 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Switch by MyxTourniquet reviews
The Cullen's switch spouses for 3 years of high school. In hopes of spicing up their marriages. But will Bella fall for her new Spouse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hey Darlin' by meowkittehmeow reviews
Bella and Jasper have been friends forever, and they both love each other, but will fear ruin their friendship?....i do NOT own twilight or any of the characters, nor am I stephanie meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Found you again by bornagoof reviews
Sequel to Left Behind, 2 years since that fateful explosion, everyone in the castle at the time died as a result,but there were two survivors, and both of them are out to destroy the other, why? For revenge of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,736 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Allergies by Sane-Insanity-Addiction reviews
Emmett has something to ask Bella while Edward is away. BPOV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Jasper's Nightmare by TeaLover001 reviews
Jasper returns from a hunting trip early to surprise Alice, but he gets an unwanted surprise of his own! Crackfic. Don’t read if you genuinely love Bella or Bella x OC fics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My Granit Lioness by EvilClosetProductions reviews
Bella is attact during WWII by a vamp we all know and love. she moves to forks. the n 75 years later the cullens come. will it bring back bad memories or will it bring her happiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Sparkling Angels by Bloodless-heart reviews
The Cullen family find themselves going to Hogwarts for the year. Where the past patient of Carlisle is reunited with them. Harry Potter / Twilight crossover. Edward and Hermione are not together in this story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Click Your Heels And Wish For Me by xxfanpirexx reviews
Bella reinvents herself over the summer and catches the eye of Jasper Whitlock, one of the school's most eligible bachelors. But when the two become Forks High's hottest couple, what happens when its a friend who betrays you the worst? BxJ AH AU non-canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Famous Secret by zombiebounce reviews
Bella has been lying to the Cullens, she's really a famous singer named Izzy, and she not exactly human. Full summery inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,163 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You missed a part by nattycullen reviews
Edwards away hunting with his siblings for three days, bella gets numerous notes from a unknown sender, turns out James is back, and he wants his revenge, can he do this without failing once again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,514 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Fang's Blog by theflockroxmysox reviews
What happens when Fang talks to someone in a chat room about how annoying Nudge is, not realizing that he's actually talking to Nudge! Oneshot Don't worry not Fudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Nudge, Fang - Complete
Breaking Dawn Alternate Ending by Fangalicous08 reviews
How I thought Breaking Dawn should've ended. Just a one-shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reliving the past by TwitterBug reviews
Bella left five years ago after breaking up with Edward and having her friends turn on her. Now she's back and falling for Jasper. Can they move on from the past or will it ruin their future?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,025 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
He's not the one by eddiejazz reviews
After two people in the Cullen household cheat, their other halfs lean on each other. BxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Carlisle's Visitor and The Cullens' Adventure by EdwardCullensgirl14 reviews
Everything was going perfectly. Jasper's blood lust was good, Rosalie and Bella's friendship was amazing, and everything was just great. Until a surprise turn happens. See what happens when someone from everyone past comes back alive in a surprising way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
aim with the cullens by JaspersNumberOneLover reviews
i really suck at sum but here it goes,alice shopin nessie and jake are in love and uncle em is try to kill jake again what else could go wrong post bd
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009
Unbreakable by hanna is a mushroom reviews
She’s watching you again. Jasper/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bring Me Back To Life by Cocoloco123 reviews
Based on the song Bring Me To Life by Evanesanse. Based in NM but Edward never came back. B/J First Fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
EmmettEatsChocolate by Cocoloco123 reviews
Random One-shot...similer to EmmettWalmartTrouble...Emmett and Bella plays truth or dare...what happens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Rising Sun, VPOV by Annalisa B. Crawford
Same story as my other, Rising Sun, but in Victoria's POV. I originally had it at the beginning of Rising Sun, but decided to separate the two. First story, please be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
My Date From Hell by TurquoiseTwilightGirl reviews
This is a short story about Mike Newton asking out Bella a couple weeks after Edward left her. She doesn't know what to say to turn him down because with out Edward, she has no excuses. So she tells him yes and regrets it in the end.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Mike - Complete
The Warriors Name Generator by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
The Cullen family is out hunting. Emmett must Bella-sit! What happens when Bella finds the Warriors Name Generator online? All hell will break loose. From the author of "Adventures In Forks High"! Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
My Girl's ExBoyfriend by Cheza La Fey reviews
Bella was the new girl at Forks. Her and Edward hit it off and start going out. Ever they seemed perfict in Bella's life until.... All human. This is my first story sorry if it sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Mike Newton: STALKER by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Mike newton finds out Bella's address, and hilarity continues. Multiple chapters, to be continued. Rated T, because he's a stalker...... Comedy, no bad stuff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Condensed Twilight by Le Squirrel reviews
Yeah, Stephanie, you went way over the top. Here's the true essence of 'Twilight' less than 700 words.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Messing with Humans by AnimegirlKiki reviews
oneshot Emmett gets a idea to mess with Mike. Bad summary I know. :P Read to find out more. Lol. Reviews are loved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullens style by MizzAliceCullen reviews
Edwrad gay? Emmett in girly clothes on the front cover of Vogue? Balla and Mike? Alice wearing leaves? Jasper casting love spells? Whats going on? - story better than summarrie! please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Baseball by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
Emmett takes his jokes to far and Bella takes her anger out on baseball some siggestive scenes but no lemons review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Jasper's Top 8 Reasons For Bella To Become Vampire by Mandaorta reviews
Jasper saw Alice's List for Bella to become a Vamp and thought He should write his own!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Twilight on AIM by iheartedward12 reviews
Almost ALL the twilight characters on aim. My first story, I wrote it a while ago, and I know that its bad, but whatevs. If you want me to keep writing it, COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009
The Volturi Princess by booklover134 reviews
After Edward left Bella gets changed by Victoria. She then goes to live with the Volturi. Will the Cullens make an appearance? And what if Edward has moved on. Will Bella be able to move on too. This is my first story!Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's a Vampire! by Tiger-Lilly162 reviews
A series of one-shots about the Cullens, set roughly around ten to twenty years after Edward changes Bella. Various points of view. Rated T for safety! Breaking Dawn and Nessie do not exist in my story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
I Can Wait Forever by exactlymybrandofheroin1901 reviews
Sequel to Hello Love, Goodbye. JASPER/BELLA. Jasper has to overcome obstacles and deal with the hardships to find Bella and bring her home. While Bella struggles to figure out what or who she truly needs in her life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Jasper
My Love,My Life,My Sisters's Bestfriend by PixieAlly81497 reviews
Jasper Hale loves Bella Cullen his best friend.Does she like him back?Will he be able to tell her?He goes to Forks High School.His bestfriends are Edward, Emmet, and Bella Cullen.His sisters are Rosalie and Alice. Story much better than summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
I can't believe I found you by Ashley Terror reviews
Bella and Jasper are set to be maried when two tragic acedents prevent it. 140 years later they find eachother in Forks. Bella's neice, Becca Swan, happens to live there, as does a pack of werevolves, enemy of vampires. BcxJa BxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My One Desire by Creational reviews
Jasper never knew what he felt, but now he figured it out. As his feelings grow more and more intense, the more difficult they are to contain. Jasper X Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Randomness by Soulmate of Mr. Whitlock-Hale reviews
What happens when the Cullens are bored and occaisonally while Edward is hunting. Random fun of course! Read to find out what exactlly happens. I know, I am horrible at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Welcome Home, Mrs Whitlock by SweetSouthernGal reviews
Isabella Swan married Jasper Whitlock on a crisp cool day in the fall of 1860. Several months later, he went off to join the Confederate Army. He's believed dead, and after a while, he expects her to be dead as well. But things aren't always how they seem, and they may yet be reacquainted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/18/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Surviving by MonsterMovie reviews
Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Just Like Isaac by RandomDream reviews
They were, in essence, gray. Neither black nor white to each other, neither lovers nor friends… That was who they were. Jasper. Bella. Edward. Vampires. Alternate Universe. AU. Dimension Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Can Being Wrong Ever Be Right? by FayeValentine00 reviews
Jasper/Bella - Bella POV - What happens when Jasper and Bella met secretly for their own form of comfort.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Cullens Armed with Instant Messaging by HaruhixKyon reviews
Written by me and my friend. The Cullens are introduced to instant messaging! And Emmett's a perv! Along with Jacob! And Bella can -gasps- flirt! And what's with the vampire squirrel! Read to find out! One Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chances by JasperWhitlockHale.babe2012 reviews
Jasper/Bella. Read, it's good. I've never been great at summeries, so why even try. x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
But I Love You, Jasper by jaspercat91 reviews
Jasper kills a human while hunting and Bella is called on to help him get through this difficult phase,and suddenly Jasper finds himself falling in love with Bella, but does she return the feelings? Please R&R! First fanfic... Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Something by exactlymybrandofheroin1901 reviews
JASPER/BELLA. Bella and Jasper Whitlock are newly weds when Jasper goes off to war and never comes back. Bella gets changed and they meet up at Forks High School. Will things go back to the way they were? I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Bella is 16 and dating Edward Cullen, but what would happen if for Christmas Bella has to act in a play where she is a “very sexy” devil, Jasper a sexy soldier, and Edward, who had to act too, gets sick two days before the play. Want to know? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Hello Love, Goodbye by exactlymybrandofheroin1901 reviews
Edward cheats on Bella with Alice. Jasper steps in to help Bella cope, while Bella unintentionally heals his heart, filling the missing hole Alice left. Parings; Alice/Edward Probably wont be in story much , Bella/Jasper, Rose/Emmett, Esme/Carisle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Spying on the Teacher by Arbies reviews
No matter how tricky and sneaky those two girls are, we were bound to get caught. Our plan had failed, and here we were, sitting on a black leather couch. It was official: we were screwed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,446 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Horrible, Dramatic, Sort of Cliched Story by DHeartzJasper reviews
For Readers with HUMOR only. Enjoy and remember to review! Jasper/Bella, but there's mainly humor, humor... and did I mention humor?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Betting On Bella by ToWriteLoveOnAPage reviews
Mike, Eric and Tyler all conspire to take Bella to the dance. A missing moment from chapter 4 of Twilight. Pure Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Realizations by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
When Bella and Jasper are alone, they realize something that will change their lives forever. Jasper/Bella. //COMPLETE//
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
my breaking Dawn by gandkforev899 reviews
what happens after eclipse telling charlie, the wedding , bella becoming a vampire and what about jacob read and much much more...please Read & Review The wedding Chapter is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Your Mood Ring by drama88queen95 reviews
This is just a random one-shot. It concerns a quote that I thought was hilarious! Bella tells a girl off. All of the Cullens are laughing. Read and Review! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You Belong With Me by tinerzz reviews
Jasper and Bella are best friends. Jasper is dating the cheer captain Alice. Bella knows her and Jasper belong together. Will Bella and Jasper end up together? Based on Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
A Trip to Remember by Nickynoo reviews
AU & AH. Bags-check, Best Friends-check, Plane Tickets-check! Bella, Alice and Rosalie make their way to Australia for the trip of a lifetime. Edward, Jasper and Emmett also have the same idea. What happens when they meet and instantly click? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
A Prank on Mike Newton by MizzAliceCullen reviews
Wht will happen when Bella, a New born, Decides to play a prank on Mike Newton? Will it end in divorce for Bella and Edward when he takes it seriously?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Twilight: Instant Messaging by jn.v13 reviews
I know this has been done many, many times over but I thought it would be fun to write it anyways! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Who Let Bella Have the Espresso? by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How to settle an argument the empath way by Nayame reviews
Bella is at the Cullen Mansion again and everyone prepares for a nice movie night. They can't really chose between the films and so, its up to Jasper to help dealing with the problem.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What Time by Foxy1245 reviews
Don't worry this isn't B/M like that. It's actually pretty funny, based off of real life experiences so please read. It's my first fanfic to! One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Conversations by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8yr aft BD Alot like PhoneCalls Stupid, but funny, conversations that will make you laugh I didn't give up on phone calls though Includes: Control-your-thoughts-Jake-ness, let's-go-shopping-even-though-Bella-doesn't-want-to-ness and let's-wreak-havoc-ness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2008
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I want a kiss! by DHeartzJasper reviews
“Bella gives me kisses every day.” “Wow. Thanks. I reaaaaally needed to know that. Thanks a lot." ED/B, J/B, AU. SEQUEL OUT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Give Me Back My Kiss! by DHeartzJasper reviews
Edward tries to get her back, but we all know what's going to happen... AU, J/B DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ. Sequel to I WANT A KISS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Before Forks by loosh4ev reviews
what if Bella had been a vampire before she moved to Forks and before she met the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella - Complete
Nickelback: Someone That You're With by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Bella moves in next door to Jasper. Onesided Bella/Jasper. Part of my Nickelback mini series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Far Away by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Jasper writes a song for Bella. Jasper/Bella. Based of Nickelback song. Part of Nickelback Mini Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Animals by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Based off the song by Nickelback. Jasper/Bella Part of my Nickelback Mini Series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Slayed by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Bella's eighteenth birthday didn't go according to plan. Character Death. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Moonlight by Alex Tonks reviews
Takes place after new moon. Bella gets accepted to Hogwarts, meets another mysterious boy and sees the Cullens. Rated T because I like the letter. T T Finished. BxOC Suck at summaries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Cedric D., Bella - Complete
Twilight Condensed! by MonSolo23 reviews
Chapter 1: Twilight, NM, and Eclipse. CHAPTER 2: BREAKING DAWN INCLUDES SPOILERS. Rated for adult themes/minor language in Ch 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
What's A Sunny Day To A Vampire? by Livy Alice reviews
Vampire Bella and Jasper both feel and manipulate the emotions of others. But what would happen if they used their powers on each other? Who will hold out the longest in a game of extreme mood swings. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Her Hidden Demon by yoyoente reviews
Bella finally loses her temper with Edward and other people. Just how scary can a human be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Do I? by Permanent Rose reviews
What will happen when Bella has to say those two pivotal words, "I do."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
The Backseat by Persephone1387 reviews
Jasper and Bella are caught in the backseat. Told from Esme's POV. This was written before Breaking Dawn, and therefore before we found out anything about Bella as a newborn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All Confuzzled by Anahoney reviews
Why are Bella and Jasper holding eachother? WHere are Alice and Edward? Why are all the Cullens depressed? Why has Carlislem locked himself in his office? What has happened to our beloved Characters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
you are obsessed with twilight when you by wishing for a myracle reviews
a list of what makes a person, an obsessed twilight fan. i am indeed and obsessed twilight fan. a oneshot btw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
A Quiet Sunday by Mrs. Fred Astaire reviews
What happens when the Cullens start arguing about the Civil War? How will they ever resolve their strange argument? Find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
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MisAdventures Of Emmett Bella and Jasper reviews
uh i guess the title says all. i will update this story when i get more ideas or you guys send me stuff about it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
This is the same as Iza and the Gang but there is no Liza and Maya but a nother person. everybody is a human even the cullens..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,506 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella
Iza and the Gang reviews
edward broke up with bella. shes pissed. he stays. she goes back to ..... and gets her .... cullens vamps iza and gang humans or are they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella
Izzy and the Flip reviews
Izzy Lauren and Jessica are BFFS! and Izzy and Mike are together! but what will trouble will Jasper and his family to Bella. ALL HUMAN! Bella and Izzy are the same person. my Izzy is special she can change her appearance her eye color changes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
IM with the Cullens and Jacob reviews
Bella and the Cullens play a game of Truth or Dare and Jasper gives Bella a very evil Dare. and a few days later Bella gets Jasper back by playing a practical joke. and some random people who i let in as special guests plus some weird ones!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella
50 yrs after beraking dawn reviews
wat would have happened if edward cheated on bella after her turn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper