LydiaWitchet
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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1996019, Profile Updated: 07-05-09
Author has written 3 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, TV X-overs, and Two and a Half Men.

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Hallo, dearest readers! Welcome to mys humblest profile. Do step in and make yourselfs right at home. Pecan cookie? They're tasty!

Wanna know more about me? Read on!

Name: LydiaWitchet--lol, sounds staright outta Harry Potter doesn't it?

Age: Old enough to know better; still too young to care

Likes: Cookies(pecan woot!), writing, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Nightwish, dancing around the kitchen in socks like its a slip and slide!

Dislikes: Mint, shrimps, MEAN REVIWERS!!

Lol, enjoy mai stories!

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All Things Shiny and Chrome by Seraina reviews
"Furiosa is driving and the Blood Bag tells him to get some sleep. Immortan's shiny wives are all curled up in the back with him. Capable even has her arms around him, her bright hair resting on his pale shoulder. He doesn't want to go to sleep. Sleep is when the fever comes. Sleep is when the bad thoughts bounce around his brain." A NuxCapable collection of shorts. Spoilers.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,756 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/19
Forever Silenced by BenryPale reviews
Dexter gets a familar face on his table.
Crossover - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Dexter M. - Complete
Marry Chistmas by Sand Fox reviews
One shot seasonal special! Christmas is the season to be with family, friends, and your love. But what happens when your love doesn’t know you love them? Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits, PauletteKharg, MaruBebedora, DarcLilia. Read and Review.
Arc The Lad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Darkly Dreaming by RagnarokSkurai reviews
Crossover with 'Dexter.' PostHannibal, Dr. Lector is in Miami. He was looking for many things. Dexter was not one of them.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2007
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Charlie Interviews the President reviews
Courtesy of the man himself, Charlie Sheen. He is a truther, and interviews the President to try and make him be one too.
Crossover - TV X-overs & Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Charlie Sheen Interviews the President reviews
Too crazy not to share. Charlie Sheen wrote this, I didn't. In which he interviews President Obama to try and convince him that the 9/11 attacks were an inside job. Just feel the delicious truther crazy!
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009
Twenty Minutes With The President reviews
In which Charlie Sheen attempts to convince the President of the United States that 9/11 was an inside job. That's right, the truther freakout is spreading. I didn't write this; he did. It's simply too deliciously crazy not to share.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete