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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1995242, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hey,
My name is rachael, and im still learning about this whole fan-fiction thingie, but i've written a few stories, so ya PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. I'm part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs!

--> R.I.P

-->Orlando, Beloved Gold Fish, you will be Missed

-->08/03/2010 to 07/04/2010

LIKES-
- The Twilight Saga (durr)
- hanging out with friends and family
- reading! (no im not a nerd!)
- knee-boarding
- music
- MESSING WITH PEOPLE (it is one of my fav' things to do)

I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN mmmmm... and we will live happily ever after...

HATES-
- BAD GRAMMER, (i know i REALLY sound nerdy at the moment but i cant stand it)
- fucking needles
- people who cant tell a lie if their life depend's on it and...
- being Wrong (its not fun, and i make a strong point not to be)


FRIENDS & BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and scream “run, bitch, run!”

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon at you, and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention much cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


Stages of Drunkeness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.

1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.

2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.

3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers.

4 - Barmaid complimented on choice of bra. Partially visible when bending to get packets of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of pretzles one by one.

5 - Have brilliant discussion with guy on the next bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for wining lottery, sort out Denver Broncos defense problems.

6 - Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cocktail napkin. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them you love them. Call girlfriend to tell her you love her and she still has an amazing ass.

7 - Send drinks over to woman sitting at table with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of love on five cocktail napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks you outside. You buy him a Slim Panatela.

8 - Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one by one. Fall over. Get up.

9 - Head-ache kicks in. Michelob tastes off. Send it back. Next bottle comes back tasting same. Say, "That's much better". Fight nausea by trying to play old Space Invaders game for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.

10 - Some doubling of vision. Stand on table shouting abuse at all four bartenders. Talked down by bartender's wives, who you offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.

11 - Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize you are sitting in pub cellar, having taken a wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.

12 - Put in cab by somebody. Give home address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've given address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My Favourite Sayings-

-"Dont close you eyes before the crash, you'll miss the best part"

-"A Real Friend Is Someone Who Walks In When The Rest Of The World Walks Out"

-"I'm IB positive, I be positive they aint' touch me with no needle"

-"I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it."

-"Sometimes I Wish I Were You, Just So I Could Be Friends With Me"

-"I'm Looking Forward To Regretting This"

-"The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open"

-"Whats Better? A Lie That Draws A Smile Or The Truth That Draws A Tear?"

-"I Always Knew Looking Back On The Tears Would Make Me Laugh,But I Never Knew Looking Back On The Laughs Would Make Me Cry"

-"Most People Walk In And Out Of You Life. But Only Real Friends Leave Footprints In Your Heart"


Special 'SHOUT OUT' to my Friends and Family-
Tiarne, (my retarded friend, but you know i love you;)
Lilly the Cat (My lovely little baby:)
Hannah (you are awesome babe, go half-squat!),
Madi (moo, you can always draw a smile),
Shayla (you know how to make me laugh baby),
Amelia (screw you dumb dumb)

-xoxo


I RUN WITH VAMPIRES!
(But that does'nt stop werewolves from being HOT!)

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21257 - Favs: 11,722 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,787 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 210,741 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14594 - Favs: 10,498 - Follows: 7,860 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keeping the enemy! by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Sequel to: WORKING WITH THE ENEMY! Bella and Edward are finally happy together, just as they set off to college. Will past problems resurface? Will they make it through? : E/B. CANON COUPLES. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,638 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gives you Hell by twilighter1414 reviews
Bella Caught Edward Cheating On her, After Destroying His Car, She Heads To California And Becomes a Famous Rocker. Beating People Up and Doing Drugs Are Her Life. What Happens When The Cullen Return.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13358 - Favs: 8,084 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Never, Ever, Make an Empath Mad by Jaspers-Darlin-Girl reviews
Jasper wants to write a song for Alices b'day, but when Emmett finds out that Jasper is songwriting, he, Edward and Rosalie tease him about being gay. Way.Too.Much. Now they have to learn a lesson. Never, Ever, make an Empath Mad...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Jasper
The Gift of One Liners and the Curse of Curves by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Demetri was always the famous lady’s man in the Volturi. Good-looks, poise, courteous, and one of the most deadly killers our world held. But what he didn’t expect to find on a mission was one of his most life-altering discoveries. A girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Demetri
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Poetry by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Poems written about when Edward left in New Moon. Bella's POV. I may possibly add more poems later on from different character's POV's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Misguided Ghosts by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
He was the most caring, wonderful, loving boyfriend anyone could have...until he turned into a vampire. Now my only hope of escaping....is if I die. "Would someone care to clissify? a broken heart and twisted minds, so I can find someone to rely on."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Working with the enemy by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Edwards the school player and Bella despises him. What happens when there forced to work together on a school project? All human, normal pairings, kinda OOC! rated m for bad language, just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,274 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
It's A Question of Lust by Esmi76 reviews
Edward is a Technology Science teacher at a small high school in Texas. Bella Swan is a new student who is hot for teacher. Can they hold out until graduation? Originally written for Ninapolitan's "I'm a tease" Twilight story Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,245 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pay Back by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
What happens when Bella decides she wants to have a little pay back for every time Edward teased her? Post Breaking Dawn... used to be a oneshot but now on the progress of becoming a story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 4,842 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Personality by angelanharvey3 reviews
Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,451 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's a Cat's Life by CuteWolfPup-Twilight reviews
Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Flight of the Phoenix by ericastwilight reviews
Bella Swan never moved to Forks with her father. Her first encounter with Edward is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to college,with no means of escape. Can he resist the call of her blood? From the fire, someone will be reborn. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lost Love by VampiresOnEcstasy reviews
Edward never came back in NM. Bella was changed and becomes a movie star/singer. One day the Cullens show up at one of her movie premiere and all hell breaks loose. Not the first one to use this plot. I own nothing! Everyone's a little OOC! T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seduce Me by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
300 hundred years after E left B in the forest, Bella is the the princess of the volturi, the seductress with amazing powers.. the cullens come to visit when the volturi host a party.. but now everything is different.. or is it? X x lemons and love : xxx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forgive But Dont Forget by An Appetite for Destruction reviews
Edward never came back and Bella decided to Change. Years into the future, their covens just decided to move back into Forks. Forks High just became battleground for the fanged & forever young to play in.REMOVED,for rewriting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 5,158 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
immortal phoenix by gold pheonix reviews
What happens if Bella was not as normal as every on thought. What if she was something more. Something even more powerfull then a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Edward, Bella
The New Fledgling by Mclovesyou reviews
A powerful new Fledgling moves to the House of Night and things start to change. Will Neferet use her to create a war with Humans? Can Zoey save her? I am not good with summaries so the full summary is on the first page so please read and review! Enjoy!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009
So Called God Among Men by artisticteach reviews
Originally for The Sexy Edward Contest by twilightaddict26 which was my old account -Edward thinks he's God's gift to women and the new girl knocks him off his player pedestal. Slutty and Slightly Dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trying to Seduce Mr Cullen by rebecca pattinson-cullenxxx reviews
AH,OOC-When Bella returns to Forks,she is reunited with her old friends the Cullens.when she finds out that edward is her teacher she does all she can to try and seduce him. story better than summery.m.R&R.EXB,AXJ,EMXR.BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS, PLEASE READXX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,424 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,090 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volturi Daughter by twilightlover16 reviews
Bella Swan's parents and relatives were killed by Volturi gaurds. Hiedi taks her in, leading her to become Isabella Marie Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/9/2008
Bella with the Volturi by CullenCrazy360 reviews
What if the wolves were late... Laurent bit Bella and Edward never came back. The Volturi found her bleeding... 50 years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Changing by Poemwriter98 reviews
Edward's sick. Bella's a vampire. What's going to happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lady of the Night by Lucy in Strawberry Fields reviews
Bella works for an escort service. Edward is 108 old vampire virgin that is looking to lose his virginity, so he hires Bella for a night. Too bad vampire sex isn't as easy as everyone says it is. Dark humor. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sex Lessons by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen lacks one essential thing: Good bedroom skills. Enter Isabella Swan, hired sex-therapist-turned-teacher. In her quest to remedy his problem, will their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension affect her 100 percent success rate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seducing the Gentleman Vampire by I am the Lurker reviews
Bella was saved, as a child, by Edward during his rebellious years. He uses her as a blood slave. Can she seduce her virginal gentleman vampire and make him hers for eternity before he drains her completely? Companion piece to She Was Mine. BPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cullens Meet Rollback Prices by disenchanted-fairytale-92 reviews
What happens when the Cullen kids and bella get locked inside a Wal-Mart for the night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
SPICE AND LEMONS by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Lemons galore as the three porn girls of the century arrive at their own boarding school, right into the hands of hundreds of horny guys, but three special guys in particular have caught their attentions... will it last, or will lust rule over the love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
revenge by riclynshea reviews
Its been over 90 years sence Laurent bit Bella in the meadow, each day growing more and more angry. When the Cullens suddently return to Forks, She gives herself over to the monster inside her. Plotting her revenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Revenge Really Bites by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
While the Cullens are gone, Victoria bites Bella so she becomes a vampire. Alice has a vision of it, so the Cullens know. Will they come back? If they do, will Bella find it in her heart to forgive them? Takes place in NM. Mildly Funny. Being Rewritten!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare, Cullen style by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
the Cullens and Bella not Carlisle and Esme play truth or dare. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Pleasuring Edward by little-nessieC reviews
Bella gives Edward a favor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
The Afterlife by XLeahClearwaterX reviews
Edward and Bella's life after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,579 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love vs Instinct by angelfishlex reviews
Edward Cullen is a human blood drinking vampire who becomes fascinated with a human girl whose sweet scent tempts him to near madness. What happens when a rival vampire also lusts for both her body and her blood?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Living With Alex by Oddflowerchild reviews
He winked and crawled up the bed to lay with me. “Too bad: I would have liked to continue the journey.” Chappy 9 up now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Emo Lessons ? by AliciaXOXTwilight reviews
Edward has Gone Hunting with Carlisle and Esme , and leaves Bella in the hand of his brothers and sisters.When they Get Bored Emmet Has an Idea . They want Jasper to teach them how to be Emo. Very Funny.Takes Place In Eclipse After Edward Purposes.OCC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Hes Back by kurwa reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends sience they were kids but when his father has been offered a high paying job he has to leave.Later he returns but what has Bella said that has made thing very awkward! ALL HUMAN BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teasing the Forbidden fruit by ingridkervella reviews
Mr Cullen is Bella's English Lit. teacher, they are both cocky and are desperately attracted each other. They have both decided to tease each other to the pont of no return. Who will give in, is it just sex or is it more. Dangerously sinful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Jasper and Emmett, In the House! by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Our Little Issue by typerventilating reviews
Anybody think there needed to be more "sex-talk" scenes between Edward and Bella? Well, if you do then here is another version of their talk or another try at the sex-talk. Mostly random, but cute. Fluff. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Believe You by kikiber reviews
Edward, in his typical arrogant ass fashion, decides to leave Bella for her own good, even after his family refuses to move away and break contact with her. Bella, in a not typical fashion, tells him off. What do you think? 1 chpt. so far
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Bella's a vampire! by elliot.and.jd.4eva1 reviews
What if Bella was already a vampire and attending Forks High when the cullens move to Forks?Bella is all alone and hates being a vampire.eventually bellaxedward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Edward was a bullied geek at the bottom of the school food chain...then along came Bella... Lemons, language, and laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,135 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in the Office by xxwoofxx reviews
Edward is Bella's boss. They hate each other. Or is it just lust in a form of hate? lemons. RXR Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare? Cullen Style by stop taking the good usernames reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the rest of the Cullens and Bella will play...truth or dare? Rewritten...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
A Love to Remember by loveedwrdanbella reviews
A/U'set NM. Edward had left Bella. In depression, she fell from the cliff, but was turned into a vampire. They meet again 60 yrs later but Bella has lost her memory and cant remember. Warning: Bella is a bit evil "AT FIRST" no worry. : I dont own twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
Revenge by swimmmmmer reviews
This is about all of the Cullens pulling pranks on each other and getting revenge! Bella is a vamp... BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Accidently Cheated by Thomas N reviews
Edward "accidently cheated" on Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by TwihardJess reviews
“Bella, you have never played ‘Truth or Dare Cullen Style’ have you?” Jasper smirked while the rest of the group snickered. “What do you mean Cullen Style?” I looked around and everyone had large grins on there faces.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
A Vampire's Life by InjusticeLeague reviews
Bella's new life 2 years after becoming a vampire, how does she deal!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella
It all started with a little pill called X by goawaynow reviews
Edward left. Desperate,Bella calls her old best friend from Phoenix to come and visit her AKA Bella's ex-girlfriend!Except Bella's old friend from Pheonix/ex-girlfrend drags her into a world of drugs and parties all to help her cope.HAITUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Book 3 Twilight Continued by brengal reviews
Because this is a fantasy anything can happen, Bella learns that vampires live by a different set of rules which even Aro can't change. An involvement with more than one man or woman is legally possible but Bella surprises even the vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 172,021 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Home by Hanna Rae reviews
Sequel to The Wedding Night. Edward and Bella get tired of the constant interuptions of their family and decide it's time for a change. Set up after Bella is a vampire. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Edward's Mistake by Twilightlovr12 reviews
This is a section from breaking dawn where bella catches the scent of human blood. Can she resist in this version?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella vampire edward human by Ash95 reviews
This is the story of twilight except with a twist, Edward is the human and Bella is the vampire
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flight of The Dreamers: A Vampire Story by xxxLORDDARKNESSxxx reviews
VAMPIRE STORY BASED ON TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BabyBella! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Playing Solitaire by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Bella's Decision by Lynn Miller reviews
The sooner we got home the sooner we could start discussion about how I was going to continue to carry this baby, even if it killed me'. This is my interpretation of Edward and Bella’s homecoming from their Honeymoon, and what followed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
Tootsie Roll by TheCullenRose reviews
Bella catches Edward doing something... unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews
COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Destiny is Forever by Obsessive Vampire Stalker reviews
“Don’t worry about her, she’s going to be a big help to us?” “How’s that” James asked me, I laughed at him. “She’s going to kill the Cullens!” I answered, picking up Isabella and running off into the darkness. Sorry I suck at Summarys. RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Almost Forgotten by Frappes and Firearms reviews
The Volturi have kidnapped Bella and Edward. What happens when they make Bella forget everything about Edward and turn her into a Vampire? Written pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,712 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vegas, BABY! by Edward My Edward reviews
This is my FBCDS challenge story! Hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
idiots by DelilahTCullen reviews
Emmett's does something stupid shocker but what happens if Edward's involved and it scares Bella? Will she get pay-back? What 'bout Rose? LANGUAGE!LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Vampire Heart Attack by Dlynn reviews
What if a Vampire is tired of feeding on animals & decides on finding a human to feed on, although when he picks one he falls in love with his prey and decides to turn her into a vampire to live an eternity with, will she allow him too? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teasing by cherry-kiss-red reviews
When Edward finally lets Bella cross his boundaries and stops his teasing, the couple gets closer than ever. Let the fun begin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shopping For Bella by Mizra reviews
Edward goes on a little shopping trip to the grocery store for Bella who is, miserable that Third Tuesday of the month. Can Will Edward handle this well?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Wedding Night What happens next by MaddilynnCarol reviews
What happens on their wedding night and when they arrive home... Who is waiting for them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,233 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Teasing Edward : To the max by xSabbyxxx reviews
Bella decides to tease Edward. Horrible at writing summaries. R&R. First Fanfiction. Short. Might continue. Depends how many reviews I get. -hinthint- new chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Wherever You Are by bellard reviews
What is Edward never came back after New Moon? Bella's changed into a vampire and through her power, becomes infamous and the world knows her...all to get her revenge on Edward. Summary sucks, story rox. Plz read and review. Flames are accepted! 1st fanfi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Revenge by passionatevampire reviews
Emmett gets revenge on Edward for breaking all of his new TVs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2007
Bella's Puppy by Kimmy1901 reviews
What happens when Bella get's a new puppy? How's Edward gonna like him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
New Powers by Kirstan reviews
Bella's POV. Bella is changed into a vampire and goes through the difficulties of learning what powers she has. This is my first story. Please reveiw and some tips would be great.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Hurt by vjd reviews
Edward has done something that has truley hurt Bella deeply. How will Bella react? How will Edward try to fix things? Review plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
I Promised by Laela Wendel reviews
Edward's point of view and how he and his family deals with Bella's change into a vampire. How will our Edward manage with his beloved Bella as a ravenous newborn vampire?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Behind Closed Doors reviews
Bella is framed for the murder of Renee, and sent to a mental asylum that still uses the shock treatment. "He put me here, and here I would stay." One-shot bella AH/AU. -xoxo
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Slips and Regrets reviews
bella has finally convinced edward to change her, after a huge cullen party of course! but what about after bella has changed... what if she didnt have the 'super self-control? possible LEMON later! read & review- xoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
10 Ways to Piss off Edward Cullen reviews
10 different ways to piss off and annoy Edward Cullen...one-shot -xoxo
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009
your loss reviews
after edwards leaves bella in the forest, victoria changes her. when edward and bella meet again, will bella be forgiving? R & R- xoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2009
icy poles & superglue reviews
what would happen if you gave a vampire head after it rain's? well, bella is about to find out... one-shot xoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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