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Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, and Harry Potter.

cool, i have a fanfic. but anyway. here is a story of a sory that MIGHT happpen, yeah me.

Tonks just so happens to be falling for TWO guys, she is forced to pick by a friend,but who will she pick the younger one or the jokester u decide

crappy story reiview Smart people to help me write this fic

one bright blue day 2 dead boys got up to fight they faced eachother and shot eachother the deaf police man heard these and went to go save the dead boys

if u dont belive these go ask the blind man he saw it

a computer beat me at chess, but it was no macht for me at kick boxing

taste the rainbow,eat CRAYONS

my friend is gthe one who will breeack the silence at my funeral by screaming KUNG PO CHICKEN

when i die, my friends will walk in 2 minutes late wearing the brightest colors they could find saying y everyone sad? and i will be happy cuz they did

when life gives u lemans, alter there DNA and make SUPER LEMONS

i ran with scissors, and LIVED!

anyone who says anything is possible havnt tried salmming a revoling door

im not random,i just have tho-OH A BUTTERFLY- where was i?

someone once told me happiness was around the corner,i told them the world was round

WARNING do NOT walk in my footsteps i run into was and fall off a cliff sometimes

when life gives u lemans,make grape juice an d watch thte world wonder how u did it

if ur name is mr. crunch and u joined the navy, would u became caption crunch

iv got A.D.H.D. and sharpies, oh the trills i will have

Officer, i swear to Drunk im not God

silence is golden duct tape is silver

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I'm the girl who you bumped into but didn't stop.

I'm the girl you hit when you aimed for someone else, but you didn't apologize.

I'm the girl who you've gone to school with for four years, but never noticed.

I'm the girl who has to gather all my strength to get out of bed in the morning.

I'm the girl you spilled your milk on but didn't bother to help clean it up.

I'm the girl your friend was talking about when you said, "Who?"

I'm the girl who plays at school sports games, but no one passes to.

I'm the girl who goes out of my way to tell you I liked your speech in English class, even if you were talking to your friends during mine.

I'm the girl who walked away when everyone was playing with lighters and hairspray in the parking lot.

I'm the girl who starred in the school play, but you still don't know my name.

I'm the girl who sold you a ticket to the talent show.

I'm the girl who doesn't use MySpace.

I'm the girl you made fun of when I did the Macarena with my friends even though you didn't know me.

I'm the girl you stereotype as a nerd.

I'm the girl sitting next to you who you look through every day.

I'm the girl who looks happy, but is broken apart inside.

I'm the girl comforting the crying girl in my mirror, because no one else will.

I'm the girl who was crying at school, when your eyes passed right over me.

I'm the girl who doesn't hate people, but am hated by others.

I'm the girl standing in the background behind all the happy people.

I'm the girl who can't afford designer clothes, and doesn't care.

I'm the girl who trusts even after I've been hurt.

I'm the girl who doesn't worry about how much I weigh.

I'm the girl who will share my lunch when someone doesn't have money, even if they wouldn't do the same for me.

I'm the girl who picked up the can you dropped and put it in the recycle bin.

I'm the girl who never changed, just got sick of pretending I was happy.

I'm not the girl who wrote this. I did copy and paste it, and I didn't see it on TV or in a book. I am like that that girl.That stuff happens to me everyday. I want you to notice me. I want you to say hi. So next time you look around you, look for the girl that might be me. Say hi to them. Next time your eyes pass over someone, make it a point to notice two things about them. Next time you bump someone in the hall, make sure you acknowledge them. And next time you see me, let me know that I'm not invisible. Because it may not seem like much to you, but it just might make my day.

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The After Living by airyelle reviews
James and Lily follow their son through his years at Hogwarts. Commentary on everything...especially his conquests for romance. They know who she will be. Unfortunately, their son doesn't. Comedy, Eventual HHR. Third Year started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,666 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thunderstorms by Hydrochloric Cutie reviews
Tonks is really afraid of storms, and Charlie, being her best friend, helps her through these tough times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Of Hexes, Dragons and Love by The Catastrophe Waitress reviews
CWNT It's funny how your priorities can change ... CharlieTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
It's Not Christmas, It's Angelina! by greatcoastermaster reviews
Takes place in Harry's 5th year, my first fanfic, about a Harry-Angelina-Fred romance dilemma
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Harry P., Angelina J.
Pecan Pie by MaurderMoonyLover reviews
Luna has a secret crush... on ron! and ron feels the same way! what will harry do when he finds out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Ron W., Luna L.
PlapStick by JoeBob1379 reviews
Tonks, being her usual clumsy self, breaks the plapstick dishcleanerthingy... or is it a blenderupper? Well, either way it's an evil muggle device made out of cheap plapstick. TonksHarry fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Book Nook by Zeft reviews
At the first Quidditch match of the season, Oliver Wood 'looked as though he could have kissed Hermione'. What if he did? A Hermione-centric fic. OliverHermione. Very loosely follows the plot of PoA. Chapter 4 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,249 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
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You,you idiot reviews
Hermione likes collin, collin likes ginny, ginnys dating theodore nott. But does collin really like Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Colin C.
Smart people reviews
little 1shot i cooked up hope u like could call ron bashing, slight harry tonks enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Poor little ole Rocky lost his family and is stuck by himshelf.But, he finds friends in the most unusal places. what will become of rocky? Read to find out.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 320 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
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