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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1995308, Profile Updated: 11-27-09
Author has written 20 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Death Note, D.Gray-Man, Vocaloid, Ouran High School Host Club, Fire Emblem, Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

My name is Jaci. If you haven't noticed I am, and I will admit it, an otaku. I take pride in the title. I've been on here for only a few months, so please read and review. XD I write mostly yaoi, well...only yaoi...but that's only because there are NO DECENT GIRL CHARACTERS. ALL THEY'RE THERE FOR IS TO NEED SAVING AND FANGIRL OVER THE GUYS. AGH! //end rant// Uh...hehe. ; So, yeah. I dabble in Death Note, Vocaloid, Kingdom Hearts, and Ouran High School Host Club. I just started an odd series consisting of all crack pairings. It only had one chapter, but it's worth checking out. They all happen to be outrageous crossovers. XD

RANDOM FUN STUFF TIME!!

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash, Trigun

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

""Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"
" - Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Repeat after me! This world is made of?"

(repeating) "This world is made of.."

"This world is made of..Love and Peace!! Love and Peace!! Love and Peace!!"

-Vash the Stampede, Trigun

"Panties, panties, panties!" -Chii, Chobits

"High school girls, high school girls, all for me!" - Shigure, Fruits Basket

"I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face."
- Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

"Sorry, but if you wanna see me naked, you're just going to have to offer
candy and cigarettes like everyone else!" -Lupin, Lupin the Third

"Will you please stop the car, miss yukari please stop, please stop. Will you please be more careful. Im sorry. We're going to die. Grandpa... LOOK OUT MR. GRANDPA, MR. GRANDPA LOOKOUT!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!" -Chiyo-chan, Azumanga Daioh

"ONE THING WILL CHANGE AROUND HERE, ONCE I BECOME FUHRER"
"WHAT YOU MEAN SIR"
"ALL FEMALE CADETS HAVE TO WEAR MINI-SKIRTS!"
"ILL BE WITH YOU TO THE END SIR"
-Full Metal Alchemist

"Kimura-sensei,why did you become a Teacher?"
"CUZ I LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS"
-Azumanga Daioh

"Rasheed: I don't recommend the Calabar beans. They are used to see if your wife is cheating on you. The innocent eat at once; they choke and spit them out. But the guilty eat cautiously, slowly, which makes the poison work. Soon, she is crying out in pain. That's how you can tell."
Spike: "Thanks, but I'm not married."
Rasheed: "Now that is true happiness."
-Cowboy Bebop

"I lose control around mushrooms" - Kujibiki Unbalance

"Last night, when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine." -Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

"You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and know one would know you weren't wearing anything." -Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

Osaka: In American homes..
Yukari: Yes?
Osaka: You can go inside without your shoes, right?
Yukari: Yes..
Osaka: Then what if they step on dog poop and go back inside home without noticing. What if the American dad, mom, brothers and sisters step on dog poop and go inside without noticing?
-Azumanga Daioh

"I lost my room...CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU!? - Vash, Trigun

"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. Ladeedadeedide, genocide. Ladeedadeedud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time."
- Vash's song, the Genocide song

"Feel my masculine muscles.. FEEL!! the muscles of loyalty..FEEL!!"
-Luis Armstrong, Full Metal Alchemist

"Is it a bad thing if your having sex with your boyfriend, and he's watching anime?"
-Genshiken

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu

Tamaki: Kyouya! you call the hair designer!
Tamaki: Mori-senpai, get some contacts from the nurse!
Hunny: tama-chan! what about me?!
Tamaki: hunny- senpai you...
Hunny: Yeah?! Yeah?!
Tamaki: Eat cake!
-Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki: "This anime is a school love comedy to begin with. Haruhi and I are the main characters of this love comedy."
Hikaru and Kaoru: "And what are we?"
Tamaki: "Obviously, you all are homo side characters." or something like that..
-Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Kaoru: Mom being...?
Kyouya: Position-wise...probably me. -Ouran High School Host Club

Nekozawa: (To himself) I am a wonderful prince-like onii-chan... I'm not scared of the light! Evil beam on me!! (Shines a flashlight on his face)
Honey: All right...
Renge: Nekozawa finally... is able to point a flashlight at himself!
-Ouran High School Host Club

"You might also add fear of horror movies, fear of ghost storytelling, fear of suddenly getting scared from behind, and fear of TV commercials about horror movies. What is it with those, anyway? I really do not like them airing those segments without any warnings. What's become of the rights of the cowards?" -Kazukiyo Souga, OHSHC

Kasanoda: I'm not a human weapon. I as just born with this scary-looking face.
Hitachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova-kun.
Kasanoda: It's Kasanoda!
Hitachiin Twins: Bossa-Nova?
Kasanoda: I said it's KASANODA damnit! You guys wanna die or something!
-OHSHC

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The Rain Man by Floreria reviews
Demyx why do you like the rain so much?" he asks, a mild whisper upon his flesh. "It helps me forget." a short, honest reply. The ability to forgive is a marvelous talent we should all possess.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,550 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Orgy XIII by Naive-Symphony reviews
Collaboration with City Girl Dreamer. A series of unrelated one-shots with various pairings from Organization XIII. Pairings are random, so expect the unexpected. Ratings vary from K - M. Things are gonna get a little crazy in here, folks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
Blush by Naive-Symphony reviews
I knew I shouldn't have walked inside. I knew I should've just kept walking instead of letting my curiosity get the best of me. What I didn't know was that this would be the beginning of something amazing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,823 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Valentine Slushie by Ehmi reviews
FinnKurt Kurt's been slushied by the least person he expected! Oneshot! Written for EltonColferLuvr but anyone is welcome to read!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by XxDonMelloxX reviews
Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,335 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Afterward by Sensei-Briefs reviews
five years after the break-up of the Teen Titans, Beast Boy is missing a certain member more than ever. He decides to track them down. He eventually finds the person, but what happens afterward, even he didn't see coming. BBxRae, RobxStar really fluffy
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Bordem by agent-to-the-rescue reviews
Demyx is bored, and needs to be entertained. He decides Zexion is the one to help him. But will someone record what they get up to? Yaoi! Zemyx. Lemon. You have been warned!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Zexion, Demyx
Interrupted by Naive-Symphony reviews
Roxas really needed to get the message across that an unlocked door was not an invitation. Belated 8/13 fic, enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The New Keeper of the wind and the Speed IkkiXKazu by Rikus-heart reviews
Two best friends fall in love after a race? I do not own Air Gear!
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Kazuma "Kazu" M. - Complete
I'm Not a Shota! by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Master completely and utterly has a Shota complex. And Len doesn’t like it one bit. Master/Len/Kaito. Slight citrus nothing too explicit .
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
When I Grow Up by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
At the age of four, Len boldly declared that, when he grew up, he wanted to be Kaito’s bride. Ten years later, Kaito wonders if that’s still what Len wants to be. Ficlet, KaitoxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 305,158 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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Love Confession Disaster reviews
Rin has been madly in love with Len since grade one. Now, in grade nine, she decides it is the right time to finally tell him. However, Len may have a secret of his own.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Kiku's Confession reviews
Kiku has been harboring deep love for Heracles, but he was always too afraid to tell him. Now he's promised Feliciano that he would! Is Heracles going to understand Kiku's feelings? Maybe even return them?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Greece, Japan
It Was the Apron reviews
Feliciano took advice from Francis, and decided to do something nice for Ludwig. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...or maybe it was?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Sex Frequency Poll reviews
Heracles was dissappointed by Kiku's place in the 'Sex Frequency Poll." So, he decides to help bump him up a little from the bottom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Greece, Japan
How Twilight Should've Happened reviews
This my rendition of how Twilight SHOULD'VE happened, but, sadly, didn't. Warning: This is NOT for fans of Twilight. Just saying. So, if you do not heed this warning, and read this anyways, that's your problem and I'm sorry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Crack Pairidise reviews
This is a series of many stories with crack pairings only. All of them are crazy crossovers, for I drew names out of a hat. They are fun and interesting though, so enjoy the ride! RATING M JUST IN CASE.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Roxas, Matt
Brotherhood of Swords reviews
All of the surroundings kingdoms are meeting in Narnia for some big council, and as the new ruler of Altea, Marth has to go. His father is making him be accmonpanied by Ike, a first class mercenary. Why does he keep trying to make out with Marth?
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Ike, Marth
Happy, Birthday Love reviews
Sora's finally runing sixteen and Kairi's throwing him a birthday party! Riku has deicded what he's going to give Sora for his birthday. Will he have the courage to give it to him? And what is it anyways? Riku's AND Sora's P.O.V.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Anniversary reviews
It's been over four months since Rin died and Len is still not talking. Kaito hasn't spoken to him in that time either. Does Kaito still hold his feelings for Len? Will he ever tell him again?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Sora's Bringing Sexy Back reviews
After we all grew up and went our seperate ways, we try to get together every once in a while. Just to catch up and share memories." But some pretty embarassing memories are being shared.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
New Kid in School reviews
Rin and Len are the new kids in school. And while Rin is off making friends with everyone, her openly gay brother Len, is falling in love. But will his upperclassmen return the feelings? Rated M for later chapters.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Sexual Healing reviews
The Host Club is playing tag and Hikaru carelessly runs into Hani. He gets upset and no one knows what to do until Mori steps in. Will he know what to do? Haruhi's POV.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Heartless or not? reviews
Demyx has had eyes for Zexion since he entered the Orginization, but he's so set on not having a heart he'll never feel the same way. Will he? M for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Winner reviews
Roxas won some sort of prize from his ice cream. What did he win? He decides to ask Axel when he returns from Castle Oblivion. If he wasn't one of the members terminated, that is...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Watched reviews
Len misses having "fun" with Kaito and decides to instigate it on his own this time.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Eremophobia reviews
An AkuRoku one-shot for AkuRoku Day '09. Sora is out saving worlds again and Roxas is worried he'll have to say goodbye to Axel forever. Is he ready to let him go just yet?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Happy Birthday, Lavi reviews
A LaviAllen one-shpt written especially for Lavi's birthday 8 March . Cavity inducing cute and fluffiness.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Fantasies reviews
Do fantasies really come true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Leaving Home reviews
Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Skye have been home for good for a year now. But what happens when they decide to leave again to investigate Kng Mickey's letter? How is the Orginization still wreaking havoc, and how are they going to stop them this time?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Sweet Goodbyes reviews
Basically, MattMello fluff. One shot that's in line with the Death Note story.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete