Author has written 38 stories for Twilight, 10 Things I Hate About You, Leverage, Lost, CSI: New York, Miami Medical, Criminal Minds, Grey's Anatomy, Mentalist, Rookie Blue, General Hospital, Hunger Games, 39 Clues, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Veronica Mars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Once Upon a Time.
Well hi there random people who are reading my profile... Well i live in Nashville, TN (just moved from Charlotte NC) but im from Los Angeles, California.. I love Greek and Roman mythology. And Egyptian stuff too.
Something funny about me, I love the trashy teen romance books series, but I also love adult books, like James Patterson and Sue Grafton. And Kathy Reichs. I am also very career-minded and very competitive with my grades in school.
I am currently a sophmore in highschool. I write in my freetime because I don't really have anything better to do. I prefer to think I'm non- judgemental about people's stories and/or pairings. But one thing that gets under my skin is bad grammer and complete unoriginality.
Umm... I want to be a trauma surgeon... little fun fact.
I also love the 39 clues series and though I have not read past the Prisioner of Azkaban, I love Harry Potter. Specifically the Marauder Era.
Hmm what else... The Hunger Games is one of the best books I have read. The first one. (didn't really like the other two.) I also had a brief Twilight phase (hence the name).
I love The Mortal Instruments series and Vampire Academy. Really any young adult books that you can find at borders, I've read.
There are very few TV series that I don't love and if I really like a specific series, I can get obsessive. (There's really no "can". I get obsessive.)
It pisses me off beyond belief when movies ruin books.
Thats me, so before i let you either read or skip over the rest of my ridiculously long profile, I will give my favorite pairings for my favorite show/books.
Vampire Diaries- Klaus/ Caroline
Rookie Blue- Sam/Andy
Harry Potter- Lily/James, Luna/Draco, Harry/Hermione (yes, yes the books got it wrong)
Twilight- Bella/Edward (books) Bella/Jacob (movies) Bella/Carlisle (don't ask me why, I just find them hot)
Hunger Games- Katniss/Peeta
Buffy- Buffy/Angel, Willow/Tara, Anya/Xander, Anya/Spike
Percy Jackson- Percy/Annabeth, Jason/Piper
CSI NY- Danny/Lindsay, Flack/Angel
39 clues- Ian/Amy
The mortal Instruments/ Infernal Devices- Clary/Jace, Tessa/ Will
Veronica Mars- Veronica/Logan, Mac/Dick
many many more and if you ever have questions about what other shows i watch feel free to ask.
know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you live in 2010
Stereotypes Directed At Me
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a gothic
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a geek
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid stuck up, and a whore
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I suck at math, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I DON'T SHOP AT the hottest boutiques so I must be poor.
This Is Who I Am, So What?
My name is sarah I am but three,
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!
when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.
i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother.
mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.
mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.
mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one though deserves this.
But mommy it's not fair I left without a kiss.
And mommy tells the doctors I know they really did try. I think I even saw one doctors trying not to cry.
Mommy I’m slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember I’m in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great big crack I ran as fast as I could, please listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to collage; I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I’m not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married I wanted to have kids. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But mommy I must go now, the time is getting late.
Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry to cancel the date.
I love you mommy I always have, I know you know it's true. And mommy all I need to say is "mommy I love you"
that always makes me sad... in memory of the columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn’t get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) don’t send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... copy and paste!!
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for Edward Cullen
When angry, take a deep breath and count to ten; when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school, however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Dear Heart, I met a boy today; prepare to shatter.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you
They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?
You know, there are poor people in Africa who can’t afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it!
Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I’m a part of the 7 percent who would smile mischievously ask the person, “What was your first clue?”
Ninety-three percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I am most certainly part of the 7 percent who would be laughing my ass off as people fell down around me.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
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"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 mucles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
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