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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1996320, Profile Updated: 06-12-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

My name is Sam, and I am a 22-year-old elementary music teacher from Houston, Texas. I am a fan of:

Television: The Big Bang Theory, Entourage, Firefly, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Lost, One Tree Hill, True Blood

Movies: musicals, Judd Apatow comedies, cheesy romantic comedies, action movies, sci-fi movies, Dark Knight, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Frida, Garden State, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Labyrinth, Never-ending Story, Pan's Labyrinth, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Trek, Sweeney Todd, Twilight, Watchmen, The Wizard of Oz

Books: most classic literature, poetry, anything by Francesca Lia Block, Anita Blake series, Harry Potter series,The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire, Lolita, Anais Nin, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Southern Vampire Mysteries, Twilight saga

My other interests include my boyfriend, music (I listen to any and everything), musical theater (current favorite is Next to Normal), eye make-up (I'm practically an expert), Build-A-Bear Workshop, Bath and Body Works, photography, faeries, politics, and philosophy.

I currently write for the Twilight fandom, but that might change eventually.

Note: No longer on hiatus! Wahoo!

Follow me on Twitter! @rhpsfaerie

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20120 - Favs: 13,006 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,764 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14558 - Favs: 10,475 - Follows: 7,858 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Bloom by queenofgrey reviews
All of the choices he made allowed him to find her, then forbid him from having her. Broken hearts, unforgivable sins, betrayed lovers. "I am not yours. You are not mine." - AH, rated M for mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,895 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,047 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collide by MartiniBaby1 reviews
As usual, Bella is late for work and as she crosses the street -without looking-, a cycling music teacher, better know as Edward Cullen, must do all he can to avoid her. But the collision that follows will change their lives for good. All human, AU & OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,180 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Steel and Butterflies reviews
Two girls, two halves of the same whole. One dark, one light. One strong, one vulnerable. That is, until a series of events change their lives and friendship forever, making them a little more like the other than they ever thought possible. B/E, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
De La Vie D'Artiste reviews
Bella Swan is a novelist who can't find her words. Edward Cullen is a composer who can't hear his notes. When they meet, will it be lust at first sight or true love? And will the inspiration come? AH. Rated M for language, sexual content, & adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,325 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Talk Nerdy To Me reviews
After being dumped by the ultimate shut-in, Bella swears off geeks entirely. Jose Cuervo, however, has other plans for her, and those plans are named Edward. Written for queenofgrey for The Fandom Gives Back. AH one shot, rated M for language/sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Twenty Five Tales reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge. 25 prompts, 25 tales, 3 months to finish. Let the sexy times, fun, angst, and pain ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete