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Joined 07-04-09, id: 1994811, Profile Updated: 10-15-13
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Vampire Diaries, and Twilight.

ABOUT ME:

PERSONALITY/HOBBIES/THOUGHTS:

I LOVE TO READ

I LOVE TO LISTEN TO ANY KIND OF MUSIC

I LOVE MY FAMILY

I THINK ALL OF MY FAMLIY SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

I LOVE TO WRITE THOUGH I ALWAYS PUT MYSELF DOWN

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

"GOING TO WAR OVER RELIGION IS STUPID BECAUSE ESSENTIALLY YOUR FIGHTING OVER WHO HAS THE BEST IMAGINARY FRIEND" jImMY pArDo

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

TWILIGHT THOUGHTS :

I HATE EDWARD CULLEN AND BELLA SWAN

I LOVE ALICExJASPER

I LOVE EMMETT

I AM OK WITH ROSALIE (AFTER I READ HER STORY)

I HATE THAT BELLA ALWAYS FORGIVES EDWARD

EDWARD IS A POSSESSIVE JERKWAD

HARRY POTTER THOUGHTS:

I PERSONALLY THINK I CAN FIT INTO ANY HOUSE BUT I WOULD PREFER SLYTHERIN

HARRY HAS A HERO COMPLEX THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM

HERMIONE IS AS DOWN TO EARTH AS POSSIBLE

RON CAN BE AS STUCK UP AS DRACO

DRACO IS A GUY WHO HAD NO CHOICE IN HIS FUTURE AND HE ACCEPTS IT

GINNY EHH

PANSY NEEDS TO GET OVER HERSELF

FRED AND GEORGE ARE REALLY FUNNY AND THEY KNOW IT

SNAPE IS A GREAT GUY THAT DUMBLEDORE MADE SEEM LIKE A BAD GUY

REMUS NEEDS TO LEARN THAT HE CAN BE LOVED FOR WHAT HE IS

SIRIUS IS A STUCK UP SLYTHERIN THAT CONVINCED THE HAT TO PUT HIM IN GRYFFINDOR SO HE COULD STICK OUT BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

JAMES CAN BE SO ANNOYING

I CAN STAND ALMOST ANY PAIRING AS LONG AS I WAS INTRODUCED TO IT RIGHT

HOUSE OF NIGHT THOUGHTS:

ZOEY IS ALRIGHT BUT NEEDS TO SET OUT HER PRIORITIES

STEVIE IS THE BEST

DAMIEN AND JACK ARE THE CUTEST GUYS EVER

THE "TWINS" ARE HILARIOUS

ERIC IS OKAY

STARK IS GREAT

HEATH NEEDS TO CATCH A CLUE

THIRST THOUGHTS:

ONLY THING TO SAY IS THAT SEYMOUR IS THE GREATEST GUY IN THE ENTIRE BOOK!!!!!

SHIVER THOUGHTS:

I LOVE SAM

OLIVIA IS A GREAT CHARACTER

GRACE IS ONE OF MY FAVS (that's saying a lot i don't usually go of the female protagonist)

ELLA ENCHANTED:

I LOVE EVERYONE!! AND THE MOVIE TOTALLY BUTCHERED THE BOOK (But I will Love Anne Hataway NO MATTER WHAT) >:L

WELL THAT'S ME AND MY THOUGHTS AT THE MOMENT

MZBOREDASALWAYS

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Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4306 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 5,408 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Busted! by VintageCrayons reviews
The one where Danny and Ethan go shopping.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Danny, Ethan - Complete
Survivor to Survivor by tidbit.of.reality reviews
A quick ficlet with one of my favorite pairings. What I imagine happened after Ethan returns to the motel room in 'Motel California'. They are both survivors in different ways...MxM no likey no touchy! Still new to this fanfic thing so reviews, comments, etc are really appreciated. Enjoy!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Danny, Ethan - Complete
Don't make bets your ass can't cash by hellsbells101 reviews
Three guys, three cars, one race, winner takes all. Dom and Vince really begin to like their prize so much they want to keep it! Okay so this is Slashand 0t3 kiddies don't like, don't read. Only warning!
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Dom, Brian, Vince - Complete
Beautiful by BrownBarbie reviews
Just a little Dethan Oneshot I threw together.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Danny, Ethan - Complete
One Too Many Smirks and Glances by BrownBarbie reviews
Just a story about a very seductive Ethan and a very flustered Danny. *Rated M for language and sexual references.*
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Danny, Ethan - Complete
Salvation by Flames101 reviews
After a particularly painful case, JJ finds herself suddenly on her Unit Chief's doorstep. Hotch welcomes her inside giving her the comfort she needs. Rated M. JJ/Hotch. One-shot. Written for the Smut-Off Challenge on Facebook: Third Place Winner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - [Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
A Virgin You Say? by Amy494walker reviews
Hotch really should know better, even when drunk, than to challenge Reid. HotchxReidxOFC. Warning, very smutty. Prostitution, threesome. NC-17
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
What Happened Next? by Hagger10 reviews
What happened once Albus got on the Hogwarts Express? Read about the life of Albus Potter, his family, and his friends in this story told from the point of view of many characters. Not an Albus/Scorpius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 171 - Words: 377,502 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 152 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Still Me by Muggleborn-Meghan1992 reviews
Hermione has come back to school for her sixth year at Hogwarts but is terrified of what everyone will say about her newfound, unwanted beauty. She catches many eyes, but only one that really matters..REVAMPED EDITION!PLEASE R&R! Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,182 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just So You Know by BelleOfSummer reviews
"Yes, I'm so jealous… I'm so bloody jealous because you're too damn pretty." *COMPLETE!* Long one shot Draco/Hermione/Blaise -Now with a Beta-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Another Myth to Live Through by A Lousy Author reviews
The Cullens, an immortal family of vampires, have protected themselves by hiding from the world. That will change forever when magic enters their lives. But what seems at first to be a new opportunity may just cause a new set of troubles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella
Year 8: Whispers of the Yet to Come by damonkeygirl reviews
Starts out immediately after the end of Book 7 and tells the story of life after Voldemort, leaving everyone to deal with the remaining threats in their attempt to move on in life. Harry/Ginny. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 241,301 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pick Me Up by IchigoPudding reviews
Harry, Neville, Ron, Seamus and Dean sit around their dorm eating food and talking about pick-up lines. Some implied slash so if you don't like that... May not be updated reguarly as it is a series of oneshots and twoshots. Lots of sexual innuendos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Until she was gone by xgeexbabyx reviews
Blaise hadn't realised how much he would miss Luna until she left... One chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Fates Decide by BCIsMine reviews
Harry loses everyone in the war and he lives on as just a shell of the man he used to be, can someone bring him back or will he be like this for the rest of his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
There are better things to care about by sixbynine reviews
No, Sirius doesn’t care what the world thinks, because, after all, there are far better things to care about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Trust Me by DobbyRoxMySox reviews
When Lily and James are found fighting again Profesor Sinistra decides to put an end to their squabbles once and for all. Unfortunately, her method involves something Lily and James aren't too keen on: Spending time together, and learning to trust. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,041 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blaise Knows by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
Blaise knows Harry better than anyone else, and because he knows, he isn't surprised. Sash. HP/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Amethyst Elann reviews
Guess who is singing? Guess who doesn't want to be sung to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mad Sanity by Rocks-my-socks reviews
AU.Spoilers for DH. What if they had not killed her, but only sent her into the future? Albus is about to get a second chance with his sister... Harry/Ariana
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 142,739 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ariana D., Harry P. - Complete
Unwanted Betrothal by Lady-Delphinea reviews
With the wizarding race in trouble the Ministry reinstates an old law forcing the betrothal of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. With a year of betrothal ahead of them both will do what they can to make it fail... but will something change within them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Monster by jellyman09 reviews
You watch as he transforms, his body pulsating and changing. You want to scream, want to run. But you meet his chocolate brown eyes, and can’t seem to look away. Dominique Weasley/Teddy Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Teddy L., Dominique W. - Complete
Night Club by Amberjoe reviews
All human oneshot Edward and Bella meet in a nightclub.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Battlefield by remuslives23 reviews
One night a month they can be their true selves. Slash, infidelity, adult themes. Sound like your thing? :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Remus L., Bill W. - Complete
Coherent by Serpentseeker reviews
First kisses are rarely perfect and this one certainly isn't. But there's passion and that's really all that matters. Blaise thinks too much while he and Harry share their first kiss. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Outing' Thyself by pemphetru reviews
He saw how he sat at the edge, swinging his legs and leaning on his hands behind his back. The pout on his lips… it was… Shane cleans up after drama practice. Seth is there too. Yaoi XD
Pacifier - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Empty by stuckinsea reviews
A Night to Remember...RD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
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Intrant Amorem reviews
Semi-Au where Fred is the one to ask Hermione to Yule ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Mirror
Why is wanting to start your life with someone so hard to start? I have gone through so many different proposal lines in my head. It has gotten to the point where everything I say sounds cliché and meaningless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Ghost Kiss reviews
Maybe if Harry could sneak a kiss from Draco all these feeling will go away. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love You Too reviews
Harry is sick of putting so much effort in wooing Draco, he's done. Can Draco accept that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Connected By Death
AU where Horcrux don't exist. Draco has seen death in front of his eyes, he now sees Threshals. How will that change his fate? (based in their fifth year) This is only a 2-part fic :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,483 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Forgotten One reviews
The Backstory to the Marauder's Era. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Quiet One reviews
This is my take on how Dominique Weasley is. Tony Finnigan (OC) is the son of Seamus and Padma... i hope you enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Dominique W. - Complete
Need reviews
I watched the movie Honey 2 and couldn't resist
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Together reviews
My take on the after life of Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
Set somewhere after 3x22. Damon has to tell Caroline something. Will she listen all the way through? Or just turn her back on him?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
Ron Really Hates Spiders reviews
A quiet night at home with the kids turns wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
I Don't Love Him reviews
Hermione does not love Draco. AT ALL!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
After Tonight
a sort of song-fic based off of Justin Nozuka's After Tonight
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Life Gets Complicated Over The Years reviews
So this will be based on my OC's POV. Now Harry Potter doesn't show up until later. The first parts of this fic is based solely on Twilight. The personalities are kind of OCish. If you love Bella TURN AWAY NOW! NOW COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
The Moon reviews
Remus' Poem
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Remus L. - Complete