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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1995394, Profile Updated: 04-27-16
Author has written 5 stories for Mentalist, Stargate: SG-1, and Law and Order: SVU.

Random quotes that make me chuckle;

- "Last night I was laid in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck did my ceiling go...?"
- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
- Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm..
- "I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”


Me? What about me?
I'm sarcastic and love it.
I LOVE stand-up comedy.
I watch WAY too much Law and Order: SVU and I'm a huge Eminem fan!
I know far too much about Chris Meloni, so much its scary.
One of my all time favorite quotes = "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

Random facts about me!
I have brown hair and blue eyes.
I love to wear sweats around the house.
I never wear make-up.
I continually chew, chewing gum.
I can't keep a straight face when I'm mad at my mother.
According to my mother I'm a "pain in the ass".. Love you too mum.

Few favorite TV Shows;
Law and Order: SVU.
Friends.
Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis.
CSI:NY.
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow.
Mock The Week.
League Of Their Own.
...Anything to do with comedy, crime, sci-fi or sports :D

Well..ciao for now. Or ya'know maybe not? Until I can be bothered to update my profile again.


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Campfire Stories, Season Four by polrobin reviews
A series of post- or mid-ep stories set in season 4 following the growth of the relationship between Sam and Jack. Some are missing scenes, some are episode tags. Marked "complete" because each chapter can stand alone. Feedback always answered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,846 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
No Good Deed by K.E.B.123 reviews
They say no good deed goes unpunished. Olivia finds this out the hard way.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler
Promises by TereT reviews
Sam/Jack post Heroes, pt. 2. I wrote this as a Valentine's Day challenge immediately after Heroes, Pt. 2 aired, but it was never posted here. This is one of my favorite stories I've ever written, even all these years later.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2012 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Cannonball by TStabler reviews
It started out as a way to give each other what they needed without the risk of getting hurt, but soon they fell. Hard and fast. Like cannonballs. The aching, unchanging need for each other is growing harder to ignore. Who will be the first to fire? EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Grace Carter O'Neill Part II by LacytheSilverWolf reviews
It's still the same story, the next chapter just wouldn't upload on the other one. JS DJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 204,908 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
All Tied Up by gatehead81 reviews
J/S established ship-fic. Another anecdotal look into pre-family life for Jack and Sam. He comes home from a hard day at work and Sam lets him vent a little and cheers him up. Rated K so no funny business. Enjoy the fluffy one-shot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/20/2012 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Matter Of Trust by TStabler reviews
When a member of the 16th Precinct's SVU becomes the victim, the squad has to sit back while the feds handle the case. The man in charge, though, is someone they all know and trust. Relationships are tested and pushed when the truth surfaces. E/O FIC 100
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
It's Complicated by TStabler reviews
Their relationship has always been undefined. More than partners. More than friends. More than family. There was no word for it. When she comes home from a long, hard case to see everything has changed, she finds the word. Complicated. E/O Future M
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,942 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Taken by TStabler reviews
I used to think it was just a hypothetical question. Something psychiatrists ask to gauge the level of crazy you're on. You wake up in a white room with no doors or windows, what do you do? I never had an answer to that. Until now.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,418 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Katie's Request by BettyHall223 reviews
Jack and Sam's daughter wants something very much. Short story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The First Year by Marish06 reviews
They say the first year of marriage is always the hardest.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,347 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Before It's Too Late by JoyfulHeartEO reviews
Elliot & Olivia have been parters or thirteen years, Elliot's been divorced for four. Olivia is always there for him but has he taken it for granted? What happens when someone takes Elliot's place? Will he realize how good he had it before its too late?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Love and Marriage by TStabler reviews
It seems everyone around her is getting married, and she has planned all of their weddings. Olivia is in the middle of planning another one, the most important, when the relationships around her start to fall apart. Does wedded bliss exist? F/Mel A/T E/O?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,482 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Peter Has To Go by c0ntxgious reviews
Olivia's got a new boyfriend, and Elliot has to find a way to get rid of him soon, before things with them pursue! One-shot. R&R please this is funny, & E/O-ers, there's a reason that this story is PARODY!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Vacation at the Lake by SVUfan18 reviews
Elliot and Olivia take the kids on the perfect little vacation. What could go wrong? This is a continuation of "Gone" but you don't have to read it for this to make sense.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Taur'i Whispers by RowanDarkstar reviews
"He likes her throaty laugh. He likes that her voice has dropped and softened in the years he's known her." - Sam/Jack, romance and a bit of angst and hurt/comfort
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
You Had Me From Hello by AlternativeRocker reviews
One-shot. Quite fluffy, based on Bon Jovi's song of the same title. They are getting ready for a party and Sam is running late as Jack watches on as she dresses, then they go to the party. Sam/Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Pulse by TStabler reviews
Noun: A constant throbbing ache. Noun: The underlying feelings, emotions or sentiments of a person. Tonight, Olivia Benson unloads one because of the other, and they're both caused by Elliot. How will he react? E/O chapter one is a bit angsty!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,140 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
The Good Stuff by Brenna reviews
Future fic. Sam and Jack have their first real fight after getting married. Inspired by Kenny Chesney's song of the same name.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
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One Wrong Word reviews
Jack has to survive a terrible night on the 'ass' comfy couch, a sarcastic daughter and a ticked off wife.. S/J Established. T to be safe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Te Amo reviews
E/O.. After a rough case, Elliot comforts Olivia in the only way he can. T to be safe.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Gotta Love Sundays reviews
For Patrick this sunday, is the best. Teresa couldn't agree more. Hope you like it. I'm rubbish at summaries.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lost reviews
Just a routine mission they said. Nothing could go wrong they said. Never say that, because knowing their luck,and track record something will go wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Something New Everyday reviews
This is my first Fic&Song Fic. One-shot. Lisbon finally understands the meaning of "You Learn Something New Everyday"... It's much better on the inside... I think. That part is up to you. T to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete