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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Junjō Romantica.

I, 'demort, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

2nd April 2010

Fanfiction has been the only thing that's been keeping me sane for many, many months. I love reading HP fics. And I love the fact that so many people have read my stories. Trust me, the reviews mean everything to me. It makes me feel like I'm making a difference in someone else' day, that they are going to smile because of me is the greatest treasure that I could have ever asked for.

I started writing fics after having read about 2000 of them on this website. I knew every genre of HP fandom. 'Voldemort writes in his diary' started something that has been so special to me. My most successful story 'Eight' is based on the anime Junjo Romantica and I couldn't be more proud of it. But my absolute favourite is 'Demon-boy', it's a shame that I won't be able to complete it.

People who created this website, give yourself a pat on the back. You have created something that will earn you many points at the Pearly Gates.

However, the journey for me ends today.

'demort: RIP

18th Dec 1990 - 11th June 2010

All account activity on 12th June 2010 was by 'demort's friend. I updated whatever new chapter there was of Demon-boy. Replied to reviews and reviewed some stories that 'demort liked. This is the last of it. The account will remain inactive now.

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The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 7,983 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5557 - Favs: 8,450 - Follows: 9,067 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 5,958 - Follows: 8,031 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Juxtaposition by prone2dementia reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Power of Obsessive Love by Zhu Yingtai reviews
“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Memories Return by Twilight Cherry reviews
God is cruel. Your beloved got into an accident and the first thing he said to you when he wakes up from comatose was "Are you Usagi-san?" God is just too cruel. But were things that simple?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,195 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Random JR Drabbles by FreshPrinceLover reviews
As I'm sure you can tell by the tittle these are just random drabbles inspired by random words, enjoy :D!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Only You by C.Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Dark Lord Gave To Me by ShadeDancer reviews
Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Langsyne by Bloody Fox reviews
They would deny him his heritage, in turn he would deny them his hand against the Dark. Falling in love with Tom Riddle was never part of the plan, and fifty years later, it's unlikely that there is anything left of Tom within Voldemort to love him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 206,603 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
JR Drabbles by Love Is BeastN reviews
Drabbles about Junjou Romantica -Misaki X Usagi- , Egoist -Hiroki X Nowaki- , Terrorist -Shinobu X Miyagi- , and Minimum -Akihiko X Hiroki- .
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Misaki by Epona's Song 908 reviews
A sad interview with famous reclusive Usami Akihiko.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Smirk by Obsessed Authoress reviews
Hiroki discovers another one of those nuances that make up Nowaki. Egoist ONESHOT
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Three Wizards by poufellyanah reviews
Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
The End by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Follows Grindelwald from his defeat to Albus to his life imprisonment. "Even though you're the one who stood as victor I have won as well, because you've ensured I'll never be forgotten. You'll remember me, no matter how much you despise yourself for it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Padfoot and Prongs: Traumatized for Life by slasher1322 reviews
One-shot Sirius and James go for a little night time wandering and end up opening the entrance to the headmasters office. While there, they see and hear something that they never expected of their headmaster, and they will never, EVER forget it. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Total Disregard For Canon by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
My parody of Prisoner of Azkaban, with Snape ACTING, a very pissed off audience, and a talking mustache!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Adventures of Trolley lady by Dr. Sheep reviews
A comedy one-shot, we follow the hilarious misadventures of everyone's favourite old lady as she makes her bi-annual trip to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
Say 'Hello' to me, from me, as you pass by by Adari reviews
Dumbledore thought he had a pretty good handle on things...until he died. One-shot...for now. A/N: This gets convoluted...if the title hadn't already warned you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Indiscretions, or: Hiroki, the Town Bicycle by OldFanficAccount reviews
How many people have you been with, Hiro-san? - Hiroki and Nowaki reminisce about past lovers. Sort of. Nowaki is insecure.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
Walking Amongst the Butterflies by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
AU. Akihiko is a somewhat jaded author with severe writer's block when Takahiro introduces him to Misaki, his blind little brother who has been in hospital since the car crash. Together, they try to forge their own way through life. UsamiXMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,151 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 335 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 294 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Hiroki's Harem by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
There were some things, Hiroki believed, that should never be allowed to exist. This 'dating sim' was one of them. Crackfic. NowakixHiroki, MiyagixHiroki, AkihikoXHiroki, ShinobuxHiroki, MisakixHiroki, TakahiroxHiroki etc.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Hiroki K. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 4,757 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Anger management by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Nowaki tries to get Hiroki to deal with his anger in more...constructive ways. A bet is made. Things go pear-shaped from there. Nowaki/Hiroki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 5,605 - Follows: 630 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 611 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Magical Way of Life, Writ Large by Eaiva le Fay reviews
Harry and Voldemort are magically thrown together as they get sent from one time to another. Will they ever end up back where they started and finally be rid of each other? HarryVoldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All Hallows Eve, 1929 by Theta Serpentis reviews
On All Hallows Eve, 1929 three year old Tom Riddle visits his mother's grave, but it's not a normal graveside visit. Possible explanation of why Voldemort likes attacking on Halloween. Character sketch. Warning: cute Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 746 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall by Harmonic Friction reviews
This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Wicked by Evandar reviews
No one mourns the wicked except those who needed them. Hints of HPLV slash and minor spoilers for HBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Irony of Truth by Ten Toes reviews
Short drabble Snape pondering how his feelings toward Lily & James effect his interactions with young HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Slytherin Code of Conduct by The Wigmonsters reviews
In at least half the Slytherin!Harry stories in existance the Slytherins have a Code of Conduct. It's really more guidelines than rules, but what does it say, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Abeo, Voldemort by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot The Castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9793 - Favs: 12,965 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Attempted Severitus by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. My own response to all those Severitus stories in which Snape turns out to be Harry's father. Could take place anywhere before the end of HBP. Rated T cause I didn't drop any F bombs for once......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
A Robbery to remember by BajaB reviews
A thief hired to burgle a popular Diagon Alley store faces more challenges than the champions of a Triwizard Tournament. Short oneshot of an original character set after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/25/2006 - OC, George W. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4768 - Favs: 7,167 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy in the Corner by Serpentseeker reviews
ONESHOT. Percy writes a letter to his father, spilling all the emotions he kept inside, revealing a few shocking revelations and just who he is inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 237 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Detention by Barkeeper reviews
..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fizz by Kiki Cabou reviews
Harry has issues. Fortunately, he also has friends. A Sixth Year story. Major spoilers for OOTP, GOF. This story is now COMPLETE. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,797 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Murphy’s law is seriously overrated by Black Perla reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Harry is back at Privet Drive. A quick, humorous -or so I think- reflection on his hellish life and an ending worthy of finding a house elf jumping on your bed! Written at Merlin knows what hour of the night…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Four Little Founders by Theta Serpentis reviews
Rowena Ravenclaw is bored. Bored, bored, bored. As are three other nineyearolds. The only solution? Terrorise the adults. A 'little' humourfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Everthing's Relevant by DarkShadowFlame reviews
A collection of scenarios both the real version, and an alternate universe shaped by one little change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2003
Truth or Dare - Death Eater Style by NeoSapien reviews
A twist on a common theme. What if Voldemort decided to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2001
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/19/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Demonboy reviews
Some magics are not to be trifled with. Demon-boy makes sure a certain Dark Lord to-be knows that. No ships. Not a crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Voldemort
How it must have sounded! reviews
Things out of context can be terribly funny. Harry:*panting* "Aaaahhhh..Cedric..please..no.." The Dursleys: "That's what she said!" NOT a crackfic. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Eight reviews
The age eight has always been significant in Misaki's life. At same he lost his parents. At eighteen, he met Usagi-san. What happens at twenty eight? Warning: implied smut, character death.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Misaki T. - Complete
The Cake Offensive reviews
What if Misaki told Usagi-ani he likes cake instead of strawberries? And what if Misaki really doesn't want the cake? Warning: implied smut, fluffiness and a very confused delivery guy!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Ten things I LOVE reviews
Usagi-san finds Misaki's literature homework. Why is that special? Warning: Contains fluff, no smut only implied
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
The Only One He Ever Feared reviews
Sequel to 'The Purple Lord Soul-bonded', last in the Purple Series...Voldemort writes back! Dumbledore will be amused...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Mind your manners Mr Malfoy
It's a spin-off to the 'Purple Lord soul bonded' It was fun imagining the reactions and the consequences to that letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Lucius M.
Oh to be that fly on the wall!
Voldemort writes on his journal. Not a sequel to anything, just I was bored and procrastinating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
The Purple Lord soul bonded? reviews
Sequel to the Purple Side. Dumbledore strikes back. The Dark Lord will NOT be amused. Warning: mentions soul bond between two males but NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Purple Side reviews
Power the Dark Lord knows not' Love! Harry finally loses it...Dumbledore bashing and an extremely amused Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Voldemort writes on his diary reviews
So what's voldemort's diary's name? Junior... Plotting to kill Hp, meditating in himalays...Severus' hair and all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete