Vergil Creiger
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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, and Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화.

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Saint of Zero by Satire Swift reviews
The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,588 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Saint George, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Siesta
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 1,141,870 - Reviews: 6347 - Favs: 6,241 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 255,751 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
After being left out by his team, Naruto decides to walk around the outsides of the village, this sets off a chain of events that will sent Naruto down a path that will shake the Shinobi World. But will he be able to confront what he finds in it? Or will he be overwhelmed by it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 201,359 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 4,829 - Follows: 4,552 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Enduring by Eternal Payne reviews
Issei is born centuries earlier and in a much different place. But with a new push looming in the Great War, what difference can one low-class Devil make, and more importantly to Issei, how will he gather a harem?
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,336 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - H. Issei
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Why Me? by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
Alex didn't expect this. It was absurd, impossible, crazy, and yet it was happening. Finding himself as the new Familiar of a character from an anime was not something that he'd ever expected to happen. Still if he's going to have to do it then he'll damned well do a good job. Still, he really wants to know, 'Why me'. OC Warning, though i'm trying to do it well.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 183,636 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Louise
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 3,945 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Hero of the Everyman by The hotdog man reviews
What does it take to be a hero? What must one give up in order to defend others? What does one gain? What if you don't have the same advantages as everyone else? Jaune will have to find out whether he wants to or not. Jaune/Weiss.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 243,372 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14899 - Favs: 21,001 - Follows: 18,434 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Losing Side by Thorn In Your Side reviews
There was once a beautiful, super-refined ultrafantastic princess who fell in love with a prince of the appropriate qualities and lived forever after in bliss. This is the story of everyone who was pissed off at their happy ending. Ichigo/Harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,842 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Renji A., Uryuu I.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5606 - Favs: 5,894 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,358 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 815 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
God of War's Inferno by Lily Nadesico reviews
An unexpected encounter in the Temple of the Fates causes Kratos to adjust his goals, sparking a chain reaction of unexpected events that will change history forever. Can the Ghost of Sparta escape his fate? Rated for violence.
Crossover - God of War & Dante's Inferno - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Cupid Goes Crazy in Konaha by mdizzle reviews
Why is Hinata acting like Naruto? Why does TenTen want to kill Ino? And why is Sakura treating Kiba like Sasuke? Pairings are NaruHina, AnkoIruka, SakKib onesided, TenTenxNeiji, NeijiIno one sided. You get your update a day early lucky you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,209 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 4,921 - Follows: 5,182 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Fate Revenant Sword by James D. Fawkes reviews
Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,010 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon] Rin T. - Complete
Highschool DxD: Sekiryutei's Hell Journey by BloodRobert reviews
Issei Hyodo has died , again, and has been sent to Hell! But lucky Ddraig has come with him and he's got a plan and will do what he has to! All so that he can return to the world of the living! After vol. 11 super harem
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,515 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - H. Issei
Naruto, the Lycan Ninja by mdizzle reviews
**UNDER CONSTRUCTION!** Naruto's father was a werewolf, what happens when his own werewolf abilities finally start to surfice. NarutHarem, IrukaHarem. When I say IrukaHarem I mean he gets the women that are a lot older than Naruto. NO YAOI! Chapter 20 fixed up a little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Temari, Ino Y.]
The True Horror of Konoha (origenal) by jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto. WARNING, this fic is being rewritten and will no longer be updated, see story list for new vertio
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
A Hollowed Existence by Phailen reviews
The night Kurosaki Ichigo encountered his first hollow was the night everything went bad for him. In the space of a few minutes he finds himself completely and utterly changed, left with only an eternal feeling of hunger.Arrancar!Ichigo.Dark Themes.Adopted by IchiFell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,132 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Apacci
Not Quite What I'd Expected by Sheo Darren reviews
"I've grown quite tired of observing a static subject. That's why…" Asakura Ryoko told me, "I'll make out with you and see how Suzumiya Haruhi responds." Chapter 11: Dreams, Near-Death Experiences, and Near-Kyon Experiences.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,411 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Kyon
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4632 - Favs: 15,231 - Follows: 13,958 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
What if Almost Everybody was Shirou's Servant by Mereo Flere reviews
Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shirō E., Rider
Withering Existence by Pitifull-Smile reviews
Allen is dead, killed by the Earl. But what happens when a large white wolf seemingly equipped with innocence in its body and the ability to take on a human form runs into a group of finders and an Exorcist... Possible pairing, not sure between who yet.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,137 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Allen Walker
Time's Twists by Fic Hunter reviews
Time travel with a twist. Time can be a real bi***. Ichigo finds that fact out when he accidentally goes back in time. Is this his second chance or is fate just screwing with him. Not a crack fic.IchixNelXHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,977 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Shy Jinchuuriki by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if Naruto Uzumaki wasn't confident and as outgoing? What if he was scared, shy, timid and nervous? And what if Hinata Hyuuga was confident, brave and couragous? How will those factors change the Naruto universe? Check it out and leave reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,777 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Unlimited Trope Works by Satire Swift reviews
The Fifth Grail War has begun, and Shirou Emiya has found himself dragged into it. Little do the other players know, the young man is not just a master, but also a troper. They never knew what hit them.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 178 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Shirō E.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4310 - Favs: 8,886 - Follows: 7,597 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews
Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,259 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Bleach: The Devils Cry by TheChroniclerX reviews
Armageddon, Ragnarok, the Final Battle, it goes by many names... The Shinigami say it ended 2000 years ago. The fools. Now once again, only a Dark Knight can save the world of man, only he and an orange haired would be Shinigami. This is their story. R&R
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008
Naruto and The Water Princess by Bastion Heartz reviews
Naruto grows up to become a powerful ninja with the help of a mentor with ten swords and a beautiful fiancee. But he will soon discover that his life has been marked long before he was born. Lemons in chapter 37-38 and 42. I'm not sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 288,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Spirit of the Protector by Phantasm of Chaos reviews
They say legends are meant or destined to happen to they most unspectied people. To one boy he never would imagine he would serve both sides of the afterlife, not only as a Shinigami but a Ghost Rider.
Crossover - Bleach & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Ichigo K.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 4,882 - Follows: 4,323 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Symphony of the Hunter's Moon by Hector Enix reviews
Mana and Kira Avaron are the daughters of Naruto Hellsing Avaron, the No-Life King. This lovely little number is a look into their lives, as well as the life of Kasumi Uchiha, the woman they love. Sequel to Aria of the Moonless Night, 25 years after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,998 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Naruto: FwAdF (Old Version) by SilverFang88 reviews
What would happen if Naruto found an ancient sword? The sword that once belonged to a powerful demon. Watch as Naruto goes through his adventures with the legendary Tessaiga by his side. NaruHarem (Discontinued: Re-Write Up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 247,127 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto: Chosen Vessel by BlueGlass54 reviews
Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,707 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4827 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 3,969 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Love Potion Version 90 by Twin Shadows reviews
To get even with Ichigo, Renji fed him one of Urahara's experiments. The result: Ichigo's got a smell that keeps guys away and makes girls lose control. Can he find a cure before something bad, or good, happens? Inspired by Franchise's "Run Ichigo Run".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ichigo K.
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Anything for Lenalee by natcat5 reviews
Komui would do anything for his darling Lenalee. Even at the expense of an unsuspecting rabbit and beansprout...will Lavi ever be able to walk normally again?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Tails of the Fox Sage by DarthValgaav reviews
In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Evolution by Darth Atrox reviews
What if things went a little differently when Ichigo's mom died? What if there were others who died that day, including Ichigo? Follow Ichigo and company through their evolutions from hollows to arrancar. THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN TERMINATED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT THIS STORY, PM ME.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,977 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Zenpachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
Eri is the third seat of the 6th division who is childhood friends with her captain. She is suddenly assigned to do the 11th divisions paperwork. Will she survive Kenpachi? Why won't she use her sword? Why is Ishida in this story? ByaXEriXKenpachi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 112,334 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Kyon Vs The World by Queen Sydon reviews
I'm fighting for my life against Haruhi's evil ex-boyfriends. She and Nagato are fighting over me. Either way, the world's going utterly crazy. Who do I choose? How do I even survive? Will there be anything left once this is over? KyonxHaruhi&Yuki.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Kyon
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy! by Nerjin reviews
During an easy mission a young girl decides that Naruto would make a great "Daddy" for her. Chapter 18 up. Chapter 1 revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,681 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Requiem of Time by Sub-Zero879 reviews
Complete. Epilogue up! A war-torn Allen and the few he can still call friends are sent to the past during what should have been the 'final battle.' Though Allen tries changing this past, other forces appear... along with an almost forgotten prophecy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 206,942 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - [Allen Walker, Lulubell, Road C.] - Complete
Tomato by Average Naruto reviews
Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Naruto, The Elemental by Hector Enix reviews
Rewrite of the Elementalist. A young Naruto stumbles upon the Chronicle Sword, the weapon used by the Grand Elemental and handed down through the ages. With the tutoring of the spirits of wielders past, Naruto will rise to meet his destiny. On Hold,sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,242 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Gotei 13 by Mrfipp reviews
One-Hundred years after the Winter War, after Aizen's defeat, the Gotei 13 gather. Requests for one-shots are welcomed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 110,063 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Hell Butterfly Effect by Franchise reviews
Sequel to Run Ichigo Run. Ichigo thought that his women troubles were long over. But an idea from Yamamato sets off a chain sequence of events that will cause even more chaos for him. IchigoxHarem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,933 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Ichigo K.
Demonic Nemesis by DarkFayt reviews
Naruto has always had the makings of Ultimate Power. What if he developed a few special abilities and truly trained before team 7? How far could Naruto reach in life if pushed to do so? Lets see...NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,424 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15308 - Favs: 9,109 - Follows: 6,860 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Favor by fuzzibunniez reviews
Byakuya needs a favor...get married for two years or Rukia will have to marry Omeada. Ichigo needs his sister's to live in Soul Society with him. It's just a favor. What could go wrong right? FEM Bya/Ichigo Give it a read you will like it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,674 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Infinity of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
All seemed well for Kyon. He thought his problems with Haruhi were over. Unfortunately, a girl like her is never satisfied with normality, and when the timeline itself becomes at risk, Kyon becomes an unlikely savior in her latest case of melancholy...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
More Than a Ninja by Narutofan401 reviews
What if Naruto was trying to escape a mob at a young age and awoke the ability to teleport, or jump, from place to place? What if he decided to quit being the orange wearing idiot he was? NarutoxJumper. Strong!Naruto. Naruto x temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,950 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Naruto U., Temari
Heaven is so Far Away by TheChroniclerX reviews
Ask yourself...what if there were beings beyond our feeble comprehension, looking down upon us all? Ask yourself...what if these beings had a war in heaven? Ask yourself...what if the good guys lost?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies by Sub-Zero879 reviews
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem. Serious-parody. Warning: lemons.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 199,556 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Necromancer, Blood Raven, Andariel, Rogue] - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Lunaris Ookami reviews
“I had no choice; I became too dangerous to be around her. So I left to control this power of mine. The power of an Uzumaki, a Namikaze, the power of a god and Death. Now I walk this path…my path” Naruto Namikaze
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,399 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
Becoming the Hero by Sakura Nightingale reviews
SLIGHT STORY CHANGE! A criminal from the future has made his way into the past with unclear motives. Kyon notices strange things happening to him and the world around him. Has Haruhi made him like this? What does this criminal want? R&R!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Art of the Senbon by HATEmach1ne reviews
He looks down and immediately notices how small he is and then he jumps off the bed, rushing into the bathroom. He looks into the mirror and what he sees shocks him. He is 6 years old again. UBER!Naruto,TimeTravel!Naruto. Naruto/FemKyuubi/Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Aging of Haruhi Suzumiya by WritersProse reviews
After thirteen long years alone, Haruhi and Kyon are reunited. Will friendship, or something far greater, blossom from this chance encounter?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Naruto Reloaded by Xzenith reviews
Post time skip. Naruto returns with new abilities only to be thrust into a world of exams, war, and battle. Eventual NaruxIno. First few chapters suck, but give it a chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,670 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Lover's Novel by smiles555fofo reviews
Allen is a tomboy and an outcast with one secret. She loves reading romance! But when the school's major hottie, Lavi, falls in love with her, he'll do whatever it takes to make her his girl! Can Allen find love just like her stories? Fem!Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,294 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
The Normalcy Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya and the word normal never fit well in a sentence, unless you change the definiton of the word. But just what the hell might happen if Haruhi ends being the one to conform? And how much worse can it get when it's all for Kyon's attention?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,219 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Amnesia? Is that my name? by Chasingyesterday reviews
AU, sorta. Ulquiorra lost her memory. All of it. She should still be the same old Cuarto Espada, right? Fem.Ulquiorra. CRACK!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Heisetsu: Similarities in Opposites by Phailen reviews
AU. Naruto was merely trying to avoid public eye in the forest when an odd series of events left him caring for a foul mouthed red headed girl. NaruTayu. One-shot turned story. M for language and violence. Slightly dark Naruto and Tayuya at times
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,711 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Rebirth by polarbearoncrack reviews
Everyone in Las Noches knows that when Aizen needs something done, he sends Ulquiorra to do it for him. So when someone turns Grimmjow into a little girl, Ulquiorra faces a problem he's never encountered before: How to be an older brother.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,691 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Female Half of the Species by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Ulquiorra meets the new member of the Espada and realizes she may not be your ordinary lady. AU story, contains female!Grimmjow and will be Ulquiorra/Grimmjow. Rating finally went up. The conclusion is finally here!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
I'm Gonna Scream in a Minute by KSFWolfe reviews
Ulquiorra is tired of being the goody goody Espada! He's tired of making dinner and doing the laundry! and most of all, he's tired of Grimmjow calling him Emo! So Ulqui-chan decides to be BADASS...oh holy god help us...No pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3843 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 5,562 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
The Revelations Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Takes place right after my last two stories. This time around, there's a new threat looming over Haruhi and her loyal SOS Brigade. And it may be the deadliest one yet, because it's a product of Suzumiya-san herself! Read and review!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,546 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
The Jinchuuriki with Multiple Bijuus by DarkDragonFirewing reviews
Superpowered Naruto. Harem. Naruto, raised by the Uchihas at Minato's wish, became Jinchuuriki for six Bijuus. Hmm, Naruto seems to love playing matchmaker in this new chapter, does he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,495 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U.
The Incapability Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
A direct sequel to "The Attraction Of Haruhi Suzumiya". It's only been a week since Haruhi and Kyon finally got much closer to each other. But unknown to both of them and the rest of the SOS Brigade, something catastrophic looms overhead. R & R!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,234 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The Attraction Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
There's only one girl who can change reality whenever she gets ticked off. And when that girl begins to fall in love with a certain someone, the cosmos themselves are at risk. Haruhi Suzumiya is still clueless of all of this, of course. R & R!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,780 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Fox Among the Leaves by Xeno-Freak reviews
What if the villagers were right? What if Uzumaki Naruto was not a human container, but truly the human form of the Demon Fox Kyuubi No Kitsune? How will our hero deal with the fact he is in fact a demon? How will Kohona handle harboring the most power
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 5,848 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Melancholy in Threes by Fatherz reviews
Altaverse: "We're in the same class again." She propped her chin atop of her hand with a haughty expression etched on her face. Nothing has changed of her demeanor since I last saw her. "So this is how it is. I'm very relieved."
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Kyon, Sasaki
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 474 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 6,950 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Butterfly and Kyuubi by Irritus185 reviews
A butterfly flaps its wings and creates a hurricane on the other side of the world. The littlest changes create the biggest differences. The seal of Kyuubi no Kitsune, altered to fit his needs, and Naruto's path takes a grand deviation. Where will it lead
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,012 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 4,203 - Follows: 3,598 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
A Secret Revealed by ravengal reviews
Ever read 'With the Heart and Underwear of Fire' by Diamond Avatar? Well, this is my version of how it ended once Naruto's big secret (of being the famous and well-loved Boxer sama) was out. Some NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Demon Within by lighthawkdemon1 reviews
After reading the Forbidden Scroll, the seal of the Kyuubi no Yoko on Naruto's body weakened enough for the bijuu to come forth and influence it's host to steadily seek vengeance for it's imprisonment. The only question is who is it seeking vengeance on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Uchiha Clan by Lone Kyuubi reviews
A seven year old Sasuke lets Naruto live with his family. What adventures will become of this? rated T for swearing. The final part of the Academy Escapades is up! [Pairing voting ends May 1st]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,728 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U.
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God of War reviews
Just something I wrote in my free time. Might continue it. Might not.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Legendary Moonlight Sculptor/달빛 조각사
Boneyard reviews
Answer to a challenge by Fenris187. Some people called him a graverobber, a madman, a demon. So long as he had fresh bodies to fuel his undead armies, he didn't much care. NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru, Yakumo
Deathless reviews
When Issei is killed by Reinare in a world without Rias, Death appears before him. "Become my instrument, deathling. Become my messenger, and everything you desire shall be yours. Life. Power. Vengeance. All I ask in return is your loyalty. Your loyalty, and your allegiance." To an offer like that, there could be only one answer.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,037 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - H. Issei
The Sinner and the Saint reviews
A Saint, patron of murderers and with a history steeped in blood. A Sinner, her soul a graveyard of demons and Malice. Pursued by madmen, they stand alone against the darkness. Alone, but for eachother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Black Road reviews
Boy meets devil. Girl meets hobo. And you should always be nice to hobos. You never know when they might be an ex-Triad kung fu master possessed by a biblical spirit of treachery. Because, y'know, that happens sometimes. Ise/Harem, obviously.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - H. Issei, Rias G.
The Girl in the Red Glass reviews
An eight year old Naruto does the impossible, actually finding someone worse off than himself, and swears to always be there for her. Even if he has to give up, say, an eye, an arm, both legs, his voice and of course his soul, to do so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Twice as Critical reviews
In which the Sacred Gear that everyone assumed was a Twice Critical... did in fact turn out to be a Twice Critical. IseXHarem
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,968 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - H. Issei, Rias G.