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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Legally Blonde.

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A Mile In My Shoes by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what if one night Edward and Bella had got into a fight over Edward making love to her, and suddenly they find themselves in the others body. Edward in Bella and Bella in Edward. will they find a way back to normal or have to stay like this forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Truth and Dare by Princess Aziza reviews
Rosalie wants to play Truth and Dare! What will the other Cullens do? Includes the Volvo, sparkles, and...Baby Bop!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/10/2009
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9431 - Favs: 7,820 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Just Little Things That Make Me Love You by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
It's a quiet night for River and the Doctor, but as usual, his head his racing with questions and errant thoughts.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
He Doesn't Like My Lipstick by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
First thing the Doctor has River do when she arrives in the TARDIS? Take off her lipstick. Amy's a bit puzzled as to why.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
He'll Always Turn Up In A Museum by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
The Doctor has been taking an awful lot of time to look for his wife lately, and somehow he kept going back to the museums. Just like she had said.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
An Unlikely Visitor by HobbitatHogwarts reviews
The Doctor is visiting Craig, when an unlikely visitor shows up at the flat. Nothing is making sense for Craig; is she his best mate's wife or the woman who kills him, and will the Doctor finally have use of the agreement they had made about having girlfriends over?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Grow Old With Me by betawho reviews
"Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Planning on Patience by Sariii reviews
"Warner proposed to Vivian today." She said it just as nonchalantly as one would say, "I had a PB&J today". Because like hell one name on one list can make someone forget years of being someone's other half. And that's how Emmett realizes he likes Elle. Oh. Shit. Slightly less of a crackfic.
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Day Off by betawho reviews
What do the Doctor and River do on their day off, when there's no world to save and no monsters to chase?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River go swimming, and the Doctor realizes River has a unique birthmark...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Privy by doesthislookinfectedtoyou reviews
Katniss and Peeta's kid walk in on them.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Patient Man by Sariii reviews
Emmett receives a thank-you gift from Serena, Pilar, and Margot: Elle in a Playboy Bunny suit. "Granted it was the same costume he had seen a while back, but hell—now it was all for him. It better be." He's not Warner, but he's still just a guy. just a tad crack!fic.
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Kinda Do A Bit by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
The Doctor figures out why he let's River keep a gun and Amy and Rory learn a bit about Time Lord biology. Now with chapter two-the awkward morning after explanation.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Looking Through My Window In Time by QuiteTheScreamer reviews
She has to make a hard choice and she's so terrified its the wrong one. Even when all seems alright, what if it goes wrong? 11/River, 10.5/Rose. Not as depressing as the summary sounds, by the way. 'Chapter 8- fluffier than I expected'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
After The Breaking of The Dawn by Jen-Inks reviews
What happens to the Cullens now? Is Bella ready to test her self- control in wider society? Will the Cullens move? Jacob and Nessie? I needed to know what happened next- I bet you do too
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Archaeology Class by xcrysto reviews
The Doctor decides to pop in on one of River's lectures and has to admit that he finds this 'professor' side of her really rather sexy. River knew from the moment he walked into her class that this was never going to end well...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Iron Man Christmas Carol A Love Story by BrethlessM reviews
In which Tony finds some Christmas spirit, and learns that with so little time allotted to us, one should never hesitate in love. More movieverse than comic, but influenced by both. - Edited and Complete!
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,916 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Big Bunch of Spoilers by QuiteTheScreamer reviews
The Doctor runs into River on Earth, 300 years in the future and she's not a happy bunny after being abandoned for 18 months by him. She's got a bit of surprise for him. River/11, slight Amy/Rory and I'm going to hopefully introduce Jack Harkness later on
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
HugASlytherin Day by FlashFiction reviews
Rolanda Hooch loves holidays and Hug-A-Slytherin Day is no exception. With her usual exuberance, she selects who she believes to be "the ultimate Slytherin" and embarks on a quest to hug the seemingly unhuggable!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - R. Hooch, Severus S. - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Legally Blonde Law Firm by UniqaChica reviews
A little bit of married life fluff between Elle and Emmett.
Legally Blonde - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
What the Hell Edward! by silentdreamer126 reviews
When Edward was saying goodbye Bella knew he was lying and completely lost her temper. Changing the way things happened in New Moon. But will Edward still leave Bella there in the woods? Or will he see what a huge mistake he's making? BPOV Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Vampires Get Bored by MadTwilighter reviews
What happens when vampires get bored? Well, when Alice Cullen is involved, things start getting interesting pretty quickly...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alice
Thank you Alice! by nosserate reviews
Alice decides yo help Bella with Bella's crush on Edward. Bella thougth Edward didn't know. Alice was supposed to try to set Edward and Bella up for Edward. Edward thought Bella didn't know. Alice is quite a matchmaker. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Retrospective by madnorthnorthwest reviews
Ten years after her marriage to Rochester, Jane is writing her autobiography with her husband as her only critic. But, as she must soon learn, life still holds surprises... edit: I have changed the rating to M, due to the comments on particular scenes.
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,289 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
he will come home by branson101 reviews
this is a one-shot I wrote for the Nashville Flood Victims Fundraiser. I thought it would be a funny welcome home for Edward in New Moon. It's also the only time I will write vamps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Trust a Vampire by twilight-love-music reviews
Bella Swan is new to Forks High, but she isn't human. After befriending the Cullen's, she must come to trust them with her secret. The only question, is will she tell them in time to save her from her past? *I don't own anything! SM does!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,878 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A glimps of Edward by DreamingLillies reviews
A scene from Eclipse that I really wanted to write in Edwards POV. A special kiss in a glimps of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consecuences Of Passing Notes In Class by AbsoFuckingLutely4everTwilight reviews
Bella and Edward are recently engaged and have already passed their relationship to the next level. After Emmett makes them a joke, they try to get back at him. What will happen when they're in class passing notes and they get caught? B/E a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Undead Mother in Law by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella and Edward get in a fight after Edward proposes. Bella comes home to find someone she never expected to see. They came to talk some sense into her. EXB Fluff! R&R! Cullens are vampires and Bella is human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
We Are Together by jrprose20 reviews
Sequel to We Belong Together. Can Edward and Bella survive her mother visiting or Tyler? What can Jessica do to keep them apart, will it work or will they end up together? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,382 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward Gets Hurt by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Takes place during Eclipse in chapter 24 when Victoria shows up with Riley. This is my version where Edwars gets hurt. Bella is always the one who gets hurt, so what happens when Edward does? No character deaths! EXB Vamps, Wolves, Humans! Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Time With Feeling by Barista06 reviews
Divorce - The final termination of a marriage. After a six year broken marriage to Jacob ends, will Bella be able to start a new life with her son, Austin? Will she find a new love? ExB-AH-AU-cannon pairings-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009
The Pond by TayBee reviews
Bella has been the perfect servant for almost ten years. When she is sold to her new Master, Edward Cullen, things change. She finds her self disobedient, disrespectful, and in a heap of trouble. What could happen between her and her master? ADOPTED from ShinySewage WITH PERMISSION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,591 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till' Death do they part by allmondblossoms316 reviews
What does Jessica think when she stumbles upon a wedding invitation during the course of a "normal" day? What is Mike thinking during the actual wedding when Jessica is his date? Hilarity ensues as someone stalks the Cullen home, looking for revenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Falling in love at Newton's by CaitlinC reviews
Bella works at Newton's. What happens when she keeps on seeing a new bronze haired green eyed boy? And what happens when he becomes her lab partner? rated M just in case of the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,752 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mike's Friendly Visit by jAsMiNeLoVeStWiLiGhT reviews
Hey Bells!" . . . "Gotta go, Newton. I'm-- I'm going through a tunnel." Smooth, Bella. Real smooth. . . “But, Bells. You don't have any tunnels in your hou--” SCREW YOU, MIKE NEWTON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Mike
Raindrops by nosleep3 reviews
Summer before BD. Edward and Bella, not having any impending disasters to deal with, just hang out and enjoy each other's company. Mostly. A humorous tale of getting acquainted. Bella POV, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheaters by HeavyMetalBarbie reviews
Edward has had it bad for Bella since 7th grade. Its junior year, and Mike and Bella have been going out for six months. He knows that Mike cheats on her with her best friend. So, Edward and the gang do everything they can to sabotage their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Remember Me, My Love by TamTam43 reviews
Edward leaves Bella, comes back 50 yrs later to find she is in a coma. see what surprises arise. sorry but this story was somehow deleted and I am reposting it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never or Forever by KC101 reviews
Everything is going great for Edward and Bella as they get ready for their wedding until Tanya pays them an unexpected vist. Tanya wants Edward for herself, and will do anything to Bella to get him. Bella's POV. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's In Love by Awahili reviews
Elle is in California for the summer, but when she calls with exciting news how will Emmett react? Fluff-warning. Another from my INSPIRED series.
Legally Blonde - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Staying Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
How did it come to this? - Sequel to 'Making Edward' - The author has now stopped being such a moron, and is continuing this story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett Eats His Words by JayJayHale reviews
Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Life as a Jelly Donut by Twilight Mischief reviews
I reached forward to take the jelly donut, only to meet another hand. My eyes met Edward's "Let go of the donut, Bella, and no one gets hurt." I glared, "Back off Cullen! It's mine." Who knew the fight for a donut could lead to so much more? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stupid, Beautiful Cullen! by flawless-lips reviews
He was the annoying, stubborn bad boy. She was the new girl who couldn’t stand the fact she lusted after him. Steam starts rising after she and her friends are sent to boarding school for burning down their school gym. CanonPairings.NotAverageChickFlick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,522 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5280 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Operation Happiness by Roses-Fade reviews
Sibling Fluff. Jasper has a slip up and wallows in misery. Edward and Alice employ Bella to cheer him up while they go on a hunting trip.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Viva Las Vampires by Taffy Isabella reviews
Alice has a vision of the Cullen 'teens' going to Vegas for a week. Vampires, meet Vegas. Vegas, meet the Vampires.! BD spoilers. Rated M, for certain chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,824 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Alice, Bella
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Love, Hate, And Christmas by Geminigypsy521 reviews
Bella and Edward Celebrate Christmas with some lemoney goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Edward's Tears by EdWarded reviews
I walked into the room to see Edward on the floor. "Bella, I killed you. I took your life when I left and mine life is gone too." Bella finds Edward after she jumps in New Moon in his empty room of the Cullen's house. Please tell me what you think! r&r Pl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The new bella in PE by love-of-my-existance reviews
Bella is changed by Alice, at the end of new moon. What happens when she goes back to school, and has P.E? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Lazy Love by Funkiechick reviews
Elle and Emmett discover what it means to be comfortable with one another. EmmettElle. Rated T.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
It Takes Two by twilights.exoticbeauty reviews
one shot , all human. Bella and Edward learn an important lesson. After a fight both realize something about their relationship. Cute with some Edward angst. review! steph meyer owns twilight not me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lilacs by Panda513 reviews
Weeks before the wedding, Edward and Bella decide to tell Charlie they are getting married. What happens next neither of them could have predicted. Edward/Bella, fluff. One shot. OOC for Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's REVENGE by replica.of.bella reviews
Now a vampire, what will Bella do when her family continues to intrude on her privacy? READ & REVIEW! Rated M for lemony situations. Same old pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
A Talk by BroadwayStarr reviews
Emmett talks to Vivienne after the song Legally Blonde. Emmett/Elle. Rated T for some language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/20/2008
Animals by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
“It’s not that we enjoy your possessions, Edward. We enjoy the sex, plain and simple. Wherever we choose is the most plausible place for,” he looked at Alice suggestively, “Our latest. . .fantasy. Or, simply the closest, most comfortable place.” Jasper an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Staff Baiting by kidarock reviews
We have seen Professor Snape bait the students, so why not let him bait the staff? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., R. Hooch - Complete
Kitchen Fun by Midori-Shortie reviews
Harry and Hermione talk, What is the result? What about Ginny and Ron? Will they hear?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Minerva's Mistake by miss mcGonagle reviews
Minerva finally reveals her feelings for Albus with some distasterous results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Live Broadcast by gpoy reviews
HG, one shot. If you're going to tell someone you love them, and there's not much hope of them feeling the same way, the least you can do, is do it in style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Letter That Changed Everything by Mist Emoun Tains reviews
Another day another argument between Ron Weasley and Hemrione Granger. But this argument causes Ron to blurt out something that could change things between him and Hermione forever. One shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's in his Kiss by stoneygem reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are madly in love with each other, but unable to act on their feelings. Thus, some friends gang up to make them see what they have to do. Features the
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
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Evans, Brown, Greenley, & Forrest reviews
Elle has been a graduate of Harvard for a little over a year. She landed a job at an up and coming firm in Boston...you'll never guess who her boss is. Hint: she proposed to him. Just a story of oneshots and drabbles. Takes place 15 months after graduation. Enjoy and review!
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012
Ain't Too Proud To Beg reviews
Bella and Jacob have been hiding a secret from everybody in Forks and La Push. When Edward realizes that Bella is hiding something from him, they end up having a fight that breaks them up. What happens when Edward sees his mistake? How will he make it up to Bella? Song by: The Temptations. Rated M for language and a make-out session.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
School Sucks reviews
When the Cullens, Jacob, Leah, and Seth move to Wichita, Kansas to start anew, they are quite surprised to meet another vegetarian coven that seems quite hostile. They are also shocked to see they are being watched by the aggressive Volturi...but the question is why?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,894 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Surprises reviews
It's always difficult trying to surprise a physic; that doesn't stop Jasper from trying. It's only when Alice has visions of Jasper with another woman that things get...interesting. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Fake Promiscuous Antics of Edward and Bella reviews
"It's just that…he makes us seem so prudish! I mean, we're not repressed Edward. Why can't he just acknowledge that we hump like bunnies nightly?" "So, wait. You're upset because Emmett is making us seem too prudish and not because he talks about our sex life in general?" "Yes, of course I am!" Rated M for language and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Don't Accuse the Human reviews
Everybody has their own guilty pleasures, right? When Bella indulges in hers, Alice has a vision of Bella wrapped in another man's arms. Is it truly as it seems? Or is Bella hiding something? Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
Don't Mess with the Human's Man reviews
Girls will always be attracted to Edward, even though he doesn't return the feelings. However, just because Edward doesn't have a wandering eye doesn't mean Bella won't get jealous. Rated M for violence and language. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Lauren - Complete
Rhymes Against the Dark Arts reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in Defense Against the Dark Arts with Professor Snape. So, Hermione decides it is the perfect time to declare her feelings for our favorite brooding professor. Rated M for language. Takes place when Ron is in the hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Mess With The Human reviews
Bella is the victim of a Halloween prank courtesy of the Cullens. Bella is so angry about the trick that she becomes hellbent on revenge. Vampires should know: Hell hath no fury like a woman-or in this case human-scorned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella - Complete