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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hi! I'm Jessica = ) I'm 14 and love Twilight (obviously).

Because nobody actually cares what my favourite movie is I'm going to do the same thing I did for my Facebook profile. Here goes:

1) I LOL at the Simpsons. Literally
2) I'm in love with musicals but I can't sing or dance.
3) I play the coolest instrument on earth: the saxophone. You know you can't argue with that.
4) I have a love/hate relationship with school. If you can understand that; kudos to you.
5) I'm obsessed with Twilight.
6) I'm completely team Edward. If I meet someone whose team Jacob I proceed to spend the next 3 hours converting them.
7) If you insult Twilight (just the books, if you want to insult the 1st movie, be my guest) in front of me: watch your back. If you insult Edward in front of me: I will be happy to kill you in your sleep.
8) I'm the least photogenic person on earth. No jokes.
9) Cliches are underrated. As long as they're done tactfully and tastefully, they're one of life's greatest pleasures.
10) I'm not a very funny or interesting person. Due to this fact, I'm almost certain you exited this page before getting this far. If you are reading this, I applaud you, You’ve made it half way.
11) I heart Glee, although I find it slightly worrying that I'm in love with someone who can't figure out the square root of 25.
12) I despise speeches so much that this year, on the day we were presenting them, I sat down in English and seriously considered going to the bathroom and falling down the stairs. He can't force me to do it if I'm in hospital, right?
13) I hate spicy food but my favourite type of food is Indian. Go figure.
14) I have an unhealthy obsession with my hair. I'm pretty sure the next time my friends hear the question "does by hair look ok?" I may wake up bald. I'm not shallow, I'm just paranoid :)
15) I want to marry McDonalds. I know I'm probably going to end up with diabetes or something but I swear they put drugs in those cheeseburgers - they're so addictive!
16) I'm so weak I'm covered in bruises from the game 'punch buggy'. When I'm rich, I'm going to sue who ever invented that game.
17) I'm in love with so many fictional characters it's not funny... To name a few: Edward Cullen, Chuck Bartowski, Christian (Moulin Rouge), Sheldon Cooper, etc.
18) I can't live without my iPod. Trust me, I've tried
19) Yoda is god.
20) My biggest dream is to busk my way around the world.
21) I'm addicted to cherry coke. It's like my own personal brand of heroine. (Yes, I did just quote Twilight, thank you for noticing)

Well done, you have survived Help-Me-Think-Of-A-Name's profile. T-shirts are 10 dollars.

P.S. I always try to review every chapter I read as I know how much work goes into them so I'd really appreciate it if all the people who read my stories could take the time (it only takes a minute!) to review my chapters too = ) Yes. I am a review whore. Don't judge me.

Story Stats:

Been Here All Along: I don't have set update dates but this is one of my main stories that I concentrate on a lot.

Hold On Tight: Is on Hiatus :( not because I've run out of ideas! Quite the opposite actually. It's because I have so many ideas and the way I'm writing it at the moment isn't doing it justice. Once I have more time to concentrate on it alone, then I will finish it. And it WILL be finished. Trust me ;)

The Buddy System...Of Doom!: Well... I'm not a particularly funny person so I find it quite hard to write this one. I have to be in the right state of mind to find my inner funny (or high). So, yeah, I have to feel pretty random to update... SORRY!! You all probably hate me... and I don't blame you.

Crazy Little Thing Called Love: I was considering not carrying on with this one since no one was reading it but I do feel it's one of my best and am still going to give it a go. Even if no one else is.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8242 - Favs: 7,567 - Follows: 7,767 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14760 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 7,022 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IZ by pirate-vampire reviews
Edward left Bella, and he's off to a new high school to forget about her, but when she coincidently joins his new school, he's trapped inside his own feelings for her. But this isn't the same old Bella anymore. It's Iz. Full summary inside. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8949 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feel What I Feel by Your Fallen Meteor reviews
Bella Swan is abused by her meciless father, Charlie. She is very good at hiding her pain - too good- but wishes that a few others knew what she feels daily. When the Cullens move to town weird, wonderful, horrifying things occur. Will she get her wish?AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
One Of The Boys by paperairplanes reviews
Bella has always been one of the boys...but what happens when she decides she wants more? What if she wants to be one of the girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,338 - Follows: 5,700 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22916 - Favs: 14,240 - Follows: 10,644 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
101 Alternative Edwards by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 8,220 - Follows: 8,427 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
One by ForeverJupJewel reviews
AH. BxE. Bella Swan was adopted at the age of 6, along with 11 year old Edward Cullen. Ten years later, their parents die in a sudden car crash and Bella is left in the hands of a very controlling 21 year old Edward. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,259 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Home For Christmas by bemyhoneybee reviews
Bella fears admitting to her parents that she is still single. On her return home for Christmas, she stumbles into a man. Literally toppling over him and kissing him senseless in front of her parents. Oh, Bella is definitely home for Christmas. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Reasons Why He Drives Me Crazy by jumarxie reviews
Bella is the heir to her parents' company in Forks. She's convinced that she's destined in single life. What would she do if she finds out that she's arranged to marry someone since birth? To the guy she despises for breaking her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Starsign:Cancer by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
Almost Twilight and My Sister’s Keeper Jodi Picoult crossover, except all Twilight characters. Don’t need to have read My Sister’s Keeper. Basic plot summary inside. AH, AU. Warning: probably a sad ending.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Phone Call by indjee reviews
Bella's having just a normal day when she's in a café, spotting the most gorgeous man alive. When he accidentally leaves his cell phone behind, Bella's the one to find it. What happens when he calls, to ask where his phone is? AH. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8843 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15833 - Favs: 7,048 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
My Savior by brokenfromthepast reviews
Bella is being abused by her uncle, James. What happens when a certain family comes in, and they try to help her get out of this mess? R&R please! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews
Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unwilling Sighted by GraspingBlu reviews
I remember closing my eyes as my mother tied the blindfold. “If you don’t see them they don’t see you. No sight so no stolen knowledge.” The dark and I are good friends now, though the light is always appealing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11337 - Favs: 4,644 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Composition by leenza reviews
AU The path Bella's life would have taken, if she were a feminist heroine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4794 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Rosalie's Choice by louiseandholly12 reviews
Rosalie's thoughts as she desides to help Bella, when Bella is pregnant in Breaking Dawn. If Rosalie never helped protect Bella while Bella was pregnant, Renesmee/Nessie might never have been born. What was Rosalie thinking?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Rosalie, Bella
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why? by VampireWolf0131 reviews
After BD. Nothing to do with my other stories. Leah. Seth. Embry. The only werewolves who haven't imprinted. Three chance meetings. Three intertwining stories. please R R, this should have Embry also, but I put only Leah and Seth for characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Leah, Seth
Glory, At Its Finest by Hailness reviews
World War One, the 'War to end all Wars'. It was advertised to be such a good thing. "GO! You're country needs YOU!" They suckered in the young men with their lies and deceit, and like most young men, Edward joined, leaving a distressed Bella behind.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What She Said! by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
The gang has a "That's What She Said" holiday at school, getting as many That's What She Said! jokes in as possible. i.e.: "Don't touch that!" "Take your hand out of there!" "Oh not again!" All human, short funny story. Review plz! Disclaimer: No.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2009
Multiple Personality Disorder by 7yoduckydog666 reviews
Edward has multiple personality disorder and Bella finally meets all of his "friends". alicexdancer666 writes the odd chapters and Duck Life writes the even chapters. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
An ode to Edward and one for Jake too by beckysparkles reviews
A little poem, for every Edward lover out there, am I the only one this obsessed? I have added one for Jacob, I just couldn't leave him out!Enjoy xx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Witness Protection Program by unikenzie reviews
Bella and Edward were in love. Bella is put in the witness protection program, changing everything about herself. What happens when 3 years later she moves to Forks and finds herself back in the world she thought she had left forever? ON HIATUS All-human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sunlight by xEmiixEllax reviews
Takes place AFTER Breaking Dawn. The Cullen's life has finally picked up but when a new vampire joins the family, they don't know what to expect. Rated T just to be safe for future chapters. I'm Bad at summaries. sorry :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The Cullens! by EdwardCullen-mybrandofheroin reviews
Join the Twilight characters as they all play on "who wants to be a Millionaire?" ...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
The Sweetest Revenge by PizzaShapes4Life reviews
When Edward Cullen sets out to get revenge on Bella Swan, the sole survivour of the fatal crash that killed his sister, stealing her virginity seems like the perfect plan. Untill the morning after...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fogging Horizons by hannah1016776 reviews
For Renesmee the future is unclear: Her best friend, Etta still doesn't know she's a vampire and she's worried how Etta will take the news. Her best bestest friend Jacob has told her that they are imprinted... continues inside. R&R first fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Fighting Fate by Stephaniiie reviews
AH Bella is about to enter a marriage she had no say in, though her heart belongs to the homeless stranger she has never spoken to. Edward has nothing and wants nothing except for the smile he receives from that brown-eyed girl that walks by everyday..ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Trouble With Renesmee by jeshika.23 reviews
Renesmee is 16 in human years and is completely in love with Jacob. Bella and Edward are returning from a hunting trip a day early, thinking that Renesmee is innocently staying with Esme and Carlisle... Usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8724 - Favs: 14,302 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
College time, for little Bella by mysterygirl531 reviews
Bella and her best friend Alice head off to Dartmouth for their freshman year of college. Romance sparks soon and Bella finds herself being pursued by big-shot player, Edward Cullen. Can this football hunk win Bella's heart? R&R. Regular pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Charlie Swan is taking 'Parental Control! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prank War by twilover6638 reviews
BXE AXJ RXEM have a prank war. Its guys against girls, and each side is determined to win, to make it harder the girls say no kissing the enemy. Which side will give into their needs first? How long will this go one? You will laugh till you pee! All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
One of the Vampires by dr.really.feels.good reviews
Our version of One of the Boys-Katy Perry... renamed One of the Vampires by amber
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
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Been Here All Along reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were five years old. Bella's on the chess team, in the marching band and gets straight A's in every subject. Edward's captain of the football team and 'Mr Popular'. Will they ever be together? AH OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Little Thing Called Love reviews
In a drunken attempt to make her ex jealous, Forks' resident 'Goody two shoes', Bella Swan, has a one night stand with Mr. No name. Two months later, they're both in for a surprise. Having a baby with a stranger? Simple. AH R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hold On Tight reviews
Bella has everything she could ever want: huge house, popularity, money... But what happens when she's forced to go on an exchange, having to live with Edward Cullen and his large catholic family on their farm in Ireland for a whole year? AH B/OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Buddy System OF DOOM! reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
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