Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, and Twilight.
Aha! I've lured another one! Welcome to my profile. Presumably, you came here to find out a little more about me. Or maybe just to get a better look at my awesome avatar. (If that's the case, feel free to skip all this here wordy stuff.) So, here's some generic "about me" stuff.
Likes: the beach, reading, writing, drawing, shopping, dogs (my dog in particular, because he's way cooler than all you guys' dogs), traveling, neo-Renaissance art, thunderstorms, word play, loud music
Dislikes: stupidity, improper grammar, bad spelling, people who repeat themselves, arrogance, improper grammar, hypocrites.
Favorite books/series: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Uglies series, Evil Genius/Genius Wars, Warrior Heir, The Poisonwood Bible, Hunger Games, The Time Traveller's Wife, and My Sister's Keeper. I feel a smug sense of superiority at the fact that I read the last two long before they became movies.
In case anyone was worried, no, I haven't abandoned any of my stories. Yes, I know I take an absurdly long time to update. Unfortunately, real life insists on getting in the way of my pleasure writing. And real life can be pretty damn insistent. So fear not, friends. Everything shall be revealed in time. A lot of time...
Usually, I abhor those profiles that have like 3986298775673 pages of copy/pasted stuff, but this one I'd never seen before...
The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official
During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
Lol. I smiled.
Not Really. I just wanted to get your attention, because who actually reads all the way down here? Now that I have it, I'd like to make a little offer. Folks, are you tired of having a specific story in mind you want to read, but don't feel like writing it yourself? Then omgz, send your request to me and if I think I can make it work, I'll write it for you, provided I've read the book. Does this interest anyone? Then PM me, I'd be interested to hear your ideas. I'll be most likely to write for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter and Twilight fandoms. Do it. Dooo iiiit.
Stay classy. Peace