Lynathia
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Joined 07-06-09, id: 1996836, Profile Updated: 12-27-13

Still, nothing interesting. Just random stuff.

Boo! Scared? Good. I'm writing random stuff about me in here because I'm bored.

- I lost my faith to humanity due this site

- I hate Mary Sues

- I hate starting a story

- I hate spiders

- I hate when people misspell words (Honestly, if I can spell that stuff with my non-diagnosed dyslexia and attention problems, really, you should too)

- I still hate Mary Sues

- I hate projects

- Enough of hating, I don't like it

- I like sunshine and rain (when I'm inside)

- I like cold weather more than warm

- I love almost everything sweet

- I really love characters that are well planned (and not Mary Sues)

- I like to annoy people

- I'm really unactive here at times

- I like reading

Nah, enough. I don't want you hunting me down, you know? If I tell you more, you could actually find me (le gasp).

And because you're DYING to know my loved/hated fandoms, here you go:

I absolutely LOVE:

- Harry Potter

- Lord of the Rings

- The Hunger Games

And I hate:

- Most of Twilight fandom, though I've read also good fanfiction about it :)


OKAY SWEETIES, DRAG YOUR ATTENTION HERE! YEAH, HERE!

Let's start with something basic.

They.

Do.

NOT.

Speak.

English.

In.

Middle-Earth.

What? Surprised? Really? Oh, no, I must be wrong, because hey, they even speak English in the books? Well, ever thought the fact that even though people translate books into Finnish (and many, many other languages), the people in, lets say London, do not speak only Finnish! I MEAN COME ON! Do they? No? That's what I thought too.

Well. What the heck do they then speak in Middle-Earth? You probably know that there is Sindarin (Yeah, SINDARIN, not Elvish) and Quenya, though it is more rare, like Latin in nowadays. Then of course, there's the Black Speech, Khuzdul and so on, the specific languages for each race. Well, what is the "Common language"? My dear, let me teach you something. It is called WESTRON. Suprise! Westron is really lonely nowadays, so please, when you do think of writing people like Elrond speaking English to your magically appearing Mary Sue or other character, please, consider the feelings of poor Westron too. Please?

xoxo Lynathia

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The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 413,222 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Page Turner by karry4harry reviews
A stranger, a blank book and Audrey has found herself in the world of Twilight with a new past. Will Audrey's presence change the story? As days end, pages are written and Audrey discovers that her days within Forks and with Edward are numbered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,924 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward, OC
From Dreams to Reality by ravenriddles reviews
It has been easy to forget that there are far older and insidious beings in Arda than Sauron. A young girl stumbles upon an ancient power dating back to the First Age. Now she, along with a band of elves, must journey across Arda to face the threat she awoke. The War of the Ring is over, but now begins a battle entirely different, a battle with the original dark power. Novel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,419 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC
Harry Potter is Better Than Twilight by FezandBowties reviews
Why Harry Potter beats Twilight based on a list i read stating the opposite
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 4/14/2011
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9427 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 6,936 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dagorwen by stuffsuchasdreamsaremadeon reviews
The Fellowship is broken and Amera must forge her own path as the threat of Isengard looms ever greater. But, as her hope and courage are tested by new challenges, will she have the strength to fight on against the darkness? Sequel to Aeliniel
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,725 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012
I am NOT a MarySue by FaceChanger reviews
Caroline is a typical girl. Or she was. But, when she flames a terrible writer she finds herself cursed. Suddenly, she wakes up in LotR and is stuck trying to keep from being a Mary Sue and to save the story from herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete