lunakatrina
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Joined 04-14-02, id: 199514, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter.

I am the great destructible yet vengeful,
weak yet determined,
the hater of tuna,
happy and hyper and somewhat healthy,
the mystical being that haunts your dreams,
the shadow,that when you turn around is gone,
I am a figment of your imagination,
I am the moonlight trickling from the heavens,
I am the force that makes you double-take,
I AM your food for thought,
I am there when you aren't and when you are there I am not,
my eyes pierce through the darkness,
I will drive you out of your mind,
If you don't believe you'd better,
cause I am here I AM real and you'd better look out,
cause I'll be here soon,
I AM a force to reckoned with,
I am the one the only lunakatrina,
and you'd better recognize cause nothing good can ever come from staying with normal peaple.

and I am certainly NOT normal

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The Acute Mastery of Potions reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,482 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wolfsbane reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Narcissism reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Union reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Oswald the Ottoman reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pop Goes the Weasel reviews
This is the sequel to Crowbar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P.
Intent reviews
Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P.
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crowbar reviews
The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
So Sue Me reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
TEASER: Intent reviews
TEASER! NOT THE REAL STORY! Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P.
Something Lost, Something Found reviews
Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,627 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
You Want What? reviews
Harry is being forced to bond with Snape, but Harry isn't going to sit back and let that happen! ...Seriously...he's not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Rockabye reviews
Reposted and revamped! Major, complete, utter AU, read at your own risk. Six year old Harry meets the artist, Remus Lupin, in the park one day after school, drama and comedy ensues...also, I made a few changes that might be noticeable, but nothing overly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,220 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Quidditch Toned Muscles reviews
This is a spoof, Harry is worried about finding someone who loves him for him and not his muscles or fame, Hermione's just trying to keep things logical, and Ron really wants to wake up. Rated M just in case, oneshot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Invade Hogwarts reviews
This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete