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Oh wow it's been a while. Looks like we need to restart.

I, liarliarplants4hire, do solemnly swear to review all the fan fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or even if I hate the story. I have joined the review revolution.

(Just copy and paste this to your profile and promise to review all fan fictions you read!)


Hey there! I go by tons of names and nicknames, but to make it easier, I'm known as shmids around here.

I'm not really new to FF.net, I've actually been here since 2009. I just haven't been writing much lately. But hey, it's time to change that!

Alright, let's write a little bit about me...

Name: shmids

Age: 14

Fandoms: hhh changes like a ton but uM currently goin with Attack on Titan, Rooster Teeth, Homestuck, and Hetalia. Will probably write a lot for Attack on Titan and Rooster Teeth. (although honestly where the frick would you categorize an rt fanfic???)

huuuUU anyways yes i am shmids and im a hella rad teen and i like to do the write thing because i very much enjoy it

i will write tons of dumb dumb things from multichapters to oneshots to drabbles to stuff from prompts to whatever i want

//unusual heavy breathing// i have a lot of ships ok and i multiship so you will see so much variety its not funny right now my otps are rivaere, mavin, and fruk

;))) so go on and read the things i wrote ye


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I will keep my promise and become a pâtissière! by MegamiTenshiHime reviews
Has anyone ever wondered why Amu was always late to school and always slept in class? That's because Amu made a promise to her cousin Shuu that she'll become a pâtissière. With a recommendation from Henri-snsei and a transfer to St Marie, can Amu do it?
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Yumeiro Pâtissière/夢色パティシエール - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 48,460 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Amu H., M. Kashino
We are One by attack-on-orihara reviews
EreRi smut
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Levi, Eren Y. - Complete
IGet Problems in Japan by MarleyRoseND reviews
On their way to the annual webshow awards in Japan, Freddie gets a Shugo Chara. What will happen to Freddie and his new guardian character when Nevel Papperman joins Easter?
Crossover - iCarly & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
Shugo Soul My Guardian Soul by webidolchiu94 reviews
Amu is...a new student at Shibusen. The second they meet her, well things change a bit at the Academy. But is it for better, or for worse? A few OCs and lots of strange situations. Did I also mention future Maka fanservice? Oh, and it takes place after Spartoi is created. Rated for language, nothing else...
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Amu H., Soul Eater
Butler Swap by MarsInsane reviews
A little story based off a drawing DA. What happens if the Butlers switch masters for a day? Slight warning for Alois being Alois and shota-con. Lemons starting at chapter 4.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Little Toma Riding Hood by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
Grandmano!Romano, Woodsman!Spain, Wolf!Netherlands, and Riding Hood!Belgium are all having a cracky time in a loose adaptation of the Grimm's Little Red Riding Hood! AU, total crack. T for nipple ejaculation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wild Emotions by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
A certain girl is more devious and sexy than you can imagine. Its not Alex, its the thing taking over her. Can Justin stop Alex from being taken over forever, or will he just indulge in the pleasures she is giving him. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R., Justin R.
Sebastian The Alley Cat by kammy147 reviews
In the streets of London, the shadow of a certain black cat is brooding over the darkness... But Ciel happens to find that shadow very protective. serious sounding summary FTW:D
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,655 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Drunk by CircusRunaway reviews
ONESHOT. Shizuo is dragged to a high school party, where he ends up obsessing over a girl... who turns out to be a guy... who turns out to be Izaya. Apparently, he took one too many shots. Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Chronicles of a cat by DC-BA reviews
One day, Ciel wakes up to find out something very interesting...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Limits of a Demon by Tainted Rhapsody reviews
Sebastian may be perfect in every single way, but even a demon butler has his limits. Especially when it comes to... certain needs. What happens when Ciel unconciously pushes them too far? Yaoi, Light Bondage, Lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mating Season by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
It's mating season for demons and Sebastian is at his wits end. Finally, he rapes Ciel and doesn't know it. Then Sebastian has some family troubles back home. And demons aren't forgiving. SebCiel SomaxAgni yaoi mpreg rape
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,243 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A tale from Hell for naughty children only by the peach blossom reviews
Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Shugo Chara Yaoishots by Kuro.Solstice xxxx Ao.Eclipse reviews
A bunch of yaoi lemon/fluff/smut/etc. All shugo chara pairings. Takuto, Tadakai, Kuukto, Kaikai, kaito, etc. R&R
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010
The Girl With a Sparkle in Her Eye by MiraChuChan reviews
Boredom at a graduation into high school becomes a blossoming love. R&R Rated T for themes and possibly language.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Amu H., Rima M. - Complete
Graduate Guardians! by deviousprincess reviews
The Guardians graduate, leaving the Ace behind. But who will be there to cheer her up? New Guardians must be elected!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Tadase H., Yaya Y.
Champagne Supernova by chocolate-moosey reviews
In which Bard and Finny get a horribly wonderful idea to help Ciel releive his stress levels. In the form of magic brownies. Rated M for Marijuana. Yes, really. SebastianXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Rima Can't Spell by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Apparently Rima's diary is full of lots of Nagihiko-bashing... oh, and other stuff. Lots of other stuff.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 134,865 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Tadase's confession to Amu sort of Parody by Merlee Wishine reviews
Alas! What happens when Tadase tells Amu his "Super-big secret?" Why, this fanfiction, of course! Parody!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Amu H., Tadase H. - Complete
Goodbye, Kiseki and Daichi! by Luciienz reviews
Kiseki and Daichi were once in what you would call a relationship. But that's all changed. Kukai and Tadase are showing feelings for each other. Watch as the two play matchmaker and their lives wither away! Full Sum and Pairings inside!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Kūkai S., Tadase H. - Complete
The King's Concubine by I'll never reviews
Tadase takes this whole "king" business a bit too far... /kukaixtadase/ m for yaoi limes :p
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kūkai S., Tadase H. - Complete
Invader Chara by iMatayo reviews
YAY! Raenah & I tag- teamed this!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Zim, Amu H.
Snowed In by deviousprincess reviews
Snowed in at Yaya's house? Tadaya, Amuto, Kutau, Rimahiko.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tadase H., Yaya Y. - Complete
Sonny's Super Silly Slumber Party! by TrinityFlower of Memories reviews
Sonny has the house to herself and "So Random" sleeps over! What happens when Chad shows up-invited? With a night filled with endless pranks, laughs and messes, it's hard to know the outcome! Channy included! So get ready for a hilarious night!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hard Candy by adistantland reviews
Sonny/Chad. Sonny has a new craving. And Chad seems to like it too. So much that he'd do anything just to get a taste. Chad POV. R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Goodbye Joker, Hello Ace by deviousprincess reviews
He thought it was the Joker who won him over....
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Tadase H., Yaya Y. - Complete
Highlights by Farm-Story reviews
.:Yaoi lemon!:.Nagihiko is asked what his favorite part of Kukai's soccer game is.But he has a quite a different answer...M for a reason.KukaixNagihiko
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kūkai S., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Shugo Chara on Deck! by LyricalAngelFangirl reviews
Amu and the gang are boarding the S.S Tipton for a cultural arts festival. What happens when they meet two blonde twins who cause trouble? I haven't decided on pairings... And Rated T cause I'm paranoid... xD
Crossover - Suite Life series & Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Amu H. - Complete
I Love an Oniguri by LavenderLilac0 reviews
Kyo’s point of view. Kyo finds a potion left for him from his master. It makes sure a Sohma can’t transform for twenty-four hours. Alone with Tohru for a Sunday? Guess what happens. LEMON ! Please remember to reveiw! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Chummy With the Coopers by sonnycentral reviews
I turned around the corner to join my family in the dining room. I looked up to see that our “special dinner guest” was none other than Sonny Monroe- my enemy whom I loathe and despise... most of the time anyway. Sonny/Chad multi-chapter
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,732 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Shugo Ouran! by Honey's to Sweet reviews
The guardians, Ikuto, Utau, and their younger twin sisters are going to a new school, Ouran Academy. There they will meet the schools most handsome boys, will they be any help fighting easter, will they end up with chara's? Read and find out!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Passions Taking Over Skies by klcthenerd reviews
On a bonding retreat ordered by Mr. Condor, The Falls and So Random! casts are sent to a beach house for the weekend. What happens when they decide to have some fun that leaves Sonny clueless to what happened the night before waking up next to C.D.C.?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Crush by tentitoo reviews
Zora has a crush, guess who he is. One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Zora L.
It was more than the dress by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
Alex photocopied herself and she she gets a little more than she originally wanted .Based on the fashion show episode, when Alex ruins the dress.Sexual content. Lemon Smut Um... Alex/Alex?. Femslash. One shot
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Alex R. - Complete
Misadventure of Insanity by Nirazilaa reviews
Well, how could he put it? Creepy pink-haired jokers, field trips, cat cosplayers, and blond-haired bishounen? This was a field trip neither Hiro or Kisa would ever forget. T for slight language.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hiro S. - Complete
Selfportrait by Arkeis07 reviews
Alex creates a clone of herself to finish a self portrait for art. She never realized how attractive she was before this. Mature themes ahead.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R. - Complete
A Misadventure of Mass Proportions by Nirazilaa reviews
Being trapped in an insane dress shop with Tadase was not how Ikuto planned his day, especially when the manager, a fellow by the name of Ayame Sohma, thinks Tadase's a girl, and Ikuto is about to go insane. Rated T for minor crossdressing.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Victims by Kiba-fan-16 reviews
lol okay, so Barney ya know the t.v show see's amu, Ikuto, Tadase, Rima, and Nagihiko. basically they run for it and hope that Barney who was put away for child rape wont get them. Some make it and some will be scarred for life.not really a serious story
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Going Chara by sierraphantom reviews
Danny Fenton visits Japan to ghost hunt and meets one of his fans, Amu Hinamori! A Danny Phantom Shugo Chara! cross-over. Please review! T just in case!
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,065 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Amu H. - Complete
Cats just like princesses by Angel Kiss Hikari reviews
Tadase is thinking about Ikuto on his room. But is he gay, or not? Find out the answer ,if it isn't obvious, in this story! Shounen-ai, IkutoXTadase.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
Fever And Ice by Aarazlyn reviews
Yea, This Is ACTUALLY RATED MATURE. Its NinaxZero.
Mamotte! Lollipop - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
The Stacy's On Crack Collection by Screaming Yo-yo reviews
Crack. It's all just crack. It's funny. Some of it's smutty. It's just about every possible Shugo Chara couple you can think of with random objects thrown in for some short little stories because I simply can.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Wolf Like Me by Arisadonna reviews
With car chasing and running from "the mob" or Easter, as they call it , Ikuto and Tadase come to realize that teaming up together could really work out-and maybe more beyond that.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
Roses are Red by Screaming Yo-yo reviews
.:TadasexIkuto:. See? It wasn’t so bad. He could convince himself it wasn’t that bad. Just a little more ice cream, more cookies, and maybe a long hot bath with candles and that pillow his mom liked. And then maybe a few more cookies.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
We're all in this together by JulyPie reviews
HSM Furuba x-over. Some East High wildcats are in an exchange programme and are visiting Kaibara High school. Friendships are formed and hillarity ensues in theory.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete